But since I'm contractually obligated to educate, here are some things that women think we care about...that we don't care about, at all.
1) Whether or not your bra and panties match
I know that coordination is something women do which is why you can buy a bra and panty set together. But really, we'd prefer it all off anyway. So if you have on a fuschia bra and magenta panties, who cares? Not I says the bear. By the way, fuschia and magenta could be the same color as far as I know. But I'm a man...who cares? Color is color.
2) Your boob size
See, if I'm with you, it's because I like you as you are. Which includes your boobs. I just want to make sure you have some because, well, I like boobs. A-cup or Triple-H. I like what you have because its part of you. So don't keep asking me if your boobs are big enough. They're never big enough. But I'm happy with yours because they're yours which means they're mine for as long as you'll let me play with them. Boobs are good.
3) Decorating
Have you, ladies, ever did a bang up job decorating your man's place...or better yet, threw him a party with lavish decorations and stuff and when he saw it he barely noticed and went for the first comfortable spot he could find? It's because men dig comfort and routine. All that stuff can be extremely nice, but if it wasn't there, would I find a way to be comfortable? Probably. I know many women need to create a space to feel like home. Most men create home with the space we have. I love lamp.
4) Gossip
It's not that we don't know who Paris Hilton is or who she's sleeping with. We heard about it on the news since her and Sarah Palin are celebrities despite being smarter than no 5th grader. However, we don't care. Isn't that why you have girlfriends? I recognize that I have some obligation to listen to your rants about Sanda Bullock and Jesse James, but I'm more interested in him being a Nazi-sympathizer than him cheating. I mean, Tiger boned what amounts to a small country; she should be glad it was only one chick. Wrong, I know.
5) Why you are late
We're generally just pissed that you're late. The reason is insignificant. That's jacked up, but really, so is that outfit - which means its not a good reason to be late. Do better next time.
It was written.
Agreed ...
'cept, God belongs to the Yankees.
Doesn't really matter to me, I'm pretty agnostic. But the Yankees have EVERYTHING and THAT - I care about.
lol. God belongs to the Yankees sounds like a book waiting to happen.
Really? I don't really believe that boob size doesn't matter as big breasted girls are approached so much more often.
perhaps initially. however my statement was more about once we're together.
men want to bang big boobed beauties. this is fact. but if i'm dating you and you dont have big'uns its because i like you and yours. as long as you allow me to fondle them, we're all good. lol.
Not as much as you might think. It also depends on the attitude of the girl.
DO YOU KNOW HOW FRAT
How is this a proof that there is a god? is that part of a joke? help?
yes dear, it was a joke.
If you're contractually obligated to educate, then why did you spell "there" wrong? I don't want to be taught by somebody who doesn't even have a basic grasp of English spelling and synonyms. Nor do I want to learn from a website where they can't even be bothered to employ an editor.
who pissed in your snow cone and called it Lemonade?
you need some joy in your life.
maybe you should write about how guys might not be fond of uptight girls for her... seriously lighten up sweetheart
HAHAHA What a great comeback...hahahahahahhahahha
FYI "there" is not a synonym, it's a homonym because its variations, (their and they're) don't mean the same thing they sound the same. So you have some real love for the English language that's great for you but maybe you should get to know it a little better. Stop harshing on Panama he's only trying to help the girls who actually want to hear what he has to say and take away from it what they think is valid. Chilax hon, it's only a web posting.
Just read the comment: "Who pissed in your snow cone and called it Lemonade?"
One of the all time best come-backs I've heard used in real life in a long long time.
Besides that, the only things I don't completely agree with are 1) Matching underwear and 2) Decorating. Cause there is always at least 2 straight guys who actually care. Being called out for my lack of decorating (am a poor college student, therefore cannot afford much) by a potential beau was not on my list of things I wanted to experience. Also... The metrosexual guys that I swear are gay right up until they try to kiss me? They care quite a bit a about matching. Admittedly, not so much when a girl is wearing the underwear...
FUNNY STUFF PANAMA!
I gotta say though, that guys (and you as their worldwide representative here), might actually care a bit about the undergarments if they are, say, GRANDMA PANTIES!
Guys have joked for eons about how unsexy those big, white, unflattering, baggy butt-covers are. I can only assume that a "matching bra" which would look like the '50s, full-cover, 6-hook, bullet-proof model, would be a buzz-kill in the bedroom. hahaha!
Victoria's Secret got it right. Girls who can fit in those lacy treats just FEEL sexier, and probably exude sexiness even when in a parka or spacesuit! That allure is what your guy notices about you...
:)
Was I the only one who was amused by "Triple-H"? lol
Any wrestling fans in here? Bueller?
WWE ROCKS Monday Night Raw All the Way!!!
May I please use "who pissed in your snow cone and called it lemonade" next time I encounter an uptight person? I just wanted to ask first in case you're gonna be proprietary about it...
Good answer by the way!
2.)
There are actually guys who like small boobs (like me for example). Quality, not Quantity!
ha ha ha ha ha lmao nice come back
yep answer ..."Who pissed in your snow cone and called it Lemonade?"