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The Dos and Don'ts Of Office Holiday Parties

'Tis the season to gorge yourself on free cookies and "get your drink on" on the company's dime. That's right, it's office holiday party season. But with it comes certain dos and don'ts. Think of the office holiday party as...

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Oh Internet Women, Why Do You Love Me So?

Hello, women of the Internet. It's me, Michael. If you're hearing the velvety tones of a voice that can only be described as "Isaac Hayes-esque," don't worry; I'm just in your head. That or you're a paranoid schizophrenic, in which...

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Retail: It's Not For Everyone

My wife and I were out with friends not long ago and the subject of waiting tables came up. Of the six of us there, I was the only one who had never been a waiter."I think everyone should wait...

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Funny Things You Should Know About (But Probably Don't)

There's more to being the "Funny Guy" than just the fancy title, sequined pants and hoverjet. I've had to work hard to get where I am. I've slaved for hours over a hot stand-up set, improvisation comedied my way out...

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Worst Office Attitude: The Total D-Bag

On today's CNN.com there was an article describing Four Obnoxious Attitudes in the Office.  While Mystery Man's day to day movements are a highly guarded secret, it would be revealing very little to admit he's spent plenty of time working within...

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So You're Having A Quarter-Life Crisis

Have you recently purchased half of half of a sports car? Are you sleeping with one of your four attractive secretaries? Are you worried about the rapidly decaying radioactive material you've been charged with safeguarding?If you answered 'yes' to any...

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Go Ahead, Have An Office Fling

The old saying goes "don't make poopy where you chow," which is a warning against hooking-up with people you work with. Whatever. You have my permission to make-out with dude in accounting. We spend so many waking hours of our...

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On Slowly Learning To Cook

As I'll probably mention frequently on this blog, my wife is in medical school. I write comedy on the Internet. This relationship dynamic has several immediate impacts on my life. Firstly, I live with the humbling knowledge that there will...

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