To the countless thousands who follow this blog religiously, I owe you both an apology and a clarification: this blog is not, in fact, a religion. You can stop leaving babies on my doorstep and scattering rose petals before me wherever I go.
The apology part is concerning the fact that I've been mysteriously absent, and on that front I've got good news, bad news, and a shameless plug. The bad news is that it's time for us to part ways. Consider me Old Yeller, folks. Either you take me behind the shed and shoot me, or I'm going to maul your face off. Those are the plain facts.
While I've had a tremendous time blogging with you, especially about your vagina problems, it's time for this hilarious cowboy to hit the dusty trail in some hilarious fashion. A full year on, my knowledge of women has been almost fully depleted, and the Guyspeak brass don't serve weak coffee.
The good news is that now that I'm leaving, the blogger they ORIGINALLY wanted as the Funny Guy has been mysteriously rediscovered, unharmed, just as I promised some twelve months ago. Thus, my legacy lives on through Amit Wehle, Funny Guy1.0 2.0!
Welcome to the party, Amit. Treat the ladies well, and they'll do you right. But cross them...and there will be hell to pay.
The shameless plug part is the actual IRL reason I'm forced to abandon this co-dependent relationship--I'm making a movie! Like, a real one, that's going to be in movie theaters (probably, maybe!). It's a fabulous dream come true, as well as an abysmal time sink. But if you're a fan, follow me over at Cracked.com or find me on Facebook for a lot more information in the future.
It was a pleasure. We should do this again sometime.
The apology part is concerning the fact that I've been mysteriously absent, and on that front I've got good news, bad news, and a shameless plug. The bad news is that it's time for us to part ways. Consider me Old Yeller, folks. Either you take me behind the shed and shoot me, or I'm going to maul your face off. Those are the plain facts.
While I've had a tremendous time blogging with you, especially about your vagina problems, it's time for this hilarious cowboy to hit the dusty trail in some hilarious fashion. A full year on, my knowledge of women has been almost fully depleted, and the Guyspeak brass don't serve weak coffee.
The good news is that now that I'm leaving, the blogger they ORIGINALLY wanted as the Funny Guy has been mysteriously rediscovered, unharmed, just as I promised some twelve months ago. Thus, my legacy lives on through Amit Wehle, Funny Guy
Welcome to the party, Amit. Treat the ladies well, and they'll do you right. But cross them...and there will be hell to pay.
The shameless plug part is the actual IRL reason I'm forced to abandon this co-dependent relationship--I'm making a movie! Like, a real one, that's going to be in movie theaters (probably, maybe!). It's a fabulous dream come true, as well as an abysmal time sink. But if you're a fan, follow me over at Cracked.com or find me on Facebook for a lot more information in the future.
It was a pleasure. We should do this again sometime.
aww i'll miss you! i'm a huge fan of yours on cracked.com. i'll definitely keep following you on the internet (don't worry, i'm in Canada so i can't stalk you IRL), and i hope to see your movie eventually! good luck with everything~
Oh gosh that despresses me! I'll miss you but thank gosh I folow you on Cracked.com! Well, please enjoy your movie and I hope everything goes well for you!
nice blog casa
Oh no!
Oh no!! you'll be greatly missed Swaim! Best of luck on your future endeavors! Can't wait to see your movie :)
Congratulations, thanks, and good luck! :)
Aw Michael! that's great news for you, congrats!
You will be missed. You should check out the new Ealing comedy, Burke & Hare, starring Simon Pegg, Andy Serkis & one Ms Jessica Hynes. Enjoy! Lookin forward to seein you on the silver screen :D
:( Aweee how sad!!!
At least you'll have alot of ladies watching your movie, you can be sure! :)
Thanks for the laughs!
I LOVE cracked.com, its awesome!! However, you will be sorely missed Funny Guy - you may have cracked a couple of my ribs from laughing so hard! Good luck with the movie!
Of course I come across guyspeak a month after swaim leaves and just spot him now... I'm amused, now to see where blogs here and cracked articles cross over, heh...