On today's CNN.com there was an article describing Four Obnoxious Attitudes in the Office. While Mystery Man's day to day movements are a highly guarded secret, it would be revealing very little to admit he's spent plenty of time working within an array of corporate environments.
Here's one to add to the four (odd that CNN couldn't come up with more than these):
The Total Douche
This person is such an a-hole that weekends and many week nights find you pondering the advantages of doing hard time in Sing Sing rather than having to deal with said d-bag. More often than not the Total Douche will belittle everyone around him (his rank or lower), but cheer on his bosses. He will endlessly argue with you just to watch you sweat, and then end it by saying, "Does it really matter, anyway?" He will complain about all the work he does but find a way to pawn off every assignment he's been given to those around him. He is a self-proclaimed genius.--Don't bother asking him, he'll tell you. If you are not sure who the Total Douche is just look for the guy with the arrogant "I am way to good for this place smirk" on his face--he can't hide it, thus it's an excellent tip-off as to his true persona.
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