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Bobolequiff

Bobolequiff

  • Who is your celebrity look alike?Beartato.
  • If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?A laser and a power source for said laser. You can hunt, cut trees, start fires, boil water... Also, Chicks dig lasers, or so I've been led to believe.
  • Name one food you hate:Eggs. I find them utterly repulsive.
  • How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?2-3 times a week.
  • Boxers, briefs, or freeball?Boxers. The one true way.
  • Dog, cat, neither?Both. Neither. I like both but I'm freaky allergic.
  • Name one magazine in your house right now:No.
  • What’s your favorite quote?"Life is like being a salmon swimming upstream. it's hard work and sometimes you get eaten by bears."
  • What is your favorite song?My tastes are fickle and my favourites change pretty reg'lar.
  • What’s your favorite movie of all time?The Dark Knight. Maybe Avatar, but I'll have to see how well the stands up to rewatching in a non-IMAX environment,
  • Do you text, email, or call?All of those things. Call, mainly, I hate the lack of inflection in text.
  • If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?One of those microloan ones.
  • How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?One. Two in times of dire need.
  • If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?No! It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, they've talked you into make-up and you look like a kabuki mask.
  • Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?Yup. One. Younger.
  • More about you?due to a series of misunderstandings I am widely believed to be a robot, a bear or a hastily shaved robot-bear from the future. I assure you I am but a fragile sack of hoo-man flesh, just like yourselves.
  • What is your Twitter username?Bobolequiff
  • Your Astrological Sign:Capricorn
  • Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?Nope. Sure, but not right now.

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