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- Who is your celebrity look alike?Janet Jackson
- Who is your celebrity crush?Daniel Craig
- If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?A guitar and a toothbrush
- Name one food you hate:Beets
- How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?She's dead
- Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?Larry David
- Boxers, briefs, or freeball?None of the above
- Dog, cat, neither?Dog
- Name one magazine in your house right now:Vegas
- What’s your favorite quote?Are you my caucasian?
- What is your favorite song?Killing In the Name
- What’s your favorite movie of all time?Lost in Translation
- Do you text, email, or call?text
- If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?SPCA
- How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?Never
- If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?Duh!
- Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?I'm the youngest and only girl
- More about you?These questions are geared more towards people with cocks and ball(s).
- What is your Twitter username?Elisayo
- Your Astrological Sign:Leo
- What's your favorite sport?Baseball
- What's your favorite professional sports team?Cubs
- Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?2
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Bev commented on
I've been married for years, but my husband believes that flatulent emissions should never be shared. I've practically jumped from a moving vehicle so as not to pass gas in front of him. Am I wrong to think this is crazy?
Believe it or not, I do try to be lady-like and not rip 'em in front of my husband -- or anyone else. However, I'm human, and occasionally something might slip out. What can I say? I like spicy food and laughing, and that's sometimes a vicious combination. My husband tries to be polite too, but with somewhat less success. When I hear him cut one in the next room I always call out, "Somebody step on a duck?" and vice versa. Why be uptight? It's just a little gas!...
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em commented on
I've been married for years, but my husband believes that flatulent emissions should never be shared. I've practically jumped from a moving vehicle so as not to pass gas in front of him. Am I wrong to think this is crazy?
Oh my god. I laughed so hard I had tears coming out! Ahahahah! I heard Jim fart when we first started dating. I lived in a very small apartment and he used the bathroom, but the dude did not bother to turn on the fan! I could hear everything. I was laughing so hard. When he came out I had to get a serious face going, otherwise he would have known I heard the whole thing. Of course later I tell him all this and his reaction: Oh I know you could hear. I didn't care. Ahahahah!...
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g-man commented on
Do you care what type of car a woman drives? Would you approach a woman in a mini-van?
Yep. It is personal...how much importance you put into you car that is. Not so much a guy vs woman thing. But for me, just to add to the varied answers here, no I don't care. If you're hot and drive a minivan you'll make it work. If you're hot with kids and a minivan you'll have a line up of married guys wanting a lift. See how nice and shallow men can be. Isn't it great!...
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Candi commented on
I've been married for years, but my husband believes that flatulent emissions should never be shared. I've practically jumped from a moving vehicle so as not to pass gas in front of him. Am I wrong to think this is crazy?
Carey your story was halarious!!!! My husband and I hadn't been together very long and it was during the high peak of our sexual moment he lets one rip. (I don't think he was expecting it as much as I wasn't) I didn't know what to say then he starts giggling and then he says "Da#n! that was good, turbo must have kicked in" I just start fallin out laughing. I really didn't know if he was talking about the fart or the sex. I know he had to have been a little embarrassed. But it was halarious....
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Candi commented on
I've been married for years, but my husband believes that flatulent emissions should never be shared. I've practically jumped from a moving vehicle so as not to pass gas in front of him. Am I wrong to think this is crazy?
Sorry bout the misspelling Cary...
