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Keesto

Keesto

  • Who is your celebrity look alike?My left arm looks exactly like Lou Ferrigno
  • Who is your celebrity crush?Janet Reno.
  • If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?I think I would have to say drugs. Just enough to tide me over till my imminent death. And can my second thing be proof that god isn't real? Cuz when I am on drugs I really hate chewing on that question for six hours at a time.
  • Name one food you hate:Broccoli. Just the stems though.
  • How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?Every day.
  • Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?The inventor of dinner. I wanna ask what the fuck he has against lunch.
  • Boxers, briefs, or freeball?Brokers.
  • Dog, cat, neither?I want a cross between a dog and a cat. A codag.
  • Name one magazine in your house right now:Do almanacs count. I have DOZENS of almanacs.
  • What’s your favorite quote?"Girls, rock your boys."
  • What is your favorite song?Can't tell you that. Because they are all my favorite.
  • What’s your favorite movie of all time?See above answer.
  • Do you text, email, or call?I just guess.
  • If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?The "Making Keesto rich" fund.
  • How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?More importantly, who are you to call my socks the same?
  • If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?She wasn't even my daughter and I let that happen.
  • Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?One sister. She's younger. And way to awesome for you.
  • More about you?I plan on being a starving actor. Thats it.
  • Your Astrological Sign:Gemini
  • What's your favorite sport?Football
  • What's your favorite professional sports team?Eagles (I guess...)
  • Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?No I don't. And I swear to god, if any of my children are born Cartoon Animated I will freak the fuck out.

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