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Website: jerkmanifesto.typepad.com
Who is your celebrity look alike?Optimus Prime
Who is your celebrity crush?Natalie Portman currently haunts my dreams.
If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?Do a hangover and regret count as things? They're almost certainly the result of what got me there.
Name one food you hate:McDonalds, normally right after I've eaten it.
How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?Every week or so
Boxers, briefs, or freeball?What's the one between boxers and briefs?
Dog, cat, neither?I'm not sure a pet could survive my care, but I'm a fan of both.
Name one magazine in your house right now:Cheekbone. It's so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours. You can't get it in shops; it gets delivered by ninjas.
What’s your favorite quote?If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
What’s your favorite movie of all time?The one with the guy who's got that face, and he did that thing and then they all went places. It was a good one.
Do you text, email, or call?All of the above. Or, more commonly, none of the above.
If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?Are there any time travel charities about? I would donate the shit out of my cash for that.
How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?The amount required to get me through until washing day.
If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?Oh, absolutely. She's got me wrapped around her little finger.
Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?Two younger sisters, both in their early 20's.
More about you?First bottled in 1983, this specimen is widely considered a poor example of an otherwise exeptional vintage.
What is your Twitter username?http://twitter.com/jerkmanifesto
Your Astrological Sign:Aquarius
What's your favorite sport?Recently fallen in love with wingsuits, and am simultaneously relieved and devastated that I will never fly in one.

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whirlwind commented on my boyfriend has started acting weird lately, he deletes his calls & txts, works late & weekends (but hes a sparky), is suddenly worried about his looks, doesnt seem interested in me anymore, goes from loving me to hating me. what the hell is going on sho
It may just be my experience, but I don't think guys delete anything unless there's a compelling reason. I just read some juicy and dangerous emails between two guys at work and they know I have access to their work email and they have months worth of messages with this-could-get-you-fired incriminating emails which they haven't bothered to delete. So if your boyfriend is being conscientious about deleting the evidence...I think that means there's evidence worth deleting. His behavior seems so blatant though...could he be trying to get your attention? Want you to find out and confront him about the cheating?...
Tariana commented on my boyfriend has started acting weird lately, he deletes his calls & txts, works late & weekends (but hes a sparky), is suddenly worried about his looks, doesnt seem interested in me anymore, goes from loving me to hating me. what the hell is going on sho
I could only imagine how it is; having to see the change of behavior and not really knowing the cause... That, and not having the courage to confront him because of this fear you are about to lose him. There could be a lot of reasons, but it really is best to ask him soon. Don't prolong the agony, and once you're in that space of finding out, try to keep your cool. It's always nice to move with grace despite the troubling realities we face in our lives....
bric commented on my boyfriend has started acting weird lately, he deletes his calls & txts, works late & weekends (but hes a sparky), is suddenly worried about his looks, doesnt seem interested in me anymore, goes from loving me to hating me. what the hell is going on sho
Even if you're not pregnant/have kid(s) with this guy, leave. Better to grow up in a household with separated parents than a couple that are miserable and lying to each other....
Lord Vile commented on How do guys feel about women's labia minora? Do they want them small, big? Many women are getting the surgery done, because they think that men prefer them small.
Personally I don't like when the inner labia stick out I don't find it attractive and it gives me the mind set of loose-ness, I love when you have to open the vagina to see the inner lips it makes it more fun like a surprise inside and over all looks a lot more beautiful and clean as opposed to a lot of lips looking all wrinkled with dark pigmintation color to it. But then again that's just me and how I feel about it....
prncfan1 commented on Do guys enjoy sucking and licking girls nipples? Because it honestly doesn't do anything for me?
I enjoy having my nipples sucked. Nothing turns me on more than to watch him doing it and enjoying it. Having a large chest, has attracted some real breast lovers to me. It's extremely stimulating, and makes me wet like a running faucet. As well my current boyfriend doesn't mind when I do the same for him, it gets him going. I get the impression that he loves doing it, but also that he realizes it gets me off....

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