TheMetalHead
- Who is your celebrity look alike?George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher
- Who is your celebrity crush?Female keyboardist from Finnish band Ensiferum
- If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?Bass guitar and a Fleshlight.
- Name one food you hate:Fish
- How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?I KILLED MY FAMILY.
- Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?No, just kidding. They're still alive. We talk often.
- Boxers, briefs, or freeball?Boxerbriefs
- Dog, cat, neither?I shed enough to count as my own house pet.
- Name one magazine in your house right now:Nintendo Power
- What’s your favorite quote?"I can't stop peeing my pants. I'm out of urine, but I'm peeing my pants with blood now because of my body's biological need to pee my pants from the terror I'm experiencing." - Dr. McNinja
- What is your favorite song?"Slaying the Lamb" by Blood Red Throne
- What’s your favorite movie of all time?Metal: A Headbanger's Journey
- Do you text, email, or call?All three. At once.
- If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?The "I'm going to buy some really cool shit with $1 million" charity.
- How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?I change 'em every day or my feet get smelly.
- If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?She'd have to take me down with brute force and get my combat boots off first.
- Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?One older sister (4 years older).
- More about you?I play bass and growl for a death metal band. I also enjoy video games, computers, beer, weed, and slamming muff. I suppose one might classify my lifestyle as rather hedonistic.
- What is your Twitter username?Fuck Twitter.
- Your Astrological Sign:Aries
- What's your favorite sport?Football
- What's your favorite professional sports team?Green Bay Packers
- Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?None right now, maybe a few later on in life to work as my personal slaves.
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- Commented on Would you rather see a girl in skinny jeans and heels or flared/bootcut jeans ?
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- Commented on Do all men masturbate?
- Commented on Do all men masturbate?
- Commented on How do you know whether your significant other is "the one?" Is not being 100% sure a sign that they aren't?
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- Commented on I ask this, Funny Guy, because you just bought a new bed and it seems topical. Cuddling positions in bed. IS there a way to do it without SOMEBODY'S arm going to sleep?
- Commented on How do i get in a guys pants?
- Commented on Should a girl hold out or move on when her guy tells her "let's be friends, but maybe we can be together later on?"
- Commented on What does it mean when a guy tells you that the problem isn't you, it's him.
- Commented on When a guy asks if you want to hang out, how are you supposed to know if he means as friends or if it's a date?
- Commented on Is this a good present for my boyfriend: a box decorated with stuff he likes with 365 reasons why i love him in it? PLEASE i really need an answer!
- Commented on When having sex, and a girl tells you exactly what they want, whats your reaction?
- Commented on Why do guys always put there phone on silent or on vibrate when they are with their girl?
- Commented on Do guys actually get paranoid about being a virgin's "first"?
- Commented on 10 Things I Learned From China's Coverage Of The Tiger Woods Crash
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- Commented on How do you deal with a boner in public?
- Commented on There is a girl at my school who's obsessed with every single guy, including the guy I like (as in, facebook wall posts every two minutes). As far as I can tell he doesn't seem to be interested in her, but in general do guys like girls like this?
- Commented on When you take a girl out to dinner, what do you find most attractive for her to order? Salad, nice and light? Steak, rich and meaty? Or something in the middle, like chicken, or whatever?
- Commented on If a guy say's that he is not looking to be in a relationship and then start's dating another girl.....what does that mean?
- Commented on Why do men want sex all the time?
- Commented on My boyfriend wants me to get breast implants but I don't want to; what should I do?
- Commented on My boyfriend wants me to get breast implants but I don't want to; what should I do?
- Commented on I came home last night to find my boyfriend in bed with another hot dude. I did get angry and storm out to stay with a close friend. What should I do today and say to my boyfriend? I love him so but want to make him happy.
- Commented on Why do guys always have to make dating some kind of ridiculous game?
- Commented on Is it a turn-off while making love if the woman sweats a lot?
- Commented on My fiance likes to "talk" during sex. Not dirty talk necessarily. I'm more quiet I guess but would like to be more vocal. I'm just so focused on making him feel good & what he's doing to make me feel good to come up with "talk." What do I do?
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- Commented on How can I tell when a guy is horny?
- Commented on Why does is seem like all men have a former girlfriend in the their lives as a "best friend"? I find this ridiculous. How can a guy have such a close friendship with someone he's been in a relationship with and not have romantic feelings for her?
- Commented on Do guys get turned off when a girl cracks dirty jokes?
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- Commented on I absolutely HATE giving blowjobs. I feel like they are so humiliating and I am completely self-conscious when I try to do it. Is this a total deal breaker for a guy?
- Commented on I keep pointing out the flaws in my body, but my boyfriend keeps telling me he's hot for me anyway. I really want to believe him. Is it true?
- Commented on What's the difference between "hot" and "beautiful"?
- Commented on Oh Internet Women, Why Do You Love Me So?
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- Commented on Is a smiley face a flirty jesture in a text?
- Commented on Is a smiley face a flirty jesture in a text?
- Commented on Is a smiley face a flirty jesture in a text?
- Commented on How big does my mouth have to be before guys will be attracted to me?
- Commented on What is it with men not looking me in the eye when I'm talking to them? Really, what I'm asking here, Wise-Ass, is for you to explain men's seemingly primal fascination with breasts.
- Commented on I keep pointing out the flaws in my body, but my boyfriend keeps telling me he's hot for me anyway. I really want to believe him. Is it true?
- Commented on I've been hooking up with a guy several times a month, but it only happens once a week or once every two weeks, even though I see him every day. Whenever he's with his brother, he ignores me. Why?
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- Commented on I'm 18, and my boyfriend is 22 and in college. We are in love. He wants me to move in with him and have his child. Help. What do I do?
- Commented on Why is he waiting so long to make the first move?
- Commented on I'm friends with my ex-boyfriend on Facebook. This bothers my current boyfriend a lot and he's even threatened to break up with me if I don't de-friend my ex. Do you think this is a reasonable request? I think it means he doesn't trust me.
- Commented on I'm 18, and my boyfriend is 22 and in college. We are in love. He wants me to move in with him and have his child. Help. What do I do?
- Commented on I love my boyfriend but I'm also attracted to his roommate/friend. No, I don't want to know if this is okay, I'm well aware that I should ignore said feelings but my real question is: How do I get him to make a move on me?
- Commented on After 3 months, my friend's guy told her he didn't want a title on their relationship because he wanted to "keep an illusion of separation." What does that even mean?! He's been puttin in all the effort as a boyfriend, but doesn't want to be called one.
- Commented on Are guys turned off when their girlfriend is more educated than them?
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- Commented on I loved a real jerk for six years, two years ago he gets all drunk and handsy with me and I freaked out (I was passed out...). We had a huge falling out. FFW to the present, we are emailing now, he seems to have changed. Should I run for the hills?
- Commented on I met this guy who has made it quite clear that he likes me. However, 1) I don't find him physically attractive AND 2) He only texts me after dark, which is a huge no-no. But, since I haven't had a bf in a long time, can i use him for company?
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- Commented on Why do all the men I've been with love vacation sex so very very much? What's the huge appeal? Why are they better in bed in another city? And why does it have to been done AS SOON as my bags are placed on the floor of the hotel room?
- Commented on I loved a real jerk for six years, two years ago he gets all drunk and handsy with me and I freaked out (I was passed out...). We had a huge falling out. FFW to the present, we are emailing now, he seems to have changed. Should I run for the hills?
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Cary McNeal commented on
Is it a turn-off while making love if the woman sweats a lot?
You don't want to know....
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Cary McNeal commented on
Is it a turn-off while making love if the woman sweats a lot?
Thanks. Congrats on your weight loss. It's not easy, I know....
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Daisy commented on
Is it a turn-off while making love if the woman sweats a lot?
ha ha ha! =)...
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Cary McNeal commented on
What is it with men not looking me in the eye when I'm talking to them? Really, what I'm asking here, Wise-Ass, is for you to explain men's seemingly primal fascination with breasts.
"Knock it off with the see-thru tops, the push-up bras, and the boob jobs." Dude! Shut your face!...
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rebelchild commented on
How can I tell when a guy is horny?
ASK HIM!! If he can't or won't tell you, then his being horny isn't your problem....
