Amit Wehle
- Website: www.amitwehle.com
- Persona:Funny Guy
- Who is your celebrity look alike?For years I’ve gotten Nicolas Cage with a sinus infection.
- Who is your celebrity crush?Who wants to hold me? Oh easy, Salma Hayek, Monica Bellucci, Kim Kardashian.
- If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?A Pat Sajak statue & Big League Chew.
- Name one food you hate:Legumes.
- How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?Twice a week. That amounts to 960 times a decade.
- Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?Mr. Woody Allen
- Boxers, briefs, or freeball?When I’m feeling Rock N/ Roll – freeball. When I’m feeling lounge-y – boxers. When I’m feeling business-ish -- tight, double pressed briefs.
- Dog, cat, neither?Dogs. Cats are terrible people.
- Name one magazine in your house right now:Ballard Design: Fall Décor.
- What’s your favorite quote?“Eighty percent of success is showing up” —Woody Allen
- What is your favorite song?A change is Gonna Come (Phil Collins version)
- What’s your favorite movie of all time?Back to the Future
- Do you text, email, or call?Lately, I’ve begun texting people my actual feelings while simultaneously “uh-huh-ing” them on the phone.
- If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?Boy Scouts of America
- How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?Three
- If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?As long as they don’t clash with my fingernails, why not?
- Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?I have one sister, 3 ½ years my senior. She was cool when we were growing up and let me play Doctor with her friends. I also have two younger brothers -- barely in their 20s. They’re thinner than me and smell like alcohol and confidence.
- More about you?I like to takes baths, eat watermelon and read trivia. Other than that, I’m a ‘Derek Jeter’ type.
- What is your Twitter username?AMITWEHLE
- Your Astrological Sign:Leo
- What's your favorite sport?Championship Boxing
- What's your favorite professional sports team?Mike Tyson
- Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?Funny you should ask, recently my wife and I have begun Mission Insemination. I want kids. I think I want kids. Did I just write a new Tyler Perry movie title?
Recent Actions
- Answered the question “Is there a way to give a guy road head while he's driving a stick?”
- Posted Are You A Pube-Conformist? Or A Wild Child? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What is a cock blocker?”
- Answered the question “How do guys behave when they meet a rival for a girl's attention?”
- Posted “Trip Down Mammary Lane ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Is it A turn off to have a bush?”
- Posted Labia Gaga, Hunting for White Boys and more... Funny Guy shares the Week's Gems to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted Would you recommend marrying a cop? Part II to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Is Valentine's Day only for people who are already couples? Would it be creepy if I confessed my feelings to my crush that day?”
- Posted “Passworld ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My boyfriend and I are both interested in going to a strip club (neither of us has ever gone to one), but we would want to go together. I would not feel comfortable going to a strip club with female dancers and he would not feel comfortable going to strip”
- Answered the question “Why do guys have nipples?”
- Answered the question “My wife of 4 years refuses to get a job. I recently became disabled (permanently) and the amount of time we are together tripled. Number one we need the $, number two I need some room. Relationship has not been easy. I dont need care and still feel conf”
- Answered the question “Im not white and am into this white guy. He only seems to like white girls. Do I have a chance? How do I make him ask me out? Thanks.”
- Answered the question “Would you recommend marrying a cop?”
- Answered the question “Ok I need some help because I've never seen this before.After my boyfriend pees, he has a HUGE wetspot on his boxer briefs.Says it happens to all guys.... Don't you guys at least shake it?It's gross, and even when it dries and I go down there, I still sme”
- Posted “Super Bowel” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted F VDay: A Quick Guide to Riding Solo on February 14th to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “what does "drop a wad " mean?”
- Answered the question “My long distance bf, who I haven't seen since since Christmas is staying for a week with me. What is the condom etiquette? Does a gentleman buy/bring them since I'm provide food/lodging? Or as a good hostess is it my job to provide them? But then I don't ”
- Answered the question “After eating anything my bf's breath becomes so horrid I can barely stand it. It could be something as small as a few crackers, even when he's just brushed his teeth. I don't know what to do. Should I tell him? It seems like it might be something he can't”
- Answered the question “Why do guys don't like me? I'm f*cking hot!”
- Posted The Oscars are complete Bologna. Sir Jonah Hill? Really? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “eyeKatch” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Can my butthole stretch from anal?”
- Answered the question “I was adopted when I was twelve. I am grown up now (as in, done with college), but I have never had a relationship because I have always been in love with my adoptive father. Who is, obviously, married to my adoptive mother. I'd never actually show it and”
- Answered the question “3 months ago, my best friend was beaten by her ex. He's back in town and they're reconciling. She's told me she knows it's nuts but that she's SO happy. She swears it's because of drugs and alcohol and that he's changed. How can I be a supportive friend w”
- Answered the question “So, Funny Guy, I figured I'd ask your professional opinion on this: Exactly how much is a metric f*ck-ton?”
- Answered the question “do men give better blow jobs?”
- Posted “PrePee” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Do Not Break The Seal to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What about hugging shorter guys?”
- Answered the question “hi, i think my husband is gay. i caught him watching gay porn on the laptop! he says he is noy gay and he doesnt know why he watchs it. what should i do?”
- Posted Readers, Send Me Your Questions for my Interview with ELNA BAKER to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My guy is from a war-torn country and spent some time in the military, so violence doesn't faze him. It frightens me, though. Do you think it turns him off that I don't have the same life experiences he does?”
- Answered the question “I figure that until we have a talk about exclusivity, I am free to date other people. Is that fair?”
- Posted “Coldilocks” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “How should I hug a guy taller than me?”
- Posted Have you ever dated a SEX GOD? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “How can you tell the difference between a creep/smooth talker and a genuine/sincere guy?”
- Answered the question “How do I go about dating somone out of my race and where do I find them in NY.I'm black/indian and am tired of guys from my bracket of society (my father/grandfathers suck to say the least true manwhores at best) and would like to date different people bu”
- Answered the question “My dad has loads of porn in his computer. He's 60 something. My mom and he have been married for over 25 years. She's not into computers so I'm guessing she has no idea. I know this is supposed to be "normal" but I still think it's weird.”
- Answered the question “I'm thinking of becoming a stripper in order to help my family and pay off some bills. I'm getting myself in shape and taking dancing classes. However, I'm scared about getting caught working at a strip club by a relative since I know some of my bros like”
- Answered the question “How can a small girl have shower sex with a (tall) guy? What positions(without falling over and killing each other)? And what do you wash before? Or is it after? It would be kind of unsexy to watch him wash his butt crack. Is it prudish to want 2 loofahs ”
- Posted Are You A Beachmaster? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I'm a 50yo female - a dating virgin, even tho I've married twice. 1st divorced, 2nd widowed. Recently reaquainted w/a couple of old crushes thru FB. Had a blast talking & visited w/one for a day. The prob: I'm very funny & they love being friends but don'”
- Posted “Donkey Cubicle” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Yo! Can a girl have fantasies about famous, inaccessible people? Or is there something wrong with this? I imagine guys have a very rich fantasy life (porn), but porn is not my thing. My boyfriend was perturbed when he got wind of my interest in Tom Brady,”
- Answered the question “Hey Funny Guy! I haven't been in any really serious relationships but I've had sex. Now that I've started a relationship with a funny and caring guy I have no clue what to do while on top :/ help!”
- Answered the question “My vagina smells like champagne, any idea why?”
- Posted GUYSPEAK'S BEST OF THE WEEK Presented by Funny Guy to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on So what are the chances of me getting pregnant if I masturbated a few hours after jacking off my boyfriend and got sperm on my hands but wiped it off with a napkin? Heard many different things about how long sperm remains potent.. From seconds to about a
- Answered the question “So what are the chances of me getting pregnant if I masturbated a few hours after jacking off my boyfriend and got sperm on my hands but wiped it off with a napkin? Heard many different things about how long sperm remains potent.. From seconds to about a ”
- Posted My Top 25 Predictions for 2012 ~ In The Realm of Celebrity, Sex and World Affairs. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on Dear Funniest of Funny Guys, I was sexually abused when I was younger. My bf knows and insists I tell my family. The biggest problem: my bro was the one who did it. I rly dont want to tell n think it could tear my family apart. He says that I need their s
- Posted “Boweling Team” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “notice others dudes checking out my body in the gym is that normal”
- Answered the question “Does getting plastic surgery make you shallow? I'm getting a rhinoplasty and everyone is saying that its shallow. I never judge people by their looks and I honestly don't think that looks are that important. I just have a feature that I don't like and I w”
- Answered the question “Dear Funniest of Funny Guys, I was sexually abused when I was younger. My bf knows and insists I tell my family. The biggest problem: my bro was the one who did it. I rly dont want to tell n think it could tear my family apart. He says that I need their s”
- Answered the question “I'm a virgin but my bf is VERY experienced. Will sex hurt him because I'm a virgin?”
- Answered the question “What Does It Mean When A Guy Says He Got Baked?”
- Answered the question “I am a self proclaimed "f*g hag." It seems the only guys that are ever around me are gay and as much as I love hanging with my gays, I need a straight boyfriend! Is my overwhelming amount of gay bffs ruining my chances of finding a hetero man?”
- Posted Tough Titties: Not All Breasts Are Created Equally to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Jockline” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I would love to know what does a lapdance feels like! (But I don't want one.) Do you have to be kind of drunk to really enjoy it? Isn't it awkward if your friends just watch the woman grind on you?”
- Answered the question “While feeling up my new guy, I commented, "You shave your chest hair?" He got upset. Said my tone was inappropriate and jugmental. I told him that his body is perfect, hair or not. That he doesn't have to shave to please me. He's still upset. How can I fi”
- Answered the question “Hi my name is Tasha and I think I'm pregnant with my boyfriend that I only been with 2 months and yes we did use condoms I'm not so sure I want a baby yet and he has two kids the baby mother is a bitch he going through hell with her I don't know if he goi”
- Answered the question “The guy I'm with is 27 and has had 46 sex partners. Is this normal? And is it possible he's STD free? He says he is, but I'm not sure I believe him.”
- Posted 30 ROCK'S KEVIN "DOT COM" BROWN: THE FG INTERVIEW to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Tipsy Texting” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “How many dildos is too many?”
- Answered the question “What do 19 year old boys think about?”
- Answered the question “"I" (hint hint, my vagina) smell terrible to me. I don't like the odor at all. But my boyfriend loves it, he says it turns him on. Is this normal?? Why??”
- Answered the question “Are men aware that some women have "innie" nipples? They aren't like an innie belly button or anything. It's more like if I were to wear a thin t-shirt on a cold day, no one would be able to tell I was cold. And if they are aware, do you think they mind b”
- Answered the question “Men in the midwest are laid back, easy going,AND grounded. I miss them a whole lot, now that Im living in the northeast...lets just say men here are YIKES! Why are they so uptight and anal? Mind you, some also have horrid accents that accentuate this anal”
- Posted “Mensesa” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted The Most Insane VIRAL EMAIL You Will Read This Year (I Mean It!) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Owns his own business and works about 80+ a week, but also has many health problems (had brain aneurysm & is colon cancer survivor.says too busy for a 'rship' now.Recently told me he has to get more tests done.Could health problems be behind not wanting a”
- Answered the question “I'm a virgin and I'm literally terrified of having sex with my boyfriend. He's not pressuring me into it, but I just really don't think I'll ever be comfortable enough with my body or anyone else to actually have sex with them. The thought of it makes me ”
- Answered the question “Can a dorky country boy like a dark skinned completely opposite girl?”
- Answered the question “Im dating a nice guy. Its great, except how do I make him not so nice in bed, because I dont want nice there”
- Answered the question “I was emailing with this guy on a dating site. Things were going great. Today I tried to respond to his latest email. Apparently he deleted his profile outta NOWHERE. What the eff?! Why do I feel so slighted?”
- Posted “massagynist” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted What I Find Attractive. What You Find Attractive. #Twitterology to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Hey FG! I have OCD & when I was younger I used to skin-pick & I still have to control myself sometimes about skin-picking. I'm casually seeing this guy, so should I ever mention this? If yes, then when should I mention it & how can I not make it awkward? ”
- Commented on What does "popping your cherry" mean? Losing your virginity or orgasming? I'm not sure and too embarrassed to ask anyone, lol
- Answered the question “What does "popping your cherry" mean? Losing your virginity or orgasming? I'm not sure and too embarrassed to ask anyone, lol”
- Answered the question “i found condoms in my boyfriends car, we dont use them, he has had a vasectomy”
- Answered the question “My dad's always been good for a dirty joke but ever since he retired he's been making EVERYTHING a sex joke or reference. It's like he turned into a "dirty old man" right before my eyes! Sometimes he's funny, sometimes he makes me (and everybody else visi”
- Answered the question “I have 2 friends - both have admitted to me that they like each other but have made me PROMISE not to say anything, convinced that the other doesn't like them in that way. Do I keep my mouth shut & let this idiocy continue or break my promise for the grea”
- Posted Funny Guy Presents: Volume II of Your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries AWARDS to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I have a crazy friend who told me about a gay sexual practice called "stromboli". Is he crazy?”
- Answered the question “why do people stay married when they aren't happy?”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend's two best friends recently broke up with their girlfriends. Now my boyfriend is the only non-single one in his friend group. Should I be worried? I'm a little worried...”
- Posted “HIUG” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Guys who call girls by their last names and not their first- what's the deal? And if a guy does call a girl by her last name (on the regular) is there any chance he sees her as more than a friend? PS 95% of my friends call me by my last name, so it's no”
- Answered the question “I wrote you a while back about my boyfriend said I need a boob lift and my face is starting to sag. Finally dumped him. Started dating a guy and find out he has a MAJOR history of visiting strip clubs, all nude clubs and porn. He says he's totally done wi”
- Posted “Shnordis” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Funny Guy. I believe that I read somewhere that you are already married. May I say that your wife is a lucky woman. I appreciate your wit and candor in your answers, and hope that someday I find someone like you.”
- Posted Bald Guys, Fat Girls and 38 year-olds Stop Lying. A guide to Cleaning up the Dating Field to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What would a guy do if they met the perfect girl at a time when they really didn't have the time or money for a girlfriend and were extremely focused on their career in their early 20s. Would they let the girl go or find someway to make it work?”
- Answered the question “My BF is silent during blowjobs and sex. I feel like he doesn't like it, because when it feels good, sounds just come out of me. I feel uncomfortable being the only one making lots of noise and he is quiet. He doesn't just lay there, he just doesn't make ”
- Answered the question “what is your take on horoscopes and more so, horoscope compatibility?”
- Posted I pledge Allegiance to this Cokehead to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “a married man just found out at our workplace that I liked him. I keep away from him but he comes in after he gets out and comes to my desk. He just stands there and takes forever writing a check out. Why would he do this?”
- Posted “Ping Pain” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “How many kids do you want?”
- Commented on Do you like Flight Attendants?
- Answered the question “Do you like Flight Attendants?”
- Commented on What do guys think about the girls their friends are hooking up with? Predisposed to like them or dislike them?
- Answered the question “What do guys think about the girls their friends are hooking up with? Predisposed to like them or dislike them?”
- Answered the question “For 2 years I have been living with a sexy tatted up boyfriend with a rock hard body. He works out regularly and I do not. I have a child from a previous relationship. I am a curvy woman with a chubby tummy and I still can't get butt naked in front of h”
- Answered the question “Who came up with No Shave November? Was this a collective male attempt to piss off girlfriends everywhere?”
- Posted THE BRIDEZILLA JOHANNE INTERVIEW 'I put the real in reality and bring reality to its rawest' to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I have a few pimples on my back, do guys care?”
- Posted “bonesick” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My long term boyfriend never used to moan while we have sex but just recently he's started to. I'm paranoid that he's "faking it" with the moaning (not with finishing - he finishes). As if he's not really into me but he's trying to make himself feel more ”
- Answered the question “I got pain after my bf sucks my breast”
- Answered the question “Do girls masturbate while on their period? No plans on doing so, i'm just genuinely curious. An inappropriate question to ask a girl face to face so i will ask you, not sure if and why you would know this but i guess i'm hoping for commenters...Comment aw”
- Answered the question “hello. is it me your looking for?”
- Answered the question “nice website, im just sending you guys a question to see if you really put out the time and effort to respond to your readers. Now to my question.. Whats your favorite movie ?”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend is about 10 years older than me and we have a great friendship, great sex and a great thing going on. But sometimes he tells me that his ex girlfriends were totally too beautiful for him and describes me with a great heart and great personali”
- Posted “Jame Dudy Jench” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted 30 ROCK Writer TRACEY WIGFIELD Treats Us for Halloween to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “how can i tell that my salary in not enough to live”
- Answered the question “Do some men get dogs to pick up women? Ive noticed some men who use their dogs as bait (at dog parks, walks, or using the line: hey you want to see my dog?) to get women initially interested, sleep with them, and they move on to the next lady. Are d”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend tends to post exceptionally goofy and unattractive pictures of himself on facebook, I mean total creeper pics. He's an attractive guy, but I never know whether to joke with him about them. I know they're meant to be funny, but I don't know if”
- Answered the question “I popped a blood vessel in my eye from giving a guy a blow job. Now it's all bloody and looks like I've been punched in the face. Crazy, strange, but true. I have a date with him tonight. What do I do? When we go on the date do I explain why my eye is blo”
- Answered the question “my boyfriend wants me to take a dump on him. Why?”
- Posted You've Heard of the Mile High Club, how 'bout the Miles Away Club? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “YouTool” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “he graduated form harvard then harvard business school.... me? from a regular college.... hes jewish im catholic...is love enough?”
- Answered the question “Where are all the guys that like labia minor..mine hang like 2mm lmaoo..when streached they're 1cm :D woo...But every guy i get with are like disgusted by it, like i'm abnormal :l i like the look & i always read that alot of guys do to...so where are they”
- Answered the question “Do guys really care about the colour of a lady's labia?do you prefer it pink, brown...or do you just not care?”
- Answered the question “why are the guys in porn vids so big? they look like it would hurt”
- Answered the question “i like this guy but he is married do i tell him or just let it go”
- Posted IN TOUCH MAGAZINE's Features Editor gets grilled, roasted and porked by Funny Guy to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I tried hooking up with one of my friends (a girl) because she likes me. It didn't work and I couldn't get it up. Now she's pissed!!”
- Answered the question “So...what is the funniest joke you can think of at the moment?”
- Posted “AttACNE” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why does the sight of semen make me gag? I'm totally comfortable with sex; this seems to be the only issue. If I see my guy's splooge on the sheets or on me, my stomach churns a little. What can I do about this?”
- Answered the question “OKAY, so my man and I are about the same age (early twenties) BUT I look sooo much older than him. Hes still young and youthful, but I look like a really hot 30 year old gal. I know looks dont matter, but it matters to me a lot. I wish he looked older tha”
- Answered the question “home-made presents. yes or no?”
- Commented on Five Ways to Decode: Does He Like Me or What?
- Posted Five Ways to Decode: Does He Like Me or What? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “inConvenience store Truth” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “So Ive been dating for my boyfriend for three years and he just recently started talking to me about how girls are flirting with him.. should I be worried? or should I be glad that hes telling me and not hiding it?”
- Answered the question “After a guy asks to dance with me, should i go back to my own seat, or next to him and start a conversation???”
- Answered the question “Funny guy. I am so friggin short.... Five ft. And long brown hair. But i sometimes am really insecure about how short i am because my best friend is super tall. Do guys really care about height?”
- Answered the question “I like this younger guy, but I think I scared him away by saying I want a relationship. He doesnt. He initially said that he was cool w/ us hanging out when it worked for both, but has since changed his tune to "we can be friends". Is there any chance I c”
- Answered the question “I have a hard time sleeping in the same bed with my boyfriend. I really want to, I love the feeling of waking up next to him, but he snores and I'm a really light sleeper. Any suggestions?”
- Posted Jason Biggs Got A Prostitute From His Wife For His B-Day. What'd You Get? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “ I let out a queef a few weeks ago in front of my boyfriend. I am mortified and can't stop thinking about it. But he hasn't said anything about it, even right after. Why”
- Posted “Octopussy” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My boyfriend recently started leaving his toothbrush at my house, "Just in case." I think it is a relationship milestone. Do you think I am making a big deal out of it?”
- Answered the question “Are all Irish guys drunkards? The accent is just so adorable...”
- Answered the question “Ive noticed most of you guys on guyspeak tend to take the side of the woman in all or most of your answers. I wonder why this is the case...I mean I do know this is a site intended for woman, but has it ever crossed your mind that most of these women are ”
- Answered the question “Amit...you actually DO look like Nicholas Cage with a Sinus infection...I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that on your profile.”
- Answered the question “Okay so a year ago I was raped. It was a blur for me and it scarred me to get out there to other guys. I like this one guy and he asked if I was a virgin and I really didn't know what to say because I don't feel comfortable with him yet. Can I say I'm a v”
- Posted Breaking News: Your Grandma Might Be A Slut to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Can you give me some insight as to why a guy would think it is hot to watch HIS girl having sex with another guy? Voyeur fetish? Is porn to blame?”
- Posted “Psychological libido” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why do men cheat when we have sex 3 - 4 times a day?”
- Answered the question “My bf and i have been dating for years, still haven't had sex-we both want to, but the time is never 'right' (he says). Last week we were in the middle of a hot makeout session, losing clothes, etc. And he stops, tells me that he's sorry but he needs a na”
- Answered the question “Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses -- true or false???”
- Answered the question “I just started college, haven't dated in a while.I met this guy a couple nights ago. He is super tall and sweet and Scandinavian, etc but at the time he was pretty drunk, so incidentally, he doesn't remember me. How do I approach him? I don't have any cla”
- Posted “Trunk Junk” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted ABC's The Bachelor Pad: Stick a Rose In Me, I'm Hooked to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I've seen like two answers on here saying that men sometimes fake orgasms, but I don't get it. How can you fake ejaculation? Either the condom - or you! - is filled up with semen or it isn't... how could you fake that?? Or is it that the women don't notic”
- Answered the question “My bf is "well endowed" and a bulge shows through some pants he wears. I notice some girls stare and i get jealous. What should I do?”
- Commented on I've been having a rough time lately with an ongoing illness and I've had to rely on my bf (of a few years) a lot when I'm sick. I think he's getting annoyed with me because I used to be the one doing things for him, and it seems like we aren't having fun
- Answered the question “I've been having a rough time lately with an ongoing illness and I've had to rely on my bf (of a few years) a lot when I'm sick. I think he's getting annoyed with me because I used to be the one doing things for him, and it seems like we aren't having fun”
- Answered the question “If a guy says "I love you" mid-coitus, is this an accurate reflection of his feelings? Or, more like "I love having sex" and -- I'm just the person who happens to be doing it with him.”
- Answered the question “I had a baby by a guy I hooked up with 2 years ago. He is white and I'm black. He texts me sometimes and gives me diapers here and there, but never introduces our baby into his life. He tells me all the time he wants to be apart of her life but never foll”
- Posted “handsomite ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Premier Erotica Author RACHEL KRAMER BUSSEL Gets Spanked by Funny Guy Questions to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “As a virgin I am not sure what people are talking about when people speak of sexual incompatibility- am I naive to think that two people with enough romantic live can learn to please the other?”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend looks at other girls online before having sex with me. Is this common? It makes me feel really crappy about myself.”
- Answered the question “Would fisting hurt?”
- Answered the question “I have f*cked up genes and my family f*cked up my life. Now I have cemented walls around my heart. Theyre like....say 3 feet thick and 100 feet tall. Yeah, hard to get in. I want to be able to love and have meaningful relationships, but these walls are no”
- Answered the question “I was pregnant and unforunately had a miscarriage. Since I put on some weight and went from a size 6 to a 10. My boyfriend randomly/always seem to mention my weight and keeps comparing me to old pictures. What does this mean?”
- Posted Women Fall Under Three Distinct Categories: Hot. Kinda Cool. Threatening. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Dance-Walk” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Is it wrong that i like to give rimjobs?”
- Answered the question “I am an above-average looking 40yr old woman dating a 27yr old man. If I'm to be considered a "cougar" for dating a younger man (like many have accused me of), is it wrong for me to expect my hot young "boy toy" to be in better shape? He has the ass of ”
- Answered the question “I've been dating a new guy for a couple weeks. Things were GREAT, but then one of his relatives became very ill. I've done my best to be supportive, such as texting him on occasion to see how he's holding up, but his replies are cold or rude. I think he's”
- Answered the question “Hi FG. Question, what are your thoughts about Dane Cook? Isn't he like the unfunniest comedian slash massive douche you have ever seen? We all hope he gets hit by a bus really soon.”
- Answered the question “Why do we make an Orgasm-face? What's the biological significance of the O-face?”
- Posted “Deja-View” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Foreskin and Seven Years Ago: The Battle, A Head. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My BF recently started doing some oral and digital anal activities w/ me. While I like it, there are some days when my behind feels more bathroom than bedroom - like, say, after a particularly greasy meal. How can I let him know to stay away on certain da”
- Answered the question “my fiance goes to community college this fall should i be worrie about outher women flirting with him”
- Answered the question “I have terrible acne compared to most people my age- would guys really care how bad it is though? Does it make a girl look less pretty, even if she isn't ashamed by it?”
- Answered the question “I was drunk last night at my first ever college party. moved in my dorm last week.apparently i got gangbanged by 4 guys. i think im gonna drop out.”
- Answered the question “I'm told I'm an 8-1/2 and hot. I work out and keep in shape and always look presentable. But yet my boyfriend of 1 year is constantly picking apart my assets...telling me I need a boob lift, that my face is starting to sag - you name it. Meanwhile he has ”
- Posted An Interview with a BRIDEZILLA: TRICIA 'Queen of the Bro-Hoes' lets it rip to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Yawnni” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I feel awkward around my boyfriend's friends. I never seem to have anything to say and am afraid I come off as stuck-up whenever I am around them. What are some things I could do to make it less awkward around his friends? They are nice people.”
- Answered the question “Have you ever heard of skunking?”
- Answered the question “a guy i am seeing has in interest in men, what do i do”
- Answered the question “Who's John Holmes?”
- Answered the question “I'm really tall (6'1") and intensely athletic, muscles and all. People talk all the time about how great it is to be tall, but I often feel much more like a linebacker than a supermodel. How can I approach guys without intimidating them? And how do I make”
- Commented on Is it possible for a woman to be too wet? I was with a guy who complained that I was too wet and he kept slipping out during sex. Never had anyone complain before-definitely suffering a bit of a bruised ego right now....
- Commented on Funny Guy Presents: your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries AWARDS
- Answered the question “Is it possible for a woman to be too wet? I was with a guy who complained that I was too wet and he kept slipping out during sex. Never had anyone complain before-definitely suffering a bit of a bruised ego right now....”
- Posted Funny Guy Presents: your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries AWARDS to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “my mom has ocd and it gets worse every day. she gets anxiety about it but is too afraid to go see a doctor about it. if I say anything i'm being "disrespectful", when I just want her to relax and be happy. i just moved home after college, and her ocd is m”
- Posted “Plane & Simple” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Is it safe to use anal beads and a plug at the same time? I can't find an answer anywhere.”
- Answered the question “Are "blue balls" real? And even if they are, are they really that much of an issue for guys?”
- Answered the question “Do guys care if I have a little hair in my a** crack?”
- Posted “Chorgasm” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted I Went to Harvard And All I Got Was This Lousy STD to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My Bestfriend of 16yrs is cool and friendly with my ex who was physically and verbally abusive to me and made my life miserable. I've told her how this bothers me and she treats me as if I'm overreacting and that it's not a big deal? It really pisses me o”
- Answered the question “Why does my Italian boyfriend yell all the time?”
- Answered the question “When receiving blow jobs, do most men expect it in and of itself, or as a pre-sex thing? I usually go down on my guy prior to sex, but have him finish inside me. Just giving a blow job is rare. Is that strange?”
- Answered the question “Why do guys like sucking girls boobs so much? I mean, it feels good for me, but not amazing, so why would HE like it so much??”
- Answered the question “Am I overreacting by getting mad when my boyfriend stares at other girls especially my friends and sisters?”
- Posted After The Break Up, It's Time to Break Balls to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Stare-bear” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “FG! Do guys care about jeans? I've busted out this past year to buy 7s, Trues, Meks, Rock Revivals, and etc etc. Do they notice them? Are they attracted to them? Are guys more or less likely to date a girl w/ designer jeans? ”
- Answered the question “Whats the most annoying this a girl could do?”
- Answered the question “Why do porn videos always end with the guy ejaculating in the girl's face?”
- Answered the question “I haven't seen my girlfriend in almost 3 months. We are finally going to meet up this weekend when i go see visit her at school. I want to make love to her but at the same time have crazy animal sex, what should i do im going crazy.”
- Answered the question “How do guys feel about outie bellybuttons?”
- Commented on DEMI LOVATO: Mental Health Pioneer & Disney Junior-Siren
- Commented on I'm a bbw, a VERY bbw, and my honey is in great shape. I know he loves me, but I can't help but feel like something is seriously wrong with him the way he loves my
- Posted “Pumping Irony” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted DEMI LOVATO: Mental Health Pioneer & Disney Junior-Siren to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “How do guys feel about pet names? I'm talking simple pet names, like "Baby" or "Hun." Not ridiculous things like "Snuggle-wuggle pokey boo!"”
- Commented on R.I.P. Amy Winehouse. Here are Five of Her Best Songs
- Answered the question “Anytime I talk to guys I always make them laugh. I've been told many times that I'm the funniest girl they've met. So why can't any of these guys ask me out? Is my humor standing in my way? I don't think I'm hideous or anything....”
- Answered the question “Why is there always a wet spot after sex?”
- Answered the question “How do you feel about a girl giving you a rose?”
- Answered the question “Would it be weird to ask my boyfriend for "a surprise"? I want a surprise. Of some sort. Anything. Just SOMETHING that shows he thought of me and planned/did something special for me. That's all! Flowers. Dinner. A surprise appearance on a night we weren'”
- Posted Funny Guy Interviews JOSELIN LINDER to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “iOops” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Generally speaking, is it easy for a man to orgasm during oral sex? I gave my man a BJ two times and he came twice,i don't have any former experience so i don't know if he was faking it or not, but he did ejaculate...”
- Answered the question “My BF needs to reel in his drinking just a little bit. He's fine, but at our typical weekend gathering with all our friends over, he gets a bit too drunk and it's a turn off. I really don't want to be a nag. My mom constantly nags my dad about drinking to”
- Answered the question “Most of the time my guy and I have sex he doesn't undress me but rather lifts up my skirt or dress, pulls down my panties, and gets busy. One time I started to take off my dress but he stopped me and told me leave it on. Why does he do this? Is it because”
- Answered the question “Dude. My girlfriend is mad at me for something I said to her in her dream...HELP.”
- Answered the question “I'm 22 yo. I have zero experience with guys ( I mean zero, no holding hands, no kissing, no anything ever). I've completely given up on ever finding love. Do you think it's possible to live one's whole life without ever having experienced love and still b”
- Posted Brother F*cker!: Are you more Beyonce and Solange, Olsen Twins, or the Baldwins? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “David Beiber” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have diagnosed PTSD from the military, and one of the conditions that had stemmed from it is dermatillia. Basically, when I get anxious, I pick skin on my back. It gets horrible and I am scared to tell any potential guys about it. I feel they'll reject ”
- Answered the question “How Do I Suck D*ck?”
- Answered the question “i'm drunk. why are maria and arnold dievoriciing?”
- Answered the question “I'm a bbw, a VERY bbw, and my honey is in great shape. I know he loves me, but I can't help but feel like something is seriously wrong with him the way he loves my ”
- Answered the question “Why don't men perform testicular self-exams?”
- Posted Red, White And DO: A Declaration of Intention to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “How do you, an American, perceive arranged marriages? I grew up in an arranged marriage home in the US, but how do guys perceive that when they here about something like that?”
- Posted “Trauma Queen” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have pretty nice boobs... a c cup very round and perky...but i'm worried they're too far apart...i get no cleavage unless i physically squish them together which looks rather awkward when trying to get attention...do guys care about boob separation?”
- Answered the question “How can i make my penis bigger?”
- Answered the question “Me and my boyfriend were messing around ie:making out/grinding(were not having sex i have my boundaries and he respects them) but afterwards he just sat next to me wouldnt hug/kiss/hold my hand or even talk to me, and then he was being rude. did i miss so”
- Answered the question “What is the best way to hold a girl?”
- Answered the question “how old are you?”
- Posted Ugly Ducklings: Are your friends getting hotter or is your self-esteem getting colder? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Fragina” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why do guys like to pick girls up (literally)? I'm not a small woman, but this happens a lot with guys I date.”
- Answered the question “My roommate and I each have a cat, so our apartment ratio of cats to women is even at 2 for 2. We're thinking about getting another kitten, which would put us at 3 cats to 2 women... would that officially make us the cat ladies???”
- Answered the question “What is your opinion on a guy giving a girl a facial? My boyfriend seems into it and I want to satisfy him but I also feel they're kinda gross and degrading. Help?”
- Answered the question “FG, you answered a question about a BF who wont drive better for his GF who was in a car accident. But what of the rest of us who havn't been in an accident but still think our BF drives poorly? I ask mine to stop earlier at lights but he just tells me to”
- Answered the question “I was in a very serious car accident about 10 months ago and still have fears when driving in similar situations. My boyfriend knows this but still speeds and sometimes drives pretty aggressively when I am in the car with him. I ask him to stop but he jus”
- Answered the question “Do some guys really like butts? Or is it something that girls just say among each others to make their lesser "gifted" friends feel better about having smaller breasts?”
- Posted Funny Guy Interviews ALINA SIMONE to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Mantage” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “This Halloween I am thinking of dressing up as a Vampire Playboy bunny and get a name tag that reads "Hi my name is: Bunickula" Do you think that would be too slutty looking of a costume and I should think of another idea or find another costume? I am by ”
- Answered the question “Has the down economy made you think less with your penis and more with your other head?”
- Answered the question “what does p*ssy taste like”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend says he does not believe in "the one". but then he wants to marry me. and im thinking, why would i marry you if you don't think i'm the one???”
- Posted You Can Pick Your Boyfriend, But Can You Pick his Bacne? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “CD” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I've been dating a guy for 6 months. We get along great and the sex is amazing. He's VERY committed to his family and it leaves very little time for us to see each other. He says I'm only his 3rd serious relationship (he's 33) and it's all starting to m”
- Answered the question “I am so horny for my BF all the time! EXCEPT, that is, when he actually gets off work and makes it over to my place and it's already 11pm and I've been up since 6 and have to be up at 6 the next day and frankly am just to darn tired to fool around. So we ”
- Answered the question “How can I get my boyfriend to buy me a piece of diamond jewelry without outright asking him?? We've been together 4 years, and we're not looking into marriage anytime soon so I'm not talking about an engagement ring here; I just think that after 4 years, ”
- Answered the question “I am having a hard time getting ahead in my career. I take one step forward and two steps back. I feel like a failure and am having a hard time getting motivated. Any suggestions when times are tough and you don't know what to do?”
- Answered the question “FG - I'm not sure if you look back at old blog posts but I just left a 320+ character comment on your post from May 8 about gaining sex. If you don't have a chance to look at it the short version is: Thank you! I've gained sex!”
- Answered the question “I have big feet; it's part genetics and part orthopedics. I'm very self conscious about them, I mean I keep them well kept and all, but they make me feel unfeminine, it was a long time before I found a specialty shop that carried girly shoes my size. My ”
- Posted SEXTING: seems it has more potential to bite you in the ass than impress people with your ass to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Are guys turned off by women who really work up a sweat at the gym? There are some really hot guys at my gym but when I work out hard I sweat a lot which makes me a bit self conscious...”
- Posted “FB Curator” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have Crohn's disease, which is not what we can call a glamourous condition, and I'm not ashamed of it but obviously it has to come up at some point with guys (I'm gonna get sick and can't just disappear for a week), how, and at which point during the re”
- Answered the question “After my brother had a bunch of his bro friends over for some late-night Call of Duty party in our basement, I found several unopened and a few possibly-used condoms strewn across the floor. Needless to say, slightly confused and grossed out. Massive gay ”
- Answered the question “Am I supposed to be flattered when somebody tells me, "You're my stress relief"?”
- Answered the question “After years of failed dieting and working out, I'm considering getting lipo b/c my body is effecting my confidence (which is also messing w/my dating life). My best friend told me that some guys will be turned off by the fact that I got plastic surgery. ”
- Answered the question “i hate people. is this something i need to fix?”
- Posted Good Luck, Couples of 2011: Stay together, see what happens or break up to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “The Pinch” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have told this girl multiple times i do not like her. But she is persistant on trying to get me to like her. I just don't. She is an amazing friend but i really do not know how to get her to stop with out ruining a friendship. Help?”
- Answered the question “Were you ever bullied?”
- Answered the question “I happen to be allergic to alcohol & whenever I tell a guy, he just laughs at me and says something like "Oh, you're one of those girls..." I then try to tell him that I really am allergic, but he just keeps laughing. How do I make guys really believe tha”
- Answered the question “Why do guys LOVE 69-ing? It's a hassle. how do i sexily dodge it when he suggests it?”
- Posted Surely We Can't ALL Be Good in Bed, Right? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Cuddllingus” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My boyfriend told me on Monday that he didn't masturbate all weekend because he was "saving" himself for me.... Is this common and am I supposed to be flattered?!”
- Answered the question “I find that I am becoming evermore confused about my sexuality. I could see myself with either a guy or a girl. I am attracted to both sexes until the clothes come off. I'm really disturbed by penises but love boobs & vaj. In that case, am I a lesbian? Do”
- Answered the question “So I just turned 21 not too long ago and I've been introduced to the "lets meet up for drinks" trend. I'm a little clueless when it comes to decoding a guys intentions. Other than straight out asking what are some ways to figure out if he wants to get dri”
- Answered the question “My Husband is abusive. I want to leave but I feel so guilty. A few of years ago (before the abuse) I had a serious surgery and he was my donor. I feel as though I owe him my life (which I technically do) and that im some heartless b*tch who left the man t”
- Answered the question “Do guys like the fake eyelashes/ fake nails/ hair extensions look on a woman?”
- Posted How To Spot A Porn Junkie to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Starv Albert” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I've been getting rumors that my husband has been flirting @ work w/ a co-worker. They text a lot but nothing incriminating. I found pix & jokes he had made for her on his phone that he hid from me. He denies there is anything going on & she does too. Is ”
- Answered the question “How should I go about winning my guy over to try pegging? And I'd hate to go the "Since you get to do it it's only fair" route since that seems a bit childish. Any suggestions or tips?”
- Answered the question “I have a really high sex drive and my bf has a really low sex drive. In the last two weeks we've gotten busy twice, and I've gotten off once. I told my bf last night that I wanted to have sex, and he told me I was worse than my cat (who's in heat) and t”
- Answered the question “My boy has asked me to "tease" him and "build him up" ....and I'm really not sure how to even go about doing that?”
- Answered the question “I've been told that guys are attracted to girls who are super confident. However, I see girls in bars who are "being confident" and they're just embarrassing themselves because they are trying too hard. I'm afraid I'm being that type of girl, too. Any ad”
- Posted Don't Lose Your Virginity. Gain Sex. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My boyfriend hasn't been to the dentist in years. His gums sometimes bleed and I'm worried they're infected. I've told him I'm worried about it, but he shrugs it off. I think he's embarrassed. How do I get him to go to”
- Posted “Gaining Sex” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “What are the chances of a serious relationship developing between a stoner and a straitlaced gal?”
- Answered the question “Is it bad to be considering marrying a boyfriend when i'm only 23? we are the same age, but he was experienced while i absolutely was not. i truly think he is perfect for me, but others have been telling me i should be playing the field at my age. if i st”
- Posted Facebook Chat with Funny Guy Today! Cinco de Mayo (Cinco de May) at 2pm EST. No topic is off bounds. I think... to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “HELP FUNNY GUY! I DON'T UNDERSTAND....My bf's ex looks nothing like me! She is tall, skinny, and covered in tattoos and piercings. Me I am short with some curves and preppy with zero tattoos and and conservative diamond studs in my ears. How can my guy h”
- Answered the question “Ex sex. Yay or nay?”
- Posted First Names: Why Do Some Make Us Hurl, And Others Make Us Hug? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “EmBeerrass” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Not every single time (I'd say about 5/8 times) my guy cums too early. Should I be worried? Does he need to see a doctor? I don't want to ask him in case it's not really a big deal and I embarrass myself.. I probably will just thought your insane knowledg”
- Answered the question “I've faked every orgasm I've ever "had" during sex. It's not that I don't enjoy sex - but I worry about taking too long and about hurting the guy's feelings. I worry that maybe I can only have them with oral or fingers. I don't want guys to think I'm a c”
- Commented on Royal Wedding Open Thread - Share Your Thoughts on William and Kate's Big Day!
- Answered the question “Is being called "an Amazon" by a guy a bad thing? There's a little debate amongst me and my cohorts.”
- Answered the question “How should you act and what should you do the first time you meet his parents, I'm so nervous.”
- Answered the question “My BF sleeps naked and although I enjoy his nakedness, it gets too hot at night! I always feel all sweaty in the morning and like I need to wash the sheets, plus my blanket is like a hair magnet and keeps attracting boy pubes! How do I suggest slightly mo”
- Posted The Royal Guest List: An Ugly Game Of Thrones to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Wedding the Bed” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “What do guys do at sleepovers?”
- Answered the question “I can't forget the boy who took my virginity. I feel like I will never forget him, and that no matter who comes next, it won't be as exciting as the first one because I've already done it. Not only that, but I'm used goods, right? ”
- Answered the question “So this is very embarrassing but here goes. My boyfriend and I love rough sex and sometimes I end up with slight bruises. My mother visited us this week and saw some of the bruises and now refuses to leave our house because she is convinced that he is abu”
- Answered the question “HELP!!!! I just found out that the guy am dating for 2 mos has herpes and he confessed to me when he had an outbreak, i feel betrayed. He should've told me first b4 we jumped into bed -- he said he completely forgotten about it. what do i do now?”
- Answered the question “What do guys think of woman with a little hair on there nipples?”
- Posted William's Wedding: A Celebration of Great Expectations to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Wackjob” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I just started dating this guy and we're very physically attracted to each other that we ended up having sex on our first date. Now he wants to step back to "take it slow", wait on the sex to see if we can develop our relationship into something more--see”
- Answered the question “I was raped when I was 12 and when I found the courage to tell my parents, my Dad told me I was lying and my mother kind of brushed it off. I told my boyfriend about my past and it triggered some sad memories for me this week. Now I'm depressed and I don'”
- Answered the question “I've never given a blowjob before, but I'm pretty eager to. Thing is, whenever I get the chance my boyfriend pushes on my head. Every time. and that actually really pisses me off! So I don't do it. Am I being irrational, or is this just a guy thing?”
- Answered the question “My SO is gone due to being in the Military. He has been gone for over 3 months. My question is why am I so sexually frustrated, I have been single longer than this with no nookie, so why is it bothering me now?? And is there anyway to get this to stop?”
- Answered the question “What do men think about big-pussies?”
- Posted “The Sixth Scent” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Biggie Smalls, Janis Joplin and Funny Guy's pockets revealed. What was discovered and what it all means. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I feel like I have lost my personality somewhere in my relationship.I have lost my sense of humour /fun side/ sexy side/ mysterious edge. I am just a big bla. My boyfriend expects me to be this sweet person all the time and I just feel like a total fake.”
- Answered the question “An ex of mine said that if I was still single at 35 and had no kids, he would have kids with me. WTF? Why would he say that? He said this while we were still together. ”
- Answered the question “Once a hitter, always a hitter? I heard rumors of my bf hitting his ex. He hasn't ever showed a sign that he would ever touch me like that. Should I be concerned?”
- Answered the question “So my ex and I made a clone-a-willy vibrator for fun. Yes i continued to use it once we broke up and i got a new boyfriend (is that weird?). I nonchalantly told my boyfriend thinking it's no big deal, he got real mad. Is it a big deal? ”
- Answered the question “What do you think about me dating/hooking up with my brother's 21 yr old friends when i'm 17? Is that really wrong? Even when they initiate it? ”
- Posted "God Gave Rock N' Roll to You," But Evil Unions Gave You The Weekend: A Salute to Rebecca Black to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I like white guys. I'm not fat, i have curves and a booty. Do white guys like curvy girls? I know theres those rare people who love real 'heavy' people, but in general, white guys like skinny girls right?”
- Posted “Y2KY” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Will a guy not finish during sex specifically because the girl has not and they feel bad? Does this happen for real or are these men urban legends?”
- Answered the question “What do you thing of farts in a relationship? Should girls keep their gas in? OMG”
- Answered the question “Is it ok say I love you first? I am in a 6mo relationship with an amazing guy, everything seems wonderful! I'm so happy to have found someone like him, and I am in love with him! But I have a hard time saying I love you first (nerves), Should I say it?”
- Answered the question “I know a guy who is in a relationship with a girl and they don't love each other, he is unhappy, they argue all the time. It all around is a bad situation. The reason he stays is 'for the kids'. what do you think of this, if a child sees bad all the time?”
- Answered the question “Is it ok say I love you first? I am in a 6mo relationship with an amazing guy, everything seems wonderful! I'm so happy to have found someone like him, and I am in love with him! But I have a hard time saying I love you first (nerves), Should I say it?”
- Posted Sometimes The Best Date You Can Go On Is With No One to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I'm my guy's first, he's 22. He had oral sex with about 5 girls and one guy, but had intercourse with me for the first time. He had trouble getting it up for about 3 weeks, and still does sometimes go limp inside me after a while. Any ideas why?”
- Posted “Fiance Knowles” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Are men turned off by fake tits? I'm an A cup, turning 18, and want to get implants (just a natural-looking 2 cups more. I don't feel self-conscious about being small, just love how they look and I want some! Are guys gonna grab them and scream "Impostor!”
- Commented on Is it true that all guy's (semen) tastes different?
- Answered the question “Is it true that all guy's (semen) tastes different?”
- Answered the question “How do i tell the guy im dating that im a virgin. It feels akward to just say "btw i never had sex before". what is the proper time and way to tell him?”
- Answered the question “I'm getting married (it's arranged...so we haven't dated, but we have talked and gotten to know each other) and my fiance has a unibrow. I just don't find it attractive. How do I approach this topic w/o offending him? ”
- Commented on I figured i'd ask you since youre the 'funny guy' I was at the bar the other night with some friends, dancing and talking with this guy who is also a friend, he was semi drunk, and made a joke about us dating, it was loud so i said "what" a few times, and
- Posted Traveling For Dummies: A Guide To Recognizing Your Partner to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “i for an i” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I figured i'd ask you since youre the 'funny guy' I was at the bar the other night with some friends, dancing and talking with this guy who is also a friend, he was semi drunk, and made a joke about us dating, it was loud so i said "what" a few times, and”
- Answered the question “Okay... so, I'm not too good at the whole HJ thing. My boyfriend loves my mouth, but what exactly am I supposed to do with the balls while I'm working the joystick? They just kind of... hang there. Like a punching bag waiting for something to happen. Any ”
- Answered the question “Where would a 100% heterosexual man develop a fetish for being anally penetrated and humiliated? Could this be related to his first sexual experience?”
- Answered the question “What does it mean when after GREAT sex with your long time guy says "you're all right with me"”
- Answered the question “I'm getting married very soon to the most wonderful man. I just have one very silly problem. I'm a virgin (I love Jesus!) and I'm wondering whether I should 'groom my nethers.' I've tried to bring it up with my man, but he was all like "eh." So, what sho”
- Posted You Can Choose Your Friends But You Can't Choose Their Nasty-Ass Lovers to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Gaddafi'd” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted “Gaddafi'd” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “What are your thoughts on breaks in relationships? I once knew a guy who "took a break" because he wanted to bang another chick and then he tried to get back w/ his gf. That kind of break is wrong, right?”
- Answered the question “Okay, so I'm paranoid and am really uncomfortable having sex when it's not dark because I'm conviced I'll make some sort of strange face or something. Are guys completely turned off by weird sex faces? It seems like the more quiet you're trying to be, the”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend really really likes to put his hands down my pants (yes, IN my pants). Even if we are sitting somewhere in public. Why does he do this?? It's kinda hot, but I don't really get it. I've never dated a guy who does it as much as he does.”
- Answered the question “So FG, would men in general consider an older woman for a LTR? Im 5 years older (37) than my crush but he's told me he's surprised by my age because I look younger than him. Or would a man disregard age if chemistry &where we are in life are compatible? T”
- Answered the question “If my trusted partner makes it clear that all of his past sexual experiences were safe (condoms, etc), should I probe further? I feel like I'd be intruding on his personal relations with other people, but I'm genuinely curious. What do you think?”
- Posted “Bowl Out” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Gays in the Military: I say, let sleeping dudes lie to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “how do i get my boyfriend to do anal?”
- Answered the question “Ive been dating a girl for 5 months & have fallen pretty hard for her. My hobby is boxing so I thought taking her to see one of my matches would be a good way to impress her & show off a little. It backfired & now I can tell that shes scared of me & think”
- Answered the question “I caught my boyfriend reminiscing about their love and sex life with his ex via email. He sent her old naked pictures of them he found, and also new recent pictures of his penis. She is in a different state so there was nothing physical. Is this cheating?”
- Answered the question “Funny guy, a guy ditched me for someone else. I should hate his guts but am having a ridiculously hard time getting over it. I hate myself for it. What's the best way? Suggestions, jokes, sarcastic comments are encouraged...”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend is going to try cocaine. I don't feel like it's my place to tell him not to do it, but it will bother me a lot if he does do it. I haven't talked to him about this yet. Advice?”
- Posted “Control Alt Deceit” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted We Won't All Makeup, But Can We All Get Along? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “One of my friends just admitted to creating fake online profiles to check up on her men (previous and current). Your take?”
- Answered the question “Do you think physical attraction can grow/develop over time? I've met someone who is brilliant, hilarious, sweet and wonderful to talk to...the only thing missing is the overwhelming urge to rip his clothes off. Is it possible that the lust will spark aft”
- Answered the question “My roommate told me today that she doesn't like when I have my new boyfriend over. We had originally agreed on 3 days but she said she's feeling overwhelmed. Help!”
- Answered the question “Have you ever heard of any woman using this product? www.kushsupport.com I'd love to hear your thoughts on this wackadoo product.”
- Answered the question “Waking a guy up with a blowjob - yes or no?”
- Posted “Manxiety” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted I'll take 'The future of robot/human sex and dating' for $800, Alex to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Do men actually notice if a women has makeup on or not?”
- Answered the question “How do guys feel about redheads? Not tan brunettes who dye their hair red--actual natural redheads? Real redheads tend to be a bit pale and it feels like guys don't ever find that attractive. Would ANY guy ever think a natural redhead was hot? I'm feeling”
- Answered the question “What does it mean when a guy comes over only when its dark out?”
- Answered the question “Im sorry if this is explicit. I have TMJ which makes it extremely painful for me to give a bj. Is it a deal breaker/will he be disappointed if I cant get his whole penis in my mouth. Do you have any tips on how to give him a bj without opening my mouth ve”
- Answered the question “I was fooling around with a guy recently, fully clothed. I told him to get on top. He said it's impossible to get on top of me sometimes. I'm rather inexperienced, and I don't really understand. What did he mean?”
- Posted “Lesser Baldwin” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted A Trophy Life: you deserve an award for showing up to the set of your own life to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I play water polo so my legs are big and muscular. Guys always make comments about strong thighs and innuendos about them. I was just curious as to why they comment on them and why?”
- Answered the question “help me with my really big boobs plz”
- Answered the question “My bf dreams about me alot...sexy, sweet or just random. IF i dream about him at all, its always bad, but I dream about random guys i know in a sexual way (no sex, just kissing; fondling) My boyfriend thinks this has some meaning. What do you think?”
- Answered the question “Mr. F. Guy - Sorry to be blunt but I just don't get this. Why do men like to eat pussy? Most of the guys I've dated went right there... once given the chance. Is there a real attraction to the thing or just a hope for like favors in return?”
- Answered the question “What would be your favorite way to hear, "No I don't want to date you, stop asking creep."?”
- Commented on F Valentines Day, February is Friendship MONTH.
- Posted F Valentines Day, February is Friendship MONTH. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “The Crescent of Doom” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My Boyfriend is starting to thin out on top. It appears to be a touchy subject for him. How does he approach Balding Gracefully?”
- Answered the question “My girlfriend told me Im a terrible kisser. her exact words: "your kissing me like you're eating a goddamn ice cream cone!" Shes not normally that bitchy, but she also said she was frustrated and had been hinting. How do I become a better kisser?”
- Commented on During sex he's always asking me to be still. It's not like I'm flailing about...he's even gotten soft in the past when I ignore his request. I've never encountered this before, what gives?
- Answered the question “Is it important to have a good job?”
- Answered the question “During sex he's always asking me to be still. It's not like I'm flailing about...he's even gotten soft in the past when I ignore his request. I've never encountered this before, what gives?”
- Answered the question “Is it weird for a girl and boy best friend set to send each other naked pictures to "help out"? No sex. Just pics.”
- Posted “Fowel” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Charlie and the Money Factory to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Do guys really think about other women during sex? Why?”
- Answered the question “i couldnt get pregnant after a year of trying. Ive been going crazy & thinking that something is wrong with me. i apologized to my husband many times for not being able to give him a baby. Today he told me that he is sterile & has known for years. How do ”
- Answered the question “Are guys really weirded out by periods, or is this exaggerated?”
- Answered the question “How do guys feel about "fat sex?"”
- Answered the question “The Superbowl's coming up and I'm attending my friend's party; I know nothing about the sport, but I'd hate to decline What is proper sport watching etiquette when you're with a bunch of guys? I want to learn, but not be annoying.”
- Commented on Celebrity Couples' Tattoos: Don't Believe Everything You Read
- Posted “No Strings Attached ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted When it comes to Online Dating, think Wayne Gretzky: "Every shot not taken is a shot missed." to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What should I do about my cat...she keeps moaning”
- Answered the question “How many girls does a guy have to sleep with until they are considered a man-whore?”
- Posted Celebrity Couples' Tattoos: Don't Believe Everything You Read to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My fiancé asked me to sign a pre-nup. How do I tell him that I don't care about the money factor but am just really hurt that he is already thinking that that maybe our marriage will fail? Does the fact that he wants me to sign it mean that he doesn't lo”
- Answered the question “When will the world end?”
- Answered the question “My bf just came up with some new sex moves out of the blue.......should I be worried he's cheating on me?”
- Answered the question “This is an awkward question: when I orgasm sometimes my whole body spasms so much my boyfriend has to pin me down....is this ok??? I get the impression from his reactions that it's not normal but I'd like to not ask specifics about his experience with ot”
- Posted “Financy Pants” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My parents are sexually-active, I still live w/ them, I clean their room when they go to work and I find used condoms and such in and on random places that I then have to seriously disinfect. how are they always so quiet? How should I ask them to plz get ”
- Answered the question “If you're on a date and you ask a girl, 'what's your favourite band/artist?' are you wanting her to say a band you really like too? I always reply with a girly, flowery artist, to which guy's facial expression's turn a bit sour! So is it best to say you'r”
- Answered the question “Do guys ever check each other out in locker room or showers and are they open about it?”
- Answered the question “I'm dating a guy who is ten years my junior, I'm 32 and he's 22... I can't hang out with his friends and vice versa. Will this ever work?”
- Answered the question “My guy won't kiss me after i swallow you-know-what even if i drink some water. I actually enjoy drinking his dude juice; he's affectionate afterwards so should i even mention that it kind of bothers me?”
- Answered the question “How can you tell if a guy is out of your league? Please no "nobody is out of your league" b.s. either ...”
- Posted “Bedspread” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Celebrity Totem: How Many Of Us Have Them? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I heard of a game called soggy biscuit to guys actually do things like that?!”
- Answered the question “Do guys care about nipple size? Sometimes I think they are on the small side, but I'm only a 32C so compared to a 42F they would be small”
- Answered the question “How do you tell your boyfriend he needs to lose weight without sounding like a bitch?”
- Answered the question “My brother is suicidal and since i live with him it really isnt easy. No one knows this, but recently i trusted in my friend and told her. She said lets just forget this/not talk about this. Why did she say that to me when i trusted in her?”
- Answered the question “I've been on a dry spell for a year and finally broke the streak with a hot make-out session last night. Now all I can think about is sex. Is it true that the more tail you get the more tail you want?”
- Posted A Note from the Once Unwise to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Does breast size matter?”
- Answered the question “What is the maximum amount of nerdiness a girl can possess before the guy is turned off?”
- Answered the question “If a guy (in his early 20's) is really into partying and drugs now does it mean that he will be like that for the rest of his life? (he was really into partying and drugs in high school too)”
- Answered the question “If a guy (in his early 20's) is really into partying and drugs now does it mean that he will be like that for the rest of his life? (he was really into partying and drugs in high school too)”
- Posted “Dart” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted “Dart” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why would a guy chose masturbation if his woman is more than happy to be of service and available at the time? Is he just lazy or a boob?”
- Commented on Tonight I'm Gonna Party Like It's All About ME
- Commented on Tonight I'm Gonna Party Like It's All About ME
- Posted “Pricklash” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Tonight I'm Gonna Party Like It's All About ME to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I've only just recently starting dating this guy and when I go to his place it's very clear he hasn't made any effort to pick up. Is this any indication of how he feels about me? That he doesn't care enough to straighten up a bit before I come over? ”
- Commented on What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?
- Answered the question “Men's opinion of a women in uniform? Stuffy or hot? Do tell.”
- Answered the question “how do i tell my boyfriend of 2 months, that im 2 months pregnant?”
- Commented on What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?
- Answered the question “What kind of girls are teenage guys interested in?”
- Answered the question “why does my penis itch?”
- Commented on Love Is Where the Vomit Is
- Posted “Suprise-body” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Love Is Where the Vomit Is to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What do girls talk about when they go into the bathroom together?”
- Commented on What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?
- Answered the question “How do you get the "funny guy" to get just a little more serious? His humor is one of the many things that attract me to him, but I can't tell what his intentions are. He opens up when we're together then disappears for a few days.”
- Answered the question “What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?”
- Answered the question “If a guy's really into a girl but the girl has a little stubble "down there" one night, will that turn him off forever?”
- Answered the question “How do I ask a guy out?”
- Posted “Dogbrain” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Hair Is About You to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I had a one night stand with a my boss which I thought would be a consistent booty call but he hasn't called and it's been 3 weeks. At work he'll play around and pull my hair but never actually speaks to me about what happened. What now?”
- Answered the question “My man says i dont turn him on. What turns men on?”
- Answered the question “I just ended a very toxic relationship and it's been a few days, but I still don't feel like it's over. How do I deal with it?”
- Answered the question “How come the only guys who like me are stoners and perverts? Is it because I have huge breasts, or is it a personality flaw that I need to work on?”
- Answered the question “How big should a guy's you-know-what be? Serious question!”
- Posted The Trivial Pursuit Of Happiness to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My bf & I are long distance now & I like to talk 2 to 3 times per day. He is bewildered by this; can one phone call possibly mean that much? Ha ha-- yes! To me it does! I feel like I'm making him do something that doesn't come naturally to him (i.e. ”
- Posted “Corgasm” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “What is a real man?”
- Answered the question “How can I tell if the Jewish man I'm seeing is open to a serious relationship with a non-Jew? I don't want to waste my time but we get along really well -”
- Answered the question “OK, hmm, I'm not active on the dating scene, can't stand the thought of having sex or kissing, but I do miss the companionship, so where can I find a similar-thinking guy?”
- Answered the question “Dear Funny Guy, do you really believe that if a guy actually likes a girl he will do whatever it takes (within reason) to show up? I.e. if she asks him to stop by for a beer”
- Posted “Sledding” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted 'Not A Sound In The Bedroom, Not Even A Kiss' to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What is the etiquette of one night stands? I don't want to offend the guy, I just want non-awkward-if-we-ever-see-each-other-again sex. A guy I slept with told me that he was "surprised."”
- Answered the question “I went on a date with a guy that is shorter than me (I'm 6'0"). We have been talking and he has "jokingly" asked me if I thought he was ugly. He also mentioned the height difference. Why does he keep bringing it up? I don't have a problem with it.”
- Answered the question “I've been dating a man for about a year. He told me that it's VERY hard for him to fall in love. He has low self-esteem, recently divorced and he won't let many people get close. Was he telling me that I don't have a shot? ”
- Answered the question “Why dont men answer direct questions?”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend never does anything special in bed...Like I love when we have sex, but he doesn't even whisper in my ear or touch me softly, maybe even a back massage...but I feel he's very selfish. What can I do?”
- Posted Thanksgiving at Your Boyfriend's home: Know Thy Etiquette to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Peter Pants” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “He keeps telling me that, "I'm different" which is nice except he keeps including my race. I'm black, he's white. Am I being too sensitive?”
- Answered the question “I was a shady free spirit in my youth. Should I tell my new boyfriend about all the sex tapes in my past? You never know what could hit the internet.”
- Answered the question “Where do guys like to best be touched?”
- Answered the question “I've always gone for the wrong type of guy. My relationships usually start on a club dance floor or backstage at a concert. Now that I'm growing up, where do the good guys hang out? Home Depot? Libraries? Help!”
- Answered the question “Funny Guy - fill in the blank... Chicks like a guy who kisses like a ____. (explain)”
- Commented on I farted while I was sleeping over at a guys house for the 1st time. he hasn't called. Did my flatulence ruin our relationship?
- Commented on New Funny Guy?
- Answered the question “New Funny Guy?”
- Answered the question “I farted while I was sleeping over at a guys house for the 1st time. he hasn't called. Did my flatulence ruin our relationship?”
- Answered the question “Help! the guy I've been hanging out with always says "you're going to make a guy very happy one day"... can you translate that for me, please?”
- Answered the question “Why do men post photos taken in the bathroom on their dating profiles? ”
- Posted New Funny Guy Has Entered The Building to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What is a guy's favorite sexual position?”
- Posted “Crotch Potato” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
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NoBounceNoPlay commented on
I'm a bbw, a VERY bbw, and my honey is in great shape. I know he loves me, but I can't help but feel like something is seriously wrong with him the way he loves my
Hi guys! NBNP back for an update. My honey and I are still happily together. In the past couple months we have since moved into an apartment together and exchanged promise rings. There's been talk of marriage and a family lately and I gotta say I don't think this would've been possible without our whole GS situation a few months ago. Instead of dwelling over my size and being overly critical of myself, we each decided it would be best for both of us to get healthier together. My honey loves me no matter what size I am, but we...
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silkysly commented on
Five Ways to Decode: Does He Like Me or What?
These are the guys who are interested?!? Damn… I think I’ll take a pass & hold out for the confident guy who isn’t afraid to put himself out there....
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SimplyLaurel commented on
What do guys think about the girls their friends are hooking up with? Predisposed to like them or dislike them?
My boyfriend's best friend is a girl, so she was SUPER critical of me. Fortunately, we all worked in the same place, so she had gotten to know and like my before I started dating him. She was actually one of the people who enabled our relationship. :)...
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Ruru commented on
What do guys think about the girls their friends are hooking up with? Predisposed to like them or dislike them?
I've actually become absorbed into my guy's friend group, and I love it. I mean, I have friends outside of that particular circle, but I've gotten to know them all as smart, hilarious people. We've formed our own friendships aside from my relationship with my guy. If possible, I'd highly recommend it. If not, just be yourself, and also understand that both he and his friends need their time together, too....
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KatieM commented on
So what are the chances of me getting pregnant if I masturbated a few hours after jacking off my boyfriend and got sperm on my hands but wiped it off with a napkin? Heard many different things about how long sperm remains potent.. From seconds to about a
I'd be curious about this as well, since I am 42 and my BF is 56, but I would guess there is no way to tell for sure without having his swimmer's tested....