Amit Wehle
- Website: www.amitwehle.com
- Persona:Funny Guy
- Who is your celebrity look alike?For years I’ve gotten Nicolas Cage with a sinus infection.
- Who is your celebrity crush?Who wants to hold me? Oh easy, Salma Hayek, Monica Bellucci, Kim Kardashian.
- If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?A Pat Sajak statue & Big League Chew.
- Name one food you hate:Legumes.
- How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?Twice a week. That amounts to 960 times a decade.
- Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?Mr. Woody Allen
- Boxers, briefs, or freeball?When I’m feeling Rock N/ Roll – freeball. When I’m feeling lounge-y – boxers. When I’m feeling business-ish -- tight, double pressed briefs.
- Dog, cat, neither?Dogs. Cats are terrible people.
- Name one magazine in your house right now:Ballard Design: Fall Décor.
- What’s your favorite quote?“Eighty percent of success is showing up” —Woody Allen
- What is your favorite song?A change is Gonna Come (Phil Collins version)
- What’s your favorite movie of all time?Back to the Future
- Do you text, email, or call?Lately, I’ve begun texting people my actual feelings while simultaneously “uh-huh-ing” them on the phone.
- If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?Boy Scouts of America
- How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?Three
- If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?As long as they don’t clash with my fingernails, why not?
- Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?I have one sister, 3 ½ years my senior. She was cool when we were growing up and let me play Doctor with her friends. I also have two younger brothers -- barely in their 20s. They’re thinner than me and smell like alcohol and confidence.
- More about you?I like to takes baths, eat watermelon and read trivia. Other than that, I’m a ‘Derek Jeter’ type.
- What is your Twitter username?#AMITWEHLE
- Your Astrological Sign:Leo
- What's your favorite sport?Championship Boxing
- What's your favorite professional sports team?Mike Tyson
- Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?Funny you should ask, recently my wife and I have begun Mission Insemination. I want kids. I think I want kids. Did I just write a new Tyler Perry movie title?
Recent Actions
- Answered the question “Hey there funny guy!Had a quick question for you. I tend to move around a lot when I sleep. While I haven't slept with anyone yet I am curious if you had any suggestions/solutions/assurances to this? Are guys gonna care? Is there a way I can stop?!”
- Answered the question “I frequent a local bar and am friends with the owner. We hooked up once but it never happened again and we're still friends. I just started dating an amazing new guy who is casually friendly with the bar owner. I'm worried owner might tell new guy what ha”
- Answered the question “My husband will have sex with me when i want to but he never makes the first move, I had our son and gained weight, could that be why? I still look pretty and do all the girlythingssuch as my toes and makeup.”
- Answered the question “Ask real men questions about anything and get real answers...I am an 18 girl and still a virgin even after my first year of college. I just want to wait for the right guy, a guy I love and respect, and who I know loves and respects me. Is there anything”
- Posted Wingman is Not a Superhero! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “textically challenged” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My apartment mate, age 23, is Muslim and never had a bf. She met an Indian guy age 26 5 days ago, and already he asked her out and they are talking about converting religions, engagement and marriage! She refuses to tell her family or select friends, and ”
- Answered the question “are many people disgusted by licking a vag, or is it just me?i mean, im alright with sex, but i put food in my mouth!”
- Answered the question “What is cradle robbin?”
- Answered the question “My husband is hot and rich and isn't interested in sex with me. He told me when we were dating that he's always had an easy time getting women in bed and loses interest quickly. Is it naive to believe that he's not masturbating as he claims? Should I assu”
- Answered the question “What does it mean when a guy says he wants to keep one of your things”
- Posted National Cuddle Month Begins with You (and a couch)! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Andre Va gina” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “So I want to give my man a strip dance, any recommendations for some sexy songs that are birthday suit worthy?”
- Answered the question “If a guy that just broke up with you because of his career (border patrol) wants to stay best friends, says he won't be dating other women, and that I will always have his heart, why on earth would he choose his career over a future together? Is he just f”
- Answered the question “Sometimes when I'm sitting on the train and a man is standing directly in front of me I feel like they lean their pelvises towards me until their crotch is fairly close to my face. Am I just being paranoid or do some guys actually do this?”
- Answered the question “What should a girl do if she has to fart during sex?”
- Posted “Brovado” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I'm dating a guy with an amazing body. I work out and try to stay healthy, but I'm certainly not a model or fitness trainer. How much do guys care if you're average vs. a Victoria's Secret model?”
- Posted Shut The Goop Up: Why Do We Really Hate Gwenyth Paltrow? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “what do men really think when they find out the woman they're interested in has cats? not dozens, an acceptable number of them. will guys automatically label her as a crazy cat lady?”
- Answered the question “My bf knows I'm not on the pill, yet he never uses a condom. Even though he pulls out I'm worried I will get pregnant. What should I do?”
- Answered the question “How do men fit their junk in skinny jeans? I was kissing one and things seemed to be situated very strongly on one particular side. I wonder if that's his natural swing or a space necessitated move? Any clue?”
- Answered the question “if a guys falls asleep during oral sex does that mean its boring or not good”
- Answered the question “Do men share their sexcapades with each other? I hooked up with Guy A and he discovered I squirt. No one knows this but those who have made it happen. Well, and now you. Month later Guy B is hitting on me, talking dirty, & asks me if I can squirt! Goodnes”
- Posted “RestrooMurmur” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Ready, Sex, GO: How Long Can You Last? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted The Serious, The New, The Sneaky, The Pics & The Periods… to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Can a vagina be too tight?”
- Answered the question “I'm very small and petite and young looking. People tend to think I'm 14 rather than my actual 21, and so I'm rarely considered as a legitimate dating option by anyone who's actually my age. How can I get people to take me more seriously and look at me as”
- Answered the question “Awkward: When is the best time to tell a guy I'm on my period? Once we're making out? When he starts taking my pants off?”
- Answered the question “Why do guys have to drink all the time?! Every time they have a day off...have some beers, shots, etc. Is there a weekend coming up...lets take shots! Let's have a drink! I'm so over it! I'm 26 I'm not a party-er except for rare occasions. This behavior s”
- Answered the question “Hey funny guy, there's this guy I've never spoken to, he stares at me without smiling, and when I catch him looking at me her doesn't look away. Last week I smiled at him and he didn't smile back he just stared at me. What do you think his problem is?”
- Posted No Such Thing as Tooth Fairies or Born Again Virgins to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Naushkiss” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Commented on Dear Funniest of Funny Guys, I was sexually abused when I was younger. My bf knows and insists I tell my family. The biggest problem: my bro was the one who did it. I rly dont want to tell n think it could tear my family apart. He says that I need their s
- Answered the question “My new guy is a handsome doctor. Been dating over two 1/2 months He is super busy all the time with tons of good stuff but when we hang out its great and really focused. Is it bad idea I ask for some clarity or "a talk" At this point. I am a nervous anx”
- Answered the question “Why does my boyfriend want to wait till after we are married to have sex? We have had a few arguments about it and I accused him of not being attracted to me. Truth is I love sex and if we are going to get married what difference does it make if we have s”
- Posted “Shamazing” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Once and for all, what do guys think of girls who drink beer? Went out with group of friends & this guy I hung out with once not only remembered I drink beer but he specifically recalled I always order Guinness. I was taken back he remembered but now worr”
- Answered the question “At what point is it socially acceptable to bring up the fact that your date's lipsmacking-chewing (I'm sure you know what I'm talking about) actively turns you off? At the risk of sounding like a Seinfeld character, is this an acceptable reason to break i”
- Posted Touching a Touchy Topic in Race & Dating... to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “So I'm ready to let my boyfriend give me oral, but I don't really wanna give him a bj. Do you think he would be put off by that or would he care? I just want to know if I'm obligated to give him oral if he gives it to me.”
- Answered the question “Should I put my finger in his whole or would that freak him out?”
- Answered the question “How long is the wait for a new love of my life after a annulment”
- Answered the question “truth time: at the end of the first date, do guys tell girls they'd like to see them again as a way to get rid of them? or do they only say that if they actually want to hang out again?”
- Answered the question “Why hasn't he had sex with me?”
- Posted Don't Be an April FOOL! Date This Man! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Rudd ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “i want to see a picture of my boyfriends penis.and i want him to txt me a pic but i dont want to make it obvious so how do i ask him???”
- Answered the question “How do you kiss a man's neck and ear region without seeming like a slobbery weird vampire ?”
- Answered the question “I have been dating for 6 months a guy who is 9 years older than me. I have not told my parents yet because not only is he 9 years older, he is working part time and is obese. I am so crippled by the idea of my parents not approving of him that I refuse to”
- Answered the question “What does a "healthy sexual life" mean?”
- Answered the question “Do guys poop with their penis in the toilet?”
- Posted “need-to-check-my-bracket” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted How To Talk & Not Talk On A Date to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Funny one, Do you like funny girls? Or is it kind of annoying and competitive . . . only room for one funny one in the house?”
- Answered the question “i had sex with my boy friend and i wanna proof that he had sex with me. can i? it is possible to proofe somebody having sex with someone?”
- Answered the question “I am meeting up at a restaurant with this guy. It is usually very busy at night and they don't take reservations. Should I arrive early and wait for him outside or grab a table first? Or should I come just on time and hope he's outside? Thanks!”
- Answered the question “I am VERY turned on by knives, the sharper the better. I don't try to hurt myself, it's more like the closer I can get to hurting myself without actually getting hurt the hotter, but getting a little hurt by accident doesn't stop me. I've never shared thi”
- Answered the question “What does it mean when a man said you are too good for him and he will never ever be enough and worthy for you?”
- Answered the question “I'm 23, no kids, and I'm afraid I have a loose vagina. Sex and tampons never hurt. Plus all my friends have had docs mention their "tiny" vaginas. This has never happened to me. One if my friends said her doc says she's too tight to give birth! Do guys r”
- Posted GIRLS - A Look at Semen & Abusive Sex on the Old Tube to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “massive lad points” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted The White Smoke Has Appeared... And The Results Are In! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My husband has been seeing his ex gf recently. She is very depressed. He is a Buddhist meditation teacher, and she asked him to meet with her. I trust HIM, yet it bothers me ALOT.She doesn't like me,avoids me,and has said "i rub her the wrong way." I tol”
- Answered the question “Why do guys ask about a woman's racial background? He'll rarely have anything interesting to say about it and he'll come off as a dude with a fetish. Am I being unfair?”
- Answered the question “is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? my bf seems to like them/ask for them.. occasionally grunts during but he takes a while to cum. Why?”
- Answered the question “How big a nipple is too big? Does it even matter to guys?”
- Answered the question “so my boyfriend and his friends call each other "nigga" all the time. maybe it's just a cultural thing, but I grew up avoiding that word and it's really starting to bother me how much they use it. is there any way to get my boyfriend to tone it down, at l”
- Posted World Class Chef & TV Star Gregg Drusinsky: The Funny GGuy Interview to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Gramma-queen” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Im a girl that only gets turned on by lesbian porn. Im now in a relationship with a man, but when we have sex, I think about other women. How can I tell him this? I dont want him to think Im not attracted to him, because I am. Should I just keep it a secr”
- Answered the question “what if a guy say your thick”
- Answered the question “my boyfriend doesnt make a lot of money but i know he wants to buy a ring soon. how do i tell him i want a 10k+ ring?”
- Answered the question “After hours of flirting at the bar, I gave a guy my phone number. Before I left he said "Just so you know, it may take me a while to give you a ring. I know I'll be busy for awhile." It's been two weeks, is he blowing me off?”
- Posted “Herecules” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Group Dating Revealed. Get the 411 on 3:3 Dating to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “stretch marks? do men without children find them more of a deal than men with?”
- Answered the question “Does it mean anything special if a guy says your name during sex?”
- Answered the question “I was hanging out with some guy friends this weekend and the topic of "girlfriend tests" came up- as in things guys watch for to see if a girl would make a good gf. What are some little things guys look for when they're checking out a potential gf?”
- Answered the question “So why do most guys like it hard, fast and rough in bed? I know - different strokes for different folks - but slow and sensual doesn´t have to equate love. And how do you let a guy know this...?”
- Answered the question “I'm a single 22 year old cook working in a restaurant. I'm good friends with a lot of coworkers. I just found out there's a possibility of my having breast cancer. Do I owe it to my coworkers to tell them? Like I said, I consider a lot of them friends, bu”
- Answered the question “I'm really paranoid that my boyfriend will start to find my identical twin sister attractive. We're very similar in personality, and we look alike for the most part. But she's thinner, more successful, smarter, and a lot of other things. Would an average ”
- Posted “Emaul” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted 12 Dating Lessons Gleaned from Last Night's Oscars' Red Carpet to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Extroverted men: am I justified in saying that it's harder to tell if they're genuinely interested in you because they're just talkative and trying to be friendly?”
- Answered the question “How do tall guys & short girls (less than half their height) have sex?”
- Answered the question “my partner is a 28 year old (female) teacher, and it kind of skeeves me out that her male students might..you know..to fantasies of her. Are all female teachers the subject of high school male lust?”
- Answered the question “Noticed you answered a question the other day about tapping penis on boob. Is it a porn thing also if you can feel a hard nipple on the penis along with running it along the hard on?”
- Posted “Bitchcraft” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have a a red birthmark the size of a quarter by my hairline. I've always felt really ashamed about it and have bangs to cover it. I asked my bf if he minded about it and he said it didn't bother him. I guess I'm superficial cause I'd have a problem dati”
- Posted Group Dating: Strength in Numbers or Recipe for Cannibalism? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Hey FG, please help! My bf runs hot and cold on marriage: sometimes he says he's not interested in getting married, then other times he's planning specific details of our supposed future wedding (where it should be, how to afford getting his long-distance”
- Posted “HUD?” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why can`t tall women understand, that we short women are not `stealing` their tall guys, but in fact, that the Giants adore our tiny miss bodies ?”
- Answered the question “What do men generally think of young women who, due to a medical condition(alopecia) since childhood, are bald? I know guys would still be madly in love with their girlfriends who lost their hair(chemotherapy) in the middle of their relationship, but wha”
- Answered the question “There's this young handsome man that I meet everyday at the same time at the train station while heading to college. While in train, he's really starring at me. Everytime,he tries to get closer to me. I tried to smile, but he is kind of serious. It's been”
- Posted The Conclusion: Funny Guy's Brutal CATFISH Tail of his Own to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I come from a very affectionate family that's very open, very touchy, and says I love you by constantly feeding each other. (My mom's Spanish if that helps the picture) My boyfriends family seems much more subdued, I'm sure they love each other just as mu”
- Answered the question “I'm falling for a good male friend of mine. He's had a rough year with a family tragedy, & it's bought us closer. We've started sleeping in the same bed, when we see each other, cuddling and kissing. I've noticed that he's been aroused each time, but noth”
- Answered the question “When my boyfriend and I were fooling around the other night, he grabbed his penis and tapped it on my boobs. Is this a porn thing?”
- Answered the question “I had the most embarrassing moment of my life. I shut the door to my room and reached orgasm with a vibrator. I was half nude. I didn't expect my dad to burst in with no warning. He didn't even knock! I shuffled under the duvet as the vibrator was still g”
- Posted Funny Guy's Brutal CATFISH Tail of his Own: A Two Part Mini-Drama to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Im dating a guy whos mother stops by all the time. I have told him this bothers me yet he doesnt do anything about it. It is turning into a deal breaker. We arent too serious yet, but I cant stand his mother!!! What is a girl to do!??”
- Answered the question “So I saw the "How do you kiss a tall guy?" question. Well..*Drumroll*.. Welcome to challenge of the day!! :D How do you kiss a short guy?”
- Posted “Super Bowling” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Super Bowl Style. Hike Up Your Pants It's Gonna Get Messy to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Darth-vator ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “What does it mean when a guy says, "You remind me of my fiance." What's a proper response to that? Why would he even say that??”
- Answered the question “My bf wants to go and watch other people have sex. He doesn't want to join in and he spends time trying to catch people doing it in the parking lot (without me of course). He says this is just like live porn. I feel kind of betrayed. Is this cheating?”
- Answered the question “how kiss a tall guy”
- Posted Just 'Cause you Slept with Him Doesn't Mean you Should Sleep Over. Ten ways to Know he Wants you to Biggity Bounce. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I'm 21 and a virgin. This guy I'm dating, is sending me texts about his sex fantasies. I don't know how to reply!! I can't let him think i'm not a virgin, that's just wrong. I feel helpless... what should I do?”
- Answered the question “My 22 year old bf told me that his penis tells him what to say/do. Like it has a mind of it's own. He says he can't control what it puts into his head. (No pun intended) He has never cheated so, it's not an excuse for anything. I'm just wondering, is thi”
- Commented on How can you tell if your uncle is gay?
- Answered the question “How can you tell if your uncle is gay?”
- Answered the question “2 years ago I was sexually assauIted i was a virgin and I haven't had sex since.Everytime I start going into a relationship it's all I think about I'm worried guys will be annoyed I want to wait. Should I bring this up,when is it to soon to explain myself”
- Answered the question “I am in a new relationship and started having sex with my beau. Sex is great yet I feel so lazy cause he does most of the thrusting and moving. Should I be moving more is my question?”
- Answered the question “I have a really hard time having an orgasm from sex. I told my partner and he takes it as a challenge, so every time he holds off because he thinks he can get me there. I want to tell him that it's not going to happen sometimes, but he's so determined. Ho”
- Posted “Pupick” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted We Are a Part of the Bosom Nation! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My first love left me for another girl and totally broke my heart. Although he has always looked for me even when he was with her, what should I do? He's been single for two years now, but I know he still cares for her. He wants me to give him a chance, b”
- Answered the question “Im dating a shy 47yr old never been married military man. He says he is ready a family. We get along great but he spends his time doing house jobs or cleaning. When I get him to relax, I see a side I dearly love but it needs to happen more. He says he”
- Answered the question “I'm dating a guy who says strange things during and right after sex. Stuff like "you should hook up with one of my friends" while he's on top of me. And "I have some hot friends, right?" after we finish. Not quite sure what to make of that. I asked if he ”
- Answered the question “i dont want to eat my girlfriend out but she wants me to help?”
- Posted “Affleck'ing ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted What Would You Step on for $600 a Night? (S&M Dungeon Now Hiring) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Help!! I'm about to move in w my bf of 3 1/2 yrs. I'm a feminine girly girl & my bf sees me as a proper sort of lady... I have this irrational fear of him hearing my bathroom noises (aka farts & loud poops) because, well honestly, I have a healthy metabol”
- Commented on All women are created differently, but a lot of women think they need to "have it all"... would you prefer a woman confident in her natural body with small boobs or a woman with [confidence and] breast implants?
- Answered the question “okay, so I have never had an orgasm with intercorse, sure i have had one with 'fooling' around. But not through vaginal penetration. I lied about it to my ex and faked it the whole relationship(it wasnt bad,its still fun) but i want an orgasm! Should i te”
- Answered the question “All women are created differently, but a lot of women think they need to "have it all"... would you prefer a woman confident in her natural body with small boobs or a woman with [confidence and] breast implants?”
- Answered the question “So, I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time, and he said he finished, but I didn't really need to swallow. Is that even possible?”
- Answered the question “I have been dealing with serious anxieties and depression (which may even be bipolar) for all of my life. I'm 19. Haven't even been kissed. I met creepy guys who were interested in me but I have high standards despite low self esteem. I'm really tall. No ”
- Posted The January Jones to be Better This Year to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Need career advice! Started my first job out of college and its my first experience working for a corporation. Moving up is agonizing, no one wants to help me even though im qualified. Got told I need to go to another company and come back later. What's u”
- Posted “NFHELL” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Silly question for you funny guy. Is it cool to ask a guy if he likes to hold hands?”
- Answered the question “What do you think about carrying on high school relationships to college? be blunt”
- Answered the question “What should I say when my boyfriend asks me if I think he's more attractive than [insert attractive male celebrity]? I don't want to lie and say yes, but I don't want to say no and hurt his feelings. He has told me that he thinks I'm the most attractive g”
- Answered the question “Hey Funny Guy! Just found out that my guy watches Live Cam Porn every night when im not over .(the one all guys pay to see her perform) It somewhat bothers me. I'm ok with porn but Live porn is something new to me. I actually saw him send comments to a ch”
- Posted “Les Jizzerables” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “if a girl you'd been seeing for a while, who you really liked, she was fun, happy, a good person, attractive, told you she'd had a nose job and her ears pinned back because she had severe depression and anxiety about them when she was a teenager, would th”
- Posted My Top 25 Predictions for 2013 ~ In The Realm of Celebrity, Sex and World Affairs. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Stockholm Syndrome” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Okay, so I realize you guys are much younger than me, but where does a normal, average looking 50 year old woman meet eligible straight, single, faithful, employed normal men? Tried on-line dating and met a couple of nice men and we are now friends, but ”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend sent me a picture message Of a girl masterbating. He said his friend sent it and its a girl he's seeing and he sent it to take the piss out of my bf. would u believe this?? I have never met this friend of his nor have I spoke to him. Is I a n”
- Answered the question “I have been w/ my bf for almost 6 yrs now. Recently we discussed our sex life. I am super shy about this! We are each other 1st & only. But I'm not adventurous. I can't find myself sexy. I hate oral- him or me. I figured when we got married i would be mor”
- Answered the question “I'm 19 years old and considering a breast reduction, because I'm a US size 4 in clothes everywhere, I'm 5'5", 130lb, and I have 32G boobs. So many people are telling me that this is a mistake and I'll regret it and I'm blessed, but I'm really insecure abo”
- Answered the question “Amit,just read your awesome article about male attraction to boobies from July'12 (awesome btw).My BF loves my body, esp. hips and mid-section but my ex made me very self conscious about my horibly lop-sided chest (a/c cup differential).Are asymetrical bo”
- Posted The Mayan's Apocalyptic Fail. Now what? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on Are there really men out there that actually answer these questions?
- Posted Your Final Installment (*IF the MAYANS are right) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My bf recently asked me if I would be ok if he touched another girl's pussy(random grl)b/c he hasnt exp alot.Before,he was very strict about his morals but suddenly,he is changing his morals and calling me controlling fr not being ok w stuff he used to b”
- Answered the question “If a guy only really ever talks about himself, and asks very few questions about me.....?”
- Answered the question “My vagina is really tight...yes mostly thought of as a good thing but it makes certain positions difficult or painful and sometimes I squeeze my man out unintentionally. I obviously don't want a loose flappy vag but is there any way to fix this???P.s.”
- Answered the question “Are there really men out there that actually answer these questions?”
- Posted “hand-out” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Do I Suck at Sucking? Take XVIII to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Do you judge a woman for sleeping with you on the first date. Even if its one of those dates that was suppose to just be coffee and ended up being 6 hours long leading to an overnight? Is she no longer girlfriend material?”
- Commented on Whenever my boyfriend and I have a conversation about our friends, he always mentions our mutual girlfriend in a tone that makes me feel as if he "likes" her? I know there is no danger in this, and that he loves me, but it just makes me feel jealous. What
- Answered the question “Ok, I think I suck at giving blow jobs...wait...I meant in a bad way. I'm in my mid-20's but inexperienced. Was trying for the second time with my boyfriend and was at it for over 2 HOURS and he never came...what gives??”
- Answered the question “Whenever my boyfriend and I have a conversation about our friends, he always mentions our mutual girlfriend in a tone that makes me feel as if he "likes" her? I know there is no danger in this, and that he loves me, but it just makes me feel jealous. What”
- Answered the question “I've been dating this guy for 5 mos, Things are going well but I'm worried he is hiding me. I haven't met any of his friends or family members although he has met my sister twice. He hasn't brought up exclusivity. We're not Facebook official (which matter”
- Answered the question “Does tits matter? I'm really flat. :(”
- Answered the question “Can a man "accidentally" say I love you?”
- Posted 19 Ways to Check Your Man is NOT a Player to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “labile” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My nipples are pink but my vagina is more brown. Is this weird? Should they match?”
- Answered the question “Your partner (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) should also be your best friend in a healthy relationship. True or false?”
- Answered the question “Are nose piercings cute? At what age/point in a woman's life do men start to see them as trashy or juvenile? Or is it about the way she wears it and who she is that makes it work?”
- Answered the question “I've been seeing this guy and I'm a bit concerned that he's racist, he has a really warped sense of humour. I'm part Asian, he's Eastern European. He has made jokes about my heritage... and the Holocaust. He says it's "just black humour". What should I do”
- Answered the question “Do you think it is healthy or unhealthy for a girl to masturbate everyday?”
- Posted “Todd-elay” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted You've Just Won the Lottery! But Can You Buy Happiness? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on Funny Guy Presents: Volume II of Your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries AWARDS
- Answered the question “If a girl has rolls of fat on her belly, will a guy be turned off when she's on top and naked during sex?”
- Answered the question “How do you guys feel when sometimes your girl doesn't orgasm but she does enjoy herself in bed with you? Do you guys feel guilty? Worried?”
- Answered the question “I'm 18 in college, & I have braces. Part of me hates it & part of me doesn't mind, but i'm into this guy in the same program & I keep thinking how he may never see me as more than a co-student (he's 23 which makes me feel like a kid with them on). I feel ”
- Answered the question “Hi Funny Guy! As a single woman who's out there dating, I go through a series of steps before a 1st date to make sure I'm in "showcase"condition..from getting my hair done or buying a new dress. Do you guys know the effort and thought involved before me”
- Posted My One On One with the One and Only Dr. Ben Michaelis to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Is it okay to date a guy who you like, but who likes you more? I don't want to lead him on if I won't fall for him more, but I also don't want to ruin anything that might happen in time. Help!”
- Posted “bestiality” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Commented on The ONE.
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- Answered the question “ok, I have been going out with a guy who is 14 years older then me and is going through a divorce, its been almost a year now... and he has been so secretive about his cell phone, should I be worried?”
- Answered the question “What should one do if they find there boyfriend's phone has girls having sex with animals videos? Is this normal if not acted upon? Maybe just thrill porn? I have deleted them, and I think he knows I did that but we havent talked about it... and i really ”
- Answered the question “What exactly is a shocker to a girl”
- Answered the question “I'm in an open long distance relationship. it's great, we both love it. but now, I'm pregnant. obviously It's not his. how do I even bring this up?! "hey hunny? know how you except my first two kids? what if two were now three?" please help!”
- Answered the question “hello :) im 37yrs im 4foot11 weigh 80lbs and disabled ..my question is why does my disability matter? are guys just embarrassed to be seen with someone thats disabled? i'm cute/pretty lol soo whats the deal??? the only guys that dont care are not so good ”
- Posted “feel study” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted The ONE. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on Dear Funniest of Funny Guys, I was sexually abused when I was younger. My bf knows and insists I tell my family. The biggest problem: my bro was the one who did it. I rly dont want to tell n think it could tear my family apart. He says that I need their s
- Answered the question “Is pale skin a turn off for most men?”
- Answered the question “I did something bad in the past and looked at bf's computer. Found creepy porn with drawn anime children and real women dressed as kids. He said he would stop but he hasn't. I can't take it anymore. I want to break up but we live together. Only my name is”
- Answered the question “Amit, will you be my date to my 2006 Prom?”
- Answered the question “If I had too many relationships, both casual and flings, will I stand a risk of having too much baggage when I finally settle down by 40?”
- Answered the question “Do good looking guys understand that they are good looking? Or are there swarms of oblivious hot dudes walking around under my nose AKA when can I pounce upon them?”
- Posted “Face-dump” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Your, Well, Stupidest (and meanest) Questions. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted The Votes Are In! Here's Your Starting Line-up! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Blow-greet” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “would you buy used guys underwear?”
- Answered the question “Alrighty. So you've answered the question of the 'wake-up' blow job, what about greeting him with a BJ as he gets home from work, and only afterward asking about his day?”
- Answered the question “my girlfriend gets wet over another guy, is that normal or bad?”
- Answered the question “I'm 18 and a virgin and a while ago a guy went down on me for the first time, after we were making out and one of my pubic hairs went into my mouth from him going down, I acted like nothing happened, but I was so embarrassed, I mean I keep myself clean an”
- Answered the question “Is it awkward or uncomfortable for a tall guy (6'1"ish) to grind with a girl who is about 5'1"? Like if the top of my head is about in line with the top of his shoulders?”
- Posted So, How Long is Too Long? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My boyfriend likes for me to call him daddy during sex, big daddy to be exact. Why is it that men like to be called daddy?”
- Answered the question “I've been with my bf for a little over a year. He's kind of the effeminate type, but I didn't really think he was gay until one of my friends said she thought he was. I asked him about it, he said he wasn't. Fast forward to today. He said he wants me to b”
- Answered the question “So my husband is always getting girls phone number and facebooking girls and flirting with them. As far as i know there has been no cheating he says theyre just friends. He aslo gets mad that i snoop and catch him doing it. He says its all innocent so i w”
- Answered the question “How far is to far to plan in advance with your boyfriend without freaking a guy out? I want to buy concert tickets for my boyfriend of 6 months but the concert is 5 months away...I don't think we'll break up. Everything seems to be going well and I want ”
- Answered the question “Is it strange that I fantasize about gangbangs everyday? Having sex with more than 2 men at once really turns me on. Help!”
- Posted Ladies, Turn Heads & Boners This Halloween! You're welcome. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Sandy” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Does the amount of semen you guys ejaculate depend on how aroused you are?”
- Answered the question “What would guys like to hear during and after they have lost an erection? Would you like us to treat you nicely? Would you like us to pretend it didn't happen?”
- Answered the question “I've always been one of those girls who likes to dress up and have my makeup done (not a lot, but enough to look put together) all the time. Recently, my bf of 1 year has been complaining that i never dress down/go w/out makeup around him & that it bother”
- Answered the question “I'm a virgin with a nonvirgin boyfriend and we love to make out + some groping. My question is, how far can I go without being considered a cock tease? I don't want to go below the belt yet, but I also don't want to give him blue balls every time we mak”
- Answered the question “What can you do as a guy, when your friend who is also a guy, is crying?”
- Posted “HIG” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted It's National De-friend People on Facebook Season. (Also known as It's Election Season!) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Honest question, even if it sounds ridiculous. When a lady is trimmed in the bajingo region, doesn't that stab at your faces if you go down? Or prickle your fingers should they be inclined to explore the area? Unpleasant/painful?”
- Answered the question “My maternal grandmother died this week. Three years ago, I lost my mom to breast cancer. I am just starting to feel okay in my body, my life, relationships and I go to therapy. I realize I am again in grief, but I am thinking I may need space from my bf, ”
- Answered the question “I just found out i am pregnant. My fiance is really happy, but i'm afraid he wont think i'm sexy when my belly starts to show..Do men find pregnant women attractive?”
- Answered the question “Is it normal to have sex with your brother as kids?”
- Answered the question “Can a guy be jealous of a girl? If so, could he go so far as to reject her because of it?”
- Posted Funny Guy Salutes JENNIFER LIVINGSTON (Anti-Bullying Hero) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “The Human G-spot Project ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Does a social life (the partying, bar hopping, house parties, get togethers, etc.) end after college? I feel like once I graduate, I'll be owning a minivan and commuting to work, living in Office Space and wanting to kill myself. Words of wisdom?”
- Answered the question “i've had a nose job and my ears pinned back, do i tell the guy i've been seeing four months?”
- Answered the question “I bought my boyfriend a sex toy that can be used alone and together. He's told me that he REALLY likes it, but won't use it with me. No fair? Isn't that a little like refusing to wear the fancy new lingerie your guy just bought you for him?”
- Answered the question “How do you know you're in a relationship?”
- Answered the question “How do you hug a tall, skinny guy without it being awkward? Seriously, it is all armpits and no cuddles to grab on to.”
- Posted “Hipstocrite ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Ladies, I found where all the Good Men Are Hiding! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “He's my first, but I'm pretty sure it's not normal that he only lasts a couple of minutes during sex? He puts it down to being jumpy or tired or overthinking. Legit? Or something that needs to be addressed? We've never gone for longer than 5 minutes. Don'”
- Answered the question “Please help me. How often do guys masturbate? Do they masturbate less if they are having sex every week? Is masturbating cheating? Is it fair to ask a man not to masturbate? Do all men have to look at porn when they masturbate or can you do it lookin”
- Answered the question “So self-conscious about adult acne. Uni student, physically fit, and used to be considered pretty by guys I dated before the acne hit. Hard time believing any compliments about my appearance now and have a even harder time feeling confident enough to go o”
- Answered the question “Is it normal when you're in a relationship to still be attracted to other guys? I am in a long-term relationship, but sometimes I find myself mildly attracted to other guys. Does this mean I'm a terrible person? Does this mean I shouldn't be in this relat”
- Posted “Crotch-22” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Will guys date fat girls?”
- Posted Today is OCTOBER 1st --- 91 Days Left in 2012 --- Please get the following 20 things done! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted Babyland, High-Maintenance Highway, Rejection City exit ahead -- Welcome To GuySpeak Country. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What does sex feel like”
- Answered the question “My fiancee is going to Vegas for his bachelor party. He promised me no strippers, prostitutes, or drugs. But I know his friends party a lot and they're the ones planning it. How can I trust nothing is going to happen?”
- Answered the question “I just moved to a college in the boonies where guys only like stick-thin blondes. I'm curvy and brunette, which was never a problem in my more cultured hometown. I'm happy with myself but want to go on dates! How do I adapt?”
- Answered the question “I'm afraid and uncomfortable with my own sexuality. I've never masturbated or had an orgasm before. I want a boyfriend but nobody is interested, andI feel like I couldn't handle going further than a hug. I am also on antidepressants, which are known to ca”
- Answered the question “Im 20 year gal, my boyfriend has inserted his half penis with me, does that mean i lost my virginity..?”
- Posted “Downward facing doggy style” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted How Long Should a Blowjob Take? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “FG: I want to propose to my girl, but I can't come up with anything good enough to do. I need help, man. Can you come up with some kind of crazy but awesome way for me to propose to her?”
- Answered the question “When a partner sucks on my nipples it really hurts and doesn't feel good at all - is that normal or are my nipples just overly sensitive? It feels like they are biting really hard!”
- Answered the question “What do you do when you're dating a virgin and he doesn't know anything about sex? As in, he can't finger me even half decently and has no clue where his penis goes (we've tried his fingers a few times and it was... ugly...). He also is reluctant/afraid t”
- Answered the question “Nipple piercing... Hot or not? I want to surprise my BF!”
- Answered the question “Last night my BF's hand smelled like ass. I mean like literally like he had itched his butt and the smell stayed on his hand. He was spooning me and his stinky hand was right there by my face and I just didn't know what to do. I mean seriously WHAT can I ”
- Posted “Tiarrhea” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Emotional Oil Change: Where do you go every 3,000 minutes? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Hello, what does it mean when a guy tells you "be good"?Thank you for your help. I am russian and sometimes struggle interpreting these kinds of things...”
- Answered the question “My 21st birthday is next weekend, and I found out I've got 4 days off to party! :-) I plan on celebrating all four days, but I'm definitely an ameteur when it comes to drinking. How can I go about it without killing myself? my friends and family are older”
- Commented on GUYPSPEAK 1962
- Answered the question “I'm bisexual but I'm only out to my friends. I have a girlfriend now. My family is very homophobic and I really don't want to tell them, but I live with them (I'm 18) so it would be hard to keep them in the dark. How do I tell them? What would you do if y”
- Answered the question “do guys like it when you wear perfume?”
- Answered the question “Hey there so say you are 30-36 and you meet a 18 year old girl who you kinda dig. Would you date her even though she is so young?”
- Posted “Chacne” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted GUYPSPEAK 1962 to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I'm 18 and I'm not bad looking. I have pretty large boobs and am in pretty good shape. However, I ride horses so I get a lot of red marks on my ass and my vagina has long inner folds so its kinda not up to porn star standards. Does this make me a lot less”
- Answered the question “Does a guy like you if he sings his favorite cd in the car?”
- Posted "In dating you will find the telephone to be one slippery f*cking banana" to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What do you prefer? Blue eyes blonde hair or exotic looking (tan, dark hair & eyes) ?”
- Answered the question “I'm on my knees!I have yet to go down on my bf of 7 months. I enjoy giving oral but I hesitate because it reminds me of my ex. My bf goes down on me all the time. I really want to return the favor, but I think about it too long and then I don't. I feel ”
- Answered the question “I sent my long distance BF a PIC of my VAG before we started dating, the pic was old. Been together for 2yrs. I want to send him nudes but I look different and I'll get embarrassed tellin him that even my vag has changed in appearance. Like it got fat. Sh”
- Posted “BRONCH” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My bf has given my nips a pet name: cute little hershey kisses. I'm naturally tan, so my nips are dark. I'm not self conscious of them, but I really hate that pet name! It really kills the mood. I know he doesn't mean any harm though, so should I jus”
- Answered the question “what does it mean when during sex and guy doesn't take off your shirt?”
- Answered the question “What does a guy do when his hands are cold but he needs to pee? Because doesn't he have to hold his man thing in order to aim correctly? But then if his hands are cold, does that make it difficult?”
- Answered the question “What does sexual tension feel like? How do you know it's mutual?”
- Answered the question “Can I send you a pic of my girlfriends vagina?”
- Posted “Labor of Lust” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Man Likes Being the First to Stick His Pole Into Something: Exploring Neil Armstrong & Virginity Obsession to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “smacked my man. i was so angry. i love him with all my heart and i promise not to lay hands on him again. he was making fun of me and i flipped out. i begged him for forgiveness but he wont talk to me. it is all my fault but is there anything i can do to”
- Answered the question “Do men get jealous of male friends that are more handsome than they are?”
- Answered the question “A friend of mine will only date girls/women named Jessica. Hs last 4 girlfriends have all been Jessicas. What's the deal? I's ask him but I'm a little afraid to. Does this name have sexual magnetism?”
- Answered the question “How much should I try to be myself before I just give up and get some nice tits?”
- Posted “Cyber-Sherpa” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “what do guys think if a girl's smaller vagina lips are uneven ? like noticeably but not too much.”
- Posted The War on Dudes' Toenails Starts HERE to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted Inappropriate Boob Stare-age, Rebooting with an Ax, Dating Your Body Double & More to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on The Definitive Guide to Surviving Facebook Envy
- Answered the question “I'm a minority but have dated a number of Caucasian men. I haven't always found out about their race issues until months into the relationship...is there a good tell for that? Questions to ask, signs to look for?”
- Answered the question “This might seem like a billionaire complaining about too much money, but my bf is too good at sex. I'm 26 (he was my 1st); he's 36, more experienced, and determined to make me come several times before he does. It's great, but sometimes I wish he'd want m”
- Answered the question “Can I ask is prostitution ok or not ok?”
- Commented on The Definitive Guide to Surviving Facebook Envy
- Answered the question “If I, say, dated you years ago, and acted a but psychotic...is there any real chance we could be friends today? With the knowledge that both of us are settled down and happy?”
- Answered the question “Is there a way for me not to feel ashamed after masturbating?”
- Posted “Missionary work ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted The Definitive Guide to Surviving Facebook Envy to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Please please help. I rescued an abused dog last year, but I have to move away to college and can't take him. I love him dearly and can have him back after graduation, but I'm afraid he'll feel lonely and abandoned! Please help! He's not human, but he IS ”
- Answered the question “I occasionaly get what seem to he scabs on my penis. How do I get rid of them or stop them from appearing?”
- Answered the question “My guy who once swore he never was into pornography of any kind, just recently told me he is into bestiality novels and had oral sex with a (guy) friend of his in high school. He said he used to watch gay porn. Is this normal guy stuff or an indication of”
- Posted SAMANTHA DANIELS, Professional Matchmaker & Dating Expert: The Interview by Amit "FG" Wehle to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I recently married 4 months ago and have 2 kids with him.I let him go to a party once and after 2 weeks I found out he met a girl. I found a receipt from a restaurant with her name in his car. i have found txt between them and have confronted him and he ”
- Answered the question “What do you think of girl who does not shave their pussy?”
- Posted “Phelped” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Is there a stigma or any type of hesitance with men when dating a now fit girl who has gone through a significant amount of weight loss?”
- Answered the question “So there's a pretty girl, very sexual, very cool and comfortable with herself, but had to have an amputation and is missing one leg. How does this affect a guy's opinion of her? Will this make sex "weird" for a guy?”
- Answered the question “Help me figure out this fox. He would creep up behind to hug me or grab my shoulders while behind me and shake them like a crazy person & call my name. Is he flirting around with me to boost his ego? I don't see him doing it to any of the other female cow”
- Commented on I was raped a few yrs ago by an acquaintance.He planned it. My friend found out & tried to stop it.His boys held her back & told her "He needs this". Now I work as a cocktail waitress. Guys grab me & I've started having anxiety attacks about going to work
- Answered the question “I was raped a few yrs ago by an acquaintance.He planned it. My friend found out & tried to stop it.His boys held her back & told her "He needs this". Now I work as a cocktail waitress. Guys grab me & I've started having anxiety attacks about going to work”
- Posted “BodyBuddy” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My girlfriends butt is hairy, and she shaves it (which I appreciate), what do you guys think is better for the butt, shave or wax??”
- Posted KEVIN "DOT COM" BROWN Plays WHEEL OF WEHLE (El Conclusion) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Big areolas or small?”
- Answered the question “Having endured sexual abuse for many yrs, I struggle with intimacy. Though my bf of 4 yrs understands this, recently, he's been persistently asking to try anal sex. As I've explained to him, I'm open to trying anything once, but I have to feel comfortable”
- Answered the question “guy I'm not yet exclusively dating is always sending me pictures of himself...not nude pics...just pics of him laying down or doing poses in the mirror. I thought it was funny at first but now it's turned into an everyday thing and I don't know what to th”
- Answered the question “I'm curious to learn about your opinion on the whole Daniel Tosh rape joke fiasco. As a fellow (but way better)Funny Guy, do you condone that type of behavior from a comedian?”
- Answered the question “What do guys think when a girl gags while giving him a BJ? It embarrasses me, but should it?”
- Posted “Hate-follow” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted (Part IV) KEVIN "DOT COM" BROWN Plays WHEEL OF WEHLE to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “what is it about older women that younger men are attracted to?”
- Answered the question “What do you do when you do when you like a woman and think she is attractive? i'm sending this to you because the boy that i like is a funny guy.”
- Answered the question “So I gave my first handjob yesterday....and he didn't love it. Left me feeling bad. How do I fix this?? I need help!”
- Answered the question “I am a 33 year old virgin I don't know how to have sex and I think it's weird help me to get over my fears and are there man prostitutes?”
- Answered the question “Do guys instinctively know whether a girl will take it in the pooper?”
- Posted (Part III) KEVIN "DOT COM" BROWN Plays WHEEL OF WEHLE to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Anal Sex in the City” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “how old is a woman considere to old, to still be a virgin, for a guy to want to sleep with her? is there an age? and can guys tell you are a virgin by looking at you or not?”
- Answered the question “Does a man buy jewelry for a girl he considers a 'friend with benefits?'”
- Answered the question “What to do about my discreet relationship with a guy who still says hes straight, but we just about do everything together?”
- Answered the question “My bf is on anti depressants and has totally lost his sex drive!! I know this is out of my control but if i dont get some soon im going to go crazy!! how can i explain this to my partner without hurting him? he already feels bad about it.”
- Answered the question “Hey FG! I am a very high-strung virgin. Would having sex actually chill me out, or is that a myth?”
- Posted KEVIN "DOT COM" BROWN Plays WHEEL OF WEHLE (pt2) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Zoolander-Zombie” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Too Fat? Too Short? Too Suffocating? Too Jealous? Too Sensitive? Too Much Boob Exposure to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I'm a 36c bra size so I'm not quite flat-chested and sometimes I wish I could just freeball it if you know what I mean. But of course I'm worried about appearing slutty. What's your opinion on choosing to go bra-less?”
- Answered the question “What's the best way to cure a really bad hangover? I can't stop throwing up, my head is pounding, the sun is way too bright and I've tried everything...”
- Answered the question “I was having a good butt day today, like a good hair day, only it's your butt and I had to take reference pictures. Just yesterday I felt terrible about my butt, none of my undies seemed to look cute. Do guys have good body part days? Not sure my bf under”
- Answered the question “can i get an std if a girl gives me a bj?”
- Posted “Milf2.0” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “how do i know if im gay and like men?”
- Posted KEVIN "DOT COM" BROWN Plays WHEEL OF WEHLE (pt1) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Is it expected that you actually do the things in real life that you say you're going to do to him while sexting?”
- Answered the question “I'm ugly. I say this without hysterics and with the solemnity of a priest at the altar. So here's my question: is it really that much of a damnable offense to be ugly? What if I'm also smart and (usually) kind? Or compassionate? I feel like everyone alway”
- Posted “Mammal Goo” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I am very tall, and One of my guy friends recently commented that I have "legs up to my f**king neck." is this a bad thing?”
- Answered the question “sweet jesus, i need help. i found anime child porn on my bf's computer, confronted him. he says he doesn't know why it's so effed up because it's all animated. seriously?! they're still kids. i feel like puking.”
- Answered the question “What can a woman do if she is dry during intercoarse?”
- Posted What EXACTLY Do Men Constitute As Cheating? - the official guide revealed - to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on My guys often tries (usually when we're drunk) to stick his fingers in my mouth after fingering me. I don't get it? I know if I tried to get him to lick my hand of after I was working on him he wouldn't want to.
- Answered the question “i have scars all over my legs, like all over, am i going to be to ugly for a guy, because ive been called nothing but ugly and fat, aand im afraid of males now because they always wind up hurting me”
- Answered the question “So I'm dating a new guy, and he is alittle smaller in his package area. Now all of the guys I have dated have been fairly larger in that area... My question is how do I handle having sex with him , with him being smaller and me not making it awarkward. ?”
- Answered the question “My husband is demanding that I quite my job b/c he thinks its ruining my health, which I'll admit is taking a slight toll buts its not life threatening. He is an investment banker so money is not an issue but I love my job. We fight about this every day w”
- Answered the question “My guys often tries (usually when we're drunk) to stick his fingers in my mouth after fingering me. I don't get it? I know if I tried to get him to lick my hand of after I was working on him he wouldn't want to.”
- Answered the question “How would a typical guy react if a girl told him that she fantasized about him (and touched herself while doing it)? Freaked out, grossed out, or turned on?”
- Posted “Goddess of all Timess” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Groundhog Questions to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My boyfriend and I are both virgins and in our 20s. I started giving him handjobs but he doesn't want to cum. My question is...is it about the journey or the final result (orgasm) for a male?”
- Answered the question “how old is the earth?”
- Answered the question “Does a girl get brownie points for being attractive without makeup? I wonder if guys even realize I'm not wearing any, like if you take me home tonight, tomorrow morning I'll look like this, but with jacked up hair, if everything goes well.”
- Answered the question “what will happen if a guy sucks boobs of a girl? Does the size of the boobs increased?”
- Answered the question “met a guy at a party, we talked and kissed quite a bit. he texted me that he would like me to go to a concert with him (electro). i don't know if we're going to be alone or with his friends, and anyway : do you have any pointers for this sort of date? (so”
- Posted “pillowinning” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Fifty Shades of Goddamn Grey. Ok, let's get to it. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “what do you think about girls that have large areolas?”
- Answered the question “if your girlfriend does not want to do anything sexual with you because of your dick size do you stay with her?”
- Answered the question “Opinions on Skype sex and phone sex please. I haven't done either and I was just wondering if either was something desired by men. Also what are the rules and normal happenings of each..?”
- Answered the question “Why did my boyfriend go soft the first time I gave him oral?”
- Posted “vaginasaur” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Do you like a chubby tummy in a woman?”
- Posted All Hail June -- National BLOW JOB Month to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My boyfriend is very analytical and seems to point out all my flaws. I told him that if I had so many flaws then why is he with me and he says that it's because he loves me. This seems very counter intuitive.. why is he like that?”
- Answered the question “A guy I slept with asked me if I would ever sleep with his friend. Why?”
- Answered the question “Do guys ever have spontaneous erections at inconvenient times? Like in the workplace, with family and friends, in public etc. What do you do?”
- Answered the question “I have the impression that all guys expect a certain amount of crazy from any girl they have in their lives. but how much crazy is too much? Are you allowed to have a "ive been drinking and i screwed up" moment? and if you do it more than once is that a d”
- Answered the question “I'm gay. What do I do?”
- Posted (Part IV) THE ELNA BAKER VIDEO FINALE - Comedy Comes Full Circle to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Comfortable Eye” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Dating The Weather Girl? Got Peeing Problems? Black Men Settling Down With White Women? Too Fat for Bikinis? Living With A Cheater? Step Inside... to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on So I know that guys like all different skin colors on women. But what about at the beach? I'm very very fair skinned and I can't tan. I usually always feel sexy but at the beach I'm afraid that all the guys will be gawking at the glistening tan women inst
- Answered the question “Does having sex make your penis sore? Sometimes my boyfriend turns down sex saying that he's sore or too sensitive. I'm not a guy, so I guess I don't totally get it. Does this happen a lot? Does a sore/sensitive penis mean that we're doing something wrong”
- Answered the question “Hey man! So..age old idea but I wanna know if you really think it's true. When a guy's best buds are all 'wifed up', does a guy who once swore he didn't want a relationship, suddenly feel the desire for companionship and a relationship?”
- Answered the question “I love that you guys say "you decide what to do with what's inside your legs", "wear what you bloody want", "the best position is the one that makes my woman shout OH GOD!"... But be honest: when you were younger you were not so patient and supporters of ”
- Answered the question “So I know that guys like all different skin colors on women. But what about at the beach? I'm very very fair skinned and I can't tan. I usually always feel sexy but at the beach I'm afraid that all the guys will be gawking at the glistening tan women inst”
- Answered the question “do men lose their mind before orgasm or do they still realize what going on around them”
- Posted (Part III) ELNA BAKER's How To: Kiss, Identify a Penis, Lose Your Virginity & Avoid Armpit Sex to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Disappissded” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Commented on Hey..my problem is that I've got big boobs(36) and they have sagged. I'm 23 yrs old..and i feel so ashamed of it...and i feel so under-confident to get into a relationship because i'm afraid to turn a guy off. Is sagging boobs really a turn-off for a guy?
- Answered the question “What are your thoughts on proposing after the girl is pregnant? I feel its kind of insulting, a slap in the face if you will. Couldn't get hitched in the previous x years you've dated/lived together, suddenly a kid makes him 'have to do it'. (this comes f”
- Answered the question “Hey..my problem is that I've got big boobs(36) and they have sagged. I'm 23 yrs old..and i feel so ashamed of it...and i feel so under-confident to get into a relationship because i'm afraid to turn a guy off. Is sagging boobs really a turn-off for a guy?”
- Answered the question “What's the best way a girl can ask for oral sex without seeming or sounding too domineering? I've had guys tell me approach is a little too aggressive.”
- Answered the question “What is a golden shower?”
- Answered the question “I think my boyfriend is too good for me. He's smart, handsome, accomplished, and politically active. I lack ambition. Does he only like me for my looks? It's difficult for me to believe he'd settle for a just a pretty girl. Yet here we are and I feel outm”
- Posted Part II of The ELNA BAKER VIDEO INTERVIEW Series: Mormonism, Diets Pills, Plastic Surgery & Man(not)kind to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Spader” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Whats the point in talking to a girl if your just going to ignore her later???”
- Answered the question “Is free balling or camando ok for guys?”
- Answered the question “Hey, so my bf has this body pillow thing with a picture of a naked anime girl on it. She looks like she's 14 and it's creepy, He says it's just a pillow and I'm making it a big deal. Is it bad I don't want it in my bed? We live together.”
- Answered the question “What's the term for 'bitch face' when it's referring to a man? My boss keeps giving it to me in the halls and it worries me!”
- Commented on What do guys (in general) think about dating vegans?
- Answered the question “What do guys (in general) think about dating vegans?”
- Posted The ELNA BAKER VIDEO INTERVIEW Series: Part I to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Wangman ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “How do I stop being flaky?”
- Answered the question “FG! Maybe you can help me. There's this really cute guy in my class that I want to talk to, but the problem is I have no reason to speak to him. The class is a huge lecture so its kinda hard to find a way/have a reason to talk to him. Any advice?”
- Answered the question “Going to a strip club with your SO - yay or nay? I'm a female, talking about going to a gent's club with a guy. Never been before, but I think it has the potential to be really hot (and lead to a hot night later). Or... it could also be super uncomfortabl”
- Answered the question “When did you lose your virginity?”
- Posted “Saliva Minnelli” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Paradise Lust: You Are the Most Beautif... to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Best way to let a guy know you're not interested after a date?... I usually send the "You're a really nice guy but I don't see this going any further"”
- Answered the question “Been dating a guy who has soooo many quirks & pet peeves. Like clinical levels! Altho I laugh most off, some require I change my behavior which annoys me, but he is kind, good, sexy, funny & likes me a lot. I haven't dated much so am wondering if this sor”
- Answered the question “Can you get an STD from a BJ?”
- Answered the question “Are guys turned off by red pubic hair? I've heard they are...obviously every guy can't be, but is this a general truth?”
- Answered the question “ok i met this guy i was a virgo with no sexual experience but we talk it out n i wanted to have that experience with him...but when it came to actual act, it wasnt really what i expected he took me from behind at 1st and there was no foreplay even though ”
- Answered the question “How do u pick what questions to answer im hanging on like 3 ?s ive asked lately ... Whats a girl to do ???”
- Answered the question “I want to know what do guys think of girls wearing shorts? Not daisy duke short shorts but just regular shorts. Do guys think of it as provocative compared to wearing jeans?”
- Posted No More Lip Service: Let's End Dark Labia Discrimination to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “TV Lord ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “when flirting with a guy, what'll be a sure thing to get his heart racing?”
- Answered the question “How do men tend to feel about a girl that likes to watch porn? And should I keep my preference for gay m/m porn to myself?”
- Answered the question “should I put a cookie in my girlfriends vajayjay and then eat it”
- Posted FUNNY GUY UNLEASHED: "What's the funniest thing you have done with your penis?" to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What does it mean if an ex is contacting you before he gets married. I don't answer his phone calls, but I wonder why now? What is running through his head?”
- Posted “Ricky-Maury-Springer Scale” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “say louis”
- Answered the question “I'm curious and been flirting with another girl/friend quite strongly. We kissed and now it's even stronger. Pretty sure we are going to be taking it further. Not very experienced though. What are some good girl on girl things we can do to each other? Ge”
- Answered the question “what does it mean when a guy tells you he wants to eat you out”
- Answered the question “What is a weird age difference; 5 years, 10 years, 15 years? I am about to be 24 and am having trouble connecting to guys in their 20's. I am thinking of jumping in to the 30 and over pool, but how far can I go before we are venturing into daddy issue ter”
- Answered the question “sexy nicknames to call a guys penis?”
- Posted TITANIC Memories. Sometimes Movies Cast Light on Our Own Lives to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Ask real men questions about anything and get real answers...do white guys only like black women for sex ?”
- Posted “FIWN” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted You're Simply the Best, Better Than All The Rest (answers) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I'm 24 and i still sleep with stuffed animals. Is it a huge turn off? I've been made fun of before. It's just hard for me to lost the habit!”
- Answered the question “I have an 8yr old son. His father bearly calls him and in his life. My son found out that his dad is fathering a child that isnt his. I dont get it, he is willing to be there and claim some other kid, but not be there for his own...should I say something ”
- Answered the question “I have been dating a great guy for a year. He is a devout Roman Catholic. Here's the deal. He thinks he might want to become a priest. Either that, or marry me...he's not sure. And he doesn't know when he'll be sure. He's waiting on God to tell him. Am I ”
- Answered the question “My name is Stephanie. What does it mean when a guy says text you later?”
- Answered the question “I am a white woman dating the most wonderful black man. Recently he told me that he wants me to use the "n word" in the bedroom. I was raised to never use that word and I love him, I don't want to use a hateful word toward him. He won't explain why thi”
- Posted “Periodics” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Israel Outlaws Skinny-Ass Chicks. Will the US and UK Follow? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Is there really such thing as being "too accomplished" or intimidating to guys? No one ever tries to date me and I never get asked out. I'm no model but I'm squared away, educated, social, "pretty", have lots of friends...what gives? My mom says I'm too g”
- Answered the question “What does it mean if a guy u hook up with 4 the 1st time wants to eat u out.... Picks u up carries u to a chair, throws ur legs over his shoulders, kneels down n goes to town.... How does he feel? Is he really into u? What does he think of me?”
- Answered the question “alright "Funny Guy".... My friends husband is always being funny with me about sexual stuff. He is a big flirt but does subtle things like put his arm around me or gets loud and goofy when I am around. What things should I look for if he is wanting "more”
- Answered the question “do you believe in the prophecy that if you truly love someone youd want them to be happy even if its not with you ?”
- Answered the question “Would you date a Scientologist?”
- Posted The Evil But Effective Guide to Making Your Man a Jealous Wreck to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Hello-Goodbye” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Commented on Dude, Where's My Porn? F Rick Santorum Or Jenna Jameson?
- Commented on Dude, Where's My Porn? F Rick Santorum Or Jenna Jameson?
- Answered the question “Are men intimidated by kink? I love it all, spanking, biting, breathplay, rough sex.. is that a turn off? Most men I've met were kind of uncomfortable with it so I feel like I have to fake vanilla with guys...”
- Answered the question “Hey F.G, my Bf has told me that, he would like me to talk dirty wile I go down on him, now the thing I am an extremely shy person and it just keeps me from saying anithing, plus I have no idea of what and how to say it.”
- Answered the question “what is fwb?”
- Answered the question “Most of the guys in my life, brother/father, you name it, are cheating on their wives. Im surrounded by douchebags and heartbroken women, this has made me cynical about love and marriage. I do believe there are good guys out there, but I cant help feeling”
- Answered the question “This is terrible but I am falling for one of my teachers. How in the hell do I deal with this?”
- Posted Dude, Where's My Porn? F Rick Santorum Or Jenna Jameson? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “March 19th” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “would you seriously marry a woman whos older then you?”
- Answered the question “what can i tell a girl to convince her to give me oral sex ?”
- Answered the question “The guy in the cubicle next to me chews so LOUDLY it drives me insane. Mouth open, totally bad manners. And it seems the only food he eats are crunchy. Chips, pretzels, cereal. I tried drowning it out with my headphones but its only been day 2 here and I ”
- Answered the question “how do i get my husband to stop watching so much sports?”
- Posted So You Think You Know Your Man? Take My Test & Prove It! to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “How does love feel like?”
- Posted “Nerd-Barn” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “what are you saying when you say don't fall in love with me”
- Answered the question “How would I give a good hand job? I'm not very experienced with guys and don't want to move too quickly, but don't want to leave him with nothing!”
- Answered the question “while doing sex why we all men slap on girls bum?”
- Commented on Weight Weight... Don't Tell Me
- Answered the question “How can I avoid men who are still friends with their exes? Somehow asking for the truth is always so hard to get. How can I avoid being a rebound? I'm sick of meeting men who aren't over their exes and who are still friends with them and who disrespect th”
- Answered the question “does a guy get milk while sucking the nipple”
- Answered the question “My husband took off work to go buy a new fridge(ours died). We spent 2 hours discussing style, etc. because I couldn't go with him. He came home with a brand new credit card that gave him 5% off. Am I wrong in being angry? That seems like the kind of thin”
- Posted Weight Weight... Don't Tell Me to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Texticles” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Best sex tip”
- Answered the question “Will I be picked to be on Reality Show after submitting video?”
- Answered the question “What is your opinion of having sex with socks on but nothing else?”
- Posted A NOTE TO YOU OR YOUR small PENIS'D BF to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Do men consider things like cooking ability when deciding to marry? I'm not precisely traditional, but I'm a hell of a cook, and I'd like my guy to see me as wife material. I know I can't make him want to marry me, but is exposure to my great food (not 2B”
- Posted “LINNING ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Is it wrong to have two f*ck buddies? Both know it's no strings attached, but they don't know about the other one.”
- Answered the question “Is there a way to give a guy road head while he's driving a stick?”
- Posted Are You A Pube-Conformist? Or A Wild Child? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What is a cock blocker?”
- Answered the question “How do guys behave when they meet a rival for a girl's attention?”
- Posted “Trip Down Mammary Lane ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Is it A turn off to have a bush?”
- Posted Labia Gaga, Hunting for White Boys and more... Funny Guy shares the Week's Gems to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted Would you recommend marrying a cop? Part II to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Is Valentine's Day only for people who are already couples? Would it be creepy if I confessed my feelings to my crush that day?”
- Posted “Passworld ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My boyfriend and I are both interested in going to a strip club (neither of us has ever gone to one), but we would want to go together. I would not feel comfortable going to a strip club with female dancers and he would not feel comfortable going to strip”
- Answered the question “Why do guys have nipples?”
- Answered the question “My wife of 4 years refuses to get a job. I recently became disabled (permanently) and the amount of time we are together tripled. Number one we need the $, number two I need some room. Relationship has not been easy. I dont need care and still feel conf”
- Answered the question “Im not white and am into this white guy. He only seems to like white girls. Do I have a chance? How do I make him ask me out? Thanks.”
- Answered the question “Would you recommend marrying a cop?”
- Answered the question “Ok I need some help because I've never seen this before.After my boyfriend pees, he has a HUGE wetspot on his boxer briefs.Says it happens to all guys.... Don't you guys at least shake it?It's gross, and even when it dries and I go down there, I still sme”
- Posted “Super Bowel” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted F VDay: A Quick Guide to Riding Solo on February 14th to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “what does "drop a wad " mean?”
- Answered the question “My long distance bf, who I haven't seen since since Christmas is staying for a week with me. What is the condom etiquette? Does a gentleman buy/bring them since I'm provide food/lodging? Or as a good hostess is it my job to provide them? But then I don't ”
- Answered the question “After eating anything my bf's breath becomes so horrid I can barely stand it. It could be something as small as a few crackers, even when he's just brushed his teeth. I don't know what to do. Should I tell him? It seems like it might be something he can't”
- Answered the question “Why do guys don't like me? I'm f*cking hot!”
- Posted The Oscars are complete Bologna. Sir Jonah Hill? Really? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “eyeKatch” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Can my butthole stretch from anal?”
- Answered the question “I was adopted when I was twelve. I am grown up now (as in, done with college), but I have never had a relationship because I have always been in love with my adoptive father. Who is, obviously, married to my adoptive mother. I'd never actually show it and”
- Answered the question “3 months ago, my best friend was beaten by her ex. He's back in town and they're reconciling. She's told me she knows it's nuts but that she's SO happy. She swears it's because of drugs and alcohol and that he's changed. How can I be a supportive friend w”
- Answered the question “So, Funny Guy, I figured I'd ask your professional opinion on this: Exactly how much is a metric f*ck-ton?”
- Answered the question “do men give better blow jobs?”
- Posted “PrePee” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Do Not Break The Seal to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What about hugging shorter guys?”
- Answered the question “hi, i think my husband is gay. i caught him watching gay porn on the laptop! he says he is noy gay and he doesnt know why he watchs it. what should i do?”
- Posted Readers, Send Me Your Questions for my Interview with ELNA BAKER to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My guy is from a war-torn country and spent some time in the military, so violence doesn't faze him. It frightens me, though. Do you think it turns him off that I don't have the same life experiences he does?”
- Answered the question “I figure that until we have a talk about exclusivity, I am free to date other people. Is that fair?”
- Posted “Coldilocks” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “How should I hug a guy taller than me?”
- Posted Have you ever dated a SEX GOD? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “How can you tell the difference between a creep/smooth talker and a genuine/sincere guy?”
- Answered the question “How do I go about dating somone out of my race and where do I find them in NY.I'm black/indian and am tired of guys from my bracket of society (my father/grandfathers suck to say the least true manwhores at best) and would like to date different people bu”
- Answered the question “My dad has loads of porn in his computer. He's 60 something. My mom and he have been married for over 25 years. She's not into computers so I'm guessing she has no idea. I know this is supposed to be "normal" but I still think it's weird.”
- Answered the question “I'm thinking of becoming a stripper in order to help my family and pay off some bills. I'm getting myself in shape and taking dancing classes. However, I'm scared about getting caught working at a strip club by a relative since I know some of my bros like”
- Answered the question “How can a small girl have shower sex with a (tall) guy? What positions(without falling over and killing each other)? And what do you wash before? Or is it after? It would be kind of unsexy to watch him wash his butt crack. Is it prudish to want 2 loofahs ”
- Posted Are You A Beachmaster? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I'm a 50yo female - a dating virgin, even tho I've married twice. 1st divorced, 2nd widowed. Recently reaquainted w/a couple of old crushes thru FB. Had a blast talking & visited w/one for a day. The prob: I'm very funny & they love being friends but don'”
- Posted “Donkey Cubicle” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Yo! Can a girl have fantasies about famous, inaccessible people? Or is there something wrong with this? I imagine guys have a very rich fantasy life (porn), but porn is not my thing. My boyfriend was perturbed when he got wind of my interest in Tom Brady,”
- Answered the question “Hey Funny Guy! I haven't been in any really serious relationships but I've had sex. Now that I've started a relationship with a funny and caring guy I have no clue what to do while on top :/ help!”
- Answered the question “My vagina smells like champagne, any idea why?”
- Posted GUYSPEAK'S BEST OF THE WEEK Presented by Funny Guy to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on So what are the chances of me getting pregnant if I masturbated a few hours after jacking off my boyfriend and got sperm on my hands but wiped it off with a napkin? Heard many different things about how long sperm remains potent.. From seconds to about a
- Answered the question “So what are the chances of me getting pregnant if I masturbated a few hours after jacking off my boyfriend and got sperm on my hands but wiped it off with a napkin? Heard many different things about how long sperm remains potent.. From seconds to about a ”
- Posted My Top 25 Predictions for 2012 ~ In The Realm of Celebrity, Sex and World Affairs. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Commented on Dear Funniest of Funny Guys, I was sexually abused when I was younger. My bf knows and insists I tell my family. The biggest problem: my bro was the one who did it. I rly dont want to tell n think it could tear my family apart. He says that I need their s
- Posted “Boweling Team” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “notice others dudes checking out my body in the gym is that normal”
- Answered the question “Does getting plastic surgery make you shallow? I'm getting a rhinoplasty and everyone is saying that its shallow. I never judge people by their looks and I honestly don't think that looks are that important. I just have a feature that I don't like and I w”
- Answered the question “Dear Funniest of Funny Guys, I was sexually abused when I was younger. My bf knows and insists I tell my family. The biggest problem: my bro was the one who did it. I rly dont want to tell n think it could tear my family apart. He says that I need their s”
- Answered the question “I'm a virgin but my bf is VERY experienced. Will sex hurt him because I'm a virgin?”
- Answered the question “What Does It Mean When A Guy Says He Got Baked?”
- Answered the question “I am a self proclaimed "f*g hag." It seems the only guys that are ever around me are gay and as much as I love hanging with my gays, I need a straight boyfriend! Is my overwhelming amount of gay bffs ruining my chances of finding a hetero man?”
- Posted Tough Titties: Not All Breasts Are Created Equally to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Jockline” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I would love to know what does a lapdance feels like! (But I don't want one.) Do you have to be kind of drunk to really enjoy it? Isn't it awkward if your friends just watch the woman grind on you?”
- Answered the question “While feeling up my new guy, I commented, "You shave your chest hair?" He got upset. Said my tone was inappropriate and jugmental. I told him that his body is perfect, hair or not. That he doesn't have to shave to please me. He's still upset. How can I fi”
- Answered the question “Hi my name is Tasha and I think I'm pregnant with my boyfriend that I only been with 2 months and yes we did use condoms I'm not so sure I want a baby yet and he has two kids the baby mother is a bitch he going through hell with her I don't know if he goi”
- Answered the question “The guy I'm with is 27 and has had 46 sex partners. Is this normal? And is it possible he's STD free? He says he is, but I'm not sure I believe him.”
- Posted 30 ROCK'S KEVIN "DOT COM" BROWN: THE FG INTERVIEW to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Tipsy Texting” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “How many dildos is too many?”
- Answered the question “What do 19 year old boys think about?”
- Answered the question “"I" (hint hint, my vagina) smell terrible to me. I don't like the odor at all. But my boyfriend loves it, he says it turns him on. Is this normal?? Why??”
- Answered the question “Are men aware that some women have "innie" nipples? They aren't like an innie belly button or anything. It's more like if I were to wear a thin t-shirt on a cold day, no one would be able to tell I was cold. And if they are aware, do you think they mind b”
- Answered the question “Men in the midwest are laid back, easy going,AND grounded. I miss them a whole lot, now that Im living in the northeast...lets just say men here are YIKES! Why are they so uptight and anal? Mind you, some also have horrid accents that accentuate this anal”
- Posted “Mensesa” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted The Most Insane VIRAL EMAIL You Will Read This Year (I Mean It!) to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Owns his own business and works about 80+ a week, but also has many health problems (had brain aneurysm & is colon cancer survivor.says too busy for a 'rship' now.Recently told me he has to get more tests done.Could health problems be behind not wanting a”
- Answered the question “I'm a virgin and I'm literally terrified of having sex with my boyfriend. He's not pressuring me into it, but I just really don't think I'll ever be comfortable enough with my body or anyone else to actually have sex with them. The thought of it makes me ”
- Answered the question “Can a dorky country boy like a dark skinned completely opposite girl?”
- Answered the question “Im dating a nice guy. Its great, except how do I make him not so nice in bed, because I dont want nice there”
- Answered the question “I was emailing with this guy on a dating site. Things were going great. Today I tried to respond to his latest email. Apparently he deleted his profile outta NOWHERE. What the eff?! Why do I feel so slighted?”
- Posted “massagynist” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted What I Find Attractive. What You Find Attractive. #Twitterology to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Hey FG! I have OCD & when I was younger I used to skin-pick & I still have to control myself sometimes about skin-picking. I'm casually seeing this guy, so should I ever mention this? If yes, then when should I mention it & how can I not make it awkward? ”
- Commented on What does "popping your cherry" mean? Losing your virginity or orgasming? I'm not sure and too embarrassed to ask anyone, lol
- Answered the question “What does "popping your cherry" mean? Losing your virginity or orgasming? I'm not sure and too embarrassed to ask anyone, lol”
- Answered the question “i found condoms in my boyfriends car, we dont use them, he has had a vasectomy”
- Answered the question “My dad's always been good for a dirty joke but ever since he retired he's been making EVERYTHING a sex joke or reference. It's like he turned into a "dirty old man" right before my eyes! Sometimes he's funny, sometimes he makes me (and everybody else visi”
- Answered the question “I have 2 friends - both have admitted to me that they like each other but have made me PROMISE not to say anything, convinced that the other doesn't like them in that way. Do I keep my mouth shut & let this idiocy continue or break my promise for the grea”
- Posted Funny Guy Presents: Volume II of Your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries AWARDS to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I have a crazy friend who told me about a gay sexual practice called "stromboli". Is he crazy?”
- Answered the question “why do people stay married when they aren't happy?”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend's two best friends recently broke up with their girlfriends. Now my boyfriend is the only non-single one in his friend group. Should I be worried? I'm a little worried...”
- Posted “HIUG” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Guys who call girls by their last names and not their first- what's the deal? And if a guy does call a girl by her last name (on the regular) is there any chance he sees her as more than a friend? PS 95% of my friends call me by my last name, so it's no”
- Answered the question “I wrote you a while back about my boyfriend said I need a boob lift and my face is starting to sag. Finally dumped him. Started dating a guy and find out he has a MAJOR history of visiting strip clubs, all nude clubs and porn. He says he's totally done wi”
- Posted “Shnordis” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Funny Guy. I believe that I read somewhere that you are already married. May I say that your wife is a lucky woman. I appreciate your wit and candor in your answers, and hope that someday I find someone like you.”
- Posted Bald Guys, Fat Girls and 38 year-olds Stop Lying. A guide to Cleaning up the Dating Field to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What would a guy do if they met the perfect girl at a time when they really didn't have the time or money for a girlfriend and were extremely focused on their career in their early 20s. Would they let the girl go or find someway to make it work?”
- Answered the question “My BF is silent during blowjobs and sex. I feel like he doesn't like it, because when it feels good, sounds just come out of me. I feel uncomfortable being the only one making lots of noise and he is quiet. He doesn't just lay there, he just doesn't make ”
- Answered the question “what is your take on horoscopes and more so, horoscope compatibility?”
- Posted I pledge Allegiance to this Cokehead to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “a married man just found out at our workplace that I liked him. I keep away from him but he comes in after he gets out and comes to my desk. He just stands there and takes forever writing a check out. Why would he do this?”
- Posted “Ping Pain” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “How many kids do you want?”
- Commented on Do you like Flight Attendants?
- Answered the question “Do you like Flight Attendants?”
- Commented on What do guys think about the girls their friends are hooking up with? Predisposed to like them or dislike them?
- Answered the question “What do guys think about the girls their friends are hooking up with? Predisposed to like them or dislike them?”
- Answered the question “For 2 years I have been living with a sexy tatted up boyfriend with a rock hard body. He works out regularly and I do not. I have a child from a previous relationship. I am a curvy woman with a chubby tummy and I still can't get butt naked in front of h”
- Answered the question “Who came up with No Shave November? Was this a collective male attempt to piss off girlfriends everywhere?”
- Posted THE BRIDEZILLA JOHANNE INTERVIEW 'I put the real in reality and bring reality to its rawest' to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I have a few pimples on my back, do guys care?”
- Posted “bonesick” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My long term boyfriend never used to moan while we have sex but just recently he's started to. I'm paranoid that he's "faking it" with the moaning (not with finishing - he finishes). As if he's not really into me but he's trying to make himself feel more ”
- Answered the question “I got pain after my bf sucks my breast”
- Answered the question “Do girls masturbate while on their period? No plans on doing so, i'm just genuinely curious. An inappropriate question to ask a girl face to face so i will ask you, not sure if and why you would know this but i guess i'm hoping for commenters...Comment aw”
- Answered the question “hello. is it me your looking for?”
- Answered the question “nice website, im just sending you guys a question to see if you really put out the time and effort to respond to your readers. Now to my question.. Whats your favorite movie ?”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend is about 10 years older than me and we have a great friendship, great sex and a great thing going on. But sometimes he tells me that his ex girlfriends were totally too beautiful for him and describes me with a great heart and great personali”
- Posted “Jame Dudy Jench” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted 30 ROCK Writer TRACEY WIGFIELD Treats Us for Halloween to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “how can i tell that my salary in not enough to live”
- Answered the question “Do some men get dogs to pick up women? Ive noticed some men who use their dogs as bait (at dog parks, walks, or using the line: hey you want to see my dog?) to get women initially interested, sleep with them, and they move on to the next lady. Are d”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend tends to post exceptionally goofy and unattractive pictures of himself on facebook, I mean total creeper pics. He's an attractive guy, but I never know whether to joke with him about them. I know they're meant to be funny, but I don't know if”
- Answered the question “I popped a blood vessel in my eye from giving a guy a blow job. Now it's all bloody and looks like I've been punched in the face. Crazy, strange, but true. I have a date with him tonight. What do I do? When we go on the date do I explain why my eye is blo”
- Answered the question “my boyfriend wants me to take a dump on him. Why?”
- Posted You've Heard of the Mile High Club, how 'bout the Miles Away Club? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “YouTool” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “he graduated form harvard then harvard business school.... me? from a regular college.... hes jewish im catholic...is love enough?”
- Answered the question “Where are all the guys that like labia minor..mine hang like 2mm lmaoo..when streached they're 1cm :D woo...But every guy i get with are like disgusted by it, like i'm abnormal :l i like the look & i always read that alot of guys do to...so where are they”
- Answered the question “Do guys really care about the colour of a lady's labia?do you prefer it pink, brown...or do you just not care?”
- Answered the question “why are the guys in porn vids so big? they look like it would hurt”
- Answered the question “i like this guy but he is married do i tell him or just let it go”
- Posted IN TOUCH MAGAZINE's Features Editor gets grilled, roasted and porked by Funny Guy to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I tried hooking up with one of my friends (a girl) because she likes me. It didn't work and I couldn't get it up. Now she's pissed!!”
- Answered the question “So...what is the funniest joke you can think of at the moment?”
- Posted “AttACNE” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why does the sight of semen make me gag? I'm totally comfortable with sex; this seems to be the only issue. If I see my guy's splooge on the sheets or on me, my stomach churns a little. What can I do about this?”
- Answered the question “OKAY, so my man and I are about the same age (early twenties) BUT I look sooo much older than him. Hes still young and youthful, but I look like a really hot 30 year old gal. I know looks dont matter, but it matters to me a lot. I wish he looked older tha”
- Answered the question “home-made presents. yes or no?”
- Commented on Five Ways to Decode: Does He Like Me or What?
- Posted Five Ways to Decode: Does He Like Me or What? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “inConvenience store Truth” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “So Ive been dating for my boyfriend for three years and he just recently started talking to me about how girls are flirting with him.. should I be worried? or should I be glad that hes telling me and not hiding it?”
- Answered the question “After a guy asks to dance with me, should i go back to my own seat, or next to him and start a conversation???”
- Answered the question “Funny guy. I am so friggin short.... Five ft. And long brown hair. But i sometimes am really insecure about how short i am because my best friend is super tall. Do guys really care about height?”
- Answered the question “I like this younger guy, but I think I scared him away by saying I want a relationship. He doesnt. He initially said that he was cool w/ us hanging out when it worked for both, but has since changed his tune to "we can be friends". Is there any chance I c”
- Answered the question “I have a hard time sleeping in the same bed with my boyfriend. I really want to, I love the feeling of waking up next to him, but he snores and I'm a really light sleeper. Any suggestions?”
- Posted Jason Biggs Got A Prostitute From His Wife For His B-Day. What'd You Get? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “ I let out a queef a few weeks ago in front of my boyfriend. I am mortified and can't stop thinking about it. But he hasn't said anything about it, even right after. Why”
- Posted “Octopussy” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My boyfriend recently started leaving his toothbrush at my house, "Just in case." I think it is a relationship milestone. Do you think I am making a big deal out of it?”
- Answered the question “Are all Irish guys drunkards? The accent is just so adorable...”
- Answered the question “Ive noticed most of you guys on guyspeak tend to take the side of the woman in all or most of your answers. I wonder why this is the case...I mean I do know this is a site intended for woman, but has it ever crossed your mind that most of these women are ”
- Answered the question “Amit...you actually DO look like Nicholas Cage with a Sinus infection...I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that on your profile.”
- Answered the question “Okay so a year ago I was raped. It was a blur for me and it scarred me to get out there to other guys. I like this one guy and he asked if I was a virgin and I really didn't know what to say because I don't feel comfortable with him yet. Can I say I'm a v”
- Posted Breaking News: Your Grandma Might Be A Slut to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Can you give me some insight as to why a guy would think it is hot to watch HIS girl having sex with another guy? Voyeur fetish? Is porn to blame?”
- Posted “Psychological libido” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why do men cheat when we have sex 3 - 4 times a day?”
- Answered the question “My bf and i have been dating for years, still haven't had sex-we both want to, but the time is never 'right' (he says). Last week we were in the middle of a hot makeout session, losing clothes, etc. And he stops, tells me that he's sorry but he needs a na”
- Answered the question “Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses -- true or false???”
- Answered the question “I just started college, haven't dated in a while.I met this guy a couple nights ago. He is super tall and sweet and Scandinavian, etc but at the time he was pretty drunk, so incidentally, he doesn't remember me. How do I approach him? I don't have any cla”
- Posted ABC's The Bachelor Pad: Stick a Rose In Me, I'm Hooked to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Trunk Junk” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I've seen like two answers on here saying that men sometimes fake orgasms, but I don't get it. How can you fake ejaculation? Either the condom - or you! - is filled up with semen or it isn't... how could you fake that?? Or is it that the women don't notic”
- Answered the question “My bf is "well endowed" and a bulge shows through some pants he wears. I notice some girls stare and i get jealous. What should I do?”
- Commented on I've been having a rough time lately with an ongoing illness and I've had to rely on my bf (of a few years) a lot when I'm sick. I think he's getting annoyed with me because I used to be the one doing things for him, and it seems like we aren't having fun
- Answered the question “I've been having a rough time lately with an ongoing illness and I've had to rely on my bf (of a few years) a lot when I'm sick. I think he's getting annoyed with me because I used to be the one doing things for him, and it seems like we aren't having fun”
- Answered the question “If a guy says "I love you" mid-coitus, is this an accurate reflection of his feelings? Or, more like "I love having sex" and -- I'm just the person who happens to be doing it with him.”
- Answered the question “I had a baby by a guy I hooked up with 2 years ago. He is white and I'm black. He texts me sometimes and gives me diapers here and there, but never introduces our baby into his life. He tells me all the time he wants to be apart of her life but never foll”
- Posted “handsomite ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Premier Erotica Author RACHEL KRAMER BUSSEL Gets Spanked by Funny Guy Questions to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “As a virgin I am not sure what people are talking about when people speak of sexual incompatibility- am I naive to think that two people with enough romantic live can learn to please the other?”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend looks at other girls online before having sex with me. Is this common? It makes me feel really crappy about myself.”
- Answered the question “Would fisting hurt?”
- Answered the question “I have f*cked up genes and my family f*cked up my life. Now I have cemented walls around my heart. Theyre like....say 3 feet thick and 100 feet tall. Yeah, hard to get in. I want to be able to love and have meaningful relationships, but these walls are no”
- Answered the question “I was pregnant and unforunately had a miscarriage. Since I put on some weight and went from a size 6 to a 10. My boyfriend randomly/always seem to mention my weight and keeps comparing me to old pictures. What does this mean?”
- Posted Women Fall Under Three Distinct Categories: Hot. Kinda Cool. Threatening. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Dance-Walk” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Is it wrong that i like to give rimjobs?”
- Answered the question “I am an above-average looking 40yr old woman dating a 27yr old man. If I'm to be considered a "cougar" for dating a younger man (like many have accused me of), is it wrong for me to expect my hot young "boy toy" to be in better shape? He has the ass of ”
- Answered the question “I've been dating a new guy for a couple weeks. Things were GREAT, but then one of his relatives became very ill. I've done my best to be supportive, such as texting him on occasion to see how he's holding up, but his replies are cold or rude. I think he's”
- Answered the question “Hi FG. Question, what are your thoughts about Dane Cook? Isn't he like the unfunniest comedian slash massive douche you have ever seen? We all hope he gets hit by a bus really soon.”
- Answered the question “Why do we make an Orgasm-face? What's the biological significance of the O-face?”
- Posted “Deja-View” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Foreskin and Seven Years Ago: The Battle, A Head. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My BF recently started doing some oral and digital anal activities w/ me. While I like it, there are some days when my behind feels more bathroom than bedroom - like, say, after a particularly greasy meal. How can I let him know to stay away on certain da”
- Answered the question “my fiance goes to community college this fall should i be worrie about outher women flirting with him”
- Answered the question “I have terrible acne compared to most people my age- would guys really care how bad it is though? Does it make a girl look less pretty, even if she isn't ashamed by it?”
- Answered the question “I was drunk last night at my first ever college party. moved in my dorm last week.apparently i got gangbanged by 4 guys. i think im gonna drop out.”
- Answered the question “I'm told I'm an 8-1/2 and hot. I work out and keep in shape and always look presentable. But yet my boyfriend of 1 year is constantly picking apart my assets...telling me I need a boob lift, that my face is starting to sag - you name it. Meanwhile he has ”
- Posted An Interview with a BRIDEZILLA: TRICIA 'Queen of the Bro-Hoes' lets it rip to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Yawnni” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I feel awkward around my boyfriend's friends. I never seem to have anything to say and am afraid I come off as stuck-up whenever I am around them. What are some things I could do to make it less awkward around his friends? They are nice people.”
- Answered the question “Have you ever heard of skunking?”
- Answered the question “a guy i am seeing has in interest in men, what do i do”
- Answered the question “Who's John Holmes?”
- Answered the question “I'm really tall (6'1") and intensely athletic, muscles and all. People talk all the time about how great it is to be tall, but I often feel much more like a linebacker than a supermodel. How can I approach guys without intimidating them? And how do I make”
- Commented on Is it possible for a woman to be too wet? I was with a guy who complained that I was too wet and he kept slipping out during sex. Never had anyone complain before-definitely suffering a bit of a bruised ego right now....
- Commented on Funny Guy Presents: your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries AWARDS
- Answered the question “Is it possible for a woman to be too wet? I was with a guy who complained that I was too wet and he kept slipping out during sex. Never had anyone complain before-definitely suffering a bit of a bruised ego right now....”
- Posted Funny Guy Presents: your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries AWARDS to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “my mom has ocd and it gets worse every day. she gets anxiety about it but is too afraid to go see a doctor about it. if I say anything i'm being "disrespectful", when I just want her to relax and be happy. i just moved home after college, and her ocd is m”
- Posted “Plane & Simple” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Is it safe to use anal beads and a plug at the same time? I can't find an answer anywhere.”
- Answered the question “Are "blue balls" real? And even if they are, are they really that much of an issue for guys?”
- Answered the question “Do guys care if I have a little hair in my a** crack?”
- Posted “Chorgasm” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted I Went to Harvard And All I Got Was This Lousy STD to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My Bestfriend of 16yrs is cool and friendly with my ex who was physically and verbally abusive to me and made my life miserable. I've told her how this bothers me and she treats me as if I'm overreacting and that it's not a big deal? It really pisses me o”
- Answered the question “Why does my Italian boyfriend yell all the time?”
- Answered the question “When receiving blow jobs, do most men expect it in and of itself, or as a pre-sex thing? I usually go down on my guy prior to sex, but have him finish inside me. Just giving a blow job is rare. Is that strange?”
- Answered the question “Why do guys like sucking girls boobs so much? I mean, it feels good for me, but not amazing, so why would HE like it so much??”
- Answered the question “Am I overreacting by getting mad when my boyfriend stares at other girls especially my friends and sisters?”
- Posted After The Break Up, It's Time to Break Balls to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Stare-bear” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “FG! Do guys care about jeans? I've busted out this past year to buy 7s, Trues, Meks, Rock Revivals, and etc etc. Do they notice them? Are they attracted to them? Are guys more or less likely to date a girl w/ designer jeans? ”
- Answered the question “Whats the most annoying this a girl could do?”
- Answered the question “Why do porn videos always end with the guy ejaculating in the girl's face?”
- Answered the question “I haven't seen my girlfriend in almost 3 months. We are finally going to meet up this weekend when i go see visit her at school. I want to make love to her but at the same time have crazy animal sex, what should i do im going crazy.”
- Answered the question “How do guys feel about outie bellybuttons?”
- Commented on DEMI LOVATO: Mental Health Pioneer & Disney Junior-Siren
- Commented on I'm a bbw, a VERY bbw, and my honey is in great shape. I know he loves me, but I can't help but feel like something is seriously wrong with him the way he loves my
- Posted “Pumping Irony” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted DEMI LOVATO: Mental Health Pioneer & Disney Junior-Siren to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “How do guys feel about pet names? I'm talking simple pet names, like "Baby" or "Hun." Not ridiculous things like "Snuggle-wuggle pokey boo!"”
- Commented on R.I.P. Amy Winehouse. Here are Five of Her Best Songs
- Answered the question “Anytime I talk to guys I always make them laugh. I've been told many times that I'm the funniest girl they've met. So why can't any of these guys ask me out? Is my humor standing in my way? I don't think I'm hideous or anything....”
- Answered the question “Why is there always a wet spot after sex?”
- Answered the question “How do you feel about a girl giving you a rose?”
- Answered the question “Would it be weird to ask my boyfriend for "a surprise"? I want a surprise. Of some sort. Anything. Just SOMETHING that shows he thought of me and planned/did something special for me. That's all! Flowers. Dinner. A surprise appearance on a night we weren'”
- Posted Funny Guy Interviews JOSELIN LINDER to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “iOops” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Generally speaking, is it easy for a man to orgasm during oral sex? I gave my man a BJ two times and he came twice,i don't have any former experience so i don't know if he was faking it or not, but he did ejaculate...”
- Answered the question “My BF needs to reel in his drinking just a little bit. He's fine, but at our typical weekend gathering with all our friends over, he gets a bit too drunk and it's a turn off. I really don't want to be a nag. My mom constantly nags my dad about drinking to”
- Answered the question “Most of the time my guy and I have sex he doesn't undress me but rather lifts up my skirt or dress, pulls down my panties, and gets busy. One time I started to take off my dress but he stopped me and told me leave it on. Why does he do this? Is it because”
- Answered the question “Dude. My girlfriend is mad at me for something I said to her in her dream...HELP.”
- Answered the question “I'm 22 yo. I have zero experience with guys ( I mean zero, no holding hands, no kissing, no anything ever). I've completely given up on ever finding love. Do you think it's possible to live one's whole life without ever having experienced love and still b”
- Posted Brother F*cker!: Are you more Beyonce and Solange, Olsen Twins, or the Baldwins? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “David Beiber” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have diagnosed PTSD from the military, and one of the conditions that had stemmed from it is dermatillia. Basically, when I get anxious, I pick skin on my back. It gets horrible and I am scared to tell any potential guys about it. I feel they'll reject ”
- Answered the question “How Do I Suck D*ck?”
- Answered the question “i'm drunk. why are maria and arnold dievoriciing?”
- Answered the question “I'm a bbw, a VERY bbw, and my honey is in great shape. I know he loves me, but I can't help but feel like something is seriously wrong with him the way he loves my ”
- Answered the question “Why don't men perform testicular self-exams?”
- Posted Red, White And DO: A Declaration of Intention to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “How do you, an American, perceive arranged marriages? I grew up in an arranged marriage home in the US, but how do guys perceive that when they here about something like that?”
- Posted “Trauma Queen” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have pretty nice boobs... a c cup very round and perky...but i'm worried they're too far apart...i get no cleavage unless i physically squish them together which looks rather awkward when trying to get attention...do guys care about boob separation?”
- Answered the question “How can i make my penis bigger?”
- Answered the question “Me and my boyfriend were messing around ie:making out/grinding(were not having sex i have my boundaries and he respects them) but afterwards he just sat next to me wouldnt hug/kiss/hold my hand or even talk to me, and then he was being rude. did i miss so”
- Answered the question “What is the best way to hold a girl?”
- Answered the question “how old are you?”
- Posted Ugly Ducklings: Are your friends getting hotter or is your self-esteem getting colder? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Fragina” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why do guys like to pick girls up (literally)? I'm not a small woman, but this happens a lot with guys I date.”
- Answered the question “My roommate and I each have a cat, so our apartment ratio of cats to women is even at 2 for 2. We're thinking about getting another kitten, which would put us at 3 cats to 2 women... would that officially make us the cat ladies???”
- Answered the question “What is your opinion on a guy giving a girl a facial? My boyfriend seems into it and I want to satisfy him but I also feel they're kinda gross and degrading. Help?”
- Answered the question “FG, you answered a question about a BF who wont drive better for his GF who was in a car accident. But what of the rest of us who havn't been in an accident but still think our BF drives poorly? I ask mine to stop earlier at lights but he just tells me to”
- Answered the question “I was in a very serious car accident about 10 months ago and still have fears when driving in similar situations. My boyfriend knows this but still speeds and sometimes drives pretty aggressively when I am in the car with him. I ask him to stop but he jus”
- Answered the question “Do some guys really like butts? Or is it something that girls just say among each others to make their lesser "gifted" friends feel better about having smaller breasts?”
- Posted Funny Guy Interviews ALINA SIMONE to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Mantage” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “This Halloween I am thinking of dressing up as a Vampire Playboy bunny and get a name tag that reads "Hi my name is: Bunickula" Do you think that would be too slutty looking of a costume and I should think of another idea or find another costume? I am by ”
- Answered the question “Has the down economy made you think less with your penis and more with your other head?”
- Answered the question “what does p*ssy taste like”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend says he does not believe in "the one". but then he wants to marry me. and im thinking, why would i marry you if you don't think i'm the one???”
- Posted You Can Pick Your Boyfriend, But Can You Pick his Bacne? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “CD” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I've been dating a guy for 6 months. We get along great and the sex is amazing. He's VERY committed to his family and it leaves very little time for us to see each other. He says I'm only his 3rd serious relationship (he's 33) and it's all starting to m”
- Answered the question “I am so horny for my BF all the time! EXCEPT, that is, when he actually gets off work and makes it over to my place and it's already 11pm and I've been up since 6 and have to be up at 6 the next day and frankly am just to darn tired to fool around. So we ”
- Answered the question “How can I get my boyfriend to buy me a piece of diamond jewelry without outright asking him?? We've been together 4 years, and we're not looking into marriage anytime soon so I'm not talking about an engagement ring here; I just think that after 4 years, ”
- Answered the question “I am having a hard time getting ahead in my career. I take one step forward and two steps back. I feel like a failure and am having a hard time getting motivated. Any suggestions when times are tough and you don't know what to do?”
- Answered the question “FG - I'm not sure if you look back at old blog posts but I just left a 320+ character comment on your post from May 8 about gaining sex. If you don't have a chance to look at it the short version is: Thank you! I've gained sex!”
- Answered the question “I have big feet; it's part genetics and part orthopedics. I'm very self conscious about them, I mean I keep them well kept and all, but they make me feel unfeminine, it was a long time before I found a specialty shop that carried girly shoes my size. My ”
- Posted SEXTING: seems it has more potential to bite you in the ass than impress people with your ass to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Are guys turned off by women who really work up a sweat at the gym? There are some really hot guys at my gym but when I work out hard I sweat a lot which makes me a bit self conscious...”
- Posted “FB Curator” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have Crohn's disease, which is not what we can call a glamourous condition, and I'm not ashamed of it but obviously it has to come up at some point with guys (I'm gonna get sick and can't just disappear for a week), how, and at which point during the re”
- Answered the question “After my brother had a bunch of his bro friends over for some late-night Call of Duty party in our basement, I found several unopened and a few possibly-used condoms strewn across the floor. Needless to say, slightly confused and grossed out. Massive gay ”
- Answered the question “Am I supposed to be flattered when somebody tells me, "You're my stress relief"?”
- Answered the question “After years of failed dieting and working out, I'm considering getting lipo b/c my body is effecting my confidence (which is also messing w/my dating life). My best friend told me that some guys will be turned off by the fact that I got plastic surgery. ”
- Answered the question “i hate people. is this something i need to fix?”
- Posted Good Luck, Couples of 2011: Stay together, see what happens or break up to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “The Pinch” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I have told this girl multiple times i do not like her. But she is persistant on trying to get me to like her. I just don't. She is an amazing friend but i really do not know how to get her to stop with out ruining a friendship. Help?”
- Answered the question “Were you ever bullied?”
- Answered the question “I happen to be allergic to alcohol & whenever I tell a guy, he just laughs at me and says something like "Oh, you're one of those girls..." I then try to tell him that I really am allergic, but he just keeps laughing. How do I make guys really believe tha”
- Answered the question “Why do guys LOVE 69-ing? It's a hassle. how do i sexily dodge it when he suggests it?”
- Posted Surely We Can't ALL Be Good in Bed, Right? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Cuddllingus” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My boyfriend told me on Monday that he didn't masturbate all weekend because he was "saving" himself for me.... Is this common and am I supposed to be flattered?!”
- Answered the question “I find that I am becoming evermore confused about my sexuality. I could see myself with either a guy or a girl. I am attracted to both sexes until the clothes come off. I'm really disturbed by penises but love boobs & vaj. In that case, am I a lesbian? Do”
- Answered the question “So I just turned 21 not too long ago and I've been introduced to the "lets meet up for drinks" trend. I'm a little clueless when it comes to decoding a guys intentions. Other than straight out asking what are some ways to figure out if he wants to get dri”
- Answered the question “My Husband is abusive. I want to leave but I feel so guilty. A few of years ago (before the abuse) I had a serious surgery and he was my donor. I feel as though I owe him my life (which I technically do) and that im some heartless b*tch who left the man t”
- Answered the question “Do guys like the fake eyelashes/ fake nails/ hair extensions look on a woman?”
- Posted How To Spot A Porn Junkie to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Starv Albert” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I've been getting rumors that my husband has been flirting @ work w/ a co-worker. They text a lot but nothing incriminating. I found pix & jokes he had made for her on his phone that he hid from me. He denies there is anything going on & she does too. Is ”
- Answered the question “How should I go about winning my guy over to try pegging? And I'd hate to go the "Since you get to do it it's only fair" route since that seems a bit childish. Any suggestions or tips?”
- Answered the question “I have a really high sex drive and my bf has a really low sex drive. In the last two weeks we've gotten busy twice, and I've gotten off once. I told my bf last night that I wanted to have sex, and he told me I was worse than my cat (who's in heat) and t”
- Answered the question “My boy has asked me to "tease" him and "build him up" ....and I'm really not sure how to even go about doing that?”
- Answered the question “I've been told that guys are attracted to girls who are super confident. However, I see girls in bars who are "being confident" and they're just embarrassing themselves because they are trying too hard. I'm afraid I'm being that type of girl, too. Any ad”
- Posted Don't Lose Your Virginity. Gain Sex. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My boyfriend hasn't been to the dentist in years. His gums sometimes bleed and I'm worried they're infected. I've told him I'm worried about it, but he shrugs it off. I think he's embarrassed. How do I get him to go to”
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- Answered the question “What are the chances of a serious relationship developing between a stoner and a straitlaced gal?”
- Answered the question “Is it bad to be considering marrying a boyfriend when i'm only 23? we are the same age, but he was experienced while i absolutely was not. i truly think he is perfect for me, but others have been telling me i should be playing the field at my age. if i st”
- Posted Facebook Chat with Funny Guy Today! Cinco de Mayo (Cinco de May) at 2pm EST. No topic is off bounds. I think... to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “HELP FUNNY GUY! I DON'T UNDERSTAND....My bf's ex looks nothing like me! She is tall, skinny, and covered in tattoos and piercings. Me I am short with some curves and preppy with zero tattoos and and conservative diamond studs in my ears. How can my guy h”
- Answered the question “Ex sex. Yay or nay?”
- Posted First Names: Why Do Some Make Us Hurl, And Others Make Us Hug? to the Guyspeak Blog
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- Answered the question “Not every single time (I'd say about 5/8 times) my guy cums too early. Should I be worried? Does he need to see a doctor? I don't want to ask him in case it's not really a big deal and I embarrass myself.. I probably will just thought your insane knowledg”
- Answered the question “I've faked every orgasm I've ever "had" during sex. It's not that I don't enjoy sex - but I worry about taking too long and about hurting the guy's feelings. I worry that maybe I can only have them with oral or fingers. I don't want guys to think I'm a c”
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- Answered the question “Is being called "an Amazon" by a guy a bad thing? There's a little debate amongst me and my cohorts.”
- Answered the question “How should you act and what should you do the first time you meet his parents, I'm so nervous.”
- Answered the question “My BF sleeps naked and although I enjoy his nakedness, it gets too hot at night! I always feel all sweaty in the morning and like I need to wash the sheets, plus my blanket is like a hair magnet and keeps attracting boy pubes! How do I suggest slightly mo”
- Posted The Royal Guest List: An Ugly Game Of Thrones to the Guyspeak Blog
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- Answered the question “What do guys do at sleepovers?”
- Answered the question “I can't forget the boy who took my virginity. I feel like I will never forget him, and that no matter who comes next, it won't be as exciting as the first one because I've already done it. Not only that, but I'm used goods, right? ”
- Answered the question “So this is very embarrassing but here goes. My boyfriend and I love rough sex and sometimes I end up with slight bruises. My mother visited us this week and saw some of the bruises and now refuses to leave our house because she is convinced that he is abu”
- Answered the question “HELP!!!! I just found out that the guy am dating for 2 mos has herpes and he confessed to me when he had an outbreak, i feel betrayed. He should've told me first b4 we jumped into bed -- he said he completely forgotten about it. what do i do now?”
- Answered the question “What do guys think of woman with a little hair on there nipples?”
- Posted William's Wedding: A Celebration of Great Expectations to the Guyspeak Blog
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- Answered the question “I just started dating this guy and we're very physically attracted to each other that we ended up having sex on our first date. Now he wants to step back to "take it slow", wait on the sex to see if we can develop our relationship into something more--see”
- Answered the question “I was raped when I was 12 and when I found the courage to tell my parents, my Dad told me I was lying and my mother kind of brushed it off. I told my boyfriend about my past and it triggered some sad memories for me this week. Now I'm depressed and I don'”
- Answered the question “I've never given a blowjob before, but I'm pretty eager to. Thing is, whenever I get the chance my boyfriend pushes on my head. Every time. and that actually really pisses me off! So I don't do it. Am I being irrational, or is this just a guy thing?”
- Answered the question “My SO is gone due to being in the Military. He has been gone for over 3 months. My question is why am I so sexually frustrated, I have been single longer than this with no nookie, so why is it bothering me now?? And is there anyway to get this to stop?”
- Answered the question “What do men think about big-pussies?”
- Posted “The Sixth Scent” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
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- Answered the question “I feel like I have lost my personality somewhere in my relationship.I have lost my sense of humour /fun side/ sexy side/ mysterious edge. I am just a big bla. My boyfriend expects me to be this sweet person all the time and I just feel like a total fake.”
- Answered the question “An ex of mine said that if I was still single at 35 and had no kids, he would have kids with me. WTF? Why would he say that? He said this while we were still together. ”
- Answered the question “Once a hitter, always a hitter? I heard rumors of my bf hitting his ex. He hasn't ever showed a sign that he would ever touch me like that. Should I be concerned?”
- Answered the question “So my ex and I made a clone-a-willy vibrator for fun. Yes i continued to use it once we broke up and i got a new boyfriend (is that weird?). I nonchalantly told my boyfriend thinking it's no big deal, he got real mad. Is it a big deal? ”
- Answered the question “What do you think about me dating/hooking up with my brother's 21 yr old friends when i'm 17? Is that really wrong? Even when they initiate it? ”
- Posted "God Gave Rock N' Roll to You," But Evil Unions Gave You The Weekend: A Salute to Rebecca Black to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I like white guys. I'm not fat, i have curves and a booty. Do white guys like curvy girls? I know theres those rare people who love real 'heavy' people, but in general, white guys like skinny girls right?”
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- Answered the question “Will a guy not finish during sex specifically because the girl has not and they feel bad? Does this happen for real or are these men urban legends?”
- Answered the question “What do you thing of farts in a relationship? Should girls keep their gas in? OMG”
- Answered the question “Is it ok say I love you first? I am in a 6mo relationship with an amazing guy, everything seems wonderful! I'm so happy to have found someone like him, and I am in love with him! But I have a hard time saying I love you first (nerves), Should I say it?”
- Answered the question “I know a guy who is in a relationship with a girl and they don't love each other, he is unhappy, they argue all the time. It all around is a bad situation. The reason he stays is 'for the kids'. what do you think of this, if a child sees bad all the time?”
- Answered the question “Is it ok say I love you first? I am in a 6mo relationship with an amazing guy, everything seems wonderful! I'm so happy to have found someone like him, and I am in love with him! But I have a hard time saying I love you first (nerves), Should I say it?”
- Posted Sometimes The Best Date You Can Go On Is With No One to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I'm my guy's first, he's 22. He had oral sex with about 5 girls and one guy, but had intercourse with me for the first time. He had trouble getting it up for about 3 weeks, and still does sometimes go limp inside me after a while. Any ideas why?”
- Posted “Fiance Knowles” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Are men turned off by fake tits? I'm an A cup, turning 18, and want to get implants (just a natural-looking 2 cups more. I don't feel self-conscious about being small, just love how they look and I want some! Are guys gonna grab them and scream "Impostor!”
- Commented on Is it true that all guy's (semen) tastes different?
- Answered the question “Is it true that all guy's (semen) tastes different?”
- Answered the question “How do i tell the guy im dating that im a virgin. It feels akward to just say "btw i never had sex before". what is the proper time and way to tell him?”
- Answered the question “I'm getting married (it's arranged...so we haven't dated, but we have talked and gotten to know each other) and my fiance has a unibrow. I just don't find it attractive. How do I approach this topic w/o offending him? ”
- Commented on I figured i'd ask you since youre the 'funny guy' I was at the bar the other night with some friends, dancing and talking with this guy who is also a friend, he was semi drunk, and made a joke about us dating, it was loud so i said "what" a few times, and
- Posted Traveling For Dummies: A Guide To Recognizing Your Partner to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “i for an i” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “I figured i'd ask you since youre the 'funny guy' I was at the bar the other night with some friends, dancing and talking with this guy who is also a friend, he was semi drunk, and made a joke about us dating, it was loud so i said "what" a few times, and”
- Answered the question “Okay... so, I'm not too good at the whole HJ thing. My boyfriend loves my mouth, but what exactly am I supposed to do with the balls while I'm working the joystick? They just kind of... hang there. Like a punching bag waiting for something to happen. Any ”
- Answered the question “Where would a 100% heterosexual man develop a fetish for being anally penetrated and humiliated? Could this be related to his first sexual experience?”
- Answered the question “What does it mean when after GREAT sex with your long time guy says "you're all right with me"”
- Answered the question “I'm getting married very soon to the most wonderful man. I just have one very silly problem. I'm a virgin (I love Jesus!) and I'm wondering whether I should 'groom my nethers.' I've tried to bring it up with my man, but he was all like "eh." So, what sho”
- Posted You Can Choose Your Friends But You Can't Choose Their Nasty-Ass Lovers to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “Gaddafi'd” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted “Gaddafi'd” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “What are your thoughts on breaks in relationships? I once knew a guy who "took a break" because he wanted to bang another chick and then he tried to get back w/ his gf. That kind of break is wrong, right?”
- Answered the question “Okay, so I'm paranoid and am really uncomfortable having sex when it's not dark because I'm conviced I'll make some sort of strange face or something. Are guys completely turned off by weird sex faces? It seems like the more quiet you're trying to be, the”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend really really likes to put his hands down my pants (yes, IN my pants). Even if we are sitting somewhere in public. Why does he do this?? It's kinda hot, but I don't really get it. I've never dated a guy who does it as much as he does.”
- Answered the question “So FG, would men in general consider an older woman for a LTR? Im 5 years older (37) than my crush but he's told me he's surprised by my age because I look younger than him. Or would a man disregard age if chemistry &where we are in life are compatible? T”
- Answered the question “If my trusted partner makes it clear that all of his past sexual experiences were safe (condoms, etc), should I probe further? I feel like I'd be intruding on his personal relations with other people, but I'm genuinely curious. What do you think?”
- Posted “Bowl Out” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Gays in the Military: I say, let sleeping dudes lie to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “how do i get my boyfriend to do anal?”
- Answered the question “Ive been dating a girl for 5 months & have fallen pretty hard for her. My hobby is boxing so I thought taking her to see one of my matches would be a good way to impress her & show off a little. It backfired & now I can tell that shes scared of me & think”
- Answered the question “I caught my boyfriend reminiscing about their love and sex life with his ex via email. He sent her old naked pictures of them he found, and also new recent pictures of his penis. She is in a different state so there was nothing physical. Is this cheating?”
- Answered the question “Funny guy, a guy ditched me for someone else. I should hate his guts but am having a ridiculously hard time getting over it. I hate myself for it. What's the best way? Suggestions, jokes, sarcastic comments are encouraged...”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend is going to try cocaine. I don't feel like it's my place to tell him not to do it, but it will bother me a lot if he does do it. I haven't talked to him about this yet. Advice?”
- Posted “Control Alt Deceit” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted We Won't All Makeup, But Can We All Get Along? to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “One of my friends just admitted to creating fake online profiles to check up on her men (previous and current). Your take?”
- Answered the question “Do you think physical attraction can grow/develop over time? I've met someone who is brilliant, hilarious, sweet and wonderful to talk to...the only thing missing is the overwhelming urge to rip his clothes off. Is it possible that the lust will spark aft”
- Answered the question “My roommate told me today that she doesn't like when I have my new boyfriend over. We had originally agreed on 3 days but she said she's feeling overwhelmed. Help!”
- Answered the question “Have you ever heard of any woman using this product? www.kushsupport.com I'd love to hear your thoughts on this wackadoo product.”
- Answered the question “Waking a guy up with a blowjob - yes or no?”
- Posted “Manxiety” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted I'll take 'The future of robot/human sex and dating' for $800, Alex to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Do men actually notice if a women has makeup on or not?”
- Answered the question “How do guys feel about redheads? Not tan brunettes who dye their hair red--actual natural redheads? Real redheads tend to be a bit pale and it feels like guys don't ever find that attractive. Would ANY guy ever think a natural redhead was hot? I'm feeling”
- Answered the question “What does it mean when a guy comes over only when its dark out?”
- Answered the question “Im sorry if this is explicit. I have TMJ which makes it extremely painful for me to give a bj. Is it a deal breaker/will he be disappointed if I cant get his whole penis in my mouth. Do you have any tips on how to give him a bj without opening my mouth ve”
- Answered the question “I was fooling around with a guy recently, fully clothed. I told him to get on top. He said it's impossible to get on top of me sometimes. I'm rather inexperienced, and I don't really understand. What did he mean?”
- Posted “Lesser Baldwin” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted A Trophy Life: you deserve an award for showing up to the set of your own life to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I play water polo so my legs are big and muscular. Guys always make comments about strong thighs and innuendos about them. I was just curious as to why they comment on them and why?”
- Answered the question “help me with my really big boobs plz”
- Answered the question “My bf dreams about me alot...sexy, sweet or just random. IF i dream about him at all, its always bad, but I dream about random guys i know in a sexual way (no sex, just kissing; fondling) My boyfriend thinks this has some meaning. What do you think?”
- Answered the question “Mr. F. Guy - Sorry to be blunt but I just don't get this. Why do men like to eat pussy? Most of the guys I've dated went right there... once given the chance. Is there a real attraction to the thing or just a hope for like favors in return?”
- Answered the question “What would be your favorite way to hear, "No I don't want to date you, stop asking creep."?”
- Commented on F Valentines Day, February is Friendship MONTH.
- Posted F Valentines Day, February is Friendship MONTH. to the Guyspeak Blog
- Posted “The Crescent of Doom” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My Boyfriend is starting to thin out on top. It appears to be a touchy subject for him. How does he approach Balding Gracefully?”
- Answered the question “My girlfriend told me Im a terrible kisser. her exact words: "your kissing me like you're eating a goddamn ice cream cone!" Shes not normally that bitchy, but she also said she was frustrated and had been hinting. How do I become a better kisser?”
- Commented on During sex he's always asking me to be still. It's not like I'm flailing about...he's even gotten soft in the past when I ignore his request. I've never encountered this before, what gives?
- Answered the question “Is it important to have a good job?”
- Answered the question “During sex he's always asking me to be still. It's not like I'm flailing about...he's even gotten soft in the past when I ignore his request. I've never encountered this before, what gives?”
- Answered the question “Is it weird for a girl and boy best friend set to send each other naked pictures to "help out"? No sex. Just pics.”
- Posted “Fowel” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Charlie and the Money Factory to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Do guys really think about other women during sex? Why?”
- Answered the question “i couldnt get pregnant after a year of trying. Ive been going crazy & thinking that something is wrong with me. i apologized to my husband many times for not being able to give him a baby. Today he told me that he is sterile & has known for years. How do ”
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- Answered the question “How do guys feel about "fat sex?"”
- Answered the question “The Superbowl's coming up and I'm attending my friend's party; I know nothing about the sport, but I'd hate to decline What is proper sport watching etiquette when you're with a bunch of guys? I want to learn, but not be annoying.”
- Commented on Celebrity Couples' Tattoos: Don't Believe Everything You Read
- Posted “No Strings Attached ” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted When it comes to Online Dating, think Wayne Gretzky: "Every shot not taken is a shot missed." to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What should I do about my cat...she keeps moaning”
- Answered the question “How many girls does a guy have to sleep with until they are considered a man-whore?”
- Posted Celebrity Couples' Tattoos: Don't Believe Everything You Read to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My fiancé asked me to sign a pre-nup. How do I tell him that I don't care about the money factor but am just really hurt that he is already thinking that that maybe our marriage will fail? Does the fact that he wants me to sign it mean that he doesn't lo”
- Answered the question “When will the world end?”
- Answered the question “My bf just came up with some new sex moves out of the blue.......should I be worried he's cheating on me?”
- Answered the question “This is an awkward question: when I orgasm sometimes my whole body spasms so much my boyfriend has to pin me down....is this ok??? I get the impression from his reactions that it's not normal but I'd like to not ask specifics about his experience with ot”
- Posted “Financy Pants” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “My parents are sexually-active, I still live w/ them, I clean their room when they go to work and I find used condoms and such in and on random places that I then have to seriously disinfect. how are they always so quiet? How should I ask them to plz get ”
- Answered the question “If you're on a date and you ask a girl, 'what's your favourite band/artist?' are you wanting her to say a band you really like too? I always reply with a girly, flowery artist, to which guy's facial expression's turn a bit sour! So is it best to say you'r”
- Answered the question “Do guys ever check each other out in locker room or showers and are they open about it?”
- Answered the question “I'm dating a guy who is ten years my junior, I'm 32 and he's 22... I can't hang out with his friends and vice versa. Will this ever work?”
- Answered the question “My guy won't kiss me after i swallow you-know-what even if i drink some water. I actually enjoy drinking his dude juice; he's affectionate afterwards so should i even mention that it kind of bothers me?”
- Answered the question “How can you tell if a guy is out of your league? Please no "nobody is out of your league" b.s. either ...”
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- Answered the question “I heard of a game called soggy biscuit to guys actually do things like that?!”
- Answered the question “Do guys care about nipple size? Sometimes I think they are on the small side, but I'm only a 32C so compared to a 42F they would be small”
- Answered the question “How do you tell your boyfriend he needs to lose weight without sounding like a bitch?”
- Answered the question “My brother is suicidal and since i live with him it really isnt easy. No one knows this, but recently i trusted in my friend and told her. She said lets just forget this/not talk about this. Why did she say that to me when i trusted in her?”
- Answered the question “I've been on a dry spell for a year and finally broke the streak with a hot make-out session last night. Now all I can think about is sex. Is it true that the more tail you get the more tail you want?”
- Posted A Note from the Once Unwise: Don't Be the Burning Frog in the Relationship Pot to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “Does breast size matter?”
- Answered the question “What is the maximum amount of nerdiness a girl can possess before the guy is turned off?”
- Answered the question “If a guy (in his early 20's) is really into partying and drugs now does it mean that he will be like that for the rest of his life? (he was really into partying and drugs in high school too)”
- Answered the question “If a guy (in his early 20's) is really into partying and drugs now does it mean that he will be like that for the rest of his life? (he was really into partying and drugs in high school too)”
- Posted “Dart” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted “Dart” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “Why would a guy chose masturbation if his woman is more than happy to be of service and available at the time? Is he just lazy or a boob?”
- Commented on Tonight I'm Gonna Party Like It's All About ME
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- Posted “Pricklash” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Posted Tonight I'm Gonna Party Like It's All About ME to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “I've only just recently starting dating this guy and when I go to his place it's very clear he hasn't made any effort to pick up. Is this any indication of how he feels about me? That he doesn't care enough to straighten up a bit before I come over? ”
- Commented on What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?
- Answered the question “Men's opinion of a women in uniform? Stuffy or hot? Do tell.”
- Answered the question “how do i tell my boyfriend of 2 months, that im 2 months pregnant?”
- Commented on What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?
- Answered the question “What kind of girls are teenage guys interested in?”
- Answered the question “why does my penis itch?”
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- Posted “Suprise-body” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
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- Answered the question “What do girls talk about when they go into the bathroom together?”
- Commented on What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?
- Answered the question “How do you get the "funny guy" to get just a little more serious? His humor is one of the many things that attract me to him, but I can't tell what his intentions are. He opens up when we're together then disappears for a few days.”
- Answered the question “What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?”
- Answered the question “If a guy's really into a girl but the girl has a little stubble "down there" one night, will that turn him off forever?”
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- Answered the question “I had a one night stand with a my boss which I thought would be a consistent booty call but he hasn't called and it's been 3 weeks. At work he'll play around and pull my hair but never actually speaks to me about what happened. What now?”
- Answered the question “My man says i dont turn him on. What turns men on?”
- Answered the question “I just ended a very toxic relationship and it's been a few days, but I still don't feel like it's over. How do I deal with it?”
- Answered the question “How come the only guys who like me are stoners and perverts? Is it because I have huge breasts, or is it a personality flaw that I need to work on?”
- Answered the question “How big should a guy's you-know-what be? Serious question!”
- Posted The Trivial Pursuit Of Happiness to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “My bf & I are long distance now & I like to talk 2 to 3 times per day. He is bewildered by this; can one phone call possibly mean that much? Ha ha-- yes! To me it does! I feel like I'm making him do something that doesn't come naturally to him (i.e. ”
- Posted “Corgasm” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
- Answered the question “What is a real man?”
- Answered the question “How can I tell if the Jewish man I'm seeing is open to a serious relationship with a non-Jew? I don't want to waste my time but we get along really well -”
- Answered the question “OK, hmm, I'm not active on the dating scene, can't stand the thought of having sex or kissing, but I do miss the companionship, so where can I find a similar-thinking guy?”
- Answered the question “Dear Funny Guy, do you really believe that if a guy actually likes a girl he will do whatever it takes (within reason) to show up? I.e. if she asks him to stop by for a beer”
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- Posted 'Not A Sound In The Bedroom, Not Even A Kiss' to the Guyspeak Blog
- Answered the question “What is the etiquette of one night stands? I don't want to offend the guy, I just want non-awkward-if-we-ever-see-each-other-again sex. A guy I slept with told me that he was "surprised."”
- Answered the question “I went on a date with a guy that is shorter than me (I'm 6'0"). We have been talking and he has "jokingly" asked me if I thought he was ugly. He also mentioned the height difference. Why does he keep bringing it up? I don't have a problem with it.”
- Answered the question “I've been dating a man for about a year. He told me that it's VERY hard for him to fall in love. He has low self-esteem, recently divorced and he won't let many people get close. Was he telling me that I don't have a shot? ”
- Answered the question “Why dont men answer direct questions?”
- Answered the question “My boyfriend never does anything special in bed...Like I love when we have sex, but he doesn't even whisper in my ear or touch me softly, maybe even a back massage...but I feel he's very selfish. What can I do?”
- Posted Thanksgiving at Your Boyfriend's home: Know Thy Etiquette to the Guyspeak Blog
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- Answered the question “He keeps telling me that, "I'm different" which is nice except he keeps including my race. I'm black, he's white. Am I being too sensitive?”
- Answered the question “I was a shady free spirit in my youth. Should I tell my new boyfriend about all the sex tapes in my past? You never know what could hit the internet.”
- Answered the question “Where do guys like to best be touched?”
- Answered the question “I've always gone for the wrong type of guy. My relationships usually start on a club dance floor or backstage at a concert. Now that I'm growing up, where do the good guys hang out? Home Depot? Libraries? Help!”
- Answered the question “Funny Guy - fill in the blank... Chicks like a guy who kisses like a ____. (explain)”
- Commented on I farted while I was sleeping over at a guys house for the 1st time. he hasn't called. Did my flatulence ruin our relationship?
- Commented on New Funny Guy?
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- Answered the question “I farted while I was sleeping over at a guys house for the 1st time. he hasn't called. Did my flatulence ruin our relationship?”
- Answered the question “Help! the guy I've been hanging out with always says "you're going to make a guy very happy one day"... can you translate that for me, please?”
- Answered the question “Why do men post photos taken in the bathroom on their dating profiles? ”
- Posted New Funny Guy Has Entered The Building to the Guyspeak Blog
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Shnon commented on
I was raped a few yrs ago by an acquaintance.He planned it. My friend found out & tried to stop it.His boys held her back & told her "He needs this". Now I work as a cocktail waitress. Guys grab me & I've started having anxiety attacks about going to work
I'm still trying to get past the fuck-ups saying "he needs this" what the fucking fuck?!? Gods.... so mad.... so proud of op for surviving and keeping going.... but gods I want to punch that group of guys so hard right now, repeatedly....
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Catherine commented on
I was raped a few yrs ago by an acquaintance.He planned it. My friend found out & tried to stop it.His boys held her back & told her "He needs this". Now I work as a cocktail waitress. Guys grab me & I've started having anxiety attacks about going to work
I wonder what kind of establishment she works at. If it is a strip club she needs to get out. It sounds like a sleazy place that would allow it's customers to get so out of hand. Her safety is in jeopardy no amount of money is worth what she is going through. She needs to get help any place that has guys that hold someone off because there buddy needs it is not somewhere you should be working. What happens if he comes back and needs it again? I need to get laid too but would I have my...
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Catherine commented on
I was raped a few yrs ago by an acquaintance.He planned it. My friend found out & tried to stop it.His boys held her back & told her "He needs this". Now I work as a cocktail waitress. Guys grab me & I've started having anxiety attacks about going to work
I wonder what kind of establishment she works at. If it is a strip club she needs to get out. It sounds like a sleazy place that would allow it's customers to get so out of hand. Her safety is in jeopardy no amount of money is worth what she is going through. She needs to get help any place that has guys that hold someone off because there buddy needs it is not somewhere you should be working. What happens if he comes back and needs it again? I need to get laid too but would I have my...
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chrissie1101 commented on
All women are created differently, but a lot of women think they need to "have it all"... would you prefer a woman confident in her natural body with small boobs or a woman with [confidence and] breast implants?
oh it seems as if the definition of "having it all" has changed. i started reading this question thinking i was going to be reading something about a woman who was trying to juggle, love, work, and mommyhood on the same day. you know. real problems. if having it all actually means having big boobs then i think i'm in a lot of trouble. (yes, i'm holding up my sarcasm sign.)...
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outoftheloop commented on
Five Ways to Decode: Does He Like Me or What?
what if doesn't act like any of these, says he doesn't want a gf, says that he likes you, but his friends call you his 'beau' in front of him and he doesn't deny it?...
