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Dan Seitz

Dan Seitz

  • Persona:Reformed Player
  • Who is your celebrity look alike?Tom Cruise, unfortunately.
  • Who is your celebrity crush?Anne Hathaway, fortunately.
  • If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?A satellite phone and a wet bar. Might as well get in a vacation.
  • Name one food you hate:Seitan, an aptly named “food."
  • How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?Once a month: Facebook is useful for all the little updates.
  • Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?Wilt Chamberlain; even the reformed can learn from the master.
  • Boxers, briefs, or freeball?I believe in hanging loose.
  • Dog, cat, neither?I own and like both, although they dislike each other.
  • Name one magazine in your house right now:Esquire
  • What’s your favorite quote?“All in the Reflexes” – Jack Burton
  • What is your favorite song?“Got Your Money” by the man himself, ODB
  • What’s your favorite movie of all time?“Alfie.” The original, accept no substitutes.
  • Do you text, email, or call?Always, sometimes, only if cornered.
  • If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?The American Cancer Society, and “punching cancer in the face” would be the memo.
  • How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?Never more than one day. Some things can slide, but foot odor is unforgiveable.
  • If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?Of course, especially if they matched my socks.
  • Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?I’m an only child, but I have many spiritual siblings. Mostly people I’ve slept with. So I guess they’re not really siblings.
  • More about you?Whoever your boyfriend is, I’m like him, except more charming and attractive.
  • What is your Twitter username?Twitter.com/Theta1138
  • Your Astrological Sign:Pisces
  • What's your favorite sport?Dating. Of course, now I only watch instead of playing on the field.
  • What's your favorite professional sports team?The Washington Nationals, because no matter how bad your day is, you can always look to them to see somebody doing worse.
  • Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?I do. Several, in fact. Not many, just enough so I don’t have to do any housecleaning for a solid decade or so.

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