grayeyeddame
- Who is your celebrity look alike?Tina Turner... did you even have to ask?!?
- Who is your celebrity crush?Christopher Walken or Kate Winslet
- If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?But what if I already objectify people?
- Name one food you hate:Cooked Carrots... my IQ drops about 100 points when they get near me and I am reduced to behaving like a 3 year old!!
- How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?I talk to her at least once every day, whether I really want to or not
- Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?Oh, well that's easy, Kevin Smith... no contest
- Boxers, briefs, or freeball?hmmmm... I prefer bikini brief thongs myself
- Dog, cat, neither?ferrets! yeah... they stink, but they have more personality than most of my ex boyfriends... I don't know what that says about me but it's true...
- Name one magazine in your house right now:Bitch Magazine
- What’s your favorite quote?Why don't you light your tampon string and blow your box apart because it's the only bang you're ever going to get sweetheart...
- What is your favorite song?right now... We Care by MGMT
- What’s your favorite movie of all time?Boondock Saints or Kung Fu Hustle
- Do you text, email, or call?usually text
- If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?I would say the sea Shepard crew but those guys are idiots and anytime someone comes onto their crew with an ounce of common sense they leave... why can't common sense and activism go hand in hand?
- How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?ugh! once, but if I am really desperate: twice... but I fabreeze them real well 1st (I'm talking REAL desperate!)
- If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?I do, she has, and I have... countless times! She's better at it than I am anyway!
- Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?My sister is older , and my brother is the oldest... that leaves me as the baby... somewhat spoiled, yeah...
- More about you?I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain...
- What is your Twitter username?grayeyeddame (nothing special on there... I'm not a tweaker or tweeter or whatever you children call it these days)
- Your Astrological Sign:Taurus
- What's your favorite sport?shooting zombies!!!
- What's your favorite professional sports team?Which one has the guys that wear a lot of spandex and have the nice tight asses????
- Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?I have one preteen daughter (can you say "drama?") and am currently knocked up! laissez le bon temps rouler!!
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- Commented on MM please help! I feel like my guy just isn't attracted to me at all. He can watch porn and cum in minutes but anytime we mess around/have sex it takes him ages- going on 45 mins+. Am I over exaggerating or is he just not into me?
- Commented on MM please help! I feel like my guy just isn't attracted to me at all. He can watch porn and cum in minutes but anytime we mess around/have sex it takes him ages- going on 45 mins+. Am I over exaggerating or is he just not into me?
- Commented on MM please help! I feel like my guy just isn't attracted to me at all. He can watch porn and cum in minutes but anytime we mess around/have sex it takes him ages- going on 45 mins+. Am I over exaggerating or is he just not into me?
- Commented on Iv just left my bf of 4 years and the father of my two children because,a)iv found emails to other women b)he wont live with me c) he can be violent (but blames me for that) d) he has had affairs in the past e) constantly chooses his friends over me-but i
- Commented on my mom has ocd and it gets worse every day. she gets anxiety about it but is too afraid to go see a doctor about it. if I say anything i'm being "disrespectful", when I just want her to relax and be happy. i just moved home after college, and her ocd is m
- Commented on WA, how can I make my friends stop making me feel bad about not leaving tips when eating out? Some have stopped eating with me because of this. I didn't grow up with American values and I don't really practice the culture despite living in the U.S. Beside
- Commented on A have a bit of a hard question here..my bf went to chicago for a week on business, and his ex (whom he dated for 5 years and is still friends with) lives there. He didn't mention whether they saw each other or not, but I saw a tagged pic of them together
- Commented on My boyfriend says he is not into me but more into my friend. What should I do?
- Commented on My roommates are messy and it's getting on my nerves. Whenever I bring it up, they pretty much say they don't care or that they're too busy, but I'M GOING CRAZY! I end up cleaning every night while they get to sleep. I'm stuck here b/c of my lease. I want
- Commented on My roommates are messy and it's getting on my nerves. Whenever I bring it up, they pretty much say they don't care or that they're too busy, but I'M GOING CRAZY! I end up cleaning every night while they get to sleep. I'm stuck here b/c of my lease. I want
- Commented on I cry a lot. I can't help it. I always have. I cry at sad movies, when I see something moving, in school (I've gotten teased a lot), even during church despite being agnostic. My bf knew this before we were together. But he says me crying disturbs him and
- Commented on As a Christian it is expected to wait til marrage. I have been dateing this guy for over a year. He is in the military and will be back soon after being away for months. It would be unrealistic if I thought we Couldn't get carried away. We plan on getting
- Commented on Bonjour MM! Timing. How important is timing for guys in the process of falling in love? You meet a girl. You like her, she's great, but you're just not ready (no steady job, not sure what the future holds). Would you say that timing is a good excuse for b
- Commented on What is the best way to subtly show a guy you're interested?
- Commented on Dear Chic Geek, my boyfriend has 4 tattoos. I was neutral about the first 3, but he recently bought a new one that is tacky and I really dislike it. I still love him, but I do have to sleep with him and his ugly tat. Should I tell him I dislike it? Im w
- Commented on How do you go about letting the past go? I had so many bad experiences last year that I have let it affect my current sense of self worth. I just don't have the same level of confidence that I used to. Please help.
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- Commented on If a man truly loves a woman, can anything keep him from her?
- Commented on Louisiana Abortion Ban, Creep Poses as a Mannequin in Ladies Room and More In 'The Week in Douche'
- Commented on I'm an arab girl. For 5 years I had a relationship with an man and, now im not virgin he turned his back on me.
- Commented on Do guys really think about other women during sex? Why?
- Commented on How do mean feel about really bad scars on a woman (like.. disfiguring body scars)? I asked this question several times with no response so I'm guess the answer is a bad one.
- Commented on Is it bad if im only 18 and messing around with a 25 year old, and that has a girlfriend????
- Commented on What is the best way to subtly show a guy you're interested?
- Commented on Is it guy's job to hunt & conquer and women's job to accomodate and accept whoever decides to pick her?
- Commented on So this is very embarrassing but here goes. My boyfriend and I love rough sex and sometimes I end up with slight bruises. My mother visited us this week and saw some of the bruises and now refuses to leave our house because she is convinced that he is abu
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- Commented on Louisiana Abortion Ban, Creep Poses as a Mannequin in Ladies Room and More In 'The Week in Douche'
- Commented on When should I tell a guy that I have a child?
- Commented on I was raped by my boyfriend's friend. The friend is also a married man. I would like to tell my boyfriend, but I feel afraid & I'm unsure if I should. I also don't know how to find the right words every time I try. Should I say something or take this t
- Commented on do you think its true that a nice guy or a guy who really cares about you won't be dominant in bed?
- Commented on Hey Nick! I'm curious to know what your opinion about the former UCLA student Alexandra Wallace is?
- Commented on Hey Nick! I'm curious to know what your opinion about the former UCLA student Alexandra Wallace is?
- Commented on Hey Nick! I'm curious to know what your opinion about the former UCLA student Alexandra Wallace is?
- Commented on I'm pregnant from a one night stand. Definitely can't have this baby and going to have an abortion. Do I still tell the guy?
- Commented on I was raped by my boyfriend's friend. The friend is also a married man. I would like to tell my boyfriend, but I feel afraid & I'm unsure if I should. I also don't know how to find the right words every time I try. Should I say something or take this t
- Commented on Do You Have An Emotional Tampon, Ladies?
- Commented on Do You Have An Emotional Tampon, Ladies?
- Commented on What do men think about big-pussies?
- Commented on When should I tell a guy that I have a child?
- Commented on we've been dating for six years. he has never given me anything. he pays when we go out. i offer too. but he hasn't even given me a card. i cant stand it.
- Commented on GEEK QUESTION!!! Who's your favorite Robin? For that matter, who's your favorite Bat'?
- Commented on Mr. F. Guy - Sorry to be blunt but I just don't get this. Why do men like to eat pussy? Most of the guys I've dated went right there... once given the chance. Is there a real attraction to the thing or just a hope for like favors in return?
- Commented on GEEK QUESTION!!! Who's your favorite Robin? For that matter, who's your favorite Bat'?
- Commented on I have a gay buddy that I had invited to come visit over the Christmas holidays. Me, my boyfriend and my buddy were drinking that night. My boyfriend was in a blackout and went to bed with my gay buddy. He says he thought he was in bed with me. Do you thi
- Commented on Do guys really think about other women during sex? Why?
- Commented on Im currently "hanging out" with a married man. I know its wrong, his wife has caught him cheating three separate times and has never left, in fact she married the guy. I know he likes me but what do married men really think of the girl he's cheating with?
- Commented on Im currently "hanging out" with a married man. I know its wrong, his wife has caught him cheating three separate times and has never left, in fact she married the guy. I know he likes me but what do married men really think of the girl he's cheating with?
- Commented on My boyfriend of two years told another girl she was beautiful. But he did it on Facebook and I found out just by snooping around on his page. I confronted him about it and now he's mad at me because I'm making a big deal over something on Facebook. Should
- Commented on Sex with my partner is getting increasingly worse. He's more selfish, there's minimal foreplay, the cuddling has ceased, and I've never even had an orgasm. He's not my boyfriend so I'm not sure what to do. Talk to him or just stop having sex with him?
- Commented on Who's your most embarrassing crush? GuySpeak Group Question!
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- Commented on What kind of dirty talk do you like during sex?
- Commented on What kind of dirty talk do you like during sex?
- Commented on is it possibly to faint from orgasm? i've never experienced the big O, but was masturbating in the jacuzzi the other night and as things were getting super good i swear i blacked out for just a few seconds, when i came to, my fingers and toes were tinglin
- Commented on My bf is perfect. But a slight problem: he has never taken me out to eat (anywhere), has never offered to pay for anything (ever), and never gives me things. I always give him gifts and would LOVE if he would just once just OFFER to pay (not actually pay,
- Commented on Who started this site? How is it that you got this position as the Wise Ass?
- Commented on Who started this site? How is it that you got this position as the Wise Ass?
- Commented on I was diagnosed with herpes a month ago.We've been faithful and I told him right away, I was mortified.I'm the only girl he's ever slept with; I on the other hand kind of got around before we started dating. I feel so guilty now- I feel like I brought thi
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- Commented on Why would a guy chose masturbation if his woman is more than happy to be of service and available at the time? Is he just lazy or a boob?
- Commented on What does it mean when a guy leaves the bathroom door open when he pees?
- Commented on Who started this site? How is it that you got this position as the Wise Ass?
- Commented on Sex with my partner is getting increasingly worse. He's more selfish, there's minimal foreplay, the cuddling has ceased, and I've never even had an orgasm. He's not my boyfriend so I'm not sure what to do. Talk to him or just stop having sex with him?
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- Commented on How do you tell a man you have been dating he smells?
- Commented on I farted while I was sleeping over at a guys house for the 1st time. he hasn't called. Did my flatulence ruin our relationship?
- Commented on How big should a guy's you-know-what be? Serious question!
- Commented on How come the only guys who like me are stoners and perverts? Is it because I have huge breasts, or is it a personality flaw that I need to work on?
- Commented on What can I do to make him kiss me more?
- Commented on I recently had a threesome with a guy I am casually seeing and his ex-girlfriend. During the festivities I think they reached across me and high fived. This is not a good sign in it?
- Commented on Tickling: A Desparate Plea
- Commented on So, your answers...well, frankly, they suck. Why are you even on here???
- Commented on My boyfriend doesn't like The Notebook!!!!!! Now, you might say, "Congratulations, he is, in fact, a man," but he likes other chick flicks! I am appalled- The Notebook is way cuter than How to Lose a Guy! What is going on in that man's head????
- Commented on One morning I went to work without a bra and my nipples got hard through my white shirt. My boss stared and now he keeps coming onto me. Cool to date the boss or not?
- Commented on I recently had a threesome with a guy I am casually seeing and his ex-girlfriend. During the festivities I think they reached across me and high fived. This is not a good sign in it?
- Commented on I recently had a threesome with a guy I am casually seeing and his ex-girlfriend. During the festivities I think they reached across me and high fived. This is not a good sign in it?
- Commented on What do you do when you're out with your girlfriend at the restaurant an the server starts flirting with you in front of her, and you notice that your girlfriend doesn't like it. What should you do as a man to make your date comfortable?
- Commented on I ask this, Funny Guy, because you just bought a new bed and it seems topical. Cuddling positions in bed. IS there a way to do it without SOMEBODY'S arm going to sleep?
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- Commented on How do I help a guy fall out of love with me, aside from not hanging out anymore, but still maintaining a friendship?
- Commented on Oh, most highly exalted, breathtakingly charming Wise-Ass, do you believe a woman's hair can be too long? If so, at what point?
- Commented on I came home last night to find my boyfriend in bed with another hot dude. I did get angry and storm out to stay with a close friend. What should I do today and say to my boyfriend? I love him so but want to make him happy.
- Commented on Would a guy be intimidated or not even date a girl taller than him?
- Commented on Sorry to be explicit, but I can't get him to orgasm! Never had this problem before. I know it affects things, but...how much? Is this a real dealbreaker or is it okay that, except for the occasional pang of guilt, I'm not about to kill myself over it?
- Commented on Why do guys always have to make dating some kind of ridiculous game?
- Commented on Do guys ever think about the girls they've wronged? For instance: I was dating a guy for a couple of months, everything was great. It's been 3 weeks and bam, no communication, plans, texts, calls, zip. Do guys ever think of THAT?
- Commented on How often do guy's think about sex, when they are 15?
- Commented on Is it okay to try and slip a finger up my boyfriend's backdoor while fooling around?
- Commented on Do guys actually get paranoid about being a virgin's "first"?
- Commented on My boyfriend told me he had a dream he was having sex with a classmate of his. I asked him about it, even though I really didn't want to know. Then he told me! Why would he do that? Should I be worried about this girl?
- Commented on My boyfriend watches porn and lies about it. I've told him hundreds of times that I don't care that he watches porn and yet he STILL lies about it. Why?
- Commented on Do guys actually get paranoid about being a virgin's "first"?
- Commented on Is a smiley face a flirty jesture in a text?
- Commented on My boyfriend told me he had a dream he was having sex with a classmate of his. I asked him about it, even though I really didn't want to know. Then he told me! Why would he do that? Should I be worried about this girl?
- Commented on My boyfriend told me he had a dream he was having sex with a classmate of his. I asked him about it, even though I really didn't want to know. Then he told me! Why would he do that? Should I be worried about this girl?
- Commented on What if a guy stares at you, looks away, and then looks back and smiles?
- Commented on How do you deal with a boner in public?
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Shnon commented on
MM please help! I feel like my guy just isn't attracted to me at all. He can watch porn and cum in minutes but anytime we mess around/have sex it takes him ages- going on 45 mins+. Am I over exaggerating or is he just not into me?
Um, maybe tell your husband that?...
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whatislove commented on
MM please help! I feel like my guy just isn't attracted to me at all. He can watch porn and cum in minutes but anytime we mess around/have sex it takes him ages- going on 45 mins+. Am I over exaggerating or is he just not into me?
Actually, this used to happen the first couple of times whith my boyfriend, as well. I don't know how long you and your bf have been together, but I've found that with growing intimacy you learn what the other person needs, what feels good and what doesn't, and so on. While in the beginning my bf was taking waaayyy too long and it was truly uncomfortable, now it's just perfect. Maybe it's just that he thinks the longer he lasts, the more satisfied you'll be. Try to communicate with him with body language, and if all else fails tell him...
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Nicole commented on
MM please help! I feel like my guy just isn't attracted to me at all. He can watch porn and cum in minutes but anytime we mess around/have sex it takes him ages- going on 45 mins+. Am I over exaggerating or is he just not into me?
OMG Thank you! Was wondering same question (sort of). My guy thinks 30 mins is a "quickie" and regularly goes for hour plus romps with moves out of cirque de soleil. After reading some Cosmo crap that said premature ejaculation was actually a "compliment" and that guys who lasted so long weren't attracted to you made me have self doubt....
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bmaaxx commented on
MM please help! I feel like my guy just isn't attracted to me at all. He can watch porn and cum in minutes but anytime we mess around/have sex it takes him ages- going on 45 mins+. Am I over exaggerating or is he just not into me?
Then there's The Piledriver, the "slam, bam, bam, bam, bam... 45 minutes of bamming later, still no "thank you, ma'am." Believe me, you can't tell them anything, they're a machine, and it HURTS. One time, I had an apartment in an old house on the West Coast, landlord couple lived below me in the basement apartment. I was woken up around 3:00 or 4:00 a.m. and I thought there was an earthquake, literally the walls were shuddering and there was this constant, rythmic bamming going on and on and on. I finally figured out it was the guy above me...
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VX commented on
MM please help! I feel like my guy just isn't attracted to me at all. He can watch porn and cum in minutes but anytime we mess around/have sex it takes him ages- going on 45 mins+. Am I over exaggerating or is he just not into me?
Oh you get 45 min of IC and complain? Yes both sexes can get themselves off faster . You have to figure out what it is that is really bothering you. Yes his comments are a bit raw. That is enough to get him to change. Do you do kegals if one can hold a #2 pencil then one can be tight enough!. Yes that takes work and try Tantric sex that will make him appreciate the skills!...
