machinewoman
- Website: aroundthefur.tumblr.com/
- Who is your celebrity look alike?some say mindy khaling, some say alpana singh. i say, fuck off.
- Who is your celebrity crush?lady gaga
- If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?a coconut bra never seemed more appropriate. and probably tools. fire-making, hammery type tools.
- Name one food you hate:boogers. not sure what food group that's in though.
- How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?we don't speak, we smoke signal text.
- Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?i would love to watch the fictional character, dexter, cut up a steak. and aziz ansari so i can repeatedly tell him about how he looks like a combination of my brother and cousins. all of them.
- Boxers, briefs, or freeball?oh. this question is awkward for me.
- Dog, cat, neither?i like fish. they're really simple and easily replaceable.
- Name one magazine in your house right now:i would love to say cat fancy or diabetic dieting, but it's just esquire
- What’s your favorite quote?'ladies is pimps too'
- What is your favorite song?'bedtime story' by slick rick. if you really want me to pick.
- What’s your favorite movie of all time?fight club
- Do you text, email, or call?like i said, smoke signal text messenger
- If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?let's be real, i'd probably keep the money, put it in an envelope, and label it 'for booze and abortions.' so, probably a charity that performs abortions.
- How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?nope.
- If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?only if i can passive-aggressively instill body image issues while this activity takes place
- Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?i got a little baby brother who is like the child i never wanted or birthed.
- More about you?i love whiskey, dick jokes, burritos, online profiles, library cards, maps, polka dots, and lying. i don't like guys who call women 'females,' and gravity. especially that last one. that shit hurts.
- What is your Twitter username?machinewoman
- Your Astrological Sign:Scorpio
- What's your favorite sport?ribbon dancing
- What's your favorite professional sports team?white sox
- Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?i want to adopt a child from every country, line them up darkest to lightest, and call them my 'rainbow children.' that's not racist, right?
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- Commented on Would you consider becoming intimate with your best female friend?
- Commented on My crush is really into rap music, but I'm definitely more into the indie rock/alternative scene. I wanna make him a mixed tape (he always makes fun of my music). Do you have any suggestions for something we could both listen to?
- Commented on I'm 22 and my Mom is worried that I've only ever had relationships that last about six months. She fears I have commitment problems, but it's really just that I want to concentrate on my studies and my friends. Is this normal?
- Commented on I need some tips for flirting with a bartender. He has sleeves of tattoos and piercings but I'm a blond hair, blue eyed girl next door type. I don't think I'm his type... how can I possibly catch his interest?
- Commented on How To Land A Funny Guy (OR Keep One)
- Commented on 7 Guys You Should Resolve To Never Date In the New Year
- Commented on 7 Guys You Should Resolve To Never Date In the New Year
- Commented on My last boyfriend took two and a half years to tell me he was an infantilist, and his fantasy was to wear a diaper. Really. I am understandably wary of dating now. Is there any way to get guys to tell you sooner what they fantasize about?
- Commented on How do i get my boyfriend to stop asking for anal?
- Commented on This guy uses me as a booty call, but i really like him, so whenever he calls I go meet him. Should I play hard to get and stop answering his calls? He always avoids my questions about a relationship.
- Commented on I haven't really heard from this guy since Saturday night. I want to text him something witty and cute, just for him to know I'm still interested. What should I text without being annoying or creepy?
- Commented on I'm 24. I'm done meeting guys at bars. 10/10 times, it does not end classy. My hobbies: Theatre, fashion design. I meet lots of great guys. All gay. Friends suggest I go to book stores to meet smart guys, but I find it a difficult venue for conversation.
- Commented on Do guys get embarrassed if their girlfriends call them by "pet names" in front of their buddies?
- Commented on What do guys think of push-up bras?
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- Commented on There is a girl at my school who's obsessed with every single guy, including the guy I like (as in, facebook wall posts every two minutes). As far as I can tell he doesn't seem to be interested in her, but in general do guys like girls like this?
- Commented on Got any recommendations for a gay woman considering men?
- Commented on Believe What You See From Your Guy
- Commented on I hate, hate, hate receiving oral. It doesn't do a thing for me, but it seems men love to give it. I love to give oral, however. Should I just pretend I'm enjoying it and deal, or tell him his mouth is not allowed near my southern region?
- Commented on What if a guy stares at you, looks away, and then looks back and smiles?
- Commented on My fiance likes to "talk" during sex. Not dirty talk necessarily. I'm more quiet I guess but would like to be more vocal. I'm just so focused on making him feel good & what he's doing to make me feel good to come up with "talk." What do I do?
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- Commented on Do guys get turned off when a girl cracks dirty jokes?
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- Commented on Ode To A Used Tampon
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- Commented on How can i tell if a guy is gay?
- Commented on What are some new up and coming bands that the cool kids are listening to?
- Commented on What are some new up and coming bands that the cool kids are listening to?
- Commented on Swaim, I'm currently between boyfriends and trying to get a career off the ground. This makes dating hard. Should I just forget the whole "relationships" thing and become an ambition machine, or can I do both?
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- Commented on I'm 27, have had diverse lovers (age/experience) but never an orgasm during sex. Nothing physically wrong w/ me, just hasn't happened. I'm a faker (I know, no lecture necessary). Don't want to fake it anymore...Should I discuss it with my next lover?
- Commented on I love whiskey, tell dick jokes, and sometimes pay for dates. Often I'm smarter, wittier, and more honest than the (usually great) men I find, which leads them to feel insecure. How can I make men feel like men without giving up who I am?
- Commented on I want to get into online dating (cause the bar scene is lame near me). Can you tell me which dating site is the best one out there?
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- Commented on Hi, I'm a black woman who's open to dating all races. But I find it extra hard to figure out if non-black guys are interested. Are there any special "tactics" to use with guys of a different race to let them know they've got the green light.
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Rach commented on
I'm 24. I'm done meeting guys at bars. 10/10 times, it does not end classy. My hobbies: Theatre, fashion design. I meet lots of great guys. All gay. Friends suggest I go to book stores to meet smart guys, but I find it a difficult venue for conversation.
Ladies' vaginas don't get "lose" after having sex with multiple men. I mean really, girls who hop around from partner to partner are having the same AMOUNT of sex (maybe less if its only on weekends) as girls in relationships- just with more people... so I don't really understand how this fallacy got started. Regardless, its INCREDIBLY IGNORANT to think so. I myself don't have one-night stands but I do understand science. The only thing that can losen, and its minorly, the vagina is having a baby. Kegels help with that. Anyway, I do agree with your other suggestions for...
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Kimmy commented on
Believe What You See From Your Guy
Need i say more?No wonder you're a wise ass cary.lol. Its pretty much applicable. See,women more often than not finds it hard to decode a mans words.Great jo!....
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Miss M commented on
I'm 22 and my Mom is worried that I've only ever had relationships that last about six months. She fears I have commitment problems, but it's really just that I want to concentrate on my studies and my friends. Is this normal?
Amen to everyone above for the advice on "tuning your Mom out". I think it's genetically wired into all mothers, that they instantly want to see their daughters get married. They want to re-live their own marriage (or fantasies about marriage) by watching their daughter have a wonderful wedding. And of course they worry about you when you live all alone. I am glad I live 900 miles away from my mother! She's way involved in my sister's love life, because my sister lives closer to her. Of course my sister is OK with that, because it's always mom she's...
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Paste commented on
My crush is really into rap music, but I'm definitely more into the indie rock/alternative scene. I wanna make him a mixed tape (he always makes fun of my music). Do you have any suggestions for something we could both listen to?
Oh my. We are rather music compatible!...
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Amanda commented on
I'm 22 and my Mom is worried that I've only ever had relationships that last about six months. She fears I have commitment problems, but it's really just that I want to concentrate on my studies and my friends. Is this normal?
My mom died a while back, and even if she were still alive, she was pretty against any males.. Anyway, my sister-in-law's mother now acts like my new mother and whenever she can (especially if my sister-in-law is around) she'll attack me with what seems to be a million questions about my love life in a mere few seconds. Her rapidly asked questions, often echoed by her daughter: "Has he kissed you? He better not have. What's he waiting for? Is he gay? Do you wanna kiss him? What if he's a bad kisser? I think you've kissed him. Why...
