Michael Swaim

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• Posted The Funny Guy: There Can Be Only One to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted A Horrifying Evolution In Bathroom Etiquette to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted The Furniture Tipping Point to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted On Not Seeing Your Wife, Like, Ever to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted The Backrub: Flirting, Friendly, or Creepy? to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted What Your Significant Other Is Doing In The Bathroom For So Long to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted Tickling: A Desparate Plea to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted Thoughts Used To Push Myself Uphill (And The Immediate Physical Result) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “I'm travelling over 3,000 miles to visit my boyfriend (arriving on our 1st anniversary)! I can't wait to see him, 'cept his mother expects me to sleep in his sister's room! Claiming that we 'need our space'. What do we do?”
• Answered the question “How do I turn friends with benefits into more?”
• Answered the question “How much do guys actually listen to their mothers when picking a girl?”
• Posted “Nerf” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Making Movies is Bull$#!t to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “What does it mean when a guy says to you "I'm glad we can still be friends," and then never has any contact with you ever again?”
• Answered the question “I'm a lesbian, but sometimes I have sex with my guy friends just 'cause I don't care or I feel bad for them. My best friend recently admitted to having a "crush" on me. Should I stop sleeping with him?”
• Answered the question “Is it possible to be in love with someone but not know with who?”
• Answered the question “Have all you Guys actually met each other, or do you just read and answer questions from home, instead of at some 'Guyspeak HQ?' ”
• Answered the question “Do guys really make fun of other guys for being circumcised or not?”
• Answered the question “Do you think a boy still likes you even if he pretended he never asked you out?”
• Answered the question “How much grooming is required if you are meeting a girl just to "hang out"? Could you compare and contrast this with the amount of grooming needed for a formal date?”
• Posted “Retcon” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “What would be the best way to propose to someone? Something she would absolutely have to say yes to because it's just that good?”
• Answered the question “If you were a girl which panel member would you date?”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend of six months has an album on his Facebook page with pictures of his ex wife. He set it to private so only he can see them. Why would he still have it up there? ”
• Posted “Band Names” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “Why would you stand a woman up?”
• Answered the question “My crush at work is constantly making non-harmful jokes about everyone at work, so how will I know if he seriously likes me?”
• Posted “Mangina” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “My breasts are small AND uneven and they're seriously screwing with my confidence. I've never been far with a guy because I don't have the guts to take my bra off. Am I working myself up over nothing?”
• Answered the question “A good friend of mine kissed me with no warning whatsoever! I have a boyfriend that I am deeply in love with and I never want to hurt him! Even though I didn't consent to this kiss, I'm feeling really guilty about it. How do I tell my boyfriend that this ”
• Answered the question “Do guys like a girl that plays hard to get? I hate the games but it seems you can't date a guy these days without playing them in the beginning.”
• Answered the question “My hubby and I are pregnant with our first child, and he wants to be "down there" when our kid's born. The problem is, I really don't want him to be. (I'm afraid he'll not want to have sex again.) Is there some way I can tell him, and not upset him?”
• Answered the question “At what point did you realize you wanted to marry your wife?”
• Posted “The G-Unit” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Michael Ages Sixty Years In Five Paragraphs to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “I recently played in a golf tournament with an ex who's now married. He followed me around afterward, and when we chatted privately, said "I didn't and still don't know what to do." What does that mean? Soon after, I found out he and his wife are swingers”
• Answered the question “Funny Guy, I would love to get your take on the appeal of briefs. To me, they just kind of look like a man version of granny panties (which, lest I be called a hypocrite, I do not wear).”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend of four years dumped me. Days later, we met and as I cried, he hugged me, kissed my hands and cried too, said he was deeply sorry because he still cared about me, then took me for ice cream. Hope?”
• Answered the question “I'm going with some friends to an amusement park today and my crush is coming along. Any tips on how to get him to see me as more than a friend in a group setting?”
• Answered the question “This guy I knew in high school recently friended me on facebook. I kinda had a crush on him back then and now we're both single. Would it be creepy to start flirting with him via facebook?”
• Posted “The Underwear Rule” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted This Man's Mad for the Mad Men Women, Man! to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “I had a hot sex-in-the-stairwell date set up with FWB during my lunch hour today. It was his idea, then he bailed because he was "tired". Really?”
• Answered the question “Would you consider becoming intimate with your best female friend?”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend IM'd me, asking me to call him. I did, only to be ignored in favor of a game. Was I right to get mad at him for ignoring me when he asked me to call, or was that me just being a hard-ass bitch?”
• Answered the question “Do you think it's rather rude of a guy to let his petite girlfriend walk home alone late at night after they've been hanging out? I know it's not very "feminist" of me, but it just seems ungentlemanly!”
• Answered the question “I feel like my boyfriend might break up with me soon. I've heard that if this happens, I should calmly agree and go along with it, if I ever want to get him back. What do you think?”
• Posted “The Poodle Blues” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “Are guys intimidated by women with a little muscle? I compete in fitness competitions so I'm on the muscular side, and I can't get a guy! Any advice?”
• Answered the question “I have a thing for muscular men. Like really muscular. But, it seems that all of the men that are my type are egotistical, self-obsessed, and overall d-bags. Are there any men that are my type who don't belong on the Jersey Shore?”
• Answered the question “I recently went through a horrible break up (I had to file a domestic violence report), but not many people know about it, as I've gone through a lot to keep it under wraps for fear of looking weak. Now my ex is turning people against me. What do I do?”
• Answered the question “My ex lied about having a girlfriend just to get a reaction out of me. When I confronted him about it, he told me to "stay out of his life." All I did was speak my mind! Why would he do all that?”
• Answered the question “Why does my boyfriend's friend always suggest he hook up with an old girlfriend from junior high on Facebook?”
• Commented on Your Continuing Comedy Education: Jessica Hynes
• Answered the question “A friend recently admitted feelings for me. I don't feel that way about him, and he said he understood, but ever since he's been following me around like a puppy. How do I get him to back off without being rude?”
• Answered the question “Does a kiss on the cheek from a non-European guy friend mean anything?”
• Posted “Renaissance Woman” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “What do men think about a woman who has a belly button piercing? Do they think it's trashy or sexy?”
• Posted Your Continuing Comedy Education: Jessica Hynes to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “If a guy gave you his number, how often should you call him?”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend is very well off. We've been dating for a year and he's never let me pay for anything...ever. I insist, but he won't let it go. How can I show him I'm not broke!”
• Answered the question “I visited a friend who lives in Paris. I stayed at his house for two weeks and there was lots of flirting, hanging out, rough housing, cooking together, but no sex. We've sent gifts back and forth since I've been back. Is he interested?”
• Answered the question “Why doesn't a guy want to take a girl out anymore and pay? I've heard guys say that women have equal rights now or they don't want to feel like they are buying her.”
• Answered the question “If they had to pick one, would guys rather go for a girl with a drop dead gorgeous body or a drop dead gorgeous face?”
• Posted “Gun Rack” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “Do guys really feel less manly when a girl kicks their butt at a video game or a sport? If so, why is this?”
• Answered the question “I'm a pretty funny girl most of the time, but I have a hard time opening up and showing that side of me when I'm around men. How can I overcome shyness and show off my sense of humor?”
• Answered the question “I've been friends with this guy for two years. I'm very attracted to him, but he's married. He recently made a pass at me and we almost had sex, but called it quits before it went too far. Now he won't talk to me, Why?”
• Answered the question “I'm taking a guitar class, mostly guys, many of whom chat me up frequently. They're all great people that I'd gladly be friends with, but I'm not ready to date anyone at the moment. How can I slip this fact into conversation when they ask if I'm free late”
• Answered the question “My fiance is dead-set on getting a tattoo when we get married. He says he's doing it for me, but I don't like tattoos. Is it possible to talk him out of it, or do I need to let him do what he wants?”
• Posted “B-More, or Balmer” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “How do I act around my ex at work? Should I say hello?”
• Answered the question “I have always been taught that men love sex more than anything else. Therefore, I don't really believe a man is capable of loving a woman. I just believe he loves having sex with her. Am I completely wrong?”
• Answered the question “My friend's bf checks her phone logs, wants to know where she is every moment (with camera phone proof), and a bunch of other ridiculous stuff. She insists I "just don't know what he's been through." What should I say to her, if anything?”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend's been subtly leading some of our conversations towards my preferences on engagement (public or private, romantic or fun) for the past few weeks. We've talked casually about marriage since day one, but never engagement. How the hell do I stay”
• Posted “Ed Hardy Boyz” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Schadenfreude (or, I Hate Thomas Kinkade) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on My husband's been in Korea since July and is coming home on leave. He hasn't kept in touch with our friends and relatives, and I thought it would be nice to throw him a surprise party. However, he hasn't held our baby yet or spent time with me. Is the par
• Answered the question “My guy doesn't get hard when we make out. Does this mean he isn't that into me? Help!”
• Answered the question “My husband's been in Korea since July and is coming home on leave. He hasn't kept in touch with our friends and relatives, and I thought it would be nice to throw him a surprise party. However, he hasn't held our baby yet or spent time with me. Is the par”
• Answered the question “I love to have sex, but my boyfriend says I'm being a 'cocktease' when I fondle his parts where we can't get busy, like in a theater during previews. Yet he seems to enjoy it, and I love to touch his junk even if we can't do it right then. Should I stop?”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend and I both prefer the same side of the bed. It is maddening. Is there any solution?”
• Commented on If a girl is REALLY into arts and crafts and LOVES to make people personalized cards, will a guy think this is cute or that she's just some weird "art freak?"
• Answered the question “Why wouldn't a guy want to get into a girl's pants?”
• Posted “Anger Tango” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “How can I stop being viewed as innocent, stupid, naive?”
• Answered the question “A guy I work with invited me to a cookout at his house with his friends and a few of mine. He told someone he was interested in me, but this seems more like a 'friend' activity. Am I wrong or just being too analytical?”
• Answered the question “If a girl is REALLY into arts and crafts and LOVES to make people personalized cards, will a guy think this is cute or that she's just some weird "art freak?"”
• Answered the question “What do you do when you are in a relationship and sometimes get bored, but still like and care about the other person?”
• Posted “Splashback” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Lose Your Wingman, Get A Plant to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “Are low maintenance girls the equivalent of nice guys in the dating world? I am a low maintenance girl--short hair, simple clothes, little make-up--and for some reason I can't get a date.”
• Commented on Facial Hair (Or The Lack Thereof)
• Commented on Facial Hair (Or The Lack Thereof)
• Commented on Facial Hair (Or The Lack Thereof)
• Answered the question “Is there a difference between having sex and making love?”
• Answered the question “Last night while watching a movie my boyfriend of two weeks did some stuff with his hands to me and I didnt return the favor...should I feel bad? ”
• Commented on I was sexually assaulted at a young age, and am now 29. I've put it behind me, but when it comes to interacting with guys I freeze up. A million stupid things go through my head and everything stops being enjoyable. I really want to be intimate with my bf
• Commented on What is your opinion of grand romantic gestures?
• Commented on What is your opinion of grand romantic gestures?
• Commented on How do we get a stripper to have sex with us?
• Answered the question “It takes me a long time to warm up to strangers, and I get weirdly flippant when I'm nervous. Guys think I'm hilarious, but I feel like they know nothing about me. How can I stop making people laugh long enough for them to actually get to know me?”
• Answered the question “What is your opinion of grand romantic gestures?”
• Commented on I've been having a webcam ''affair'' for about two weeks now: sex shows and talk. We're both in relationships, but I think I'm falling for him. He lives twenty hours away (by car). Should I make plans to meet him, or stop this now?
• Posted “Justifiable Homicide” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Absence, Heart, Fondness: Advice For The Long-Term to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “I was sexually assaulted at a young age, and am now 29. I've put it behind me, but when it comes to interacting with guys I freeze up. A million stupid things go through my head and everything stops being enjoyable. I really want to be intimate with my bf”
• Answered the question “How do we get a stripper to have sex with us?”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend likes to explore the nether-lands. I'll kneel over to get something while in bed naked, and he'll ask me to stay like that as he looks at and fiddles with my lady parts for a minute. I think it's funny that he looks like such a chimpanzee, bu”
• Answered the question “I've been having a webcam ''affair'' for about two weeks now: sex shows and talk. We're both in relationships, but I think I'm falling for him. He lives twenty hours away (by car). Should I make plans to meet him, or stop this now? ”
• Answered the question “Why doesn't a guy like it when one of his friends dates his sister? Please enlighten me!”
• Posted “Denny's Effect” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Facial Hair (Or The Lack Thereof) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “I'm worried my boobs aren't perky enough without a bra...do guys have major expectations that our chests look the same with a bra as without?”
• Commented on The Backrub: Flirting, Friendly, or Creepy?
• Commented on The Backrub: Flirting, Friendly, or Creepy?
• Commented on The Backrub: Flirting, Friendly, or Creepy?
• Answered the question “I have an unusual amount of dampness down south, and get excited very easily. How much does this gross a guy out?”
• Answered the question “Do guys like it when girls text or call "for no reason?" I hate to call or text unless I have a reason, but my friends say if I don't call a guy he will think I'm not into him. Really, I just like to wait for them to call me.”
• Commented on Why would a guy act like he is interested for a while, then back off suddenly for seemingly no reason?
• Posted “Camel Toe” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “Why would a guy act like he is interested for a while, then back off suddenly for seemingly no reason?”
• Answered the question “What do guys have against short hair on girls? Especially when most guys complain all the time about how long it takes for girls to get ready - short hair cuts that time down by a lot.”
• Posted I'd Rather Be Hunting Mammoth to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “My fiance wants a small wedding, but I have a VERY large family. My idea of compromise is bringing it from 200 down to 150, while he considers 40 guests to be generous since he would prefer a courtroom affair. What to do?”
• Answered the question “Is it okay to flirt with guys just for fun or is that considered being a tease?”
• Answered the question “What's more important to you when pursuing the opposite sex? A pretty mouth or a nice personality.”
• Answered the question “Do men seriously fall in love, or is it just some fantasy women have?”
• Answered the question “When is too soon to make a move?”
• Posted “Milkshake” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted “Fartiquette” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on How many dicks can you fit in your mouth at one time?
• Commented on we went to the mall and he went to buy food....he didn't offer me anything then just ate in front of my face. he said he only had $5, but still.
• Answered the question “I am a younger woman (but over 18) and I met this guy a couple years ago. We had a great connection, met up and talked twice...problem is, he is kinda famous. I'm going to see him again soon and hope he remembers me. My question is: How do I seduce a cele”
• Answered the question “When a guy says he thinks "he's becoming addicted to you" and looks at you with soft eyes, does he really mean it? I've been hurt in previous relationships, and I really want to give this one a good try. Can guys say something like that without meaning i”
• Commented on Do guys get turned on when girls cry?
• Commented on If a guy is constantly trying to tickle you, does it mean he likes you?
• Commented on Do guys get turned on when girls cry?
• Commented on How many dicks can you fit in your mouth at one time?
• Answered the question “Do guys get turned on when girls cry?”
• Answered the question “we went to the mall and he went to buy food....he didn't offer me anything then just ate in front of my face. he said he only had $5, but still.”
• Answered the question “How many dicks can you fit in your mouth at one time?”
• Posted “Buddycall” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on Bad oral sex, bad husbands & bad girls: GuySpeak's Best of the Week!
• Posted Sandra Bullock's Public Shaming (No, Not That One) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “Why do guys sniff girls' hair?”
• Answered the question “If a guy is constantly trying to tickle you, does it mean he likes you?”
• Commented on Why would a man say flowers are a waste of money?
• Commented on What does it mean when guy asks a girl to meet up for drinks. Why not just ask her to dinner for their first date?
• Answered the question “Um, hope this isn't too weird. But what do guys think of nipples? Do they care about color, shape, size? Do they even think about it all?”
• Answered the question “What does it mean when guy asks a girl to meet up for drinks. Why not just ask her to dinner for their first date?”
• Posted “Ladychub” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Why Technology Advances (AKA Pornography) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted Why Technology Advances (AKA Pornography) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “Why would a man say flowers are a waste of money?”
• Answered the question “Why does the guy I'm dating shut down and give up after an argument?”
• Answered the question “What's a good way (word for word) to ask a guy what we are without actually asking "what are we?" I don't want to scare him off.”
• Answered the question “Do guys like three-ways?”
• Answered the question “Why are men commitment-phobes?”
• Posted “Shower” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Prepare To Be OWN'd By Oprah to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on Is Google Stalking a Guy Wrong?
• Answered the question “If a girl ask a guy out and he doesn't give you an answer, is it a good sign or a bad sign?”
• Answered the question “So I am in a relationship, but what do I do about a good guy friend who wants to be more than just friends with me and I don't want to hurt his feelings by telling him I am with someone already?”
• Answered the question “I want to have a threesome with two guys, one being my Husband and the other most likely an escort (I'm very good at separating love from sex). I love married life and this is just a fantasy of mine. What do you think? My Husband is like, okay with it. ”
• Answered the question “Do guys like to cuddle or do they do it because they think their girlfriends want them to?”
• Answered the question “Is it hard to play sports or do active things with all your "junk" down there? It seems like it would always be getting in the way.”
• Posted “Taco Night” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on So, my fiance has admitted to having some mentally-based fetish about getting head. However, I have yet to find anything in existence that disgusts me more. He tastes horrible, not to mention is rather erm.. endowed, so it really hurts my jaw. Is there so
• Posted From The "Not A Joke" Files: Japan Releases Rape-Based Video Game to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on So, my fiance has admitted to having some mentally-based fetish about getting head. However, I have yet to find anything in existence that disgusts me more. He tastes horrible, not to mention is rather erm.. endowed, so it really hurts my jaw. Is there so
• Commented on So, my fiance has admitted to having some mentally-based fetish about getting head. However, I have yet to find anything in existence that disgusts me more. He tastes horrible, not to mention is rather erm.. endowed, so it really hurts my jaw. Is there so
• Answered the question “Why can't guys try to find out what's wrong instead of leaving the girl alone? It's obvious something's wrong when they say "nothing's wrong." Why don't guys try? ”
• Answered the question “So, my fiance has admitted to having some mentally-based fetish about getting head. However, I have yet to find anything in existence that disgusts me more. He tastes horrible, not to mention is rather erm.. endowed, so it really hurts my jaw. Is there so”
• Commented on Why is it that after you orgasm you have to pee really bad?
• Commented on Do you really prefer me to swallow?
• Commented on Why is it that after you orgasm you have to pee really bad?
• Answered the question “I'm bi, which my fiancee is aware of. Actually, he's one of the only males I (can) find attractive. Should I be worried about hurting his feelings if I talk about how hot other girls are?”
• Commented on Is it my right as a woman to train my boyfriend to treat me how I want to be treated? He is amazing in SO many ways, but he has a temper and likes to say "fuck you" and I want it to stop.
• Answered the question “Is it my right as a woman to train my boyfriend to treat me how I want to be treated? He is amazing in SO many ways, but he has a temper and likes to say "fuck you" and I want it to stop.”
• Answered the question “Why is it that after you orgasm you have to pee really bad?”
• Posted “Zone” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted High Fidelity, or My Brain Won't Give Me Sex Anymore to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “If a guy wants to sleep with you on the first date, does that mean he doesn't want a real relationship with you and just wants sex?”
• Posted GuySpeak vs. LemonDrop: Getting A Guy To Take The Hint You're Not Interested to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “Do you really prefer me to swallow?”
• Answered the question “Is every guy 'attainable'? My friend says that everyone is in the same league and everyone is attainable. Do you think this is true?”
• Answered the question “Does doing sexual things with a girl when you're not going out make you like them more or less?”
• Answered the question “I have really been pursuing this guy and he does not seem to be catching on to my hints. What can I do so he gets the hint?”
• Posted “The Free Buffet” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “I'm getting married in 5 months and I really would like to know if he's ready to make that commitment. How can I know for sure? What should I ask?”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend occasionally goes to strip clubs, and I don't get it. Why would a guy choose to throw money at a naked girl when he has one in his bed every night for free? Can I tell him that I am uncomfortable without seeming controlling? ”
• Commented on What do you think of tall women dating shorter guys?
• Commented on Up In The Air! It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's My Abusive Ex-Boyfriend!
• Commented on Up In The Air! It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's My Abusive Ex-Boyfriend!
• Answered the question “How do guys really feel about makeup?”
• Posted Up In The Air! It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's My Abusive Ex-Boyfriend! to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “I'm 20, bisexual and technically a virgin. One of my guy friends is interested in me and has told me so. Although I like him too, I'm scared that later on in the posited relationship I will feel like I'm missing something (that is to say, sex with women).”
• Posted “Double Tap” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “What do you think of tall women dating shorter guys?”
• Answered the question “I have a friend whose ex (they broke up about a year ago) is into me. Can I go out with him? She and I aren't like best friends or anything, just friends.”
• Answered the question “What do men think about during sex?”
• Answered the question “Is hair leg gross to guys?”
• Answered the question “What do I do if I'm the only sober one in a hot tub with three other people who are ready to start an orgy? Help!”
• Posted “Cartini” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted The Oscars: Decidedly Unfunny to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “When performing oral sex on a man, do they like it when their anus is massaged?”
• Commented on So, my boyfriend of a year asks me for oral sex daily, and today I obliged, but he wouldn't kiss me afterward because he says it's "gross" and "that's how people get sick." He didn't finish in my mouth and I know he doesn't have any STDs, so what exactly
• Answered the question “So, my boyfriend of a year asks me for oral sex daily, and today I obliged, but he wouldn't kiss me afterward because he says it's "gross" and "that's how people get sick." He didn't finish in my mouth and I know he doesn't have any STDs, so what exactly ”
• Answered the question “What makes a guy cheat? If my boyfriend and I argue a lot, do you think that will make him cheat?”
• Commented on Woome: Chat Roulette For People Who Like Pepsi
• Answered the question “I accidentally slept with both of my husband's twin brothers (they are identical triplets). Does this count as cheating?”
• Answered the question “I'm 22 and my Mom is worried that I've only ever had relationships that last about six months. She fears I have commitment problems, but it's really just that I want to concentrate on my studies and my friends. Is this normal?”
• Posted “Banana Hammock” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Woome: Chat Roulette For People Who Like Pepsi to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on What do guys think about a girl who plays the piano?
• Answered the question “How long does a guy need to date before he commits? All I am asking is for an engament.”
• Answered the question “I'm a divorced woman. I have a male friend that I am very attracted to, also divorced. He does not want commitment right now, and I'm okay with that. I want to be intimate with him, but can find no classy way to ask and remain friends. How do I make a mo”
• Commented on What To Get Your Man For Valentine's Day (As If It Weren't Obvious)
• Commented on I've been dating a guy for a year and a half. We enjoy each others' company, but I've never met his family or friends. I've asked to, but he just smiles. I've suggested we end the relationship, but I get soft-hearted when he says "no" to this idea. What d
• Commented on Is being called {wifey} a good thing?
• Answered the question “Is being called {wifey} a good thing?”
• Answered the question “What is the deal with men's body wash? The scent is always way too strong and much harsher than women's body wash. Do guys really like smelling like car fresheners?”
• Answered the question “I've been having bad dreams about my boyfriend almost every night, always of him not being in love with me or falling in love with other girls. Recently, he told me he doesn't see a future with me, but doesn't want to break up. What should I do?”
• Posted Gareth Pugh: The Reason Guys Hate Fashion to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted “Manscaping” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on I've been in a long distance relationship for two years now, and hadn't seen my guy in about a month. We finally got some time alone and I tried to get something started, and he stopped me. Should I be worried?
• Answered the question “What's a nice way to tell my boyfriend that he needs to "manscape?" I mean, I keep mine clean shaven; the least he could do is trim it up a bit, right?”
• Commented on Female pubic hair...yay or nay?
• Answered the question “I've been in a long distance relationship for two years now, and hadn't seen my guy in about a month. We finally got some time alone and I tried to get something started, and he stopped me. Should I be worried?”
• Answered the question “What do guys think about a girl who plays the piano?”
• Answered the question “My boyfriend doesn't like kissing me and I LOVE to kiss. In my last relationship, we kissed a lot; my new guy and I kiss about once a week. How do I get him to enjoy it?”
• Answered the question “Female pubic hair...yay or nay?”
• Posted What NOT To Get For Valentine's Day to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on I'm a woman moving in with six of my best guy friends. How do I survive?
• Commented on What To Get Your Man For Valentine's Day (As If It Weren't Obvious)
• Posted What To Get Your Man For Valentine's Day (As If It Weren't Obvious) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted “Red Ring of Death” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on Valentine's Day Gifts For the Geek (and Non-Geek) In Your Life
• Commented on Why Men Should Thank The Heavens For Valentine's Day.
• Answered the question “My boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he "felt differently about us." We have been apart for six months and we still talk. All of a sudden, he cut off all communication with me. Why!?”
• Answered the question “Will my boyfriend ever stop playing Xbox? Am I wrong to be mad at him if I'm over and he decides to turn it on?”
• Commented on How do I convince my bf that I really don't want anything for Valentine's Day? He thinks I'm just saying it, and I'm afraid he's going to waste money on flowers or candy, which I honestly don't want.
• Answered the question “How do I convince my bf that I really don't want anything for Valentine's Day? He thinks I'm just saying it, and I'm afraid he's going to waste money on flowers or candy, which I honestly don't want.”
• Answered the question “How do you like your blow jobs?”
• Answered the question “I'm a woman moving in with six of my best guy friends. How do I survive?”
• Posted “Balla Colla (AKA The Tri-Pop)” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted A Superbowl Guide For The Football-Ignorant (By The Football-Ignorant) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on I'm normally a confident person, but when it comes to attracting the attention of a guy, my confidence just leaves me altogether. What should I do to help boost my confidence around guys?
• Answered the question “I'm normally a confident person, but when it comes to attracting the attention of a guy, my confidence just leaves me altogether. What should I do to help boost my confidence around guys?”
• Commented on Do you like Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez?
• Answered the question “Do you like Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez?”
• Answered the question “Why can't guys understand that just because you're a single gal doesn't mean you want to date, and why do they always follow it up with "so you must me a lesbian then?"”
• Answered the question “Do guys wipe their penises off with tissue after they pee? I know there's a "shakedown" but isn't that unsanitary?”
• Answered the question “My girlfriend wants to do some of the things she read in Cosmo, but they are pretty messed up. Should I try them just to make her happy? Those people at Cosmo are some sick f***s.”
• Posted “The Rhythm Method” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on The Least Awful Thing About Stupid, Smelly Girls (A Letter From Michael's Eight-Year-Old Self)
• Commented on The Least Awful Thing About Stupid, Smelly Girls (A Letter From Michael's Eight-Year-Old Self)
• Posted The Least Awful Thing About Stupid, Smelly Girls (A Letter From Michael's Eight-Year-Old Self) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “What is the most awkward thing about being a guy?”
• Commented on One Thing I Love About Women (Hint: It Smells Like Fruit)
• Commented on My friend died a year ago this month, and now his once girlfriend has started to date his best friend. Is this wrong of them?
• Answered the question “Is it true that guys can really "turn off their brains" and think about nothing?”
• Answered the question “My friend died a year ago this month, and now his once girlfriend has started to date his best friend. Is this wrong of them?”
• Commented on My boyfriend is a very funny man, but for some reason he has been very quiet around me. Why is this?
• Answered the question “My boyfriend is a very funny man, but for some reason he has been very quiet around me. Why is this?”
• Answered the question “I've been dating a guy for a year and a half. We enjoy each others' company, but I've never met his family or friends. I've asked to, but he just smiles. I've suggested we end the relationship, but I get soft-hearted when he says "no" to this idea. What d”
• Posted “Batman” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on How To Land A Funny Guy (OR Keep One)
• Commented on How To Land A Funny Guy (OR Keep One)
• Posted How To Land A Funny Guy (OR Keep One) to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “Is it okay to keep having sex with your ex on occasion, if the relationship ended on good terms?”
• Answered the question “A lot of women tend to get haircuts after breakups, whether consciously or not. Do men have any techniques like that for coping with a breakup?”
• Answered the question “What is up with a guys' fascination with hickeys? The guy I am seeing gave me one on my...ahem...boob and wanted to give me one on my other (of course I said no). Why does he love them so?”
• Answered the question “I want/need anal in our sex life. My boyfriend will not go there. Is it a lost cause he will come around?”
• Posted “Pringles” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Strong Enough For A Man, Not Strong Enough For A Woman to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “My ex says he wants to be friends, and then accuses me of dating his friends and gets mad. Yes, we share mutual friends, but I'm not dating any of them. What is his deal? ”
• Commented on My Deepest, Darkest Secret
• Answered the question “My bf is always complaining because I have small boobs. Should I just give up and get the damn surgery?”
• Answered the question “I can't stand my boyfriend's mom! She's controlling and wants her "babies" near her at all times. Will my boyfriend ever cut the chord or am I screwed for eternity?”
• Commented on How do I get my husband to agree to a 3-some with another woman?
• Commented on Horseback riding can wear at a girl's vagina after many years. I'm a virgin, and I'm worried my boyfriend won't believe me...do guys notice/care about an intact hymen?
• Answered the question “Is it true that a guy's pupils will dilate if he likes you?”
• Commented on My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and he asked me how it was...being put on the spot like that, I told him it was great. It wasnt. How can I give him pointers without hurting his feelings?
• Answered the question “Horseback riding can wear at a girl's vagina after many years. I'm a virgin, and I'm worried my boyfriend won't believe me...do guys notice/care about an intact hymen?”
• Answered the question “A guy I'm seeing recently got out of jail, and is starting to get his life back together. We see each other once in a while and have a great time, but he says he wants to focus on starting his life again and not get "distracted by relationships." What's y”
• Commented on On Obama's Inevitable Drunken Burger Video
• Posted New Years' Resolutions: What's Left to the Guyspeak Blog
• Posted “S'morgasm” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and he asked me how it was...being put on the spot like that, I told him it was great. It wasnt. How can I give him pointers without hurting his feelings?”
• Answered the question “How can I encourage my boyfriend to go back to college?”
• Answered the question “I'm tired of cleaning up after my man. We live together, and sometimes I feel more like his mom than his girlfriend.”
• Commented on What do you do if you're Thirteen and haven't had your first kiss?
• Answered the question “This is my first time giving a guy a blow job...how should I start?”
• Answered the question “What do you do if you're Thirteen and haven't had your first kiss?”
• Posted “The Edge” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted "Of Mila and Milla," Or, "A Love That Was Never Meant To Be" to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “How important is a good handjob to a guy?”
• Posted “Dutch, Going” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “I think my husband is bi or gay. He watches gay porn all the time; I find it on his computer. Are married men also gay?”
• Answered the question “What kind of underwear do men prefer?”
• Answered the question “I'm kind of seeing this guy, but right now were at the "friends" stage, and have been at the "friends" stage for about 6 months. How do I get him to move from just friends to a relationship?”
• Answered the question “My last boyfriend took two and a half years to tell me he was an infantilist, and his fantasy was to wear a diaper. Really. I am understandably wary of dating now. Is there any way to get guys to tell you sooner what they fantasize about?”
• Commented on What is your least favorite thing about women?
• Commented on What is your least favorite thing about women?
• Answered the question “What is your least favorite thing about women?”
• Answered the question “What do guys think if you tell them you're a virgin (and it's the truth) after dating a bit. Will they run away because you're a "prude," or are they willing to stick it out?”
• Posted “"The Sock"” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted Handy Tips For A Recession-Proof Christmas to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on How do you know whether your significant other is "the one?" Is not being 100% sure a sign that they aren't?
• Answered the question “How do you know whether your significant other is "the one?" Is not being 100% sure a sign that they aren't?”
• Answered the question “I ask this, Funny Guy, because you just bought a new bed and it seems topical. Cuddling positions in bed. IS there a way to do it without SOMEBODY'S arm going to sleep?”
• Commented on I'm 24. I'm done meeting guys at bars. 10/10 times, it does not end classy. My hobbies: Theatre, fashion design. I meet lots of great guys. All gay. Friends suggest I go to book stores to meet smart guys, but I find it a difficult venue for conversation.
• Commented on I'm 24. I'm done meeting guys at bars. 10/10 times, it does not end classy. My hobbies: Theatre, fashion design. I meet lots of great guys. All gay. Friends suggest I go to book stores to meet smart guys, but I find it a difficult venue for conversation.
• Commented on I keep pointing out the flaws in my body, but my boyfriend keeps telling me he's hot for me anyway. I really want to believe him. Is it true?
• Commented on I haven't really heard from this guy since Saturday night. I want to text him something witty and cute, just for him to know I'm still interested. What should I text without being annoying or creepy?
• Commented on I haven't really heard from this guy since Saturday night. I want to text him something witty and cute, just for him to know I'm still interested. What should I text without being annoying or creepy?
• Answered the question “What does it mean when a guy tells you that the problem isn't you, it's him.”
• Answered the question “I'm 24. I'm done meeting guys at bars. 10/10 times, it does not end classy. My hobbies: Theatre, fashion design. I meet lots of great guys. All gay. Friends suggest I go to book stores to meet smart guys, but I find it a difficult venue for conversation.”
• Answered the question “I haven't really heard from this guy since Saturday night. I want to text him something witty and cute, just for him to know I'm still interested. What should I text without being annoying or creepy?”
• Commented on On Sleeping In A Giant's Bed
• Commented on The Chic Geek's Geektastic Must Have Holiday Gift Guide
• Commented on On Sleeping In A Giant's Bed
• Posted “Cowgirl Up” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on On Sleeping In A Giant's Bed
• Posted On Sleeping In A Giant's Bed to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “The best friend of the guy that I really like asked me if I'm into his friend. Should I tell him that I am, or keep it to myself? I'm afraid he'll tell the guy I like and then ruin everything.”
• Commented on Would you say it's EVER a good idea to begin a new relationship with someone who has just ended a very long, complicated previous relationship? This is assuming you haven't been friends for very long to begin with.
• Commented on Would you say it's EVER a good idea to begin a new relationship with someone who has just ended a very long, complicated previous relationship? This is assuming you haven't been friends for very long to begin with.
• Commented on The Funny Guy's Holiday Gift Guide Informatioganza!
• Answered the question “Would you say it's EVER a good idea to begin a new relationship with someone who has just ended a very long, complicated previous relationship? This is assuming you haven't been friends for very long to begin with.”
• Commented on The Funny Guy's Holiday Gift Guide Informatioganza!
• Commented on Is it okay to try and slip a finger up my boyfriend's backdoor while fooling around?
• Commented on The Funny Guy's Holiday Gift Guide Informatioganza!
• Posted “PDA” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “Do guys get embarrassed if their girlfriends call them by "pet names" in front of their buddies?”
• Commented on Is it okay to try and slip a finger up my boyfriend's backdoor while fooling around?
• Posted The Funny Guy's Holiday Gift Guide Informatioganza! to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “Is it okay to try and slip a finger up my boyfriend's backdoor while fooling around?”
• Commented on 10 Things I Learned From China's Coverage Of The Tiger Woods Crash
• Commented on 10 Things I Learned From China's Coverage Of The Tiger Woods Crash
• Posted “O.P.P.” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Posted 10 Things I Learned From China's Coverage Of The Tiger Woods Crash to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on I absolutely hate rubbing lotion on my boyfriend's back and he always gets upset that I refuse to do it. But just yesterday his roommate rubbed lotion on my bf's back right in front of me. It totally looked gay and I felt uncomfortable. Is this normal?
• Answered the question “My boyfriend told me he had a dream he was having sex with a classmate of his. I asked him about it, even though I really didn't want to know. Then he told me! Why would he do that? Should I be worried about this girl?”
• Answered the question “I am married and have been with my husband for seven years (married for three). I miss the fire he used to give out when we first met. How can I get that back? Or am I ever gonna get him to romance me again?”
• Commented on Cats, My Number One Dealbreaker
• Commented on My boyfriend wants to have anal sex, but I absolutely HATE it. We've tried it before and he knows I don't like it, but he still tries anyway and gets mad when I refuse. Is this weird? How do I make him stop trying?
• Answered the question “Is it right for the girl to make the moves? I kissed him first, and even though I wanted to wait, I didn't. Now I'm thinking that one kiss (that lead to others) ruined things.”
• Posted “Turkey Day-ja Vu” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on There is a girl at my school who's obsessed with every single guy, including the guy I like (as in, facebook wall posts every two minutes). As far as I can tell he doesn't seem to be interested in her, but in general do guys like girls like this?
• Answered the question “I want a baby badly with my boyfriend but he insists we should get married first. I cannot wait. Should I wait longer or find someone else who can give me what I want?”
• Answered the question “There is a girl at my school who's obsessed with every single guy, including the guy I like (as in, facebook wall posts every two minutes). As far as I can tell he doesn't seem to be interested in her, but in general do guys like girls like this?”
• Commented on So You're Fat
• Commented on So You're Fat
• Posted So You're Fat to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “My boyfriend wants me to get breast implants but I don't want to; what should I do?”
• Answered the question “I asked my boyfriend of 2 months why he doesnt like hanging out over at my house (I live with my parents), and he said he's "in his element" at his house and doesn't like being out of it! What?! Help!”
• Commented on Do all men masturbate?
• Commented on Believe What You See From Your Guy
• Commented on My fiance likes to "talk" during sex. Not dirty talk necessarily. I'm more quiet I guess but would like to be more vocal. I'm just so focused on making him feel good & what he's doing to make me feel good to come up with "talk." What do I do?
• Commented on I've been dating this guy for about two months. He said something strange the other day when we were talking about being exclusive. He said he's not into labels. What exactly does this mean?
• Commented on My bf and I have been dating for 2 months and it is going well. He recently went on vacation and has not called/contacted me since he has been gone. He is only on vaca in FL and I know for a fact that he has nationwide long distance. What's the deal?
• Commented on Ode To A Used Tampon
• Answered the question “Do all men masturbate?”
• Answered the question “Let's say you're dating a woman in her mid 20's, and when it's finally time to take things to the next level, she tells you she's a virgin, and that you'd be her first. Would this make you uncomfortable, or would you like the idea of being the "first"?”
• Answered the question “What if a guy stares at you, looks away, and then looks back and smiles?”
• Commented on Do guys get turned off when a girl cracks dirty jokes?
• Commented on Twilight Saga: Girl Love?
• Commented on Why does is seem like all men have a former girlfriend in the their lives as a "best friend"? I find this ridiculous. How can a guy have such a close friendship with someone he's been in a relationship with and not have romantic feelings for her?
• Commented on I absolutely HATE giving blowjobs. I feel like they are so humiliating and I am completely self-conscious when I try to do it. Is this a total deal breaker for a guy?
• Commented on How shallow are men? Seems like every time i go to a bar, all i see are good looking men hitting on skinny blond girls. there has to be men out there that like brunettes right?
• Commented on What's the difference between "hot" and "beautiful"?
• Answered the question “Do guys get turned off when a girl cracks dirty jokes?”
• Answered the question “I've been with my boyfriend for 7.5 years and he swears I'm the one. He doesn't believe in marriage, but I find myself wanting to take the plunge. Do I give up my dream or hold out hope that he'll change his mind?”
• Answered the question “How can I get my girlfriend to watch zombie movies with me?”
• Posted “Ass Man” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on Oh Internet Women, Why Do You Love Me So?
• Posted Oh Internet Women, Why Do You Love Me So? to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on Is a girl who is cute but likes comic books, football, and Will Ferrell always destined to be stuck in the friend zone?
• Answered the question “Is a girl who is cute but likes comic books, football, and Will Ferrell always destined to be stuck in the friend zone?”
• Commented on Do men like clingy girls?
• Commented on My boyfriend of one year and I are graduating college in May. I want us to move in together...how do I bring this topic up without freaking him out?
• Answered the question “Do men like clingy girls?”
• Commented on My boyfriend of one year and I are graduating college in May. I want us to move in together...how do I bring this topic up without freaking him out?
• Commented on I want to apologize to an ex I left during at her lowest. Problem is, it's been 8 years, and we haven't talked since. Should I just leave this in the past, or try and "clear the air" so to speak?
• Answered the question “My boyfriend of one year and I are graduating college in May. I want us to move in together...how do I bring this topic up without freaking him out?”
• Commented on Is a smiley face a flirty jesture in a text?
• Commented on Ok, so I saw this movie "He's not that into you" and it really opened my eyes about a lot of stuff, but now I want to know how do you guys act if you are really into a girl? How can we know?
• Commented on Don't Order That Salad!
• Commented on How big does my mouth have to be before guys will be attracted to me?
• Commented on After a few years in a relationship how do you keep your boyfriend interested? How do you get that spark back from the first year of dating?
• Commented on What's with the sudden mainstream obsession with (Hetero) anal? Seemed like a kinky fetish before, and is now touted as a common couple indulgence. Half the girls I know have 'gone there' (even while hating it) to please their men. What gives?
• Commented on What is it with men not looking me in the eye when I'm talking to them? Really, what I'm asking here, Wise-Ass, is for you to explain men's seemingly primal fascination with breasts.
• Answered the question “I've been hooking up with a guy several times a month, but it only happens once a week or once every two weeks, even though I see him every day. Whenever he's with his brother, he ignores me. Why?”
• Commented on I'm 18, and my boyfriend is 22 and in college. We are in love. He wants me to move in with him and have his child. Help. What do I do?
• Commented on Why does my husband REFUSE to take me to the new twilight movie even though he knows it will make me happy?
• Commented on I love my boyfriend but I'm also attracted to his roommate/friend. No, I don't want to know if this is okay, I'm well aware that I should ignore said feelings but my real question is: How do I get him to make a move on me?
• Commented on After 3 months, my friend's guy told her he didn't want a title on their relationship because he wanted to "keep an illusion of separation." What does that even mean?! He's been puttin in all the effort as a boyfriend, but doesn't want to be called one.
• Commented on My boyfriend of three years keeps promising he'll stop lying to me and sneaking around behind my back. He hasn't. I keep giving him chance after chance but I get nothing. Will he ever stop disregarding my feelings and hurting me?
• Posted “Friend Zone” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on I'm 18, and my boyfriend is 22 and in college. We are in love. He wants me to move in with him and have his child. Help. What do I do?
• Posted “Booty Call Zone” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “I'm 18, and my boyfriend is 22 and in college. We are in love. He wants me to move in with him and have his child. Help. What do I do?”
• Commented on Ode To A Used Tampon
• Commented on I'm kind of geeky, but i have this crush on a popular guy in school. He talks to me a lot, but i don't know if he likes me. (I know, I know, not another teen movie!) How do know?
• Commented on If a guy talks to you all the time and then just stops does that mean he doesn't like you no more?
• Posted “Game Fuel” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on Do Guys Like Skinny Jeans on Women?
• Commented on I finally met this guy my friend wanted to set me up with. But at her party, he joked around w/ everyone but me. Later he facebook friended me and now is always the first to comment on my posts. Could this mean he likes me? He's def a gamer/dorky.
• Commented on I loved a real jerk for six years, two years ago he gets all drunk and handsy with me and I freaked out (I was passed out...). We had a huge falling out. FFW to the present, we are emailing now, he seems to have changed. Should I run for the hills?
• Commented on Why do guys go to strip clubs if they are happy with you and your relationship?
• Commented on Ode To A Used Tampon
• Commented on Ode To A Used Tampon
• Posted Ode To A Used Tampon to the Guyspeak Blog
• Answered the question “A guy I really want to go out with makes fun of me, calls me fat and says my hair looks funny. Everyone says he likes me; why is he so mean to me?”
• Commented on Phone Apps Can Prevent Drunk Dialing. Should Facebook Be Next?
• Commented on I've been seeing this guy who says he really likes me, yet he seems never to be free. He's a student, so I know he's busy, but he takes days to call back and we only go out once a week. Wouldn't a guy make time for someone he really likes?
• Commented on How do you get a guy to like you?
• Answered the question “What's with the sudden mainstream obsession with (Hetero) anal? Seemed like a kinky fetish before, and is now touted as a common couple indulgence. Half the girls I know have 'gone there' (even while hating it) to please their men. What gives?”
• Commented on Do you care what type of car a woman drives? Would you approach a woman in a mini-van?
• Commented on What are some new up and coming bands that the cool kids are listening to?
• Commented on How can i tell if a guy is gay?
• Commented on If you're dating a girl you really like, and she tells you she wants to wait until after she's married to have sex, is that an automatic deal breaker for you?
• Commented on On The "Sexual Set-Point"
• Commented on I want to break up with him leaving him feeling he broke up with me. Without blowjobs, please! How do I do it?
• Answered the question “I want to break up with him leaving him feeling he broke up with me. Without blowjobs, please! How do I do it?”
• Commented on My husband is always driving and texting. He will not stop... even when our kids are in the car. It scares me. How do I get my message across?
• Posted “The Trainspotting Effect” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “After my ex and I broke up, he became a lot nicer to me. However, he has also informed me that if I ever wanted to sleep with him again, I could. Is he just being nice to me so I'll it up again? Or does he truly want to be just friends with benefits?”
• Commented on I'm friends with my ex-boyfriend on Facebook. This bothers my current boyfriend a lot and he's even threatened to break up with me if I don't de-friend my ex. Do you think this is a reasonable request? I think it means he doesn't trust me.
• Commented on How To Blow-Dry Your Hair Like A Schmo
• Commented on over the weekend I accidentally found out my guy is using testim gel (he left the empty tube in my bathroom) now he hasn't said anything to me, should I ask him about it or wait for him to tell me?
• Answered the question “I'm almost positive one of my good guy friends likes me and I'm not interested in him that way. How do I subtly let him know I'm not into him?”
• Commented on Swaim, I'm currently between boyfriends and trying to get a career off the ground. This makes dating hard. Should I just forget the whole "relationships" thing and become an ambition machine, or can I do both?
• Answered the question “Can a woman ever be forgiven for cheating, or is the relationship doomed from then on?”
• Answered the question “Swaim, I'm currently between boyfriends and trying to get a career off the ground. This makes dating hard. Should I just forget the whole "relationships" thing and become an ambition machine, or can I do both?”
• Posted “Clam Bake” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Commented on Why Dating Now Sucks Compared To Dating In 2525
• Commented on This guy I like reads graphic novels, but they all look crowded and ugly to me. I don't see the appeal. Help!
• Posted Why Dating Now Sucks Compared To Dating In 2525 to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on Why do guys tune us out - do we sound like the adults on the Charlie Brown cartoons? Sometimes there's real info in there!
• Commented on 7 Things I Learned While Watching Notting Hill.
• Commented on This guy I like reads graphic novels, but they all look crowded and ugly to me. I don't see the appeal. Help!
• Commented on This guy I like reads graphic novels, but they all look crowded and ugly to me. I don't see the appeal. Help!
• Commented on My husband left me a year ago, now we are back together and I believe he is really in love with me and regrets it, but I got over him. Now I can't stop thinking about his friend who is single and thinks I'm hot. Should I break it off with the husband?
• Commented on What His Gadget Says About Him
• Commented on A guy friend that I had always thought of as being as gay has recently started to "flirt" with me and telling me he's bisexual. At first, I thought he was kidding, but now I'm not so sure. Any advice?
• Commented on I want to apologize to an ex I left during at her lowest. Problem is, it's been 8 years, and we haven't talked since. Should I just leave this in the past, or try and "clear the air" so to speak?
• Commented on I want to get my boyfriend a really cool gadget for Christmas. We've only been dating for a little over 8 months, so honestly I don't want it to be toooooo expensive... any ideas?
• Answered the question “I want to apologize to an ex I left during at her lowest. Problem is, it's been 8 years, and we haven't talked since. Should I just leave this in the past, or try and "clear the air" so to speak?”
• Posted “Losing Facebook” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “My very funny boyfriend and I have been dating for 4 months. He hasn't dropped the L-bomb yet, which he also hasn't done in any relationship. I feel confident in saying that I love him, but he doesn't return the sentiment. How can we move past this?”
• Commented on Funny Things You Should Know About (But Probably Don't)
• Answered the question “<strike>Will men always think</strike> farting is funny<strike>?</strike>!”
• Posted On Obama's Inevitable Drunken Burger Video to the Guyspeak Blog
• Commented on Who should be responsible for supplying the condoms? The guy or the girl?
• Commented on I met this guy who has made it quite clear that he likes me. However, 1) I don't find him physically attractive AND 2) He only texts me after dark, which is a huge no-no. But, since I haven't had a bf in a long time, can i use him for company?
• Commented on My boyfriend loves to cook, but his food tastes terrible. Should I tell him?
• Commented on Whenever I spend time with my best friend and his girlfriend, they are always kissing or cuddling. I feel awkward. Should they be the ones to stop or should I not be intruding?
• Commented on I've been trying out online dating and might finally meet up with someone. Should I expect this to be like a regular date? I pretty much always expect (though I always offer) the guy to pay for the 1st date. Is it fair for me to expect this?
• Posted “Hipness Saturation Point” to the Guyspeak Dictionary
• Answered the question “Whenever I spend time with my best friend and his girlfriend, they are always kissing or cuddling. I feel awkward. Should they be the ones to stop or should I not be intruding?”
• Commented on No, I Won't Dress Up For Halloween
• Answered the question “My boyfriend and I are in college; I found out recently that his parents pay for ALL of his expenses. I pay for my own expenses. I enjoy spending time with him, but I don't like the idea that his parents pay for our dates. What should I do?”
• Answered the question “Do you find a date goes better or worse if you use bad, yet funny jokes? eg. puns, sarcasm.”
• Answered the question “For a laugh, every time I greeted my boyfriend I'd punch him instead of a hug, or head butt instead of kissing (not hard). Now it's developed into a habit. He seems to be growing tired of it, but I can't stop myself. What to do?”
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• BradyLady commented on The Backrub: Flirting, Friendly, or Creepy?
  As good as a backrub feels, I have never seen one *not* be a prelude to sex. Or at least the attempt at it....
• gishrhino commented on 5 Types Of Geeks To Avoid
  I feel it incumbent upon me to point out there are TWO KINDS of audiophiles. There are sweet, nerdy, awesome men who happen to have a singular passion for discussing records, and then there are the arrogant, elitist, holier-than-though snobs who, lacking any natural proficiency of their own, become insufferably versed in indie rock and use their obscure knowledge to make those around them feel like ignorant philistines. Ignore that second type like the plague, but anyone who's ever locked eyes with their guy while watching a great band play knows that type one is kind of the holy grail...
• gishrhino commented on 5 Types Of Geeks To Avoid
  *avoid, not ignore...
• TimWithBenefits commented on Do you really prefer me to swallow?
  Your moms' meatloaf is not swallow worthy. You're not fooling anyone by comparing it to warm jizz. Get a new recipe, mom....
• RiceBunneh218 commented on The Backrub: Flirting, Friendly, or Creepy?
  I personally think it just depends on who's giving it. It's really a sweet gesture, but if it's from someone you're not into, but they really like you, it's just mildly creepy. A guy I know who likes me a lot has recently been doing this. I need the backrub since I have a really tense back and all, but since I have no romantic interest in him it's super awkward. And slightly creepy....