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- Who is your celebrity crush?Vida Guerra, Megan Fox
- If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have two things with you (objects, not people or food) what would they be?Speed boat, pound of pot.
- Name one food you hate:Cel-er-fucking-ry
- How often do you talk to your mother a week/month?Few times
- Who is one person you would love to have dinner with?John DeVore
- Boxers, briefs, or freeball?Boxers!
- Dog, cat, neither?Dog!
- Name one magazine in your house right now:Restoration Hardware
- What’s your favorite quote?"Fuck my life"
- What is your favorite song?"(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
- What’s your favorite movie of all time?Life is Beautiful
- Do you text, email, or call?All three
- If you could donate $1 million to a charity – which one would you choose?Susan G. Komen :)
- How many days in a row do you wear the same socks?Ewie!! I don't
- If you had a daughter, and she asked you real nice, would you let her paint your toenails?Of course.
- Do you have any sisters, and if so, are they older or younger than you? If not, do you have any siblings at all, and where do you fall in the mix?One older, one younger. I'm in the middle.
- More about you?I like teh interwebz.
- What is your Twitter username?vaniknoxville - I think
- Your Astrological Sign:Taurus
- What's your favorite sport?Fucking.
- What's your favorite professional sports team?Giants
- Do you have kids? If not, do you want rugrats one day?I do not. I absolutely want teh kiddiez
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- Commented on What are the rules for "Friend with Benefits" if the guy has a girlfriend? Oh, and he is my ex of two and a half years also.
- Commented on Me & my husband just got married, but he is a virgin & I'm not (I have a 3 yr old... which he loves like his own). I want to have sex, but, he told me he is scared that he will suck (we are 23) and he thinks something is wrong with him. How do i get him t
- Commented on My best friend of 9 years decided to stop being my friend because I dont get along with his "fiance", the catch is, he has not even known her for a year. I am still upset about the fact that he is letting some chick get in the way of our 9 year friendship
- Commented on I just started dating a guy I met online. Every time an attractive girl comes around, my date stares at the girl until there's eye contact. I'm actually surprised he hasn't broken his neck yet! I figure it's a bad sign if he's not trying to hide it out of
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- Commented on It's A Gross Word, But We're Going To Change That
- Commented on How do I tell a guy that he stinks without being rude?
- Commented on I like to smoke weed. My boyfriend hates that I do it. I love him and I'll stop if it's going to ruin our relationship. He's not over protective, he let's me do whatever I want, it's just the weed that's an issue. He says he's just looking out for me and
- Commented on what does it mean when my boyfriend does not invite me to go to a party with him and leaves me at home?
- Commented on I have been married 20 years, and my husband does not satisfy me in bed. I've tried everything to help him -- books, porn, telling him what I like. Nothing works. He says I satisfy him fully. What else can I do?
- Commented on iiF Myy BoYFRiieNd aNd ii CaLL eaCh oTHeR HuSByy&.WiiFeyy BuT He STiiLL CHeaTs WHaT SHouLd ii dO.?
- Commented on He moaned and said "ohhhh Susan" recently when I was giving him oral. That's great and all, but my name isn't Susan. He caught himself, and called me "honey" the rest of the time. We were together for 12 hours before that so why the slip?
- Commented on What is a guy's view on makeup?
- Commented on What is the most awkward thing about being a guy?
- Commented on My boyfriend is a very funny man, but for some reason he has been very quiet around me. Why is this?
- Commented on My best friend and i have been hooking up for 6 months. We live together and spend all our time together. Everyone thinks we're a couple, except we agreed it's just FWB. I have feelings for him now, is it likely that he has feelings for me as well or can
- Commented on i'm 18 and my mom recently got remarried to a 25 year old HOTTIE....i've been sleeping with him for the past 3 months.i really want to keep "bangin" but it's so wrong. what do i do?
- Commented on Hey Cary! I would love to hear your view on this. I used to be really heavy and recently lost forty pounds. But I still have a bit of a tummy and my boyfriend constantly teases me about it. He says he is only joking but I'm not so sure. What do you think?
- Commented on My boyfriend has never "released" on my face after oral because I've always felt it was disrespectful. About a week back, he did just that and I started to cry. Now he feels bad and we haven't had any sex for weeks. Help?
- Commented on We only have had one heavy make out sesion so far. Is it horibly mean to give a guy an erection but not help him out?
- Commented on My friend died a year ago this month, and now his once girlfriend has started to date his best friend. Is this wrong of them?
- Commented on One Thing I Love About Women (Hint: It Smells Like Fruit)
- Commented on What is it with guys wanting to Video tape sex ?? Is it for their egos or do they use this for inspiration while masturbating ??
- Commented on How do I tell the guy I've been dating (a little over 2 months) that I want us to have sex more often? Right now, we see each other about 1-2 times a week, and we don't have sex EVERY time we see each other. I would just like that number to increase, but
- Commented on How do I get my guy to manscape without offending him? I would love to give him oral, but I feel like I'm flossing!
- Commented on Hi Cary! At what point in a relationship should one reveal mental issues -- that are completely controlled by medication -- like bipolar disorder? I don't want someone to feel ambushed but I also don't want to be shut down before they get to know me.
- Commented on if my husband of 10+ years looks up his ex-girlfriend address on google map because he was just curious and didnt tell me (i was clearing the recent history and found out from the history of the search engine that he googled her and her husband), shoudl i
- Commented on How do I get my husband to agree to a 3-some with another woman?
- Commented on The other day i walked in on my bf letting our dog lick his penis. My question is how do i confront him about without shaming him? Does this mean he's into animals? Should I dress up like puppy next time we're intimate?
- Commented on I'm just wondering why a guy would keep things that belongs to his ex? And when the new girl he is casually seeing asks him about her stuff he acts as if its not a big deal that he still has her stuff?
- Commented on 7 Guys You Should Resolve To Never Date In the New Year
- Commented on Ode To A Used Tampon
- Commented on If my husband spent thousands of dollars at a strip club, did he get "something"? He claims that nothing happenned. I beg to differ cause I would have got somthing for that much money!
- Commented on How important is a good handjob to a guy?
- Commented on When having sex, and a girl tells you exactly what they want, whats your reaction?
- Commented on I'm 18. Can I be with a guy who's 64?
- Commented on What are your views on a woman with stretch marks?
- Commented on i found naked pictures of a woman in my boyfriend's special drawer. He cheated on me with her. Does this mean that I am being cheated on again?
- Commented on "Of Mila and Milla," Or, "A Love That Was Never Meant To Be"
- Commented on If my husband cheated and I know he cheated, and he knows I know he cheated, If I choose to stay do you think he feels that I am stupid for staying with him?
- Commented on I think my husband is bi or gay. He watches gay porn all the time; I find it on his computer. Are married men also gay?
- Commented on I went out with a guy recently and it ended with us hooking up. We really hit it off and I texted him so we could hang out again. He said he would really like that, but I still haven't heard from him. What does this mean??
- Commented on Hey there John, what is it about a 17 year old girl's innocence that attracts older men so much?
- Commented on Do guys appreciate CDs/playlists their girlfriends make for them? Would he actually listen to one, even if it was totally not his music taste?
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- Commented on How important are big boobs? Is it true that all you need is a handful? Would you rather have a hot girl with small real ones or big fake ones?
- Commented on Me and my fiance have never had sex, we are waiting until we are married next october. I found porn on his computer, is it okay to get mad at him?
- Commented on My last boyfriend took two and a half years to tell me he was an infantilist, and his fantasy was to wear a diaper. Really. I am understandably wary of dating now. Is there any way to get guys to tell you sooner what they fantasize about?
- Commented on My last boyfriend took two and a half years to tell me he was an infantilist, and his fantasy was to wear a diaper. Really. I am understandably wary of dating now. Is there any way to get guys to tell you sooner what they fantasize about?
- Commented on It bothers me that my boyfriend Never posts on my Facebook page. He does have me listed as his relationship status but thats it. Am I reading too much into this ?
- Commented on I found gay porn under my boyfriend's bed. I'm really afraid of confronting him about it. What should I do??
- Commented on Is it bad if a girl can get a higher score in video games then her boyfriend?
- Commented on He is to pick me up at the airport. Last heard from him Dec.13th. To fly in to his town Dec.28th. I am worried he will not be there. I have left messages. No reply.
- Commented on I'm a writer, but I can never get my bf of 3 years to consistently read my material. I know he's busy (he's a bball player) but even when he does read it he just does it to oblige me. Why?
- Commented on I just broke up with a man. In the beginning he was the most charming man in the world. He slowly became controlling, mean to my son, trying to make me jealous by threatening to sleep with his ex if I left him. He promises he can change. What do I do?
- Commented on I'm in love with my best friend but he is marrying another girl soon. I know he loves her, but she is a total b**ch. She's cheated on him twice that I know of and I think she is just using him for something. What should I do?
- Commented on On Sleeping In A Giant's Bed
- Commented on What is your least favorite thing about women?
- Commented on Should a girl hold out or move on when her guy tells her "let's be friends, but maybe we can be together later on?"
- Commented on Okay so me and this guy have been talking. He calls or text me everday with no initiation on my part. He told me he would like us to be friends. Yet he has sang on my answering machine and also written poetry with my name. What gives?
- Commented on Would you rather see a girl in skinny jeans and heels or flared/bootcut jeans ?
- Commented on I have talked to this guy for the past couple of weeks. We even went on a coffee date the other day. The only problem is, I hear from mutual friends he has a girlfriend. Why has he never brought her up to me? Is he looking to cheat on her with me?
- Commented on What does it mean if a guy constantly has to check up on you all the time? Checking cell phone, reading journal, calling to make sure I am where I said I was going to be... that sort of thing.
- Commented on This guy uses me as a booty call, but i really like him, so whenever he calls I go meet him. Should I play hard to get and stop answering his calls? He always avoids my questions about a relationship.
- Commented on Quick Answers To Your Quick Questions
- Commented on What is a guy's view on makeup?
- Commented on Hi, I'm a single mother to a 3 month old boy and I'd like to know if guys would be really put off by this?
- Commented on On Sleeping In A Giant's Bed
- Commented on From a guy's perspective, what style of jeans look best on most girls? ie boot cut, skinny jeans, etc
- Commented on Would a guy be intimidated or not even date a girl taller than him?
- Commented on I'm in love with my best friend but he is marrying another girl soon. I know he loves her, but she is a total b**ch. She's cheated on him twice that I know of and I think she is just using him for something. What should I do?
- Commented on I have been seeing a man for about 6 weeks. We have been spending a lot of time together. And we are starting a business together. The other night he said that we are like ships that pass in the night. What does that mean?
- Commented on Oh, most highly exalted, breathtakingly charming Wise-Ass, do you believe a woman's hair can be too long? If so, at what point?
- Commented on I recently had a (mistake!) threesome with a guy who I don't even know if I like and my best friend's brother... I haven't told my friend about it, but it's killing me to keep a secret like that from her. How should I tell her?
- Commented on Dear John, I am getting married soon and I am virgin and never been more than... half naked with a guy. How can I be sexy for husband on our wedding night?
- Commented on He blocked my number. Is there a chance to get back together?
- Commented on I gained 40 lbs from having my 2nd son. I want to do kickboxing classes but my husband says i shouldn't. What is he really saying? Keep in mind i used to weigh 130 lbs.
- Commented on When a guy says, "We need to take a break from each other," what does that mean really?
- Commented on So I met this guy at a party where I was completely hammered and acting a fool. He facebooked me and we talked all night partly about how crazy i was and now he wants to meet up again. Is he only trying to get with the crazy loose girl?
- Commented on My boyfriend talks about how other girls are hot. I play it off, but it really bothers me. What do I do?
- Commented on My boyfriend wants to have anal sex, but I absolutely HATE it. We've tried it before and he knows I don't like it, but he still tries anyway and gets mad when I refuse. Is this weird? How do I make him stop trying?
- Commented on For a laugh, every time I greeted my boyfriend I'd punch him instead of a hug, or head butt instead of kissing (not hard). Now it's developed into a habit. He seems to be growing tired of it, but I can't stop myself. What to do?
- Commented on We girls invest so much time and money on cute bras and panties. Do men really notice?
- Commented on How can I pick up women?
- Commented on For a laugh, every time I greeted my boyfriend I'd punch him instead of a hug, or head butt instead of kissing (not hard). Now it's developed into a habit. He seems to be growing tired of it, but I can't stop myself. What to do?
- Commented on I went through my boyfriend's cell & saw that his ex-girlfriend continues to call him. Should I confront him about it?
- Commented on How do I know that my husband of 11 years (together 15 years) still thinks that I'm hot and beautiful? I feel like he's just going through the motions and only says nice things because he feels obligated.
- Commented on DO I HAVE TO GO DOWN ON HER IF SHE GOES DOWN ON ME?
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dbales commented on
How do I get my guy to manscape without offending him? I would love to give him oral, but I feel like I'm flossing!
You stay trimmed for your man, why shouldn't he do the same for you? It's not difficult to manage either. Commenter Stella mentioned a body groomer; that's a great idea. Even if neither one of you wants to buck up the few extra dollars for that, he could still use the sideburns trimmer of his electric razor to do the trick up top. A little farther south, however, he'll want to use a lady's razor (the extra moisture strip does wonders) after a warm shower. I don't need to mention the extra caution needed for such a delicate task, because...
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malorla commented on
Hi Cary! At what point in a relationship should one reveal mental issues -- that are completely controlled by medication -- like bipolar disorder? I don't want someone to feel ambushed but I also don't want to be shut down before they get to know me.
Top right hand corner, blue box. Type in your question and hit ask a question :)...
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Leash commented on
what does it mean when my boyfriend does not invite me to go to a party with him and leaves me at home?
I mean the six month baby is his but my four year old is from a different person. I feel like am stuck?...
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Nataliesmommy commented on
One Thing I Love About Women (Hint: It Smells Like Fruit)
I just want to add that, for me personally, my shower time, is my mini-vaca! You see, most of the time, I am showering with my toddler, and using baby shampoo so as not to set her eyes on fire...but those showers I get on occasion that are mommy time and mommy time only are when I break out the good stuff, the tresemme shampoo and conditioner, the olay quench body wash, the cherry almond hemp lotion....all of which are little luxuries in my life. Also, I do my best thinking in the shower, that is when I get to...
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Nataliesmommy commented on
On Sleeping In A Giant's Bed
We have a king. He works nights and I share it with the kiddo. I love when she cuddles with me, but when he does it, i cant sleep, so i'm grateful for the space between us. Having said that, when he sleeps in the bed with us, i sleep very little anyway because there are 3 of us in the bed..and king size or not, i love stretching out and finding the cool spots, they steal all my cool spots : (. The little one should be transitioning back into her bed soon so i will have the whole...
