Something unpleasant to the eye. The opposite of eye candy.
Understanding what guys mean is half the battle.
The kind of sex you have in the middle of winter, which usually involves both people wearing a lot of clothes and being wrapped in blankets.
"There's an old timey charm to the Hibernation Sex my girlfriend and I have. It involves a lot of quilts."
The sound you make when you are finally alone, in the bathroom, at a bad holiday dinner. Diane, fixed her sweater and gave herself one last look-over in the mirror. Fluhbluhbluh, only two hours left, sweet girl, she said. And with that she reentered the chaos for the final stretch of mingling and bad wine.