Guyspeak Dictionary

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John DeVore

Anything that is excellent.

Eating this sundae naked on a private beach is soooo John DeVore.

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Nerf

When a video game company (most notably MMORPG's like World of Warcraft or Everquest) changes the rules to make a particularly cool or powerful character or item less awesome in an effort to "balance the game." Can be applied in real life as well, but only by totally cool dudes who get laid all the time, and certainly ...

"Wow, Cadbury really nerfed their creme eggs this Easter."

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Ron Draper

Mad Men lothario Don Draper's far less suave brother.

I heard you struck out with Laura in marketing at the bar the other night. Nice work, Ron Draper.

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Steak

A specific cut of beef, which is the flesh of a cow, steer or bull raised specifically for it's meat. As of today, it's also another word for "awesome."

"Steak fries? Awesome fries. Steak sauce? Awesome sauce. This steak I'm currently eating? It's totally steak. Steak steak."

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Retcon

When a sequel, patch, update or pamphlet attempts to change the previously understood narrative. So like, how in Batman Forever Batman had plastic nipples, and everyone acted like he's totally had them forever, when I THINK I WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT, SCHUMACHER, YOU TOOL.

"Ah, retconning: the easiest way to make a nerd's head explode."

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GTL

Uhhh... is that BLT, horribly misspelled? As in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich? Alex? What is "BLT" incorrectly spelled as "GTL?"

"Bro, you have to maintain your entire package. GTL everyday! It'll keep you ripped and sexy!" "Did you have a stroke? Are you trying to say BLT?"

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Incept

The act of entering a person's dreams and planting an idea in their subconscious, as per the movie Inception.

If I was one of those guys in Inception, I would go into Christina Hendricks' dreams and incept the idea that she is madly in love with me. I wouldn't waste it on some rich business dude.

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Band Names

No matter what level of musical ability a man has (including none), it's very likely that he has a short list of names he could whip out if he was ever moved to spontaneously form a band.

"Galactic Tarantula. That's all I'm going to say on the matter."

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Mangina

The ghostly bonus genital that appears on men when they refuse a drunken dare, back out of a bar fight, or otherwise invite ridicule from their immediate social circle.

"The patient was a male afflicted with Angina. I think you know where I'm going with this."

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The G-Unit

The part of every man's brain that harbors the secret, fervent belief that he would make a pretty good freestyle rapper.

"G-G-G-uNIT."

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