Coined by Woody Allen in Annie Hall, this is term of endearment that is greater than love. Also used by guys as a way of avoiding the "L word."
Her: I love you. Him: I lurve you. Her: Did you say 'I lurve you'? Him: Hey, Lost is on!
Guyspeak Dictionary
Understanding what guys mean is half the battle.
Something that's almost certainly illegal in your state. Don't drive drunk, kids.
"I wish Terry were here. He mixes a mean cartini. Too bad he drove off that embankment."
The fear a fey, heterosexual man has of the female sexual power source.
She has been smiling at you all night -- you don't have vaginaphobia like the Twilight vampire douche, do you?
The fine art of trimming your ball-hair into a shape more pleasing to your mate, or foregoing it entirely. Ah, feel the sweet breeze of freedom.
"Yeah, we're thinking of doing some manscaping here, here and here, and maybe putting in a water feature here."
Xbox 360s are not known for their durability as a piece of electronic equipment, and when the glowing green ring on the front of the console turns red, you know you've got a situation Master Chief can't gruff his way out of.
"What do you call a used tampon being flushed down the toilet?" "I'm sorry, stop telling your joke for a minute; I think there's something wrong with the Xbox."
A controversial and often derided fashion maneuver involving not one, not two, but three concentrically popped collars. Only the absolute coolest people can pull it off, so if you see someone rocking it, chances are they are TOTES COOL.
As suggested by a GuySpeak user, a "Mr. Boneder" is a guy who sends pictures of his Johnson to women via email. Can also be used sarcastically to describe a friend's racy photo.
Saw those drunken party photos, Kevin. Nice pictures, Mr. Boneder.
A policy of only having sex when the female of the relationship isn't ovulating (which you can easily determine with a calendar, a sextant, and a pot of boiling water). "Pulling out" is also a popular method of family planning without the expense, hassle, or security of proper birth control. See also: pregnancy.
"Yeah, we've been using the rhythm method for a while now." "And how old is little Bucky?" "He'll be two by the time his sister is born in August."
The guy version of a "bridezilla." Usually reserved for the best man, whose pursuit of the perfect bachelor party turns him into a jerky tool-knob.
Kevin was so annoying with the bachelor party preparations. What a brozilla. All I wanted to do was eat a steak and help some stripper pay for law school.
