When a couple's messy relationship drama explodes to cover everybody in the immediate vicinity. Facilitated greatly by Facebook.
Guyspeak Dictionary
Understanding what guys mean is half the battle.
The moment when two new kissers catch eye contact for a second and close their eyes again in embarrassment. Sasha and I were going at it beautifully, when all of a sudden we ran into the most awkward eyeKatch and couldn't get our flow back.
The warm, comfortable coat that lets you completely ignore the weather after 15 beers or so.
The line "I used to be an adventurer, but I took an arrow to the knee" is said by characters the player encounters in the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It has since inspired an Internet meme and is a catchphrase among gamers.
"I used to go out and do anything but play Skyrim, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
Televised crack for women and gay men. Straight men are unwilling to admit they enjoy it, and insist they've seen every episode because "my girlfriend wanted to see it". Just like "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", this is a flagrant lie.
Someone who fails to see the wood for the trees. Also known as an optimist.
She is dating a guy who's last 5 wives died suddenly. What a fool.
Southern Rock band behind the songs "Hold on Loosely" and "Caught Up In You" beloved by drunken karaoke-rs the world over. Also known as the "white trash Journey."
A woman who is perpetually freezing (unless she has just right amount of layers and winter accessories). How are you still freezing, Coldilocks? You're wearing a snowsuit, sipping hot chocolate, and facing a roaring fire?
