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- Band Names:
- No matter what level of musical ability a man has (including none), it's very likely that he has a short list of names he could whip out if he was ever moved to spontaneously form a band. read more...
- Brotox:
- When a man who refuses to accept the ravages of age goes under the knife. read more...
- B-More, or Balmer:
- Slang for the city of Baltimore. Used primarily by black residents of the city of Baltimore or white fans of The Wire. read more...
- Buddycall:
- When a woman calls up a guy who's been in love with her for months in the middle of the night, but just to bitch about her current scumbag boyfriend. read more...
- Banana Hammock:
- A pair of trunks or undies that cradles your unit like they're afraid it's not attached. read more...
- Balla Colla (AKA The Tri-Pop):
- A controversial and often derided fashion maneuver involving not one, not two, but three concentrically popped collars. Only the absolute coolest people can pull it off, so if you see someone rocking it, chances are they are TOTES COOL. read more...
- Brozilla:
- The guy version of a "bridezilla." Usually reserved for the best man, whose pursuit of the perfect bachelor party turns him into a jerky tool-knob. read more...
- Batman:
- The quintessential man; the man every man aspires to be. Even if you're not a fan of the comic book character or films (in which case, GTFO), to "be Batman" is to be the archetypal winner. If given a choice between anything and being Batman, the choice is clear. read more...
- Bilbo Scumbaggins:
- A trollish, total scumbag of a dude. read more...
- Booty Call Zone:
- The Booty Call Zone, or BCZ, is the male corollary to the Friend Zone. It's that part of a man's mind where he files the names of all the women he'd be willing to have sex with, but wouldn't actually "date" per se. A Simple Test: If you think you're going out with a guy but all you've done is have sex at your place ... read more...
