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- Beer Coat:
- The warm, comfortable coat that lets you completely ignore the weather after 15 beers or so. read more...
- Boy:
- Someone who is male, yet not a man quite yet. read more...
- Boweling Team:
- Two or more people using the restroom together. Jerry and Rick never seem to poop alone. They are the classic Boweling Team. read more...
- Borrow Trouble:
- To worry needlessly about possible future events over which you have little or no control. read more...
- Black Hole of Selfishness:
- A person who essentially wanders around doing things without considering the consequences of their actions to others. "I swear to God, Dave is the Black Hole of Selfishness." read more...
- bonesick:
- When you miss the sex; NOT the person. read more...
- B-Ass Master:
- An individual that tries to hide his farts by making them as low-pitched as possible. "Dave is such a B-Ass Master, it sounds like he has a tuba in his pants." read more...
- Bereznak Attack:
- An attempt to shred your date on the Internet that backfires on them, usually by making them look bad. "I'd complain about my ex posting about my hobbies, but now I'm hip-deep in women who are into them. Total Bereznak attack." read more...
- Brohemoth:
- A towering, jacked-up monster of a man. read more...
- The Big O:
- Oprah, Obama, or orgasm. Whichever comes first. Pun. read more...
