The quintessential man; the man every man aspires to be. Even if you're not a fan of the comic book character or films (in which case, GTFO), to "be Batman" is to be the archetypal winner. If given a choice between anything and being Batman, the choice is clear.
"Would you rather be Batman or have sex with--"
"Be Batman."
"I didn't even--"
"Doesn't matter."
"Did your voice just drop two octaves and become all gravelly? Oh God, I think I have an erection."
"I am the night."
Yep. This pretty much wins the dictionary. Can't top Batman. Shut it down, boys.
I also find it interesting how twenty years ago it would have been James Bond who would be considered the ultimate man. But then everyone realized he was a pathetic womanizing drunk. He's basically "Arthur" with cool gadgets.
I 100% agree
"a batcave under arkham island?!? how could you do that without anyone noticing?" asks oracle over batman's radio. "what do you think, it's me" says a swarmy grinning batman balls so massive they scrape the goddamn ground.
-Paraphrased quote from the game "Batman: Arkham Asylum"
Proof enough that every single being on this earth is inadequate next what is essentially just blob ink, bale in a costume, or a block of polygons.
Batman is my hero. If I had a choice between living forever or just getting to chill with Batman for an hour Batman would win every time. Nananananananana BATMAN!!! This makes my day.
Batman is awesome....and an idea: guys love that compliment!
I LOVE Batman. I've a bat tattooed across my chest. I am vengeance, I am the night...
As a child I was torn between marrying Indiana Jones or Han Solo, but figured if I snagged Harrison Ford I'd be killing two birds with one stone. But Batman was always my first and only love. *sigh* The only thing that could slake this desire would be the sound of the TARDIS in the distance. I make no promises to Batman if the Doctor shows up. Truth.