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Cooter Cutters:

Women's pants, underwear or swimsuits that are too tight and cause severe camel toe. read more...

Camel Toe:

The unfortunate (some consider it fortunate, but you don't want to get involved with them) look created when a woman's shorts or pants ride up in the front, only to find that there's no penis there to keep them from pursuing their vertical manifest destiny. Also referred to as "the great divide" or "down cleavage." read more...

Camel Toe:

The unfortunate (some consider it fortunate, but you don't want to get involved with them) look created when a woman's shorts or pants ride up in the front, only to find that there's no penis there to keep them from pursuing their vertical manifest destiny. Also referred to as "the great divide" or "down cleavage." read more...

Cartini:

Something that's almost certainly illegal in your state. Don't drive drunk, kids. read more...

Cray-Cray:

Shorthand for straight-up batsh$$ crazy. read more...

Cowgirl Up:

Sort of like HTFU, but specifically for women and with a lot more lassoing involved. It means to muster your courage, stoke the fires of your inner strength, and get it done. read more...

Chew Break :

A term that refers to a recent ex-smoker who needs to go outside and furiously chomp on a piece of nicotine gum. read more...

Clam Bake:

The opposite of a sausage fest. A party or gathering that's almost exclusively female in persuasion. read more...

Chuck E. Sleazes:

Single, childless lotharios, who troll the popular family entertainment center in hopes of picking up an "unsuspecting MILF." read more...

Cankle:

A combination calf-ankle, usually attached to the leg of an overweight person. Useful in situations where you might need a calf and an ankle, but don't have room to pack both. read more...