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Coldilocks:

A woman who is perpetually freezing (unless she has just right amount of layers and winter accessories). How are you still freezing, Coldilocks? You're wearing a snowsuit, sipping hot chocolate, and facing a roaring fire? read more...

Circling The Drain:

When something is on its last legs, near the end, almost over. See: "One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel." read more...

Crashmas:

The days after Christmas, when you're too exhausted to do anything than zone out to bad TV. read more...

Christmas War:

The annoying argument that breaks out every year between people who want everyone to say "Merry Christmas" and nobody to say "Merry Christmas". See also: White People Problems. read more...

Corndog:

Either a particularly revolting fried snack, or the even more revolting guy who hits on every gal in sight with the corniest lines imaginable. Both make you nauseous, even in small doses. read more...

Crush mouth:

The degeneration of your normally smooth voice into stammering idiocy when you talk to your crush. read more...

Costume Wonder Twins:

When you show up at a party with somebody who has the exact same costume, and become inseparable for the night. "Costume Wonder Twins, unite!" read more...

Cap'n Buttfuck:

Pejorative name for someone who annoys you. read more...

chillzilla:

The opposite of a bridezilla. A woman who is relaxed about her upcoming marriage. Believed to be mythical by most onlookers. read more...

Chorgasm:

Laboring on your partner's climax. Mindy is hot but being with her is an exercise in hellish chorgasms. read more...