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- Cartini:
- Something that's almost certainly illegal in your state. Don't drive drunk, kids. read more...
- Cray-Cray:
- Shorthand for straight-up batsh$$ crazy. read more...
- Cowgirl Up:
- Sort of like HTFU, but specifically for women and with a lot more lassoing involved. It means to muster your courage, stoke the fires of your inner strength, and get it done. read more...
- Chew Break :
- A term that refers to a recent ex-smoker who needs to go outside and furiously chomp on a piece of nicotine gum. read more...
- Clam Bake:
- The opposite of a sausage fest. A party or gathering that's almost exclusively female in persuasion. read more...
- Chuck E. Sleazes:
- Single, childless lotharios, who troll the popular family entertainment center in hopes of picking up an "unsuspecting MILF." read more...
- Cankle:
- A combination calf-ankle, usually attached to the leg of an overweight person. Useful in situations where you might need a calf and an ankle, but don't have room to pack both. read more...
- Child-Proof Cap:
- A condom. read more...
- Chach:
- Pronounced "chotch." An incompetent screw-up. Named after Chachi from Happy Days. As anyone on the show would tell you, he was basically the anti-Fonz. read more...
