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Posted by John DeVore, November 19, 2009 6:08 PM

A term that refers to a recent ex-smoker who needs to go outside and furiously chomp on a piece of nicotine gum.

"Henry went out for a five minute chew break."

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That whole no smoking thing getting to you? My sister took up knitting (at 23 years old) to help keep her hands occupied when she quit. Now she abhors so much as a whiff of cigarette smoke. Maybe you could knit a few hipster hats from cheap yarn and sell them for beaucoup bucks on your street corner. Your selling point could be that they'll be the first of all their friends to find your hat store before it became popular.
I'm a Frisky reader so I've read your post about quitting and if it helps, we're all really proud of you (and I'm sure your lady friend appreciates it as well).

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