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Posted by Amit Wehle, February 27, 2011 10:55 PM

The rapid keyboard maneuver one executes when their boss walks past their computer screen -- switching from Facebook or Ebay back to work documents. Mr. Franklin crept up to my desk so quickly, I barely had a chance to Control Alt Deceit back to my spreadsheet.

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