You wake up in a strange bed with your arm around a disgusting/ugly/scary guy or gal you don't remember meeting the night before, someone so gross that you would rather chew off your arm to slip out rather than risk waking them up, just like a coyote will bite off its own appendage to get out of a trap. That's coyote ugly.
Where's your arm? Omigod, did you go home with Gilbert Gottfried?
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