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Douche-atron:

A douchebag so douche-y, he might as well be an evil robot. Named for Megatron from Transformers. read more...

Denny's Effect:

When you realize to your horror that a first-time sex partner looks totally different naked than they did in clothes. Inspired by the misleading pictures of food on Denny's menus. read more...

Dry Rub :

Noun. A mixture of dried spices that include salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, and various herbs that are then applied to pork ribs or other meats before smoking or slow cooking. read more...

Drunch:

A drunken Sunday brunch, usually consisting of anywhere between two and four Bloody Marys and/or screwdrivers and maybe some huevos rancheros or something to soak up the booze. AKA, the perfect cure for a hangover. read more...

Double Tap:

When your significant other calls you, then immediately calls you again when you fail to answer, assuming you screened them, which you probably did. read more...

Drunkatronic :

Being carefree and intoxicated. read more...

Dutch, Going:

A nice way of saying your date is making you pay for yourself. Often employed by faux-progressive men to simultaneously empower you and save their beer money. read more...

DNA:

shorthand for Do Not Answer. This is a common prefix added to contact entries in cell phones to indicate that the phone should NOT be answered if this particular person is calling. Similar to the ICE (in case of emergency) prefix added to particular persons in a cell phone directory. read more...

Douche Rocket:

A douchebag so douche-y, his douchiness could literally rocket him into space. read more...

Dutch Oven:

A method of torture by which one expels flatulence in bed, then pulls the covers over the head of one's bedmate and holds them there, trapping both stench and mate until the latter is forced to breathe the former or risk suffocation. read more...