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Downton Abbey:

Televised crack for women and gay men. Straight men are unwilling to admit they enjoy it, and insist they've seen every episode because "my girlfriend wanted to see it". Just like "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", this is a flagrant lie. read more...

Donkey Cubicle:

The ass you work with at work. read more...

Duckface:

The stupid pouty kissyface so popular on FB. read more...

Decypher Monday:

The Monday after Thanksgiving weekend, where you try to figure out all the strange emails, text messages, and voicemails that were sent to you by drunken friends and went sent by you to drunken friends. "I spent all of Decypher Monday trying to figure out why my sister sent me the complete lyrics of 'Funky Cold Medina... read more...

Dranksgiving:

Thanksgiving night, when a guy leaves his family to go hang out with high school pals at the local bar that literally everyone who is in town for Thanksgiving goes to. read more...

Drunkle:

The family lush. Can be an uncle, aunt, cousin, grandparent, whoever. read more...

DVR-Itis:

A severe ailment that afflicts the male species around late September/early October. The only treatment is to stay home and watch the TV shows that have accumulated on your DVR.  read more...

Dis'dress:

A slinky ultra mini dress on an economy sized gal. read more...

Dance-Walk:

Sort-of-dancing as you walk past a woman at a club in the hopes it catches her interest. An attempt by men to land women in a club but still save face it it fails. A motion that makes women think, "Is this guy trying to dance with me or just rhythmically walking towards the bathroom?" Scotty's Dance-Walk is so painful... read more...

Dictate-her:

A bossy, overbearing woman. read more...