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Posted by Nick Nadel, December 8, 2009 6:45 PM

A douchebag so douche-y, his douchiness could literally rocket him into space.

That guy's such a douche rocket, he makes Spencer Pratt look like Mother Teresa.

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Can I just say what a relief to find someone who actually knows what theyre talking about on the internet. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it important. More people need to read this and understand this side of the story. I cant believe youre not more popular because you definitely have the gift.

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