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Dutch Oven

A method of torture by which one expels flatulence in bed, then pulls the covers over the head of one's bedmate and holds them there, trapping both stench and mate until the latter is forced to breathe the former or risk suffocation.
E's husband whined so much about her gas that she waited until he was asleep and gave him a Dutch oven to end all Dutch ovens.
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They did this in The Chipmunks.

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My ex did this to me when we got comfortable in our relationship and I choked and couldn't breathe for like a minute. It is the most horrible thing a man can do to a women, yet they love to do it, and even brag about it with their friends.

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