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- Fool:
- Someone who fails to see the wood for the trees. Also known as an optimist. read more...
- Foreigner:
- A band everybody sober hates and everybody drunk loves. read more...
- One french fry short of a Happy Meal:
- A person who's not very bright. "That guy's hot, but he's one french fry short of a Happy Meal." read more...
- FNAR:
- The noise you make when you hear something your brain refuses to comprehend. "Kim Kardashian is actually taken seriously by people still." "FNAR!" read more...
- Fat Sex:
- One or more overweight lovers engaging in intercourse. Kirstie Alley claims to have lost 100 pounds to avoid having "fat sex." read more...
- Flanboy:
- A man who takes cooking shows far too seriously. "Dave actually opted for watching 'Good Eats' reruns over the game. He's such a flanboy." read more...
- Frenema:
- A purging of phony friends. (See: Frenemy.) read more...
- The Foreman King:
- While this guy may not be much of a grillmaster, he's an ace when it comes to the George Foreman Grill. read more...
- Ferguson:
- A nerdy, annoying person. Named for Clarissa's brother on the '90s Nickelodeon TV series "Clarissa Explains It All." read more...
- Fail Whale:
- A truly massive yet usually hidden character flaw that prevents someone forming a stable relationship with most people. read more...
