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Fartiquette:

The complex series of rules, customs and social mores that determine when and where farting is acceptable and/or hilarious. read more...

The Free Buffet:

Sample day at your local Costco or Sam's club. read more...

Facebook Hot :

A term that refers to a person who is more attractive online, than in person. read more...

Finna:

Growing inclined or preparing to take action. A slang version of the Southerism, "fixing to," which means you are about to do something. read more...

Friend Zone:

The female corollary to the Booty Call Zone, the Friend Zone is that part of a woman's mind where she files all the names of guys who she loves spending time with, but wouldn't have sex with if his penis cured her terminal leprosy. Chances of escaping the Friend Zone once in are slim to nil, but that doesn't stop cou... read more...

Foolywang:

Pure and utter ridiculousness. read more...

Fappable:

Worthy of masturbating to. An elaboration of "fap," an Internet word meant to be an onomatopoeia of the sound of a man masturbating. read more...

Hat Trick:

Three girls, one night. Natch. read more...

Football Widow:

A woman who is essentially single from September to February because her guy forsakes her for football, whether it's pro, college, high school, fantasy, Canadian, arena or Madden '10 for XBox 360. read more...

FML:

An abbreviation for the phrase, "F**k my life," based on the popular website. Used to express disgust at the sorry state of affairs in one's life. read more...