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Posted by Cary McNeal, September 21, 2009 4:58 PM

An abbreviation for the phrase, "F**k my life," based on the popular website. Used to express disgust at the sorry state of affairs in one's life.

I got laid off and found out my girlfriend was pregnant on the same day. FML.

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8 Comments

One of my favourite acronyms, ever!

MKC | November 16, 2009 10:31 AM

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you got that right!!!!

Filthy | November 19, 2009 2:49 PM

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i know more girls that say that than guys haha

tattedbabe | November 22, 2009 8:53 PM

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As do I. I only know one guy who says it, and almost every girl I know says it on a regular basis.

Although, it's dying out a little bit now (thank God).

No replied to comment from tattedbabe | May 14, 2010 2:11 PM

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I only know 1 whiny guy that says it. Never knew what he was talking about until now. I knew it was annoying, but not why. Now I get it. I bet if he stopped saying that, his life might get a little better.

MaggieG | November 30, 2009 7:17 AM

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Cherlyn Schuerholz | January 3, 2012 10:52 AM

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Cedric Royster | January 3, 2012 11:15 AM

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I agree

Carina Ellerkamp | January 3, 2012 11:22 AM

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