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Funny Guy

The Funny Guy firmly believes that the key to a woman's heart isn't wealth, good looks, or regular bathing, but rather a great sense of humor (and lasers; chicks love lasers).
Girls' BFF

The Girls’ BFF is your BS filter. He’s like a sweet and sour gummy bear. He’ll tell you if “he’s just not that into you” whether you want to hear it or not. But he’ll also give you a hug and tell you that you don’t need that guy anyway.
Chic Geek

The Chic Geek is equally comfortable amongst the hipsters at a Grizzly Bear concert or at home playing Wii Bowling with his friends, or if lucky enough, his girlfriend, on a Saturday night.
Reformed Player

The Reformed Player knows the dark secrets that lurk in the hearts of men, mainly because they’re his secrets too. And he’s willing to reveal all the dirty truths — if it means womankind will forgive him a little for all those times he never called
Wise-Ass

Nobody likes a Wise Ass, right? When the chips are down and you need advice, why bother asking an honest, objective stranger when you’ve got plenty of family and friends to coddle you and tell you exactly what you want to hear?
Mystery Man

Mystery Man will tell you the truth, as he sees it, without the hug.

An abbreviation for the phrase, "F**k my life," based on the popular website. Used to express disgust at the sorry state of affairs in one's life.

I got laid off and found out my girlfriend was pregnant on the same day. FML.

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One of my favourite acronyms, ever!

MKatyCee | November 16, 2009 10:31 AM

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you got that right!!!!

Filthy | November 19, 2009 2:49 PM

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i know more girls that say that than guys haha

tattedbabe | November 22, 2009 8:53 PM

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As do I. I only know one guy who says it, and almost every girl I know says it on a regular basis.

Although, it's dying out a little bit now (thank God).

Molly replied to comment from tattedbabe | May 14, 2010 2:11 PM

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I only know 1 whiny guy that says it. Never knew what he was talking about until now. I knew it was annoying, but not why. Now I get it. I bet if he stopped saying that, his life might get a little better.

MaggieG | November 30, 2009 7:17 AM

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