A centuries-old sexually suggestive pseudonym used frequently for web comments by people who can't think of a better fake name. See also: Mike Hunt, Richard Head, Craven Morehead, Phil McCracken, Jack Mehoff, Mr. Boneder.
"Heywood Jablomie is retired. Henceforth, please call me by my given name: Aiken Johnson. I'll also answer to Miles Long, Wilma Fingerdoo or Emerson Biggins. Just not Heywood Jablomie."
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