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Infomercial Hell:

The time period between 8am and noon when there's nothing on but paid programming. "Dude, the cable's out, and I'm trapped in infomercial hell." read more...

inConvenience store Truth:

The recurring shock that people born in year X can buy cigarettes. Hi, can I get double AA batteries and...Holy sh*t, 1993? Wasnt that just 10 years ago? read more...

iOops:

Picking up the wrong iPhone, turning it on and feeling like a total ass, read more...

I like cheese:

A generic phrase you use to change the subject when the conversation turns awkward. read more...

Ignorgasm:

What you give yourself after your selfish lover finishes, rolls over and goes to sleep. Alt spelling: Ignoregasm. read more...

i for an i:

The perpetual cycle of purchasing the newest Apple Products available. I just got the new iPad, but Jeff is already trying to i for an i me with his new iPhone pre-sale purchase. read more...

Incept:

The act of entering a person's dreams and planting an idea in their subconscious, as per the movie Inception. read more...

IKEA Test:

If he'll go to IKEA with you, he's officially your boyfriend. And if you both can get the clunky Swedish furniture into your car, home, and assembled without getting into a huge fight and breaking up, then you're basically engaged. read more...

ILY:

ILY: mean I Love You read more...

Intertubes:

A miraculous series of tubes used to distribute information, such as videos of keyboard-playing cats or snappy answers to relationship queries. Inspired by Senator Ted Stevens' belief that the Internet is a "series of tubes." read more...