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Funny Guy

The Funny Guy firmly believes that the key to a woman's heart isn't wealth, good looks, or regular bathing, but rather a great sense of humor (and lasers; chicks love lasers).
Girls' BFF

The Girls’ BFF is your BS filter. He’s like a sweet and sour gummy bear. He’ll tell you if “he’s just not that into you” whether you want to hear it or not. But he’ll also give you a hug and tell you that you don’t need that guy anyway.
Chic Geek

The Chic Geek is equally comfortable amongst the hipsters at a Grizzly Bear concert or at home playing Wii Bowling with his friends, or if lucky enough, his girlfriend, on a Saturday night.
Reformed Player

The Reformed Player knows the dark secrets that lurk in the hearts of men, mainly because they’re his secrets too. And he’s willing to reveal all the dirty truths — if it means womankind will forgive him a little for all those times he never called
Wise-Ass

Nobody likes a Wise Ass, right? When the chips are down and you need advice, why bother asking an honest, objective stranger when you’ve got plenty of family and friends to coddle you and tell you exactly what you want to hear?
Mystery Man

Mystery Man will tell you the truth, as he sees it, without the hug.

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Jones:: A strong and undeniable feeling of interest for another person that could quite possibly make you do irresponsible and retarded things. See also whipped. read more...
Jake and the Fatman:: A nickname for a guy's member and testicles, inspired by the '80s TV detective duo of the same name. (See also: Simon & Simon and Hardcastle and McCormick.) read more...
Jumpoff:: 1. usually a woman (though sometimes a man) for which no emotional attachment exists or is wanted and all contact is strictly physical and carnal. 2. person for which any display of affection is rarely displayed in public due to the inherent desire to keep all shenanigans with said person off the radar read more...

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