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Manuary:

A frigid month when a man likes to stay indoors, watch lots of football, drink winter ale and grow a beard. read more...

More Elves in 2012:

Geek motto for 2012 to get ready for the biggest event of the year -- the release of "The Hobbit." What, you thought we were going to say the apocalypse? read more...

Mensesa:

Someone who's IQ about women's reproduction is sky high. read more...

massagynist:

-- n. hatred of giving massages. read more...

Man-tickler:

That guy who enjoys tickling other men. It's not polite to use the word in the definition, but this one is kind of self-evident. read more...

Monkeywretch:

The friend who, being unhappy that you are happy, does their very best to trash your relationship. read more...

Mansplaining:

The act of condescendingly over-explaining something usually related to male/female relations and social issues. A popular trait among cocky douches who think every thought they have is gold. read more...

Moped:

Slang among jerks: a person who's fun to ride until a friend sees you. How, precisely, a friend will see you riding another person is a question best left unanswered. "You're hooking up with John? Really? Is it, like, a Moped thing or something?" read more...

Minigolf:

The sport of kings. Note: It must never be referred to by its lesser name of "putt putt." read more...

Manjose:

The nickname of San Jose, Calif., known for its abundance of young, single, educated men. According to the 2009 census, the Silicon Valley city had 114 men for every 100 women in the 22 to 40 year-old age range. Nerd-loving ladies -- have you bought your plane ticket yet? read more...