A frigid month when a man likes to stay indoors, watch lots of football, drink winter ale and grow a beard.
As a bear retreats to his den for the winter, the man retreats to his couch for Manuary, remote in one hand, the other down his pants.
Hahaha! This one made me laugh. :-D
ugh we used to have Manuary at school and ugh it was gross. All the guys (insulting teachers) grew out they're facial hair and didn't shave from 1/1 to 2/1. Try taking your english teacher seriously when his beard practically touched the floor.
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not insulting ^^^^