Choose A Guy To Ask:

Funny Guy

The Funny Guy firmly believes that the key to a woman's heart isn't wealth, good looks, or regular bathing, but rather a great sense of humor (and lasers; chicks love lasers).
Girls' BFF

The Girls’ BFF is your BS filter. He’s like a sweet and sour gummy bear. He’ll tell you if “he’s just not that into you” whether you want to hear it or not. But he’ll also give you a hug and tell you that you don’t need that guy anyway.
Chic Geek

The Chic Geek is equally comfortable amongst the hipsters at a Grizzly Bear concert or at home playing Wii Bowling with his friends, or if lucky enough, his girlfriend, on a Saturday night.
Reformed Player

The Reformed Player knows the dark secrets that lurk in the hearts of men, mainly because they’re his secrets too. And he’s willing to reveal all the dirty truths — if it means womankind will forgive him a little for all those times he never called
Wise-Ass

Nobody likes a Wise Ass, right? When the chips are down and you need advice, why bother asking an honest, objective stranger when you’ve got plenty of family and friends to coddle you and tell you exactly what you want to hear?
Mystery Man

Mystery Man will tell you the truth, as he sees it, without the hug.

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Norb:: A boner without provocation, akin to something that might happen during surgery. In essence, a NO Reason Boner. read more...
Nerdgasm :: A sudden, involuntary, and pleasurable seizure brought on by proximity to anything related to Star Trek, comic books, or Sci-Fi/Fantasy. read more...
Nut Up:: A combination of "man up" and "grow a pair of nuts." read more...
Naked Man:: principle described in the television show, "How I Met Your Mother" that states if the date has no chance of going anywhere that one should disrobe to cut to the chase and get to the lovin'. It is theorized to work 2 out of 3 times. read more...
Nappy Dugout:: The great warrior poet, Ice Cube's term for a vagina. read more...

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