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New Beers Day:

When you host a New Year's party, and discover your guests have left behind an enormous amount of alcohol. read more...

Neighsayer:

A guy who insists, for some reason, on comparing every woman he meets to a horse. "Dude, can any woman be attractive to you? You act like you're at the Kentucky Derby, not a singles bar? Stop being a Neighsayer." read more...

The Nico:

A person who gets in front of a microphone and starts droning. Named after the singer off a Velvet Underground album. "Who let Jenny in front of the mic? She's totally the Nico!" read more...

No-Douche December:

The female version of No-Shave November. read more...

No-Shave November:

Formerly known as "Movember," this is an event which occurs during the month of November where guys go without shaving in order to raise awareness for cancer research. Some guys take this seriously, some just want any excuse to grow a handlebar mustache. read more...

"Now we know...and knowing is half the battle":

The tagline at the end of every episode of "G.I. Joe." When a guy starts it, bro code dictates that the other guy has to finish it. read more...

Naycation:

Like a staycation, but worse--as in, your broke ass isn't going anywhere but the sofa, the back yard, and, if you're lucky, the occasional trip to Arby's for some of that thinly sliced, beef-flavored rubber. read more...

Nerd Prom:

Another name for the annual San Diego Comic-Con. read more...

Nerdoir:

When a guy keeps all his weird hobbies confined to his bedroom. "The rest of his apartment was normal, but the bedroom was covered in Nintendo Power posters and he had every video game system in alphabetical order hooked up to his TV. It was a total nerdoir." read more...

Navy Seals:

The new firefighter, police officer, etc. In other words, the guy who has no trouble picking up women at the bar this week. Also, the name of a Charlie Sheen movie from the '90s. read more...