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PrePee:

The pre sex urination. Hold that position, babe, I gotta take a quick PrePee. read more...

Ping Pain:

The back and forth dragging of your partner to hellish events. Examples, their cousins Bar Mitzvah, your nieces Christening, his holiday work party and dinner with YOUR long-lost high school boyfriend. You are not playing by the rules of Ping Pain, baby. You can't make me go to your Mom's chorus concert, but refuse to ... read more...

Psychological libido:

The energy and confidence level one brings to the dating arena. read more...

Party socks:

Socks you keep on during the dirty deed. Why? I don't know. Maybe your feet are cold. Maybe you were in too big a hurry to get busy. read more...

Pay-not-to-play:

A payment or bribe meant to discourage an embarrassing behavior, such as Abercrombie & Fitch's offer to pay Jersey Shore's Mike "The Sitaution" Sorrentino a substantial amount of money to stop wearing its clothing. read more...

Pay-not-to-play:

A payment or bribe meant to discourage an embarrassing behavior, such as Abercrombie & Fitch's offer to pay Jersey Shore's Mike "The Sitaution" Sorrentino a substantial amount of money to stop wearing its clothing. read more...

Plane & Simple:

A movie that's good enough to watch at 35,000 feet but not on ground level. read more...

Pumping Irony:

The phenomenon by which staying out of the gym for periods of time results in losing weight and pant size. I've been pumping irony so hard; It's July, haven't been since April, and I'm back down to 165lbs. read more...

Pillowtop:

A woman with huge boobs. read more...

Pulled A Lebron:

The act of disappearing or being non-supportive of somebody when they need you most. read more...