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Posted by Cary McNeal, November 12, 2010 1:33 PM

A guy who only cares about one thing: porkin'. While most men fit that description to some degree, even we are impressed (and slightly disturbed) by the lengths to which a porkinheimer will go to get laid.

Armand freely admits that he only volunteers at the animal rescue to meet women he can bang. What a porkinheimer move.

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