Any woman using extensive clothing-based supports (ie, a girdle) to showcase her giant, pale bosom. Most commonly seen at Ren Faires, ear-tips latexed and roast turkey legs in hand.
"She was truly a Renaissance Woman, gifted in latin, verse, mathematics, and diplomacy, and possessing a most righteous pair of sweater-cows beside."
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