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- Taco Night:
- A night you know you are guaranteed sex from the missus. Birthdays, anniversaries, first night back after a long time away, etc. read more...
- T.F.B.:
- Abbreviation for "too f**king bad!" read more...
- Tinkerberry :
- A woman that one speaks to primarily via text message. read more...
- Throatee:
- Throat hair that is missed due to sloppy or hurried shaving, poor lighting, or a bad razor. read more...
- Tiger'd:
- To get beat up by your woman, golf clubs optional. Formerly known as getting Lionel'd. read more...
- Turkey Day-ja Vu:
- The feeling that washes over you when you realize that despite having eaten a full Thanksgiving dinner three times at various relatives' houses, the sheer amount of leftovers still in the fridge means you will be eating it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for at least another week to come. read more...
- TMFI:
- "Too much Facebook information." Someone who overshares on Facebook. read more...
- The Trainspotting Effect:
- The psychological process by which a man comes to terms with being dumped. It often involves a strong desire to get back together, snotty weeping jags and the compiling of mix tapes. So named because of its similarity to locking yourself in a room and quitting heroin cold turkey. read more...
- Taint:
- The delicate area between the anus and the scrotum on a male, and the anus and the vagina on the female. See perineum. read more...
- Taco Cups:
- A term that describes extreme, existential sadness. read more...