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- Touchologist:
- A person who cannot keep their hands off their significant other. Of course, if a total stranger does this, he's committing assault and harassment. read more...
- Tipsy Texting:
- The common predecessor to drunk texting. read more...
- Theme Detune:
- When an annoying person, television show, or other entity latches onto your favorite song and ruins it for you. "I used to love Aerosmith. Then American Idol made it a theme detune for me." read more...
- Thumb lashing:
- When someone rips you a new one via text message. read more...
- The Trapped Spelunker:
- A guy alone at the bar, because all his friends have caved in to various demands. "Dude, John's stuck at work, and you're going to your girlfriend's mom's house? I'm the trapped spelunker." read more...
- Thunderchop:
- A break-up out of nowhere, with no warning signs or symptoms. read more...
- Talkblocker:
- Somebody who repeatedly interrupts you when you try to speak, to the point where by the time you can get a word in, the conversation has switched topics three times. "Could you shut up for a second and not be such a talkblocker?" read more...
- Trouble sponge:
- The one in every group who soaks up the others troubles, while rarely getting helped herself. read more...
- Trunk Junk:
- A large penis. Your man's trunk junk is on the verge of breaking his speedo, Sophie. read more...
- Twitter-Pated:
- To get completely caught up and immersedin the social media Platform to the point that you're entire life revolves around it. read more...
