Some men have a habit of upgrading (or downgrading, depending on how you look at it) one of their socks to the vaunted position of "post-masturbatory cleaning apparatus." The sock is never to be worn, and spends the majority of its life in the hamper.
No one knows for sure how this practice has remained in use despite its glaring hygiene complications, but theories include a passionate commitment to saving paper, and/or a man who's just finished masturbating being far too sleepy to waddle to the bathroom.
"No, dude. Not that sock. Don't touch THAT sock."
I would die if I touched That Sock.
"Well, safer than a tube sock!"
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