The Underwear Rule states that laundry day hasn't arrived until all of your underwear has been worn at least twice (there's a regenerative factor in play revolving around prolonged contact with the closet floor).
"No, I'm afraid he's called the Underwear Rule into play...the game has been postponed."
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