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Vampires of Havana:

A seriously insane animated movie that will have you screaming with laughter. If you have never seen it, go find it. Right now. Used as shorthand for anything so ridicuous it makes you puke with laughter. read more...

Vidiot trance:

A guy so deep into a game that he'd not notice a parade of naked women dancing past him. read more...

Vatican roulette:

The rhythm method of birth control, so named because it is the only form of contraception approved by the Catholic Church. read more...

Vagaytion:

A get-away with your best gay friends. See also: shopping, vodka and instant cure-all. read more...

Vaginaphobia :

The fear a fey, heterosexual man has of the female sexual power source. read more...

Vulcan Love Pinch :

A sexual act that requires years of training and experience in order to execute. read more...

Vagina McManpants:

A heterosexual guy who hangs out with women just a little too much, especially in an office. VM loves to join in on office gossip, conversations about Twilight, lunches at Cheesecake Factory and holiday office decorating. read more...

Vaginasaurus Rex:

A vagina so large that it was previously thought to have only been present in species such as the Tyrannosaurus Rex or ancient rhinoceros, it has since been discovered in a variety of life forms including in modern day woman. read more...

Victory nap:

The deep, satisfying slumber that follows intense sexual activity. read more...

Vomit Donkey :

A term that refers to that dude at a party, bar, or club who is sweating through his button-down, dancing like he's having a seizure, and unaware that he's wearing a string of drool on his face.  read more...