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Xbox Live and Taco Night

Posted by Nick Nadel, February 10, 2011 4:31 AM

What Valentine's Day is known as to the single geek.

Nerd 1: Doing anything for Valentine's Day?

Nerd 2: Well, it's Monday, so I'll probably watch How I Met Your Mother and then play Dead Space 2 until 3am.

Nerd 1: See you on Xbox Live!

Both Nerds (thinking): I'm so very, very lonely.

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Replace Xbox with Nintendo or Dreamcast and that sounds like the perfect Valentine's to me - a cute geek, tacos, my favorite tv show, and games would be the best date ever.

Selena | February 10, 2011 1:18 PM

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