About Us
GuySpeak.com is a site where women are encouraged to ask their most intimate--and sometimes jaw-dropping--questions. They are about anything under the sun (or under the sheets.) Topics can cover everything from dating, sex, and relationships to weird work-life encounters, annoying family members, and the riddle of what to have for breakfast in the morning. Six distinct male personas--Chic Geek, Funny Guy, Girls' BFF, Mystery Man, Reformed Player, and Wise-Ass--offer a kaleidoscope of Y-chromosome perspectives. You've always said you wish you knew what guys were thinking... well this is your chance to find out!
The Guys
Chic Geek: The Chic Geek is equally comfortable amongst the hipsters at a Grizzly Bear concert or at home playing Wii Bowling with his friends, or if lucky enough, his girlfriend, on a Saturday night. Sure, he may have been shoved into the occasional locker back in middle school but that's all in the past now that geek is "in." He's always up on the latest gadget or Lost rumor and he's your go-to guy on everything from Star Wars-themed weddings to proper dating etiquette in the iPhone generation. (If only there was an app for love!) Ready to get your geek on?
Funny Guy: The Funny Guy firmly believes that the key to a woman's heart isn't wealth, good looks, or regular bathing, but rather The Truth. And frankly the truth often hurts, not because it's so mean but because it'll make you laugh til your stomach cramps. Our Funny Guy is trained in the way of the chuckle, but worry not, the yucks are only secondary to the seasoned nuggets of truth he dispenses. No question is too great or small for this Sex and Dating Virtuoso. Fire away, and let the LOL-ing commence.
Reformed Player: The Reformed Player knows the dark secrets that lurk in the hearts of men, mainly because they're his secrets too. And he's willing to reveal all the dirty truths -- if it means womankind will forgive him a little for all those times he never called back, told a half-dozen white lies in a row, or made out with your best friend. After all, players have an awful lot of fun. But they never really get the girl, not in the end. The Reformed Player can speak pick-up artist, sensitive emo-dude, and multiple dialects of douchebag. He's got the inside scoop on all the tricks, false promises, and smooth, jungle cat moves. And he is at your service.
Girls' BFF: The Girls' BFF is your BS filter. He's like a sweet and sour gummy bear. He'll tell you if "he's just not that into you" whether you want to hear it or not. But he'll also give you a hug and tell you that you don't need that guy anyway. The Girls' BFF is the guy who will listen to what you have to say, tell you when you're wrong, tell you when you're right, and then suggest everybody have a drink because, what the hell, who doesn't love a drink? Sometimes he's a part of the problem, but he's still always there to help you undo all of the (usually wrong) over-analysis you and your girlfriends can't stop yourselves from doing. Basically, the Girl's BFF is the guy who helps you figure out what's really going on. But the next move? That's all on you
The Wise-Ass: Nobody likes a Wise Ass, right? When the chips are down and you need advice, why bother asking an honest, objective stranger when you've got plenty of family and friends to coddle you and tell you exactly what you want to hear? Who needs the truth when all you really want is to feel better about yourself? A kick in the seat and a good laugh will ruin your little pity party. Besides, your mom and your unmarried 46-year-old friend with three cats and one ex-boyfriend from high school -- they know far more about guys than, say, a guy himself, right?
Mystery Man: Mystery Man will tell you the truth, as he sees it, without the hug. He'll tell you that your date never called again because you talked about yourself too much or because you likely had bad breath after that bad choice of garlic knots. The stuff that comes out of his mouth will almost always come as a shock. He won't pull any punches and almost always drops out of the sky like a deus ex machina. The truth isn't always popular, but it is always right.
