Is Mystery Man the only person who has noticed that Lady Gaga and Madonna are actually the same person? In an effort to kick start her career, it seems Madonna has again chosen to reinvent herself, this time in the form of Lady Gaga. Though she is not publicly owning up to this, there are many clues to support this assertion.
Skeptical? I submit five pieces of evidence, proof of sorts, that Lady Gaga and Madonna are without a doubt the same person:
1) Both are absolutely fascinated with “disco sticks.”
2) Both are dudes, although they will dispute that, further proof that they are one and the same person.
3) Both are really scary and muscly.
4) Neither can sing, nor dance.
5) They both freak out Mystery Man in the exact same way.