Q: When guy says he wants mental day off from a job, what does they mean?
A: A new game came out and he wants to play it. It's the day after the Super Bowl and he is really hungover and queasy from...
Chic Geek
The Chic Geek is equally comfortable amongst the hipsters at a Grizzly Bear concert or at home playing Wii Bowling with his friends, or if lucky enough, his girlfriend, on a Saturday night. Sure, he may have been shoved into the occasional locker back in middle school but that’s all in the past now that geek is “in.” He’s always up on the latest gadget or Lost rumor and he’s your go-to guy on everything from Star Wars-themed weddings to proper dating etiquette in the iPhone generation. (If only there was an app for love!) Ready to get your geek on?
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Recent questions answered by the Chic Geek:
Q: has anyone ever put spyware on someones cell phone? why? and what is the best cellphone spyware?
A: Wait, are you trying to spy on your boyfriend or husband? Why do you want to know the best spyware program? I'm not goin...
Q: omg. christina aguilera. wtf? gross
A: Oh come on now. It was spray tanner. In case you don't know what we're talking about, look at the photo of Christina Agu...
A: Well, I'm no doctor, but the first thing I would prescribe is a giant "chill pill." As in, relax and take one. And then ...
A: That's understandable. You're giving her a LOT of leeway with the "whole sexting with another guy" thing. The fact that ...
Q: What happens in a private booth of a strip club?
A: A dumb guy pays several hundreds of dollars for more lapdances and an overpriced bottle of cheap champagne. Strip c...
A: Great question! Valentine's Day can be tricky when it comes to gifts for your guy. There aren't as many obvious go-tos l...
A: That's a really sweet gift. Very thoughtful. It shows you care and acknowledge that his mom is still a part of his life....
A: How soon can you file for divorce? Tell your husband you want a divorce, go through the proper filing. If you have kids,...
A: Well, this may be the way he's always talked to his female friend and his ex and he thinks it's harmless. Or it could be...
A: It means he needs to stop using the word "erection" as an exclamation. Who is he, Quagmire from Family Guy? "Great sandw...
A: Well, you can just be honest like you would with any guy. Tell him you're not looking to date right now, or you don't wa...
A: Thanks for the question. Touched on this briefly in yesterday's question, but I think it's worth expanding on. As y...
A: There's nothing wrong with wanting to do the right thing and pay for your entertainment instead of stealing it online. P...
A: I know we say this a lot here, but it really needs to be said right now: WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH THIS GUY??? Really,...
Q: Would you mind being with a girl who doesn't drink?
A: Nah. Most guys don't care. As long as you're cool with him drinking responsibly, if that's what he's into, I wouldn't wo...
A: Wow. This one is hard. Well, my chivalrous side thinks he should let you keep the pet, but then the other half that love...
A: Time to ask him if he really wants to be your boyfriend. Because he's not acting like it. He wants to get attention onli...
A: Yes. Why go through this alone? It's bad luck that the condom broke, but you shouldn't have to deal with the consequence...
A: I think you can bring it up to your friend. Presumably she knows you slept with her brother, right? Maybe say,"yeah, jus...
A: My girlfriend is tall and sometimes wears heels, so I wanted to get her take first.Chic Geek's Girlfriend says: How...
A: What's sick is that you want this guy back. Well, that and the fact that he asked your mom for nude pics. (UGH. I feel i...
A: I like this question, because I am also in need of some positive thoughts to enter into the new year. 2012 as a concept ...
Q: Would it be cheating if I flirt and cuddle with another guy?
A: Your boyfriend probably thinks so. For most people, cheating doesn't necessarily mean sex. It can be as simple as sendin...
Q: Lovers turned friends. Do you still greet each other during the holidays?
A: Sure. It really depends on how friendly you are on a normal basis. Remember that the holidays brings up all kinds of emo...
A: The great thing about being creepy is that you'll know if you're being creepy. Because you'll suddenly be all alone. Wom...
Q: What does it mean if a man asks his daughter if it's okay to give his number to a lady?
A: It means he is concerned about his daughter's feelings. Perhaps he's recently divorced, and making sure his daughter fee...
A: Yeah, he committed a serious boyfriend fail. Standing up for you is part of his duty. Unfortunately we live in a world w...
A: Of course it's weird. He's your dad. No one wants to think about their parents that way. But what are you going to do? S...
A: Yeesh. No, not a fan of this. You're acting more like his mom than his girlfriend. Cutting him off from the normal thing...
A: First off, you're wrong. Men don't see you as the "eccentric old neighbor" or the "best gal pal" or whatever. Those are ...
A: SO EXCITED. What with The Dark Knight Rises trailer also out this week (yes, Bane is hard to understand it still looks a...
A: Yeah, I'm not a fan. Why fix what isn't broken? Oh, wait, it's Facebook. And of course I'll join everyone else in compla...
A: I think it's sweet. Most guys would agree. It sounds like something needs to happen in this relationship before the long...
Q: What do you do if your fat but dont wanna do workout videos?
A: Well, there's always the gym. And, uh, walking more. Or jogging. Sorry, but this question cracks me up. The idea that wo...
Q: Why is my 7 month old baby so ridiculously cute and happy all the time?
A: Because he doesn't know the meaning of the word "Kardashian." Ah, youth...(Seriously, they're some of Barbara Walte...
A: You know, I was just reading an interesting article in The Atlantic about how more and more women are shaving their...
A: Designer boxers briefs are a nice gift. Underwear as a gift should be chosen like any other piece of clothing -- get him...
A: Ha! What year was this poll taken? 1998? The poll was conducted by Men's Health and is SUPER BORING and dated. Here are ...
A: Well, I could be cheesy and say my girlfriend, but that isn't true. My girlfriend is great, but it dawned on me that I'v...
A: Okay...I won't advise divorce. How about a trial separation? Seriously, aren't you feeling more than hurt feelings right...
A: Well, first off I wouldn't compare yourself to reality TV. The show, which claims to celebrate celibacy, is of course go...
A: There's no way anyone can beat Adele at the Grammys. She's that combination of talent and mass appeal that Grammy voters...
A: False! Many, many men love women with short hair. In fact, there's an entire Tumblr (NSFW title) called F-- Yeah Girls W...
A: First off, I hope you said something to the brother later. You shouldn't be afraid to stand up for yourself. Don't just ...
A: Wanting to wear nice clothes doesn't make you a snob. Judging your friends for liking Target? Well...Doesn't really seem...
A: Sounds like he's trying to get a rise out of you. Maybe he misses you and is trying to get your attention. Yes, he shoul...
A: Of course you confront him. You say, "Why are you sending emails to other women and searching craigslist personals when ...
A: Tell him that you're worried about his health long-term and that too much meat is bad for his cholesterol and blood pres...
Q: What would you think if a girl you were interested in didn't have a Facebook? Red flag?
A: I'd think, "What year is this? 2003? Did I fall into a time vortex and end up in an era before Facebook? Are OutKas...
A: Not really. If you start defining what does and doesn't constitute cheating, you start down a slippery slope. "Well, the...
A: Well, clearly this is a case of you both being at different stages in the relationship. He thinks (not unreasonably, I m...
A: I caught half an episode and realized it's not for me. I like Zooey Deschanel. She's cute, funny and has a pretty cool w...
A: If you aren't close to your other sorority sisters, why bother? It would be one thing if you wanted to see your other fr...
Q: Have you ever read The Hunger Games? What are your thoughts on the new trailer?
A: Saw the trailer. Looks interesting. I like dystopian/post-apocalyptic sci-fi and enjoyed Jennifer Lawrence's performanc...
A: You should dump him. Even if he's trying to make you jealous, he's going about it in a crappy way. Who does that? He's s...
A: Well, if he's been close to after you've smoked, chances are the cat's already out of the bag on that one. Smoke tends t...
A: Yeah, seriously. Everyone has been saying that. Watch the trailer and let's discuss.First off, YES PLEASE. It's lik...
Q: What does it mean when a guy pulls your hair?
A: The Definitive Guide to Hair Pulling-- Ages 6-12: He's a little punk who thinks girls are icky and is being mean. Maybe ...
A: It happens. "Facebook depression" seems to be one of those things that has crept up in recent years. It used to be we w...
A: Wow. I don't even know where to start with this one. Okay...technically, "dry humping" usually involves having your clot...
Q: I just slept w/ my ex. He has a girlfriend, but says he "melts" and "folds" when he see's me...
A: Sorry, but it sounds more like you "melted" and "folded" for him. He sweet-talked you into sleeping with him behind his ...
A: There are a few signs that he's "fading out." Pulling back means maybe you see each other once or twice a week instead o...
A: Well, it started as the far catchier "Movember," which is a movement for guys to grow a beard or mustache to raise ...
A: Well, that's kind of a grey area because Halloween is the one time of the year when even the most conservative woman dre...
A: It depends on the guy, but this sounds like a case of your guy wanting to please his family. "I think we should have a b...
A: Whoa! Dial it back a notch, sister. You want to go from drunk emailing him a racy photo to "let's grab a cup of coffee a...
A: Yeah. Great movie. I remember being really affected by it when it came out. And the Damien Rice music! Just rewatching t...
A: Keep interning, but pick a place that you like. Is there a website, magazine, TV show, book publisher, etc., that you lo...
Q: I'm 95 and my girlfriend is 18.
A: Congrats! It's impressive enough that you lived this long. And then to score a girlfriend who is 77 years your junior? W...
A: Let him treat you. He wants to do something nice for you in front of his parents. Maybe it's important to him. Or maybe ...
Q: How do you apply for My Fair Wedding?
A: First, read my interview with David Tutera. You'll learn a lot about his thoughts on hot wedding dresses like the Kate M...
A: Uh, no. That seems weird. At the very least, he has a strong attachment to her that he doesn't want to share with you. E...
A: Could be nerves. He's psyched himself out from the build up. It could be that he rarely or never climaxes during sex. I ...
A: Foxy! I love it. Like the Jimi Hendrix song "Foxy Lady." That's a nice compliment. I like: GorgeousSexyAmazing...
Q: Is a haunted house a good get-to-know-you date? (Not the very first date).
A: Yes indeed. Haunted houses, carnivals, apple picking...all fun fall stuff. In fact, 80% of haunted house attendees are c...
A: That is a difficult situation. But it all comes down to whether or not YOU can handle another child. Forget the guy you ...
A: As long as he doesn't accidentally invite anyone else to the Gchat session, it'll be private. Sure, someone could hack h...
Q: I watched UP with my boyfriend and he didn't cry. Should I break up with him?
A: What? He didn't even tear up a little? Not even during the first few minutes? When I saw that opening montage with Carl ...
A: Awwwww. Flattery will get you everywhere. Or at least get your question answered. Well, I wouldn't say that all men lie ...
A: Heck yeah masturbation is a sin. It's sin-sational! Am I right, folks? I'll be here all night. Try the waiters, tip your...
A: Dayglow paint party? Can't say that I have. Off to the old Google machine...Huh. So this is a thing? Looks like a rave w...
A: Typically "bros before hos" means that you side with your guy friends over your lady. However, most guys eventually outg...
A: Usher. That dude hates shirts. What did shirts ever do to you, Usher?? Also, Matthew McConaughey. And of course.. You're...
A: I agree with your boyfriend. If the guys in your lab are going to judge you based on your appearance, they are jerks and...
Q: if a guy friend tells you, its to dangerous for you to be his friend.. what does this mean?
A: Could mean a few things...1. One, he is attracted to you and wants to sleep you with. BUT, he doesn't want a relationshi...
A: You have to be honest with him. As his former BFF, you owe it to him to be straight-up and say it just isn't working for...
A: No, not at all. Geez. Apparently money buys you crummy friends. Who are these friends who are telling you to expect your...
Q: What's the deal with Emma Stone? Why do so many guys have a crush on her? I just don't get it.
A: Well, she's funny for one thing. I liked her in Easy A and Crazy, Stupid, Love. And, now that I think about it, her brie...
A: Yeah, I find this story (and the Real Housewives trend in general) really gross and depressing. Now Taylor Armstrong is ...
A: No, you don't have to friend her. While it's good for your own sake to let the past be the past, there's no reason why y...
A: Not necessarily. At least you know he's interested. And you didn't sleep together, so there's still some mystery. The tr...
A: Yeah, it was pretty amazing. Reformed Player and I were actually talking about it in the Emmys chat last night. Best mov...
A: If you're dream-dating random men and can't look past your boyfriend's short-term physical ailments, then yes, you shoul...
Q: Why didn't he call me after our date?
A: Several reasons: 1. It's only been a couple days and he's waiting the traditional three days to call. Some guys do this ...
Q: Is it bad to do oral sex on a girl with their period?
A: Not if you're a vampire. Then it's probably tasty. Sorry! I couldn't resist. (Speaking of, did you see the new Twilight ...
A: Wow, that is a tough one. You might as well have asked me if I prefer air or water. Well, if I had a gun to my head (I d...
Q: Why do nice, genuine girls finish last?
A: Because they let jerks walk all over them. There's nothing that jerky guys love more than to find a nice girl, reel her ...
A: Overall, I would agree with that comment. While some exes can remain friends and be there for each other in small or lar...
Q: When do you think it's time for a guy to take down his online dating profile?
A: Well, that depends. Are you exclusive? If he's your boyfriend, there's no reason why he can't take the profile down once...
Q: Do you guys like lip and eyebrow piercings?
A: Some do, yes. There are definitely more guys into eyebrow piercings than lip, but plenty find lip rings attractive. More...
A: That sounds promising date-wise. He made specific plans that same day. It wasn't like you suggested the show and he went...
A: Who says all guys like Playboy models and porn stars? All guys aren't Charlie Sheen, David Spade, and other gross celebr...
A: Nah. It makes you an interesting person. Sure, if you're staying inside all day with the blinds closed reading Sylvia Pl...
A: Well, you made a pretty good case already. That sounds like the best possible scenario. It's not like you're posing in s...
A: I think it's pretty awful. (If it's even true.) When I have a daughter, she won't be allowed on Facebook until she's 35....
A: It could be that he started to feel awkward once things crossed from friends into racy, 1-900 number territory. Maybe he...
A: First off, don't worry. It happens. Yes, it wasn't the best way to handle the situation. But clearly you had some unreso...
A: That's a tough situation. Many people think that ADD (attention deficit disorder) and ADHD (attention deficit and hypera...
Q: I am kinda embarrassed to be asking this but Is there any danger to swallowing sperm?
A: As long as he doesn't have any STDs, you'll be fine. In fact, there are some (highly controversial) studies that suggest...
Q: What do you think of that 'Maggie Goes on a Diet' children's book?
A: In case you haven't heard, Maggie Goes on a Diet is an upcoming children's book encouraging young girls to become diet a...
A: Hold up a second. This question took a weird turn about halfway through. By "top portion," do you mean your breasts? You...
A: Nope. The worst thing you can do is to push him out of the closet. It's taken him half of his life to come to this point...
Q: How much is too much when it comes to texting your man sexy pics?
A: Less is definitely more when it comes to photo sexting. Think of it like the appetizer before the main course. (Sex is t...
A: Well, the good news is that older man/younger woman relationships are pretty common these days. More likely, people will...
A: Zombie movies are a good gateway drug into the horror genre. The Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (original or...
A: Are you sure he's okay? Have you checked with his friends or coworkers? What about his family? Maybe I've been watching ...
Q: My boyfriend doesn't like the movie The Big Lebowski. How can he not????
A: What?? Check his pulse. Is he alive? I have never met a guy who doesn't like The Big Lebowski. (Did you see the photos f...
A: Good question. I addressed the meaning of "It's complicated" in my guide to the new dating terms, but I think it's worth...
Q: What the hell does "I'm sprung" mean?
A: Well, according to the T-Pain song of the same name, "I'm sprung" means you're so in love with a woman, that you'd basic...
A: That is a weird text. Who calls someone "champ"? Is he sleeping with his high school football coach? Honestly, that soun...
A: Definitely yay. That's a nice idea. You can send a playlist of music videos or funny videos or clips from your TV shows ...
Q: Why do men pee in the shower?
A: The same reason why they pee in bushes, in alleyways while drunk, and into empty Coke bottles while on long road trips d...
A: Sounds like you're getting a bad deal here. If the PlayStation 3 was a gift, then why did you pay for half of it and hal...
A: Of course you should tell your husband. And then your husband should punch this guy square in the jaw and never speak to...
A: No, guys appreciate lingerie. Tearing it off you is the ultimate compliment. What, you want him to stop and admire the l...
A: That's probably the way he is-- a bit of a pretentious dbag. He doesn't have to like everything you like, but rolling hi...
A: I have! Fun place. Been to a few Six Flags actually. Also Disneyland, Disney World, Epcot, both Busch Gardens, King's Do...
A: Very sorry to hear about your loss. That is extremely rough, particularly at such a young age. But I agree-- your in-law...
A: Aww. I wouldn't worry. It happens to everyone. This one time I got really drunk at a family reunion. The next morning, I...
A: If you trust him and feel like it's something you want to share, go for it. He probably will notice a change while you p...
A: Hang on a second. Ever heard the expression "buried the lede"? In the newspaper business, it's when you ignore the meat ...
Q: Why do some men want to cuddle after sex? Can't we just get on with our day?
A: You must date a lot of sensitive emo dudes. Just kidding. If he wants to cuddle after sex, and he's not your boyfriend o...
A: You know what to do. There is no possible scenario where dating this guy is a good idea. Because the second you start da...
A: Giant nipples are awesome! So are small nipples, and medium-sized nipples. Nipples in general are pretty amazing. Some g...
A: Every man who has seen a naked woman in the flesh knows that breasts come in all shapes and sizes. Unless his sole expos...
A: Well, it's good that he's open and all, but it seems a little soon to be talking exes. In general, bringing up your exes...
A: Well, on the one hand, you do have a point. There are a lot of absurdly-proportioned Pamela Anderson/Jenna Jameson-types...
A: While I don't want to sell out a fellow geek here, it is pretty lame that he didn't take a break from the game for you. ...
Q: What do you think about J-Lo and Marc Anthony splitting up??
A: JLo and Marc Anthony split up??? But they seemed so happy together. Consulting the Internet...Oh. Yes, it seems that Jen...
A: First off, thank you. We appreciate your kind words. That said, while we're all highly evolved specimens of sensitive du...
A: If you're devastated, that's your thing. I'm not going to tell you how to feel. But you're not entirely without fault he...
A: Do you want a career in porn? Because if you and your brother take that check, you've all but guaranteed that you'll spe...
A: Wait, what?? On the list of "ways to get your girlfriend's mom to like you," I can't imagine why you went with "sleeping...
A: Yeah, I'm on it. Basically it's Google's version of Facebook, only with better sorting features. You can organize your f...
A: Yeah. It does seem like Hollywood just discovered the concept of "friends with benefits," doesn't it? It's like when Arm...
A: You need to email him and say he needs to keep his crush separate from work. Make it very clear that you are flattered, ...
A: Grind fest?? Like a festival for grinding? I assume you mean physically grinding on someone while dancing and not the ga...
A: I'm gonna go with intent here. Unless he's an investigative journalist writing a story on online dating, or a private de...
A: Sorry, but it sounds like you could stand to be knocked down a peg on the ego scale. These guys are putting themselves o...
A: It means that if ever breaks up with his girlfriend, you'd be on deck to take over. Like you're waiting in the wings for...
A: Interesting question! Pre-dating is definitely a thing. You might also call it "getting to know each other" or "making s...
Q: If you slap your boyfriend, is it okay for him to slap back?
A: Nope. Not okay. A double standard sure, but he still can't hit you back. It's just one of those things that guys can't d...
A: Well, I wouldn't say you're being a jerk, per se, but you're definitely not being very patient. You love this guy but yo...
A: Tell him once you feel comfortable enough to talk about past relationships. I wouldn't go into it on the first date, but...
A: Yeah, you're way past that point. You want a friends with benefits situation, and this guy, in the parlance of the Jerse...
A: Now this is a question I can relate to. While I don't have kids, I also live in the "city that only occasionally sleeps"...
A: First off, never, ever refer to yourself as a "gross-grape" again. That's your first mistake. Now, when you're out, are ...
A: Me too! Very sad. For those who may not have heard, Clarence "Big Man" Clemons, best known as the saxophonist in Bruce S...
A: No. Your past is just that-- in the past. Whether you were dating women, men, or both, if you say you're into men any de...
A: First of, I'm very sorry to hear about your loss. That is a very difficult situation, and I'm glad you are ready to star...
A: Yeesh. As break-up lines go, that one has to be the new "It's not you, it's me." It's a backhanded compliment. "You're s...
A: Secretary, the movie where James Spader spanks Maggie Gyllenhaal for like a hour and a half? Yeah, he's definitely into ...
Q: Why can't my girlfriend understand that I can Friend beautiful women on Facebook?
A: Hi Congressman Anthony Weiner! So glad to see you're a GuySpeak fan. Things are a little rough right now, huh? I'm kiddi...
A: I don't think the guy will care. I mean, you're not inviting your cousins along on dates or anything, right? I assume he...
A: Unfortunately, if he's ready to move on, no amount of "absence makes the heart grow fonder" game playing will work. Also...
A: It's not a strange request. In fact, it's a pretty smart move. There's nothing wrong with being safe. You're right-- man...
A: Are you getting help for your obsessive compulsive disorder? Therapy, medication, etc.? There are treatments and resourc...
Q: Do you think it's okay for a girl to exercise in just a sports bra in public?
A: If it makes you feel more comfortable, go for it. Sports bras aren't particularly revealing. Remember a while back when ...
A: Everyone feels the pull to settle down, be it from external pressure (family, friends) or the inescapable march of Fathe...
A: You've put up with this for two years? Haven't you proved to him by now that you're faithful? Clearly you need to leave ...
A: Let him be. This sounds like a pride thing. He wants to feel like he's in control of his own career. As a freelancer, he...
A: Awww! That's very sweet that you want to get your new guy a Father's Day gift. But your instinct is right-- it's too soo...
A: No, he doesn't have feelings for you. Maybe he did at one point, but now you're just the person he has sex with behind h...
Q: How do you get women to swallow?
A: Ask nicely. Don't hold her head down unless you never want her to go down on you again and/or go all "America's Funniest...
A: I would just be honest and tell him it's something you're doing to make ends meet. It isn't a career, but something you ...
A: I don't think this should be a huge factor in your relationship. A lot of people are on medication for depression and th...
Q: How do you stop being a serial cheater? I cant stop.
A: That's crazy talk. You can stop. Maybe you need help, but you can stop. People say they can't quit things all the time. ...
A: You won't have to worry about it, because pretty soon this jackass will never talk about your personal business again. W...
A: He wants to "bang" you? Stay classy, San Diego. Yes. It's entirely physical. He is absolutely just trying to sleep with ...
A: Because he doesn't want to date you or be your boyfriend. He's just looking for a f-buddy, a friend with benefits, or a ...
A: That's definitely a legit reason to break-up with someone. As you said, social issues are important to you, and how you ...
A: Wow, that's awkward. And thank you for the "slapping sounds" part. Now I won't be able to get that image out of my head....
A: It means you're that rare gem that's hard to find. Like Waldo, it was tough to find you, but when he did, it was totally...
A: He's giving you mixed signals because he's deciding whether or not to cheat on his girlfriend. Avoid at all costs. You s...
A: Well, I agree that he should have told you that he had sex with his ex, even if they stopped. At least for your own safe...
A: Unless the guy is literally hung like a horse, this isn't really a problem. What makes us not crush Bill and Ted (or Hue...
A: I wouldn't worry. Like you said, it's a dumb Facebook app. It sounds like she's paying him a compliment. What, she's goi...
A: Wow, either your boyfriend really wanted to sleep with this stranger or he's a total sucker. Did he ever get the money b...
Q: Is it okay for two males to share a bed if it saves money on a room for a vacation to Amsterdam?
A: Yes, of course that's okay. You're in Amsterdam! Live a little. I assume you're staying at a hostel? Why not bring sleep...
A: That's a tough situation. You want to support your boyfriend's career, but eight months with limited phone/Internet conn...
A: What?? What?? Hold on a second. I need to pick my jaw up off of the floor. Why are you you still with this guy? It is ab...
A: It means he's not looking to get serious. He likes you, wants to keep dating, but isn't looking to be your boyfriend. He...
A: This guy is pure slime. In front of his wife and kid??? His poor wife. She shouldn't put up with that. I hope she leaves...
A: Try not to worry. For one, he's probably thinking the exact same thing. Blind dates are so quaint! These days with onlin...
A: Ha! No, he's not gay. Or maybe he is, but not because he watched royal wedding coverage. As a straight man who was up at...
A: Wait until after graduation to do anything. For one thing, he might have a (smart) policy against dating students. Even ...
A: It'll change your relationship a little bit, sure. You'll have to get used to cohabiting and melding your possessions an...
Q: My boyfriend says he is not into me but more into my friend. What should I do?
A: Dump this guy so fast his head spins. What a terrible way to break up with someone. Even if he's being honest about his ...
A: And...that's how abusive relationships start. He crosses a line that no guy should EVER cross, says he's sorry and will ...
A: Yes. That is absolutely crazy. Who uses MySpace anymore? The last time I logged into my profile, Bush was president. (In...
Q: Why do guys like catfighting?
A: Well, there's always the possibility that clothes will come off. They never do, but if you've watched enough professiona...
A: Does the tattoo have personal meaning to him? Or is it just something stupid? If it has personal meaning, you might have...
A: Well, now you're at the point where you can tell him straight. You've gotten past the initial dating awkwardness. If you...
A: Definitely start with Batman: The Animated Series, easily one of the best depictions of Batman in any media and one of t...
A: It means he's a scummy jerk. A real friend wouldn't take advantage of you like that. Clearly he wants to hook up, but he...
A: Wait, how do you know he's on these sites? Do you have a profile as well?? Were you surfing for dudes and your guy came ...
A: Dump him. Telling you that you're missing out on other guys is his way of saying he wants to, as the Jersey Shore gang s...
A: Go get a STD test. Immediately. If you were having safe sex, you might be okay. If you didn't have sex when he had an ou...
A: You do whatever you need to do to get through this. Tell him, don't tell him. It's your decision. If he's a good guy, he...
A: The "Asians in the library" blonde? She dug her own grave. Why put that sort of thing online? Of course people are going...
Q: Any hopes for a group chat soon??
A: Hopefully soon! We're also discussing a possible Facebook chat for the folks over there. (Have you "liked" us yet? Now's...
A: Allow me to rant about texting for a second. As much as I appreciate the convenience, that sort of crap would never have...
A: No, you need to give up your husband. Oof. This guy is the worst. So let me get this straight: - He cheated on you. - Yo...
Q: Bruce Springsteen or Bon Jovi?
A: Wow, that's a tough one. And I'm not even from Jersey! Let's weigh the pros and cons. Bon JoviPros: "Livin' on a P...
A: Volunteer work is a step in the right direction. He needs what the French call "le kick in the pants." There are a few o...
Q: If a guy asks for advice on another girl, am I automatically in the friend zone?
A: Pretty much. Sorry. At best, you're a fallback plan. Sure, it would be nice if life played out like an '80s movie and th...
A: Sounds like he's got two girlfriends: You and sweet Mary Jane. I kid, I kid. Seriously, that's a tough situation. We've ...
Q: My boyfriend breaks my stuff whenever he is mad at me. What should I do?
A: Pick up your phone. Type this as a text message: U SUK. GO AWAY 4 EVR. Then never speak to him again. Seriously, that is...
Q: On a scale of premium to 42, how much do guys like The Princess Bride?
A: 42! Princess Bride is one of those movies that helps you determine whether or not a person is worth knowing. If they can...
A: Wow. How long was the break?? I imagine it went down something like this:Him: Honey, what did you do during our break? Y...
A: Comfort is definitely a big concern for guys, from the most stylish clotheshorse to the filthy slob who dresses like a r...
A: First off, give yourself a high five. No, seriously, do it. I'm not kidding. I'll wait. So...Chris Brown, huh? I wouldn'...
A: Eh, I don't know. You probably don't have to worry but it does seem kind of lame. On the one hand, I can't knock him for...
A: Now that the weather is FINALLY getting warmer, I've been getting my spring mix on. Here are some hot jams and albums I'...
Q: Is it embarrassing to go back to school at 27 and possibly be a 29/30 year old intern?
A: No, not at all. Particularly now. The economy being what it is, all bets are off in terms of what you should and shouldn...
A: Oh, I've heard it. And it's the worst/best thing ever. In case you aren't familiar with this new classic, Rebecca Black ...
A: To cheat on his girlfriend. He brought up the fact that he had a girlfriend after what sounds like two dates? Maybe that...
A: I think it depends on the person. Love is an amazing thing. If a guy falls for you, the gender you identify yourself as ...
A: You raise some good points. However, I think it goes deeper than your man's porn viewing habits. Unless he's Charlie She...
A: First off, bravo. You are a survivor. I cannot imagine what you're going through right now. A friend of mine went throug...
A: Just be yourself and don't be an a-hole. Who cares if they think you sound preachy? They're probably boring and have not...
A: Your boyfriend sounds like a cranky-pants! He won't watch one movie of your choosing? That's not cool, Broseph. Sometime...
A: Does it, though? If being in a relationship with you doesn't feel right to him, wouldn't you want to know? What if the t...
A: No way. You were smart to dump him. What he did was not okay. He got physically abusive with you because you looked at a...
A: He's not interested. There are few worse responses to "Do you miss me?" than "kinda." Sure, "no" is worse, but who is go...
Q: My husband is a liar and a cheat and he has me trapped so I can't leave with my kids.
A: Get a lawyer. If you can't afford one, consult the Legal Aid chapter in your area. There is always a way out. If he's ch...
A: WHAT? That is so not okay. I've never been in a fight in my life, but if one of my friends did that to my girlfriend I'd...
A: All you can do is let him know that you want to be monogamous and then actually be monogamous. You can't change your pas...
A: I'm assuming that you and this second guy used the "pull-out method"? You realize that even if he didn't ejaculate insid...
A: Ha. That's the first time I've heard of anyone having a Peter Lorre in M fetish. I'm sure you're not alone in your prefe...
A: Do you think he's cheating or are you just curious? If you think he's cheating, you should talk to him about it. Has he ...
Q: Can guys pull off green chinos?
A: Uh, is it St. Patrick's Day? Then, sure. Every other day of the year? Eh, not so much. A guy in green pants just screams...
A: Short of erupting into a Mel Gibson-esque racist rant, I can't imagine there's anything that you could do during the pre...
A: Time to talk. You understandably are still hurt and have some unresolved feelings about what he did. He doesn't like to ...
Q: Does the silent treatment work?
A: No. It's passive-aggressive and stupid. It's like a child holding their breath until they get what they want. You're say...
A: I can't imagine there's a 25-year-old guy alive who would lie about being a virgin. What would he have to gain? Perhaps ...
A: Sometimes. Though most of us don't write blog posts about how our ex is a b-word and then go create a sexist "Hot or Not...
A: Yeah, he screwed up. Big time. This is your first Valentine's Day, the one that sets the precedent for all future Valent...
A: You are experiencing one of the great ironies of life: Sometimes when we finally get what we want, we no longer want it....
A: Here's what you do: 1. Go to the bar often. Become a regular, though not in a stalker-y way. Bring friends with you. Tel...
A: Yes. Extremely irrational. No guy you would ever want to date would make an assumption like that. If he judges you based...
Q: What does it means when a guy takes you out to eat and he only eats a salad?
A: He's manorexic. No, I'm kidding. Maybe he's a vegetarian, or perhaps he had a big lunch and wasn't very hungry. Or maybe...
A: Well, I'm not a father, but the universal rule of teenagers throughout time is that if you tell them not to do something...
A: Wow. Six years and not a single present on your birthday or during the holidays? No flowers on Valentine's Day? Not even...
A: Well, first you should get confirmation as to whether or not he actually had an affair with a student from something oth...
Q: If a girl is really short, would that matter to a guy??
A: Nah. I don't think guys really care all that much about height. It's seems to be more important to women. You rarely see...
A: Yes, that is all very weird. And--more importantly-- hurtful to you. In fact, I would say what you have is not a real re...
A: Absolutely not afraid. Based on personal experience, I can say that quite the opposite is true. I've dated black and bir...
A: It means he's married, engaged, or has a girlfriend. There are few more obvious signs of a cheater than a guy who won't ...
A: Wow. That is really rough. Anorexia is a serious condition. Even though you're in recovery, you still need support from ...
A: No offense, but this question made me laugh for like half an hour. It's like a scene from one of the American Pie movies...
Q: GEEK QUESTION!!! Who's your favorite Robin? For that matter, who's your favorite Bat'?
A: Tim Drake. While he's not the most popular choice, Tim Drake was Robin during the '90s when I first started reading Batm...
A: Yeah, shut that down. Take him aside and let him know he's being annoying. Either he likes you, and is jealous of the at...
A: No. Walk away now. When you see a hornet's nest, do you kick it and hope you won't get stung? Because right now you're a...
A: There's a guy out there who doesn't like Star Wars?? I thought everyone with a penis was required to like Star Wars, The...
Q: iPhone or BlackBerry? I own a BlackBerry but am thinking of changing. What would you suggest?
A: BlackBerry, but the iPhone is definitely tempting. I've held out because I like my phone to, you know, actually make pho...
A: Dance! Have fun. Be yourself. Don't worry about being attractive to every guy at the party. That's impossible. Some guys...
A: He's probably trying to flirt and stumbling for conversation topics. Maybe he legitimately liked the necklace, or maybe ...
A: This is a tough one. On the one hand, it's probably your dad's way of trying to connect with you. He's sad about his aun...
A: Yeah, that's weird. Why does she need to be such a big part of your life together? This is not "yeah, they're cool with ...
A: Well, maybe you have a cute butt. What's wrong with that? Doesn't seem weird to me, as long as he didn't say it at your ...
Q: What's your opinion of adult nursing relationships?
A: You mean like dating when you have a full-time career as a nurse? I can imagine it's difficult to maintain a relationshi...
A: (Yes, I realize that Mystery Man already answered this one. But we GuySpeak guys are all beautiful snowflakes--no one an...
A: First off, I'm very sorry to hear about your grandmother's passing. But you can't beat yourself up over this. If nothing...
Q: Did you see Black Swan? What did you think of it?
A: Really great! A creepy portrait of obsession. It definitely showed the darker side of professional ballet (the physical ...
Q: If you're pregnant, can the man's penis hit the baby during sex?
A: If the guy is really large, yes. You know when the mom feels a kick in her stomach? That's the baby getting revenge for ...
A: Ha, yeah. Hipsters like curvy blondes. Don't worry. Skinny hipster guys don't exclusively date skinny hipster girls. It ...
A: Pass. I'm taken. Also, you should stop having one-night stands with a-holes. It's your first step towards meeting a nice...
A: What??? What???? No. Telling you about other women he fantasizes about is not normal. That is flat-out messed up. Porn, ...
Q: Why do guys say condoms are uncomfortable?
A: Because they're trying to trick you into having unprotected sex. "Condoms are uncomfortable." "I can't feel anything wit...
Q: What does it mean when a guy leaves the bathroom door open when he pees?
A: It means you're married. Congratulations! Or it means he's very, very comfortable with you. If it's early into the relat...
A: Not necessarily. He definitely dropped the ball here (six months warrants at least a card), but he might not have realiz...
A: Of course not. Because if she fell asleep with her makeup on, that means we had wild, crazy, probably drunken sex the ni...
A: Why not do both? If the party sucks, you can always bail with your friend, pop the champagne and watch Ryan Seacrest awk...
A: That's a tough situation, but an easy answer: obviously you should be faithful. I assume she's cutting you off for relig...
A: Why are you embarrassed about online dating? Everyone does it. Match, OK Cupid, eHarmony, etc. It's one of the ways we m...
A: There's no reason to feel guilty at this point. You were faithful to him, and told him right away, so you've done everyt...
Q: So this guy in my class wanted me to sit in his lap. Why does he want me to do that?
A: Maybe he wants to know what you want for Christmas. Perhaps he's Santa Claus in disguise! Or, you know, he likes you, an...
A: Yeah, that's skeevy. He's probably attracted to you, and maybe bored in his relationship. Or he's just an inappropriate ...
Q: What is the best way to ask a girl for nude pics?
A: There is only one way to ask your girl for nude pics. See below. And don't say I never did anything for you, men of the ...
Q: Does it mean anything special when a guy IMs you as "hey you" rather than just "hey" or "hi"?
A: That's a tough one to call over IM. It could be like "Hey, yooooou" said all slow and smooth in order to be flirty. (Sor...
Q: My guy hates when I put make up on and when I have cleavage. What does that mean?
A: It means he's a jealous, controlling douchebag. Who doesn't want their lady to look like the kind of smoking hot mega-fo...
A: Yeah, grinding is a form of cheating. It might not be as bad as sleeping with someone else, but the intent is still the ...
A: Stop. Back away from Facebook. No good will come from comparing the relationship he had with his ex to yours. You know t...
Q: Why are guys threatened by lesbians?
A: Uh, by "threatened," you mean "turned on," right? I don't know any guys who feel threatened by lesbians. We don't go aro...
A: Well, it could be that women are inherently smarter than men. Or maybe it's a global media conspiracy (perpetrated by th...
A: Simple: Parties, parties, and more parties. Accept every party invitation that comes your way. Go to work parties, parti...
Q: Is it a bad idea to start dating someone new during the holiday season?
A: Not at all! The mistletoe, the twinkling lights, the tipsy office parties...the holidays are a great time for new love. ...
A: No. Stop that thinking immediately. If it wasn't consensual, then you didn't let it happen. You feel violated because yo...
Q: How important is it to have a man cave?
A: I prefer to call it my "nerd cave" or "nerd lair." "Man cave" sounds like a gay bar from the '70s. ("Mantuary" is a litt...
A: Ouch. Did you have a sudden onset of "present face"? That's a rough one. We've all been there. Okay, here's the thing......
A: Why not try author readings? Keep an eye out for readings at your local indie or chain bookstore. They're good for mingl...
A: Man, pretentious classical music buffs are the worst. I like Handel's "Messiah" as much as the next NPR nerd, but I also...
A: Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with you and everything to do with the fact that your husband has a drinking probl...
A: In this case, I hate to be right. (See the original answer here.) But now you know that he is not someone you want in yo...
A: Congrats on gaining some confidence. Too bad it came at the expense of someone who cared about you. If you're not carefu...
A: Sorry to burst your crush bubble, but I'm not sure asking him out is such a good idea. For one thing, your employer migh...
Q: My roommate Laura wants to know if men actually like ATM.
A: They're okay, I guess. Well, except the one at the deli down the block from me. That one is the worst. Always out of ser...
Q: Will my c-section scar be a turn-off/unattractive to my husband?
A: Nah. Presumably the wonderful, amazing child (or children) that sprang from his loins emerged from that scar. Nothing wr...
A: Uh, him? Sorry. I don't mean to get all Mystery Man on you, but you need a little tough love. You broke up many years ag...
A: No, that's different. (See the original answer here.) That's preferring one hair color over another, not an entire race ...
Q: I love boobies. That's all.
A: Can't argue with that. Every once in a while, you just gotta let the world know how wonderful boobies are. Men, women, b...
A: What do you do? You file for divorce immediately. Right? And maybe sue for emotional distress and abuse. Let me see if I...
A: You are absolutely wasting your time. Why be with someone who openly tells you that he prefers to date other types of wo...
A: Take a break. A serious break. No getting together for a casual drink that turns into you getting drunk and waking up in...
A: Two days. After that point, he's probably not going to call. Someone who is interested is going to act pretty fast. At t...
Q: Guys with girlfriends always approach me. Why do I have "slut" written across my forehead?
A: It's their fault. Some guys are just skeezy. Swat 'em off like flies. You're probably friendly, and they take that as a ...
A: Three reasons: 1) They have no backbone. 2) They want a mommy, not a girlfriend. 3) They're so in love/lust with her, th...
A: What's wrong with cute? Since when did cute become a bad thing? Why isn't "cute" the default for a photo? Slutty should ...
Q: What's a good conversation starter for me to say to a hipster geek?
A: "Which is better: The Walking Dead comic or the TV show?" "Did a hipster d-bag bomb go off in here? It's wall-to-wall V-...
A: He feels guilty. That's why he's pretending like your little romantic evening never happened. Because he knows that if h...
A: Skip concerts. That's more of a second or third date thing. Concerts aren't really conversation-friendly. You can talk b...
A: Wow. Your guy's dad sounds awful. He takes out a high school grudge on you? That's the mark of a terrible, petty person....
A: This might not be a popular opinion, but I think fishnets are due for a comeback. They shouldn't just be for truck-stop ...
A: He turns down sluts for you? That's the ultimate honor. How can you pass on this prize? He's literally fighting off slut...
A: Maybe. You have to assume he hands out cards to a lot of people for both personal and professional reasons. Handing you ...
A: Wow. That is unbelievably wrong. And also grounds for divorce. A good divorce lawyer could sue him for all he's worth so...
A: You're talking about Elmo, right? He's the worst. "Tickle me!" "Play with me!" So annoying. Look at what happened with K...
A: He will absolutely cheat on you again. The only absolutes in life are death, taxes, and that creeps who cheat on you, ge...
A: B, with a hint of A. As med students, I'm assuming you guys get crushed studying-wise fairly often. Chances are he actua...
A: Stop hooking up with him. Ignore his booty calls, booty texts, booty IMs, booty Facebook messages, booty Tweets. This gu...
Q: What does it mean if a guy started holding one of my hands while I was going down on him?
A: It means he's a romantic. Ain't love grand? ...
Q: Why do guys joke about infidelity?
A: Why do guys joke about the Holocaust? Or rape? Because they're insensitive and/or enjoy pushing the boundaries. As a com...
A: He probably likes you and wants to see you again before he leaves. Or, he wants a brief fling before he takes off for a ...
Q: We've been dating for 3 years. Why won't he make a move and make out with me?
A: Are you sure you're actually dating? Sounds like you're just really good friends. Unless he's secretly gay, I can't imag...
A: You know what to say. Tell him you're not interested in dating anyone right now. You need some solo time. "I'm flattered...
A: Highly doubtful. If my eighth grade science teacher taught me anything, it's that opposites attract. The fact that your ...
A: Maybe. But you might be reading too much into his reaction. No offense, but this sounds like more of a personal quirk. S...
Q: What name do you call a guy that sleeps with a lot of women?
A: Interesting question. "Man whore" or "himbo" are the go-tos. But these are just terms used to insult women reappropriate...
A: This is a tough one, considering that I'm currently in the middle of Red Dead Redemption and literally cannot think abou...
Q: What does it mean when a man loves you because you remind him of Justin Bieber?
A: It means you have a short haircut. And possibly a singing voice pitched at a level that only dogs can hear. Oh, what a s...
Q: Do girls like "The Shocker"?
A: Not if you don't ask first. Nobody likes a surprise Shocker. Though I guess that's sort of redundant. The name implies t...
A: The whole "lonely single woman with cats" thing has become sort of a cliche. It's also pretty sexist. Guys with cats don...
A: Nope. It's a dream. Right now you are asleep on a train while Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt ru...
A: Man, I wish I still fit into the clothes from my modeling days. Those sailor suits were adorable. Everyone said I was th...
A: Yikes. This one is a loaded gun. Okay. First off, you should know that what your so-called friend did is wrong. Some mig...
Q: Do you like X-men comics? If so, how do you feel about Wolverine becoming a vampire?
A: Of course I like the X-Men. They were some of the first comics I read as a kid. I love all the classic stories ("Days of...
A: "She isn't even that cute" is what a douchebag troll with a tiny weenus says after a girl fails to fall for his Ed Hardy...
A: Oh, there's plenty of truth to drunk dials. In fact, that's all there is-- pure, unadulterated truth. Booze has a way of...
A: What are you afraid of? Seems like the perfect icebreaker. If he likes your art, that means he has some level of interes...
A: Ouch! How do you know he's never had a girlfriend before? Has he told you, or are you just assuming that because he's a ...
A: Yes, it should bother you. Every guy knows that you take a quick glance, and then immediately focus on your girlfriend. ...
A: Why do you want him back? He made plans, and then completely blew you off without even a call or text. Sending him a bun...
A: Ask questions. When he talks, listen. Don't just wait to talk. When he's finished talking, ask more questions. This may ...
A: Props! Now he should go down on you while you watch Glee. It's only fair. (Kim from The Frisky adds, "How about they com...
A: You should absolutely not date him just to date someone. He deserves better than that. Think about how you would feel in...
A: That's definitely okay. Block away. This is one of those instances where online life should act like real life. If you m...
Q: My boss from just broke up with me because he is stressed with work. What should I do?
A: Focus on your job and hope that things don't get weird. This is one of the many complications that comes with dating the...
A: "Wouldn't It Be Nice" is a great idea. Friends of mine used that as their recessional song. Another friend used "I'm Int...
A: I'm going to file this one under "not cheating," particularly if you tell your boyfriend about it. In fact, he might wan...
A: Wow, this is the opposite of the questions we usually get. See readers, some guys do like curvy women. Don't gain weight...
A: I love "Jessie's Girl"! But Jessie was still with his girl when smooth Rick Springfield decided that he wanted to "make...
A: Because he's a super turbo douche-troll who has zero respect for you. Even if he's just being friendly, he shouldn't do ...
Q: How can you meet good guys at a bar?
A: That's a tough one. You can certainly meet a guy at a bar. (All you have to do is stick around until last call and you'r...
A: Don't worry. Most people don't find their first love in college. Some do, but for others it takes a little longer. Most ...
Q: Which is worse for a married man to have ... an emotional affair or a physical affair?
A: Honestly, it depends on the person. Some people would say emotional is worse, since a physical affair is ostensibl...
A: Most of it! While we might not have a ton of insight into the lesbian dating experience, we do have plenty of stuff to s...
A: He's not calling because you kind of blew him off. "Let's see what happens" might be your way of saying you want to get ...
Q: Can an uncircumcised man orgasm during sex with a condom?
A: Yes. Of course. Don't let him tell you otherwise. "I can't feel anything with a condom" is the oldest dirtbag trick in t...
A: Uh, if the guy's really into Pokemon, he might be cool with it. (You aren't doing this in public, right?) Otherwise, he ...
Q: What are the signs you're just a rebound?
A: The signs will be similar the ones given off by a guy who is just looking for sex, only with slightly more emotions invo...
Q: How much of Lyfe Jennings' "Statistics" do you agree with?
A: First off, that song is tremendous. (Listen to it here, or go here to watch the video.) Second, Lyfe Jennings is for rea...
Q: I'm very patient with my Scorpio man but he's so stubborn and mean. Should I leave or stay?
A: Oh, Scorpios. I don't put all that much stock in astrology, but Scorpios can definitely be mean. (I should know-- I'm re...
A: Yes, it's understandable. You work for the FBI and he's applying for a job, right? No? It's just your boyfriend? Then do...
A: Because it's been 20 years and he is a completely different person with a whole new life. He might have a wife and kids,...
A: He likes you. The sports stuff was just to break the ice. If he was just looking to talk sports, he has about a bajillio...
Q: How do you know when a guy only wants you for sex? What are the signs?
A: Here's ten signs: 1. He doesn't want to cuddle, spoon, snuggle or do anything that doesn't involve putting his penis in ...
A: "Put-Outers-Remorse." That's funny. And true. If you feel bad about it, that's a sign you should slow things down. You l...
Q: Is it normal for my husband to only be friends with women and spend hours on the phone with them?
A: Hours on the phone? Is your husband a 14-year-old girl? I start to get antsy if I'm on the phone for more than ten minut...
A: I'd give it some more time. "I'm not getting married until I'm 35" is what every twenty-something guy says at some point...
A: Because you're unhappy. You were unsatisfied in your marriage, and you cheated. For a year. Not a one-night stand that y...
Q: From a heterosexual female: if I get turned on by myself, am I vain?
A: Uh...no? I suppose that doesn't necessarily make you vain. Though you might want to question the whole heterosexual thin...
A: You're not too old to have kids. Don't forget that woman in India who gave birth to triplets at the age of 66. While the...
Q: What does it mean when a guy will only come to your apartment and won't take you out?
A: It means you're his booty call. Or booty text. Possibly his booty IM or booty Skype if he doesn't feel like using his mi...
A: Is it a coworker? If so, then you shouldn't worry. He's traveling, making professional contacts. Facebook can be a netwo...
A: Wow. Frankly, I'm kinda stumped. I have never heard of a tall, curvy gal with gorgeous eyes having trouble finding a guy...
A: Sadly, I think you know what's going on. He's done with the relationship and too chicken to tell you. It's particularly ...
A: Man, I hear ya. That's the dream, right? Who doesn't want to be a kept man for some wealthy socialite? Lounging by the p...
A: Go for it. That hairstyle is super trendy right now. All the stars are sporting it. Rihanna, Katie Holmes, Justin Bieber...
A: Men definitely like the retro '60s Mad Men look. It's a welcome return to the time before Spanx and emaciated hipster Am...
A: Ouch. I'm afraid you're stuck in the friend zone. On the plus side, he told you in the nicest way possible. I don't thin...
A: No. Stretch marks are a part of life, like acne or pesky nose hairs that make you sneeze when you pull them out with a t...
Q: No questions about Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Nick? Or have you managed to avoid it?
A: Oh, I saw it. Took the girlfriend a while back. She knows it's bad, but still enjoyed the books. (Well, except for Break...
A: No guy worth meeting will feel intimidated by you. Why would a guy not want to be with someone who is fit, successful, a...
A: Not necessarily. It could actually be his sister's birthday. That's not entirely outside of the realm of possibility. St...
Q: How do you keep men whipped?
A: Be really good in bed. Also, make him nice pies. Or cakes, depending on his preference. ...
A: Stop laughing at everything he says. In fact, only laugh when he cracks a really funny joke. Unfortunately, now he think...
A: You shouldn't do anything except support her in whatever she decides to do next. This is not an easy situation. How long...
A: Of course you should tell him it's not his. Why is not telling him even an option? Did I just fall into "opposite dimens...
A: Kid Cudi. His recent album, Man on the Moon, features indie acts like MGMT and Ratatat and has a really eclectic sound. ...
A: Dump him. That'll get his attention. Seriously, stop being his doormat. He knows he can treat you like garbage and you'l...
A: You should definitely tell him, and also let him know that you need help stopping. If he's about to move in with you, I ...
Q: why do you look like such a douch in your picture?
A: But... a handsome douche, right? RIGHT? I don't know why I look like such a douche. I blame my face....
A: I'll probably take flak for this, but I don't think guys should ever wear necklaces. (This is coming from someone who wo...
A: Probably a little of both. Two dates warrants an email break up at the very least. Honestly, I'd rather someone just blo...
A: Awww! This broke my heart. Seriously, this is so sweet. There will not be a dry eye in the house at your wedding. As for...
Q: Are guys afraid to date widows?
A: Immature guys who are afraid of emotions, sure. Everyone else? Nah. Would someone be cautious when starting a relationsh...
A: Every previous girlfriend cheated on him? Yikes. Remind me to never get on the same plane as this guy, cause that is som...
A: So I assume he's dragging you to Lilith Fair this summer? Hey, I'm not judging. I went to the original back in the '90s....
A: Dump him. He's using the need to keep the relationship on the DL as an excuse to womanize females. You're doing the righ...
A: Report him to your supervisor. He's made it a sexual harassment issue at this point. It doesn't matter that it's summer ...
Q: Need help on dating a stripper
A: Listen to the T-Pain song "I'm in Love with a Stripper." The soulful, Auto-Tuned lyrics will tell you all you need to kn...
A: Oh, well, at least he's being honest. Are you serious? Unless you want an open marriage, this is grounds for divorce. Of...
A: By "amazing bedroom skills," I assume you mean she always makes the bed neatly, doesn't leave crumbs under the covers, ...
A: Why not have an interfaith wedding? It's very common. I asked my friend Christine, who had a Jewish/Catholic ceremony, f...
A: Ah, the ol' friend switcheroo. It can be tricky, because it means potentially spending time with your ex. Even if you're...
A: Wow, that's a really nice doctor. Clearly he's concerned about your health. Don't call him unless it's an emergency. You...
A: Yeah, that's not cool. Why doesn't he want you to go? The whole point of a class reunion is to show your former classmat...
A: He means he loves his wife and is happily married. The only part of this that sounds weird is that you lied to him about...
A: Unfortunately, the answer is pretty simple: to women, a man with kids says "stability." For many single guys, however, a...
A: Ouch. Poor guy. (And poor you.) This instance should probably be filed in the "rookie mistake" category. He got excited ...
Q: Is it annoying to ask my geek friend to repair my computer multiple times?
A: It's not annoying if he is cool with it, but I certainly hope you're buying him dinner or doing something else nice for ...
Q: Is it that hard for guys to give a sincere apology?
A: What?! Guys can't apologize?? How dare you ask such a thing?? Why, the nerve of some people-- I'm sorry. Didn't me...
A: Has he offered to make dinner for you? Suggested cheap dates like nature hikes, free museum nights, etc.? Ten times with...
A: Great question. Many readers have asked where they can meet a nice, geeky guy. Therefore, I present the secret hideouts ...
A: Well, I don't think he handled this well, but it all sounds pretty legit. He should have told you he was communicating w...
Q: My boyfriend complains about my weight all the time. What should I do?
A: Dump him. Change the locks. Leave his stuff out on the lawn. Even if he's concerned about your health, he's being a jerk...
Q: Why do men always neglect to use a GPS or Mapquest?
A: Well, if every stand-up comedian I've ever seen is to be believed, men hate asking for directions. And in our modern age...
A: I'm worried that I've never heard of Tagged.com. I thought everyone was doing Foursquare now. Hold on, let me look at it...
A: Dump him. First he's making you watch him scarf down a Big Beef and Cheddar, then he's forgetting your birthday and "lik...
A: Stop being friends with your ex-wife. You will be amazed how the world opens up to you once you ditch your obvious bagga...
A: 30 partners?? And he's only 20? How can the guy stand upright? Does he walk into a room, trip and fall into the girl, an...
Q: Do you have to be dumb to get a guy?
A: To get a dumb guy, yes. Dumb guys hate smart girls. When they meet a brainy lady, they get confused and punch the neares...
A: She's absolutely cyberstalking you. This is like something out of a movie! How did you figure out that Jane Doe (or what...
A: This one is sort of a lose/lose situation. If you say something to her, she'll get defensive and just think you're jealo...
A: Your boyfriend is living proof that some guys like it wild and woolly down there. We get this question a lot, and the an...
Q: Do guys not like curly hair?
A: Curly hair is awesome. You can run your hands through it. It says, "I'm a wild, uninhibited person who doesn't play by s...
A: You aren't psycho-- he's a douche. He shouldn't be having tickle fights with anyone but his girlfriend. (I can't believe...
A: Great suggestion! Check out previous installments in the "GuySpeak Mega Awesome Mix" series below and leave your picks f...
A: You're welcome! Glad to help. (Read her question here.) I also have to give credit to our readers for their great commen...
Q: I really this guy, but I recently found out he doesn't like Asian girls. What should i do?
A: Forget him. It's his loss. Who rules out an entire ethnicity? Oh, right, racists. He's racist, or, at the very least, ov...
A: Oh, absolutely. He could fall madly in love with you, and you could be still getting over someone. You could meet him, f...
A: Well, I was going to say go for it and let him pay for you (how often do you get swept away overseas?) until you mention...
A: You shouldn't worry. There's a reason why you are the opposite of his sister: he doesn't want to date his sister. Becaus...
A: Man, I remember the first time I got chicken pox. It was my birthday, and my family took me to my favorite Japanese hiba...
A: First, you should introduce his face to the palm of your hand. Then you should plant your foot in his ass and send him i...
A: You should tell him right away. Preferably before the first date. That's not something you want to wait to reveal when h...
A: Grandma fetish, perhaps? Perhaps he's still on a high from Betty White's hilarious SNL episode. Next time you're making ...
A: I can relate. I don't love texting. I accept that it's part of the way we communicate now, but if I have to punch button...
Q: What do guys think about receiving flowers?
A: Wow. No one's ever sent me flowers. I'm not sure how I would react to that. I would probably think that somebody had die...
Q: Do you think Kristen Stewart is hot?
A: Eh...not really. She was kind of hot in The Runaways, I guess. She was also pretty good in that movie, and did a little ...
A: I would wait a few more dates. Swapping scar stories is more of a fourth or fifth date thing. Freaking him out really is...
Q: What are the top 10 break up (moving on) songs in your opinion?
A: This is a great follow-up to last week's question about the "sexiest sex songs." Here are ten (okay, 12) songs to get yo...
A: While I'm sure some guys wouldn't consider it cheating, their girlfriends or wives will definitely feel otherwise. Cheat...
A: Take the plunge! He promises to have a big junk. What more do you need? And if there's one thing that guys never lie abo...
A: Best songs about sex, or the sexiest songs of all time? Let's do a list for each. Best Songs About Sex"In the Kitchen," ...
A: Wow, that sounds like the premise of a terrible movie. I suggest you sell your story to Hollywood right now, dump your b...
Q: Should married couples take separate vacations?
A: Uh...No? This seems like a very bad idea. Are you taking a "stay-cation," with one of you camped out in the living room ...
A: I have a question for you: Why do you want to be with a guy who hides the fact that you're dating? You're a smart PHD st...
A: Uh, I don't want to play the easy "he's probably gay" card here, but, uh, you might have a new gay bestie. Six weeks and...
A: No. You should move on. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he ain't coming back. He said he needs more "experience...
Q: Who would you rather marry, Alicia Keys or Beyonce? And why?
A: Let's play "boff" or "marry"! This one is easy. I would boff Beyonce because, come on. Who wouldn't, male or female? (So...
Q: How do I get my girlfriend to like anal sex?
A: Just jam it in there and see what happens. Of course I'm kidding! Don't do that. Seriously. You've gotta get all Phil Co...
Q: I'm sick of being 'cute'. What would it take to be viewed as hot?
A: Why are you sick of being cute? Being cute is awesome! Hotness comes and goes, but cute lasts forever. You'll still be c...
Q: How do I get a guy to respond to my messages on dating sites?
A: Examine the messages you're writing. Are you writing something too casual ("Hey, you seem cool. Write me back sometime")...
A: Well, having sat through that movie with my girlfriend, I have to first say that while Ginnifer Goodwin is adorable, her...
Q: When the groom gets a lapdance at his bachelor party, what really goes on?
A: This is what goes through most grooms' minds during a lapdance. Get ready to have your mind blown! -- Oh, they got a str...
A: Probably not. While I'm sure plenty of men (and maybe women) appreciate your body, no one will ever love it as much as y...
A: Why are you still friends with him? This dude pulls a Keyser Soze, disappearing into thin air, and then comes back with ...
A: Totally. Every time I hang out with my guy friends, we womanize females something fierce. If there's a female within our...
A: Call them out for their sexist banter. Give them crap (in a playful manner) for being sexist pigs. Tell them how much wo...
A: Thanks! I've never been called "bombtastic" before. That's awesome. Also awesome is baking something for your new guy's ...
A: No guy would ever be turned off by a woman who watched porn. If anything, he would want to watch it with you. Watching p...
A: Ouch. Unless he has some sort of creepy Flowers in the Attic-type crush on the female relative you remind him of, it's s...
A: Wow, what a line. He's a creep-- get rid of him. Sleazy dude, meet the curb. You don't have to do anything that makes yo...
A: Not knowing why he does it is a problem. That means it's an addiction, or at the very least a compulsion. Phone sex is l...
A: Yep, you are looking for trouble. Specifically, he's going to dump you for being paranoid and untrustworthy. Why do you ...
A: Go to college. No question whatsoever. Do not turn down an amazing, life-changing experience for a relationship. It is m...
A: Well, it sounds like your boyfriend is the sort of guy who puts his "best male friends" before his "ladies of the evenin...
A: First of all, I disagree with the claim that there is no such thing as closure. What about looking up an old boyfriend y...
A: This sounds a little fishy to me. On the one hand, guys are lazy, so I could see how maybe he signed up for a free trial...
A: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is really nothing you can do now. You messed up, and now he holds all the...
Q: Why do guys like to cuddle after sex?
A: Uh, is this a problem? Usually we get the opposite question. But, hey, that's cool. Plenty of women just want to hook up...
A: You should absolutely share your fears and concerns with him. Even if he's going to school in the area, he's going to be...
A: It depends on two things. One: are you any good? Are you Maya Angelou...or are you Jewel? It's like if a guy writes a te...
Q: Hot dude without a job. Keep 'em or dump 'em?
A: Keep 'em. Lots of people are out of work now; nothing to be ashamed about. If you like him and have fun together, don't ...
A: Have you heard about this site called Craigslist? It's this amazing place where you can get anything. Like, say, a cheap...
Q: Would most guys have sex with a girl who has their period?
A: Yeah. What? You've done it. Put a towel down. If you're up for sex during your period, that's not going to stop us. Thin...
A: There are two things you can do to help him. One: tell him to get anger management counseling. He needs to talk to someo...
A: Simple: because women in their twenties will date them. If the twenty-something women of world would band together and c...
Q: Why does almost every guy go for the skanks???
A: Here's a little secret about skanks: they're easy. And many guys are lazy. But there are plenty of guys out there who do...
A: What's going on? Your ex is playing head games and you are falling right into his trap. He's like a James Bond villain, ...
Q: What is the definition of an "open" marriage?
A: This is an interesting (and timely) question. I was wondering the same thing when I watched Oscar winner Mo'Nique discus...
A: You should tell him that you can't breathe, and that you might choke or puke (two things he doesn't want to happen while...
Q: What is a guy's opinion to when girls curse frequently? Is it a turn off?
A: I think it's kind of hot, actually, and funny. I mean, cursing someone out isn't funny (unless they're an a-hole* who de...
Q: What is a guy's view on dirty texts, and what is appropriate and what is not? Thanks!
A: My opinion on "sexting" (I hate that phrase with a fiery passion) is that less is more. An occasional filthy text about ...
Q: Why is it guys you used to date want you back when your about to get married???
A: Isn't that always the case? One of life's absolutes-- along with death, taxes, and Kelsey Grammar making yet another TV ...
A: Have you tried inviting some girlfriends over for a night of Jennifer Aniston flicks and toenail painting? I kid, I kid....
Q: How do I get my boyfriend to buy me tampons?
A: Tell him to man up. Or "HTFU," as my Wise Ass pal Cary would say. Occasionally buying tampons is part of being a good bo...
A: You know, I would like to think that movies have the power to affect people in that way. But I don't think romantic movi...
Q: is it unattractive to be sweaty at the gym?
A: Uh, no. That's why you go to the gym. To work up a nasty sweat and feel awesome afterwards. Wait, are you one of those p...
A: It's a beverage, popular in Spain and Mexico, usually made with rice, milk, cinnamon, and sometimes vanilla. Usually ser...
Q: Double dates. What are your thoughts?
A: Tons of fun once you're in a relationship. Early on, it can be tricky. I would say double dates shouldn't start until a ...
A: You're right: his decision has nothing to do with you. And the fact that you're worried about what guys will think of yo...
Q: What are your thoughts on long distance relationships? Are they worth the work it would take?
A: Anything or anyone you care about is worth the work. Is it easy? Rarely, if ever. I've known plenty of people in long-di...
A: I think he's feeding you a line of what my grandpa used to call "malarkey," or what is commonly referred to as "B.S." Ho...
A: You should treat it as you would any major surgery. Maybe don't bring it up on the first date, but a few weeks into the ...
A: ...What? Is he a ghost? There is so much going on here. Okay, first...what do you mean by "themselves"? Why is that in q...
Q: How can I ask a guy that I'm hooking up with for the night if I can spend the night?
A: Well, first of all, stop hooking up with guys who make you leave right after you've done the deed. Who are these d-bags ...
A: Well, you're already in danger of losing him as a friend now that you've crossed over into the "with benefits" realm. Se...
A: What? He's staring down random girls until they look back at him? Dump him. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Okay...
A: You've gotta stop. Get one of those programs that offices use to block certain sites and block her Facebook page, Twitte...
A: He's thinking, "She's totally going to fold and call me, and I'm going to get to see her naked." He's also thinking, "I ...
A: You need to break up with him right now. You need to say, "I'm sorry, this isn't working out. See you never." Because no...
A: ...What? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just thinking about how hot it is when a girl plays guitar. I'm going to have to say this ...
A: Ha! Mr. Boneder. I've certainly never heard that saying before. But it's going in the GuySpeak Dictionary. What does it ...
Q: Do guys REALLY believe in love at first sight? Or is it just a bunch of crap?
A: Here's a better question: does anyone believe in love at first sight? I, for one, do not. But I do believe in lust at fi...
A: Agreed. Some of the best gifts I've ever received were handmade with love. They cost nothing, or were under $10. I think...
A: Don't let it go. That's not cool. Here at GuySpeak, we get tons of variations on the "my boyfriend/husband/guy I'm datin...
A: One of three things: 1. He wants a night out with his friends and doesn't want you around. If so, he's a big jerk for no...
A: He won't let you go to a strip club for a bachelorette party, or just in general? If he won't allow you to slip dollar b...
Q: What does it mean when a guy writes your number down on piece of paper, but clearly has a phone?
A: It means that you're in the "maybe call" pile. Sure, he might put you in his phone later. But why not just add you right...
A: He is looking out for you. And that's a good thing. Because if your boyfriend is worried that smoking pot is affecting y...
A: Well, I got news for you: you're already in a relationship. You spend all your time together, hook up, live together, an...
A: First off, I have to applaud you on your dating sabbatical. I'm sure it was difficult to go cold turkey like that, but i...
Q: Why do guys wear skinny jeans?
A: Because they're in an indie or emo band. Or they want to be in an indie or emo band. They think they look good, but they...
Q: I'm 45 - he is 25. Why are younger men sometimes attracted to an older woman?
A: First off, I'm going to try to get through this without using the term "cougar." (That one doesn't count.) I refuse to u...
Q: Do guys like girls who are bitchy and mean?
A: Not necessarily. But I'll throw the question back at you: do you fall for jerky, d-bag guys and then hate yourself in th...
A: Uh...Yes. That's a little concerning. I'm not saying he's cheating, but, uh, I can't think of another legitimate reason ...
Q: How do I know if I am a bad kisser?
A: He will stop kissing you and move on to other things. Like trying to get you naked. That old saying about how sex is lik...
A: Well, first of all, he needs better lines. Not only are his jokes cheesy, but he's also implying that he's Speedy Gonzal...
Q: How long is it appropriate for me to wait to be introduced to my new boyfriend's parents?
A: I would say six months to a year if his parents are local, 1-2 years if they're not. Any sooner could put unneeded press...
Q: Are you scared of gay men and if so why?
A: Well, they keep trying to eat my brain for one. Wait, that's zombies. No, I am not afraid of gay men. Are you? You shoul...
Q: How do I get my husband to agree to a 3-some with another woman?
A: Tell him it's just about sex. While you might think that the idea of being with two women at the same time is his ultima...
A: I'm going to let my girlfriend chime in on this one first. Nick's girlfriend: "Sounds like he needs to put a ring on it!...
A: I think the guy should pay, regardless of who did the asking out. I believe a guy should ALWAYS pay on the first date. E...
A: Go back and ask him where you can find the nearest comic book store. Or if you already go to one, tell him you're lookin...
Q: When men get old, do their penises shrink quite a bit??
A: Oh God I hope not. Getting old is hard enough. You forget where you put the remote, start calling Twitter "The Twitter."...
Q: Why won't my boyfriend tell me how many women he has slept with?
A: Because it's either a spectacularly high number or an extremely low one. If it's high, he's worried you'll think he's a ...
A: He thinks he's being smooth. He's trying be James Bond, or Don Draper from Mad Men. But he's actually being supremely ch...
A: Uh, yeah, he sounds like a creep of the highest order. By definition, a relationship means you support each other. Give ...
A: Not necessarily. But it means he still has feelings for her. Or at the very least, he wants to sleep with her again. As ...
A: Ah, the old "how soon is too soon?" gift issue. This is a delicate balancing act in new relationships. What is the prope...
Q: What turns a 17 year old guy on?
A: Victoria's Secret commercials. Blake Lively's low-cut dresses on Gossip Girl. Beer commercials. Scantily-clad video game...
Q: Does he want to be my boyfriend or is he happy being snuggly pals?
A: Do we have to use the term "snuggly pals"? Can't he be your "guy who holds you in his manly embrace"? Does he want to be...
A: He's probably worried about upsetting you. Every time you give him something to read, he probably thinks, "What if I don...
Q: Is it bad if a girl can get a higher score in video games then her boyfriend?
A: This question comes up a lot. It seems some boyfriends and husbands out there don't like it when their gal beats them at...
A: You need to talk to him. Right after you read this. I don't care if Jersey Shore is on. They'll run it again in a couple...
Q: If a guy takes me to his Company Christmas Party can that mean anything significant?
A: It could. It definitely means he likes you enough to want to introduce you to his coworkers. Maybe it's a test to see if...
A: It means he thinks you're going to cheat. He doesn't trust you, and he's paranoid. Does he have any reason to feel this ...
Q: When a guy slaps you on the arm what does that mean?
A: It means there's a bug on your arm, and he's trying to kill it. Or you are about to get hit by a car and he's trying to ...
Q: Do you think it's hot when girls Lolspeak?
A: Nope. Sorry. Actual, complete words are far sexier. Please, please save the Lolspeak for captioning photos of cats and n...
A: Uh...You know, I thought really hard about this one, and I can't think of any legitimate reason other than maybe he does...
Q: Would you be mad if your girlfriend of 7 years kissed another guy, while drunk, one night?
A: Yes, absolutely I would be mad. Would it end the relationship? I don't know. For some people, it might. Others might cha...
A: Ask and ye shall receive. Here is your ten-step plan to finding someone special...1. Stop telling yourself you have a lo...
A: Well, I'm not concerned about that either, considering we recently celebrated the 29th anniversary of John Lennon's deat...
Q: Would a guy be intimidated or not even date a girl taller than him?
A: No, short men like tall women. Medium height men like tall women. Tall guys like-- well, I suppose tall guys like low ce...
A: Wait, you had a "mistake" threesome? Like you were walking into a room, tripped and...whoops! Threesome! Seriously, thou...
A: I definitely appreciate them. I've discovered a lot of great music from mix CDs or playlists girlfriends have given me, ...
A: First of all, you should tell him that your shoes don't have visible plastic boobies. While the shoes/action figure comp...
A: Any number of reasons. Maybe he's ashamed. Maybe he watches some really hardcore porn that he thinks you'd wouldn't be i...
Q: Do men care about christmas decorations?
A: I do. I can't get enough of them. In fact, I don't even care that they seem to come out earlier every year. Put up the t...
A: I'd say just phase it out over email. He'll get the idea. You've never met in person. Why lay the "I'm just not into you...
A: First off, I decided to answer this question as a counter to Funny Guy's "So You're Fat" blog because I think it's impor...
Q: We girls invest so much time and money on cute bras and panties. Do men really notice?
A: Yes, absolutely. Of course, we eventually want to get them off you, but we definitely appreciate it. In fact, there is a...
A: This has been coming up a lot lately. First of all, I blame the video games. Games today are just too awesome. They are ...
A: What, 19-year-olds can't be stressed? Guys have a lot of pressures at that age. For instance, how do you balance drinkin...
A: Wait, let me consult my magical device which tells me if guys are lying...Yes, he's lying. Or maybe he's not, and you're...
A: Wait. It's not dirty talk? What does he talk about? The weather? Fantasy football? What caused the blackout on FlashForw...
A: Maybe he's not into public displays of affection. And you can't get more public than Twitter and Facebook. Also, maybe h...
A: Stop going to cheesy, pretentious bars. That's the first step. Shallow, vain people tend to congregate together doing sh...
A: Empire Strikes Back. Oh, sorry, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Heavy sigh. I do not approve of George Luc...
A: Yes, you should definitely be concerned that he will make a move. Because that's what he's doing. He's making a move. He...
A: Funny you should ask, as I just bought tickets for myself and my girlfriend. (Don't tell her! It's a surprise.) Guys, ju...
Q: Are guys turned off when their girlfriend is more educated than them?
A: Only the stupid ones. A guy who is turned off by a woman's intellect is also easily frightened by loud noises, and has d...
A: Oh, high school. You would think society would've moved past the point of '80s teen comedies to a world where geeks and ...
A: While I don't think you should pick out matching Rock Band guitars just yet, it does sound like he might be sweet on you...
Q: What are some new up and coming bands that the cool kids are listening to?
A: There's actually a huge boom of quality bands in the New York City indie scene right now, particularly in the hipster en...
A: Well, you can tell him that First Lady of California Maria Shriver got busted for doing it, so it's only a matter of tim...
A: Yes, two weeks is too long to be emailing a stranger. For all you know, he could be a Nigerian prince who would be glad ...
A: Great question! And one that I think applies to all couples, not just "uber geek" and "not so geek." Couples don't have ...
A: What types of comics and graphic novels does he read? Perhaps he just needs to introduce you to more accessible material...
A: Christmas already? Holiday shopping starts earlier every year. But it's probably wise to start shopping now, as the hott...
A: Awww. You've warmed my robotic heart. I finally understand this thing you humans call love. I think it's great that you ...
A: Wait a minute. You're telling me that a guy who works at the Apple Store is a wee bit geeky? I'm sorry, but that flies i...
A: I think most single guys view every woman as someone they could potentially date and/or sleep with. From the new temp in...
A: Yeah, the Internet has really put a damper on the whole home porno/naughty photo thing. Time was, all a guy needed to ta...
A: It should absolutely be just like a regular date. Just because you met online, that doesn't mean he shouldn't fulfill al...
A: I heard about this. Pepsi has indeed pulled the app amid widespread criticism. Basically, "Amp Up Before You Score" was ...
A: Thanks for your question. I've been waiting for a chance to discuss this very topic. First off, I need to address the lo...
Q: To Twitter... or not to Twitter? That is the question!!! Is this a cool thing to do?
A: What, you don't Tweet? You don't update your friends, coworkers, family members, and random strangers on your every exci...
Q: I want to keep my office romance under wraps... for obvious reasons. Any advice?
A: I'm always surprised when people are shocked by workplace romance. We're increasingly spending more and more time at the...
A: "WoW widow." I love it. Submit that to the GuySpeak dictionary post-haste, fair maiden. It's like you lost him in ...
Q: Why don't guys like leggings on girls?
A: Who says guys don't like leggings? In fact, a certain skeezy hipster clothing company built their entire image on the as...
A: I love this question. It's like a nerd My Fair Lady--how do you bring out his latent geek? The raw material definitely s...
A: I can relate to the messenger bag issue. While stylish, those things are hell on your shoulders. We're all going to end ...
A: You mean you don't want to hear every single ear-shattering explosion and brilliant gem of dialogue in Transformers 2? (...
A: Have you tried OkCupid? It seems to be the new Nerve/Alt/LavaLife--the hipster alternative to Match.com and eHarmony. I'...
A: Yeah, that's pretty weird. People who mistake Facebook for a dating site never fail to crack me up. Female friends of mi...
A: Heavy sigh. I hear you, friend. This is becoming a serious problem. I'm of the opinion that if your son or daughter is o...
A: How about at the concert? Studies show that public places are the best venue for a break-up. He's less likely to make a ...
A: Funny you should mention this, gentle reader. I just addressed this very same problem-- how texting, social networking a...
A: First off, kudos for wanting to get your boss something he would actually like instead of yet another meat and cheese ba...
