A: He's not calling because you kind of blew him off. "Let's see what happens" might be your way of saying you want to get ...
Chic Geek
The Chic Geek is equally comfortable amongst the hipsters at a Grizzly Bear concert or at home playing Wii Bowling with his friends, or if lucky enough, his girlfriend, on a Saturday night. Sure, he may have been shoved into the occasional locker back in middle school but that’s all in the past now that geek is “in.” He’s always up on the latest gadget or Lost rumor and he’s your go-to guy on everything from Star Wars-themed weddings to proper dating etiquette in the iPhone generation. (If only there was an app for love!) Ready to get your geek on?
Featured: Nick Nadel
Recent questions answered by the Chic Geek:
Q: Can an uncircumcised man orgasm during sex with a condom?
A: Yes. Of course. Don't let him tell you otherwise. "I can't feel anything with a condom" is the oldest dirtbag trick in t...
A: Uh, if the guy's really into Pokemon, he might be cool with it. (You aren't doing this in public, right?) Otherwise, he ...
Q: What are the signs you're just a rebound?
A: The signs will be similar the ones given off by a guy who is just looking for sex, only with slightly more emotions invo...
Q: How much of Lyfe Jennings' "Statistics" do you agree with?
A: First off, that song is tremendous. (Listen to it here, or go here to watch the video.) Second, Lyfe Jennings is for rea...
Q: I'm very patient with my Scorpio man but he's so stubborn and mean. Should I leave or stay?
A: Oh, Scorpios. I don't put all that much stock in astrology, but Scorpios can definitely be mean. (I should know-- I'm re...
A: Yes, it's understandable. You work for the FBI and he's applying for a job, right? No? It's just your boyfriend? Then do...
A: Because it's been 20 years and he is a completely different person with a whole new life. He might have a wife and kids,...
A: He likes you. The sports stuff was just to break the ice. If he was just looking to talk sports, he has about a bajillio...
Q: How do you know when a guy only wants you for sex? What are the signs?
A: Here's ten signs: 1. He doesn't want to cuddle, spoon, snuggle or do anything that doesn't involve putting his penis in ...
A: "Put-Outers-Remorse." That's funny. And true. If you feel bad about it, that's a sign you should slow things down. You l...
Q: Is it normal for my husband to only be friends with women and spend hours on the phone with them?
A: Hours on the phone? Is your husband a 14-year-old girl? I start to get antsy if I'm on the phone for more than ten minut...
A: I'd give it some more time. "I'm not getting married until I'm 35" is what every twenty-something guy says at some point...
A: Because you're unhappy. You were unsatisfied in your marriage, and you cheated. For a year. Not a one-night stand that y...
Q: From a heterosexual female: if I get turned on by myself, am I vain?
A: Uh...no? I suppose that doesn't necessarily make you vain. Though you might want to question the whole heterosexual thin...
A: You're not too old to have kids. Don't forget that woman in India who gave birth to triplets at the age of 66. While the...
Q: What does it mean when a guy will only come to your apartment and won't take you out?
A: It means you're his booty call. Or booty text. Possibly his booty IM or booty Skype if he doesn't feel like using his mi...
A: Is it a coworker? If so, then you shouldn't worry. He's traveling, making professional contacts. Facebook can be a netwo...
A: Wow. Frankly, I'm kinda stumped. I have never heard of a tall, curvy gal with gorgeous eyes having trouble finding a guy...
A: Sadly, I think you know what's going on. He's done with the relationship and too chicken to tell you. It's particularly ...
A: Man, I hear ya. That's the dream, right? Who doesn't want to be a kept man for some wealthy socialite? Lounging by the p...
A: Go for it. That hairstyle is super trendy right now. All the stars are sporting it. Rihanna, Katie Holmes, Justin Bieber...
A: Men definitely like the retro '60s Mad Men look. It's a welcome return to the time before Spanx and emaciated hipster Am...
A: Ouch. I'm afraid you're stuck in the friend zone. On the plus side, he told you in the nicest way possible. I don't thin...
A: No. Stretch marks are a part of life, like acne or pesky nose hairs that make you sneeze when you pull them out with a t...
Q: No questions about Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Nick? Or have you managed to avoid it?
A: Oh, I saw it. Took the girlfriend a while back. She knows it's bad, but still enjoyed the books. (Well, except for Break...
A: No guy worth meeting will feel intimidated by you. Why would a guy not want to be with someone who is fit, successful, a...
A: Not necessarily. It could actually be his sister's birthday. That's not entirely outside of the realm of possibility. St...
Q: How do you keep men whipped?
A: Be really good in bed. Also, make him nice pies. Or cakes, depending on his preference. ...
A: Stop laughing at everything he says. In fact, only laugh when he cracks a really funny joke. Unfortunately, now he think...
A: You shouldn't do anything except support her in whatever she decides to do next. This is not an easy situation. How long...
A: Of course you should tell him it's not his. Why is not telling him even an option? Did I just fall into "opposite dimens...
A: Kid Cudi. His recent album, Man on the Moon, features indie acts like MGMT and Ratatat and has a really eclectic sound. ...
A: Dump him. That'll get his attention. Seriously, stop being his doormat. He knows he can treat you like garbage and you'l...
A: You should definitely tell him, and also let him know that you need help stopping. If he's about to move in with you, I ...
Q: why do you look like such a douch in your picture?
A: But... a handsome douche, right? RIGHT? I don't know why I look like such a douche. I blame my face....
A: I'll probably take flak for this, but I don't think guys should ever wear necklaces. (This is coming from someone who wo...
A: Probably a little of both. Two dates warrants an email break up at the very least. Honestly, I'd rather someone just blo...
A: Awww! This broke my heart. Seriously, this is so sweet. There will not be a dry eye in the house at your wedding. As for...
Q: Are guys afraid to date widows?
A: Immature guys who are afraid of emotions, sure. Everyone else? Nah. Would someone be cautious when starting a relationsh...
A: Every previous girlfriend cheated on him? Yikes. Remind me to never get on the same plane as this guy, cause that is som...
A: So I assume he's dragging you to Lilith Fair this summer? Hey, I'm not judging. I went to the original back in the '90s....
A: Dump him. He's using the need to keep the relationship on the DL as an excuse to womanize females. You're doing the righ...
A: Report him to your supervisor. He's made it a sexual harassment issue at this point. It doesn't matter that it's summer ...
Q: Need help on dating a stripper
A: Listen to the T-Pain song "I'm in Love with a Stripper." The soulful, Auto-Tuned lyrics will tell you all you need to kn...
A: Oh, well, at least he's being honest. Are you serious? Unless you want an open marriage, this is grounds for divorce. Of...
A: By "amazing bedroom skills," I assume you mean she always makes the bed neatly, doesn't leave crumbs under the covers, ...
A: Why not have an interfaith wedding? It's very common. I asked my friend Christine, who had a Jewish/Catholic ceremony, f...
A: Ah, the ol' friend switcheroo. It can be tricky, because it means potentially spending time with your ex. Even if you're...
A: Wow, that's a really nice doctor. Clearly he's concerned about your health. Don't call him unless it's an emergency. You...
A: Yeah, that's not cool. Why doesn't he want you to go? The whole point of a class reunion is to show your former classmat...
A: He means he loves his wife and is happily married. The only part of this that sounds weird is that you lied to him about...
A: Unfortunately, the answer is pretty simple: to women, a man with kids says "stability." For many single guys, however, a...
A: Ouch. Poor guy. (And poor you.) This instance should probably be filed in the "rookie mistake" category. He got excited ...
Q: Is it annoying to ask my geek friend to repair my computer multiple times?
A: It's not annoying if he is cool with it, but I certainly hope you're buying him dinner or doing something else nice for ...
Q: Is it that hard for guys to give a sincere apology?
A: What?! Guys can't apologize?? How dare you ask such a thing?? Why, the nerve of some people-- I'm sorry. Didn't me...
A: Has he offered to make dinner for you? Suggested cheap dates like nature hikes, free museum nights, etc.? Ten times with...
A: Great question. Many readers have asked where they can meet a nice, geeky guy. Therefore, I present the secret hideouts ...
A: Well, I don't think he handled this well, but it all sounds pretty legit. He should have told you he was communicating w...
Q: My boyfriend complains about my weight all the time. What should I do?
A: Dump him. Change the locks. Leave his stuff out on the lawn. Even if he's concerned about your health, he's being a jerk...
Q: Why do men always neglect to use a GPS or Mapquest?
A: Well, if every stand-up comedian I've ever seen is to be believed, men hate asking for directions. And in our modern age...
A: I'm worried that I've never heard of Tagged.com. I thought everyone was doing Foursquare now. Hold on, let me look at it...
A: Dump him. First he's making you watch him scarf down a Big Beef and Cheddar, then he's forgetting your birthday and "lik...
A: Stop being friends with your ex-wife. You will be amazed how the world opens up to you once you ditch your obvious bagga...
A: 30 partners?? And he's only 20? How can the guy stand upright? Does he walk into a room, trip and fall into the girl, an...
Q: Do you have to be dumb to get a guy?
A: To get a dumb guy, yes. Dumb guys hate smart girls. When they meet a brainy lady, they get confused and punch the neares...
A: She's absolutely cyberstalking you. This is like something out of a movie! How did you figure out that Jane Doe (or what...
A: This one is sort of a lose/lose situation. If you say something to her, she'll get defensive and just think you're jealo...
A: Your boyfriend is living proof that some guys like it wild and woolly down there. We get this question a lot, and the an...
Q: Do guys not like curly hair?
A: Curly hair is awesome. You can run your hands through it. It says, "I'm a wild, uninhibited person who doesn't play by s...
A: You aren't psycho-- he's a douche. He shouldn't be having tickle fights with anyone but his girlfriend. (I can't believe...
A: Great suggestion! Check out previous installments in the "GuySpeak Mega Awesome Mix" series below and leave your picks f...
A: You're welcome! Glad to help. (Read her question here.) I also have to give credit to our readers for their great commen...
Q: I really this guy, but I recently found out he doesn't like Asian girls. What should i do?
A: Forget him. It's his loss. Who rules out an entire ethnicity? Oh, right, racists. He's racist, or, at the very least, ov...
A: Oh, absolutely. He could fall madly in love with you, and you could be still getting over someone. You could meet him, f...
A: Well, I was going to say go for it and let him pay for you (how often do you get swept away overseas?) until you mention...
A: You shouldn't worry. There's a reason why you are the opposite of his sister: he doesn't want to date his sister. Becaus...
A: Man, I remember the first time I got chicken pox. It was my birthday, and my family took me to my favorite Japanese hiba...
A: First, you should introduce his face to the palm of your hand. Then you should plant your foot in his ass and send him i...
A: You should tell him right away. Preferably before the first date. That's not something you want to wait to reveal when h...
A: Grandma fetish, perhaps? Perhaps he's still on a high from Betty White's hilarious SNL episode. Next time you're making ...
A: I can relate. I don't love texting. I accept that it's part of the way we communicate now, but if I have to punch button...
Q: What do guys think about receiving flowers?
A: Wow. No one's ever sent me flowers. I'm not sure how I would react to that. I would probably think that somebody had die...
Q: Do you think Kristen Stewart is hot?
A: Eh...not really. She was kind of hot in The Runaways, I guess. She was also pretty good in that movie, and did a little ...
A: I would wait a few more dates. Swapping scar stories is more of a fourth or fifth date thing. Freaking him out really is...
Q: What are the top 10 break up (moving on) songs in your opinion?
A: This is a great follow-up to last week's question about the "sexiest sex songs." Here are ten (okay, 12) songs to get yo...
A: While I'm sure some guys wouldn't consider it cheating, their girlfriends or wives will definitely feel otherwise. Cheat...
A: Take the plunge! He promises to have a big junk. What more do you need? And if there's one thing that guys never lie abo...
A: Best songs about sex, or the sexiest songs of all time? Let's do a list for each. Best Songs About Sex"In the Kitchen," ...
A: Wow, that sounds like the premise of a terrible movie. I suggest you sell your story to Hollywood right now, dump your b...
Q: Should married couples take separate vacations?
A: Uh...No? This seems like a very bad idea. Are you taking a "stay-cation," with one of you camped out in the living room ...
A: I have a question for you: Why do you want to be with a guy who hides the fact that you're dating? You're a smart PHD st...
A: Uh, I don't want to play the easy "he's probably gay" card here, but, uh, you might have a new gay bestie. Six weeks and...
A: No. You should move on. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he ain't coming back. He said he needs more "experience...
Q: Who would you rather marry, Alicia Keys or Beyonce? And why?
A: Let's play "boff" or "marry"! This one is easy. I would boff Beyonce because, come on. Who wouldn't, male or female? (So...
Q: How do I get my girlfriend to like anal sex?
A: Just jam it in there and see what happens. Of course I'm kidding! Don't do that. Seriously. You've gotta get all Phil Co...
Q: I'm sick of being 'cute'. What would it take to be viewed as hot?
A: Why are you sick of being cute? Being cute is awesome! Hotness comes and goes, but cute lasts forever. You'll still be c...
Q: How do I get a guy to respond to my messages on dating sites?
A: Examine the messages you're writing. Are you writing something too casual ("Hey, you seem cool. Write me back sometime")...
A: Well, having sat through that movie with my girlfriend, I have to first say that while Ginnifer Goodwin is adorable, her...
Q: When the groom gets a lapdance at his bachelor party, what really goes on?
A: This is what goes through most grooms' minds during a lapdance. Get ready to have your mind blown! -- Oh, they got a str...
A: Probably not. While I'm sure plenty of men (and maybe women) appreciate your body, no one will ever love it as much as y...
A: Why are you still friends with him? This dude pulls a Keyser Soze, disappearing into thin air, and then comes back with ...
A: Totally. Every time I hang out with my guy friends, we womanize females something fierce. If there's a female within our...
A: Call them out for their sexist banter. Give them crap (in a playful manner) for being sexist pigs. Tell them how much wo...
A: Thanks! I've never been called "bombtastic" before. That's awesome. Also awesome is baking something for your new guy's ...
A: No guy would ever be turned off by a woman who watched porn. If anything, he would want to watch it with you. Watching p...
A: Ouch. Unless he has some sort of creepy Flowers in the Attic-type crush on the female relative you remind him of, it's s...
A: Wow, what a line. He's a creep-- get rid of him. Sleazy dude, meet the curb. You don't have to do anything that makes yo...
A: Not knowing why he does it is a problem. That means it's an addiction, or at the very least a compulsion. Phone sex is l...
A: Yep, you are looking for trouble. Specifically, he's going to dump you for being paranoid and untrustworthy. Why do you ...
A: Go to college. No question whatsoever. Do not turn down an amazing, life-changing experience for a relationship. It is m...
A: Well, it sounds like your boyfriend is the sort of guy who puts his "best male friends" before his "ladies of the evenin...
A: First of all, I disagree with the claim that there is no such thing as closure. What about looking up an old boyfriend y...
A: This sounds a little fishy to me. On the one hand, guys are lazy, so I could see how maybe he signed up for a free trial...
A: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is really nothing you can do now. You messed up, and now he holds all the...
Q: Why do guys like to cuddle after sex?
A: Uh, is this a problem? Usually we get the opposite question. But, hey, that's cool. Plenty of women just want to hook up...
A: You should absolutely share your fears and concerns with him. Even if he's going to school in the area, he's going to be...
A: It depends on two things. One: are you any good? Are you Maya Angelou...or are you Jewel? It's like if a guy writes a te...
Q: Hot dude without a job. Keep 'em or dump 'em?
A: Keep 'em. Lots of people are out of work now; nothing to be ashamed about. If you like him and have fun together, don't ...
A: Have you heard about this site called Craigslist? It's this amazing place where you can get anything. Like, say, a cheap...
Q: Would most guys have sex with a girl who has their period?
A: Yeah. What? You've done it. Put a towel down. If you're up for sex during your period, that's not going to stop us. Thin...
A: There are two things you can do to help him. One: tell him to get anger management counseling. He needs to talk to someo...
A: Simple: because women in their twenties will date them. If the twenty-something women of world would band together and c...
Q: Why does almost every guy go for the skanks???
A: Here's a little secret about skanks: they're easy. And many guys are lazy. But there are plenty of guys out there who do...
A: What's going on? Your ex is playing head games and you are falling right into his trap. He's like a James Bond villain, ...
Q: What is the definition of an "open" marriage?
A: This is an interesting (and timely) question. I was wondering the same thing when I watched Oscar winner Mo'Nique discus...
A: You should tell him that you can't breathe, and that you might choke or puke (two things he doesn't want to happen while...
Q: What is a guy's opinion to when girls curse frequently? Is it a turn off?
A: I think it's kind of hot, actually, and funny. I mean, cursing someone out isn't funny (unless they're an a-hole* who de...
Q: What is a guy's view on dirty texts, and what is appropriate and what is not? Thanks!
A: My opinion on "sexting" (I hate that phrase with a fiery passion) is that less is more. An occasional filthy text about ...
Q: Why is it guys you used to date want you back when your about to get married???
A: Isn't that always the case? One of life's absolutes-- along with death, taxes, and Kelsey Grammar making yet another TV ...
A: Have you tried inviting some girlfriends over for a night of Jennifer Aniston flicks and toenail painting? I kid, I kid....
Q: How do I get my boyfriend to buy me tampons?
A: Tell him to man up. Or "HTFU," as my Wise Ass pal Cary would say. Occasionally buying tampons is part of being a good bo...
A: You know, I would like to think that movies have the power to affect people in that way. But I don't think romantic movi...
Q: is it unattractive to be sweaty at the gym?
A: Uh, no. That's why you go to the gym. To work up a nasty sweat and feel awesome afterwards. Wait, are you one of those p...
A: It's a beverage, popular in Spain and Mexico, usually made with rice, milk, cinnamon, and sometimes vanilla. Usually ser...
Q: Double dates. What are your thoughts?
A: Tons of fun once you're in a relationship. Early on, it can be tricky. I would say double dates shouldn't start until a ...
A: You're right: his decision has nothing to do with you. And the fact that you're worried about what guys will think of yo...
Q: What are your thoughts on long distance relationships? Are they worth the work it would take?
A: Anything or anyone you care about is worth the work. Is it easy? Rarely, if ever. I've known plenty of people in long-di...
A: I think he's feeding you a line of what my grandpa used to call "malarkey," or what is commonly referred to as "B.S." Ho...
A: You should treat it as you would any major surgery. Maybe don't bring it up on the first date, but a few weeks into the ...
A: ...What? Is he a ghost? There is so much going on here. Okay, first...what do you mean by "themselves"? Why is that in q...
Q: How can I ask a guy that I'm hooking up with for the night if I can spend the night?
A: Well, first of all, stop hooking up with guys who make you leave right after you've done the deed. Who are these d-bags ...
A: Well, you're already in danger of losing him as a friend now that you've crossed over into the "with benefits" realm. Se...
A: What? He's staring down random girls until they look back at him? Dump him. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Okay...
A: You've gotta stop. Get one of those programs that offices use to block certain sites and block her Facebook page, Twitte...
A: He's thinking, "She's totally going to fold and call me, and I'm going to get to see her naked." He's also thinking, "I ...
A: You need to break up with him right now. You need to say, "I'm sorry, this isn't working out. See you never." Because no...
A: ...What? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just thinking about how hot it is when a girl plays guitar. I'm going to have to say this ...
A: Ha! Mr. Boneder. I've certainly never heard that saying before. But it's going in the GuySpeak Dictionary. What does it ...
Q: Do guys REALLY believe in love at first sight? Or is it just a bunch of crap?
A: Here's a better question: does anyone believe in love at first sight? I, for one, do not. But I do believe in lust at fi...
A: Agreed. Some of the best gifts I've ever received were handmade with love. They cost nothing, or were under $10. I think...
A: Don't let it go. That's not cool. Here at GuySpeak, we get tons of variations on the "my boyfriend/husband/guy I'm datin...
A: One of three things: 1. He wants a night out with his friends and doesn't want you around. If so, he's a big jerk for no...
A: He won't let you go to a strip club for a bachelorette party, or just in general? If he won't allow you to slip dollar b...
Q: What does it mean when a guy writes your number down on piece of paper, but clearly has a phone?
A: It means that you're in the "maybe call" pile. Sure, he might put you in his phone later. But why not just add you right...
A: He is looking out for you. And that's a good thing. Because if your boyfriend is worried that smoking pot is affecting y...
A: Well, I got news for you: you're already in a relationship. You spend all your time together, hook up, live together, an...
A: First off, I have to applaud you on your dating sabbatical. I'm sure it was difficult to go cold turkey like that, but i...
Q: Why do guys wear skinny jeans?
A: Because they're in an indie or emo band. Or they want to be in an indie or emo band. They think they look good, but they...
Q: I'm 45 - he is 25. Why are younger men sometimes attracted to an older woman?
A: First off, I'm going to try to get through this without using the term "cougar." (That one doesn't count.) I refuse to u...
Q: Do guys like girls who are bitchy and mean?
A: Not necessarily. But I'll throw the question back at you: do you fall for jerky, d-bag guys and then hate yourself in th...
A: Uh...Yes. That's a little concerning. I'm not saying he's cheating, but, uh, I can't think of another legitimate reason ...
Q: How do I know if I am a bad kisser?
A: He will stop kissing you and move on to other things. Like trying to get you naked. That old saying about how sex is lik...
A: Well, first of all, he needs better lines. Not only are his jokes cheesy, but he's also implying that he's Speedy Gonzal...
Q: How long is it appropriate for me to wait to be introduced to my new boyfriend's parents?
A: I would say six months to a year if his parents are local, 1-2 years if they're not. Any sooner could put unneeded press...
Q: Are you scared of gay men and if so why?
A: Well, they keep trying to eat my brain for one. Wait, that's zombies. No, I am not afraid of gay men. Are you? You shoul...
Q: How do I get my husband to agree to a 3-some with another woman?
A: Tell him it's just about sex. While you might think that the idea of being with two women at the same time is his ultima...
A: I'm going to let my girlfriend chime in on this one first. Nick's girlfriend: "Sounds like he needs to put a ring on it!...
A: I think the guy should pay, regardless of who did the asking out. I believe a guy should ALWAYS pay on the first date. E...
A: Go back and ask him where you can find the nearest comic book store. Or if you already go to one, tell him you're lookin...
Q: When men get old, do their penises shrink quite a bit??
A: Oh God I hope not. Getting old is hard enough. You forget where you put the remote, start calling Twitter "The Twitter."...
Q: Why won't my boyfriend tell me how many women he has slept with?
A: Because it's either a spectacularly high number or an extremely low one. If it's high, he's worried you'll think he's a ...
A: He thinks he's being smooth. He's trying be James Bond, or Don Draper from Mad Men. But he's actually being supremely ch...
A: Uh, yeah, he sounds like a creep of the highest order. By definition, a relationship means you support each other. Give ...
A: Not necessarily. But it means he still has feelings for her. Or at the very least, he wants to sleep with her again. As ...
A: Ah, the old "how soon is too soon?" gift issue. This is a delicate balancing act in new relationships. What is the prope...
Q: What turns a 17 year old guy on?
A: Victoria's Secret commercials. Blake Lively's low-cut dresses on Gossip Girl. Beer commercials. Scantily-clad video game...
Q: Does he want to be my boyfriend or is he happy being snuggly pals?
A: Do we have to use the term "snuggly pals"? Can't he be your "guy who holds you in his manly embrace"? Does he want to be...
A: He's probably worried about upsetting you. Every time you give him something to read, he probably thinks, "What if I don...
Q: Is it bad if a girl can get a higher score in video games then her boyfriend?
A: This question comes up a lot. It seems some boyfriends and husbands out there don't like it when their gal beats them at...
A: You need to talk to him. Right after you read this. I don't care if Jersey Shore is on. They'll run it again in a couple...
Q: If a guy takes me to his Company Christmas Party can that mean anything significant?
A: It could. It definitely means he likes you enough to want to introduce you to his coworkers. Maybe it's a test to see if...
A: It means he thinks you're going to cheat. He doesn't trust you, and he's paranoid. Does he have any reason to feel this ...
Q: When a guy slaps you on the arm what does that mean?
A: It means there's a bug on your arm, and he's trying to kill it. Or you are about to get hit by a car and he's trying to ...
Q: Do you think it's hot when girls Lolspeak?
A: Nope. Sorry. Actual, complete words are far sexier. Please, please save the Lolspeak for captioning photos of cats and n...
A: Uh...You know, I thought really hard about this one, and I can't think of any legitimate reason other than maybe he does...
Q: Would you be mad if your girlfriend of 7 years kissed another guy, while drunk, one night?
A: Yes, absolutely I would be mad. Would it end the relationship? I don't know. For some people, it might. Others might cha...
A: Ask and ye shall receive. Here is your ten-step plan to finding someone special...1. Stop telling yourself you have a lo...
A: Well, I'm not concerned about that either, considering we recently celebrated the 29th anniversary of John Lennon's deat...
Q: Would a guy be intimidated or not even date a girl taller than him?
A: No, short men like tall women. Medium height men like tall women. Tall guys like-- well, I suppose tall guys like low ce...
A: Wait, you had a "mistake" threesome? Like you were walking into a room, tripped and...whoops! Threesome! Seriously, thou...
A: I definitely appreciate them. I've discovered a lot of great music from mix CDs or playlists girlfriends have given me, ...
A: First of all, you should tell him that your shoes don't have visible plastic boobies. While the shoes/action figure comp...
A: Any number of reasons. Maybe he's ashamed. Maybe he watches some really hardcore porn that he thinks you'd wouldn't be i...
Q: Do men care about christmas decorations?
A: I do. I can't get enough of them. In fact, I don't even care that they seem to come out earlier every year. Put up the t...
A: I'd say just phase it out over email. He'll get the idea. You've never met in person. Why lay the "I'm just not into you...
A: First off, I decided to answer this question as a counter to Funny Guy's "So You're Fat" blog because I think it's impor...
Q: We girls invest so much time and money on cute bras and panties. Do men really notice?
A: Yes, absolutely. Of course, we eventually want to get them off you, but we definitely appreciate it. In fact, there is a...
A: This has been coming up a lot lately. First of all, I blame the video games. Games today are just too awesome. They are ...
A: What, 19-year-olds can't be stressed? Guys have a lot of pressures at that age. For instance, how do you balance drinkin...
A: Wait, let me consult my magical device which tells me if guys are lying...Yes, he's lying. Or maybe he's not, and you're...
A: Wait. It's not dirty talk? What does he talk about? The weather? Fantasy football? What caused the blackout on FlashForw...
A: Maybe he's not into public displays of affection. And you can't get more public than Twitter and Facebook. Also, maybe h...
A: Stop going to cheesy, pretentious bars. That's the first step. Shallow, vain people tend to congregate together doing sh...
A: Empire Strikes Back. Oh, sorry, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Heavy sigh. I do not approve of George Luc...
A: Yes, you should definitely be concerned that he will make a move. Because that's what he's doing. He's making a move. He...
A: Funny you should ask, as I just bought tickets for myself and my girlfriend. (Don't tell her! It's a surprise.) Guys, ju...
Q: Are guys turned off when their girlfriend is more educated than them?
A: Only the stupid ones. A guy who is turned off by a woman's intellect is also easily frightened by loud noises, and has d...
A: Oh, high school. You would think society would've moved past the point of '80s teen comedies to a world where geeks and ...
A: While I don't think you should pick out matching Rock Band guitars just yet, it does sound like he might be sweet on you...
Q: What are some new up and coming bands that the cool kids are listening to?
A: There's actually a huge boom of quality bands in the New York City indie scene right now, particularly in the hipster en...
A: Well, you can tell him that First Lady of California Maria Shriver got busted for doing it, so it's only a matter of tim...
A: Yes, two weeks is too long to be emailing a stranger. For all you know, he could be a Nigerian prince who would be glad ...
A: Great question! And one that I think applies to all couples, not just "uber geek" and "not so geek." Couples don't have ...
A: What types of comics and graphic novels does he read? Perhaps he just needs to introduce you to more accessible material...
A: Christmas already? Holiday shopping starts earlier every year. But it's probably wise to start shopping now, as the hott...
A: Awww. You've warmed my robotic heart. I finally understand this thing you humans call love. I think it's great that you ...
A: Wait a minute. You're telling me that a guy who works at the Apple Store is a wee bit geeky? I'm sorry, but that flies i...
A: I think most single guys view every woman as someone they could potentially date and/or sleep with. From the new temp in...
A: Yeah, the Internet has really put a damper on the whole home porno/naughty photo thing. Time was, all a guy needed to ta...
A: It should absolutely be just like a regular date. Just because you met online, that doesn't mean he shouldn't fulfill al...
A: I heard about this. Pepsi has indeed pulled the app amid widespread criticism. Basically, "Amp Up Before You Score" was ...
A: Thanks for your question. I've been waiting for a chance to discuss this very topic. First off, I need to address the lo...
Q: To Twitter... or not to Twitter? That is the question!!! Is this a cool thing to do?
A: What, you don't Tweet? You don't update your friends, coworkers, family members, and random strangers on your every exci...
Q: I want to keep my office romance under wraps... for obvious reasons. Any advice?
A: I'm always surprised when people are shocked by workplace romance. We're increasingly spending more and more time at the...
A: "WoW widow." I love it. Submit that to the GuySpeak dictionary post-haste, fair maiden. It's like you lost him in ...
Q: Why don't guys like leggings on girls?
A: Who says guys don't like leggings? In fact, a certain skeezy hipster clothing company built their entire image on the as...
A: I love this question. It's like a nerd My Fair Lady--how do you bring out his latent geek? The raw material definitely s...
A: I can relate to the messenger bag issue. While stylish, those things are hell on your shoulders. We're all going to end ...
A: You mean you don't want to hear every single ear-shattering explosion and brilliant gem of dialogue in Transformers 2? (...
A: Have you tried OkCupid? It seems to be the new Nerve/Alt/LavaLife--the hipster alternative to Match.com and eHarmony. I'...
A: Yeah, that's pretty weird. People who mistake Facebook for a dating site never fail to crack me up. Female friends of mi...
A: Heavy sigh. I hear you, friend. This is becoming a serious problem. I'm of the opinion that if your son or daughter is o...
A: How about at the concert? Studies show that public places are the best venue for a break-up. He's less likely to make a ...
A: Funny you should mention this, gentle reader. I just addressed this very same problem-- how texting, social networking a...
A: First off, kudos for wanting to get your boss something he would actually like instead of yet another meat and cheese ba...
