A: Throwing out a bonus, because it is a unique question that made me giggle. Tickled my vanity too .... Most of them are j...
Mystery Man
Mystery Man will tell you the truth, as he sees it, without the hug. He’ll tell you that your date never called again because you talked about yourself too much or because you likely had bad breath after that bad choice of garlic knots. The stuff that comes out of his mouth will almost always come as a shock. He won't pull any punches and almost always drops out of the sky like a deus ex machina. The truth isn't always popular, but it is always right.
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Recent questions answered by the Mystery Man:
A: Of course you can! As you said, you really like this guy and assuming that you are in a relationship with him, he cares ...
A: Breathe, idiot. Let me introduce you to a wee friend of mine: ADRRESS. Analyze, Diagnose Repair/Replace tESt Start again...
A: Honestly? Lie. You need to network as part of the job. The people you will be meeting need to network just as much as yo...
A: Rather glad I delayed answering today ... Yeah, I try to avoid breathing because sometimes things smell bad. We can do t...
A: Saw your question, thought "yeah, I can answer that" then realized. I don't have a clue. When I was dating in High Schoo...
A: Won't lie to you - yes. Some guys get spooked by tall women. That is their problem. They have not yet learned that every...
A: Full text for the question: "Here's the deal MM,I want to be a doctor.However,my anatomy midterm came back 72%.I know I ...
A: I have two seemingly contradictory bits of advice for you. 1/ Keep to your standards. 2/ Change your standards. "Great h...
Q: Do you like red lipstick at last? what about a burgundy one? or plum?
A: It depends on your complexion, your current hair and nail color and what you are wearing. Come on. Even the dumbest of g...
A: Another twofer - love it when two related questions come in at once. ViridianCrystal's question is the headliner questio...
A: URGH. Stop being so damned dumb and open your eyes. You hang out and make out once in a while? How thrilling for you, wh...
A: You got needs. He is not meeting those needs. You picked up something that will meet those needs without breaking your m...
A: This one I had to take a quick and dirty poll for. Most of us guys have not much problem with it. Certainly, shirtless i...
A: It means he had a dream and respects and trusts you enough to tell you about it. Night time dreams usually mean very lit...
A: No. Vehicular manslaughter is defined as causing death while in charge of a self propelled vehicle. The Amish use that a...
A: Aha - trying to bait me into politics again, eh? This had better not be a homework question, but OK, I'll bite this once...
A: Long one today. And be warned - I will be doing only light and silly questions for the rest of the week, so send me some...
A: PFFTTT! It is a mere 9 years difference. Be his wife. BUT Do not be his mother. Your comment on his age worries me sligh...
A: Why do you choose to see him? You know my Neanderthal views on cheating, and YOU are the married one. He is just a singl...
A: Could be he has all the self confidence of an overcooked strand of spaghetti. No, that is not an insult, or not much of ...
A: I thank whatever circumstances prevented you. Yet you are going to a place where I may not follow. It would be both immo...
Q: while having sex he said to me this is my pussy and dont be giving it to nobody else
A: Possessive and untrusting little rat, isn't he. While I can appreciate the sentiment, I very much dislike the way he phr...
A: You have answered your own question. You want to stop being P/A, you have to pick. Passive or Aggressive. Ain't room for...
A: No. I think he finds it a reIief - a sanctuary, if you ike. VioIence shouId frighten you if you are not used to it. He i...
Q: I'm dating an old men for money
A: He knows. OIder men have very few iIIusions. If he is fine with paying for a companion, why shouIdn't you benefit. Of co...
A: FuII text of question: "Hey, MM! I have a very nice and sweet friend who's kind of ignorant (it comes from a lack of exp...
A: Unfortunately, that is part of modern life and one of the "joys" of working a service industry. His hours simply must fi...
A: Why wait for them? Ain't no law against you asking them out. Not exactly lady like, but acceptable now-a-days. Still if ...
A: Posted because it is good to remind us that we can - sometimes - make a difference. Though I figure you, the commenters ...
A: Well, letting this break you is dumb. FWB is an eyes wide open arrangement of convenience that you know will end sooner ...
A: Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you must do it. Look, sex is a way to have fun with and be closer to you...
A: Are you totally freaking insane? Walk. Right now. Or be used and abused for the rest of your life....
A: He is, with all due respect, talking out of his posterior. There is no such thing as a guy who cannot be seduced. OK, ma...
Q: How do I get over an irrational hatred of women?
A: Since you didn't use the phrase other women, I'll assume you are a guy. You only hate what you fear.* So stop being a wu...
A: The guy has been honest with you - all credit to him. Be honest with yourself. What do you want? Chances are he is not g...
A: Good question. I don't know. I would find him liking your hyper phase rather worrying. You don't exactly need encouragin...
A: I find that tacky. Who uses it? Teenage boys and people afraid of real human interaction. It's like those interactive ph...
A: Quakes scare the crap out of me too. There is something very unnerving about the ground beneath your feet suddenly decid...
A: A wee bonus answer, cause A/ I am bored and B/ I think this lady needs an answer like right now. Go here, read it and un...
Q: My girl is starting to need to shave her chin. Should I stay or run?
A: You should seriously consider growing the EFF up....
A: Nano Girl, I rolled your question into this one as it fit well. Yeah, it has been known to happen from time to time. Unf...
Q: Do you mind if you get with a girl who isn't as good in bed as others girls?
A: Not at all. Being good in bed is just a matter of practice - and practicing is always fun....
A: After a quick and informal poll of a few friends, 11 to 15 is about the time we all started using porn. That is both guy...
A: I have never really considered it a family holiday as such - don't think many people do. Just a night for a good party t...
A: Having different selves is common. Everyone does it to a certain extent - the you hanging out with friends is not the yo...
A: He decided? JHFC. Where the hell were you when this memo was being written? You gonna tell me why you just accepted this...
A: Ah, thrush. The unwanted guest that can't take a hint. Since it is recurring, you might want to look at your diet, since...
Q: What is your opinion of dating a girl with a baby?
A: An ideal question for today, isn't it? Not Christmas magic - I cheated and saved it from the 21st. It is difficult. The ...
A: Not quite sure how much time and energy you owe him. More interested in how much time and energy you owe yourself. You g...
A: Sure. People ask this a lot, some nicely, as you have, some rather rudely. Consider this an oblique apology for getting ...
A: Who flirts with who? Figure you are maybe blaming your boyfriend here when the fault is mostly your Mom's. Lets see, if ...
A: I am gonna run this one. Not because I got words of wisdom, I don't - or not many - but as a cautionary tale and to show...
A: In another of those odd coincindences that keep on happening, this question came in at roughly the same time as it's cou...
A: It's this thing again. I am wasting one of my rare bonus answers on this? Why? Cause people who cannot read piss me off....
A: Tricky, this, mainly down to lack of detail. Still, I'll take a swing at it. If I miss, hey, everyone strikes out once i...
A: If you are all cool with it, go for it. My personal preference is for serial monogamy, but I can see the appeal of polya...
A: Really. He insists? What are you, idiotic or simply desperate? And stop being so damned dumb. That ain't no friend. Stop...
A: Congratulations on owning a normal, healthy male. He couldn't promise he'd stop doing it cause he won't stop doing it. H...
Q: how involved would you like to be with our wedding?
A: COME ON! I haven't even said yes yet! Now if you meant my wedding, I would pretty much expect to be there. Maybe have a ...
A: Makes perfect sense. You know what you want in a man. Your body has other ideas. Sexual attraction is a deep and powerfu...
A: Dad? Stop bragging, I'm trying to work here. Oh, not Dad. OK. You have discovered the down side of your trouser snake be...
A: Well, she might debate the lucky part. Know I do regularly! We are both what is euphemistically referred to as "strong p...
Q: What is the best sex position
A: The one that has her twitching uncontrollably and screaming YES loud enough to wake the neighbors. Even if you live next...
A: Odd. I got guests going to be staying here this weekend in a similar situation. We went to school together - the three o...
A: Feel that gentle thump? That is me reaching through your screen and giving you a fairly hard tap on the nose. Tell your ...
A: Best Christmas gift ever? A daughter. 'Nuff said. The second part is one of those questions that fills me with fear. Eve...
Q: How do you prefer a girl's hair?
A: Spread out over a pillow next to me. Thanks for asking....
A: Long and complex one, and time sensitive, so running it now instead of tomorrows question. I was the girl who had to cal...
A: I sympathize. Being physically demonstrative never came easy to me either. You are definitely not alone. Way back in Feb...
A: Wait, skip the whole presents thing for a second and explain to me, in words of one syllable, why are you paying for his...
A: Could be a few things. Sheer bad luck It is a possibility, though a very low probability one after 5 guys have done it t...
A: Your BF is right. His obvious love and concern still isn't enough though, right? First thing you do is hit up this site:...
Q: If a guy looks nervous or uncomfortable when your next to him, what does that mean?
A: Considering todays blog post, I couldn't resist a second answer. What does that mean? Please tick all that apply. You ne...
A: Dude. Life is too short to be unhappy, and you are gonna get unhappiness in your life from a*sholes regardless. Sorry it...
A: Mostly no. Look at JFK for a shining example of President by day, porn star by night. I am pretty basic when it comes to...
A: This one has been bugging me since I saw it in the question queue last week. Have written about it a fair number of time...
A: Who do you want? That is the question....
A: The problem with moral clarity is not so much arrogance, but the judgemental attitude it fosters in you. Since there is ...
A: First part I have been asked before, I am sure of it, but can't be bothered to trawl back through the archives to find o...
A: Your school has counsellors. Use them, that is what they are there for, and your parents already paid for them so they c...
A: Not always. Depends how smart his parents are. If he is used to being expected to do stuff round the house, can handle l...
A: I can relate. My lady travels a lot too, and when she is home for any length of time I get a bit edgy about the disrupti...
A: Flattery will always at least get your question looked at. I am gonna bang down hard into stereotype city here. The most...
A: Unless he has some major cash on him, don't worry. Vegas gals cost. A lot. Seriously, they push the national average way...
A: Does he actually want to move forward or is he perfectly happy as he is? Figure it's high time for you two to have the "...
A: Full text of the question: Hi MM. I dated a kind caring guy. He got a job in another state and in the months previous to...
A: Meh, why not. Full and bored. Question concerned is here. Bit of both, really, as for all my answers. Have a fair number...
A: A worthy topic for Thanksgiving day. Gonna make a WAG (Wild A*sed Guess) that you are still on the younger side of the r...
A: Previous question is here. Tricky one. You were on a break, so not together, even though you stayed in touch fairly cons...
A: I ain't deaf, you know. Let me see. Sweet and nice guy who keeps in touch with his ex, has girls pictures on his phone, ...
A: Fair on who? You have been around the block. Know what love is and how it grows when you aren't really paying attention....
A: Without manure roses don't grow. Therefore life without a generous helping of BS is meaningless, at least for the roses....
A: OK sweetheart, first thing you do is call 1-800-784-2433 or 1-800-273-8255, assuming you are in the continental US. It's...
Q: Do you believe that everyone has a shot at love?
A: Yep. Oh, you wanted more? Tough. It is a dumb question, brought on by your own sadness and lack of self respect. Everyon...
A: Yep. Darned right you should feel guilty. Your Mom doesn't like you getting drunk. Could be lots of reasons. Maybe she h...
A: It's messed up. The dude ain't your brother (I hope. Better check and see if your old man did some sowing of wild oats r...
A: Hooo - boy. Do I get the toughies. You do know this is something that has been discussed, debated and made the subject o...
A: Why the devil should you say word one, unless you feel a particular need to? Part of moving on is no longer dwelling on ...
A: Probably. But still Welcome to what I like to call the hot chick dilemma - and yes, it applies to guys too. You see some...
Q: What do you find attractive in a woman?
A: Me personally? Independence (because I detest clingy), Self confidence (sexy as hell), Intelligence at least equal to my...
A: Depends on the guy, and on you. Lot of gals don't particularly want sex anyway, when the painters are in, and some guys ...
A: Personally, I think a good hard punch in the nose is a suitable response, though some may opt for the timeless classic o...
A: Thank you! Have a good one! And to any still serving - keep the faith....
A: You really like him? Then what you doing sitting on your a*s? Go ask him out. You got anything to lose here?...
A: OK, this ain't gonna be popular, but .... Not a big fan of spanking kids as punishment. Not opposed to it, as I'll expla...
A: If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and is obsessed with munching on stale bread or quackers out of dirty green ...
A: Nah, just human. Chill out. Deep breath and relax. In other news, if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose. W...
A: The problem ain't your Dad, now, is it? Like all sensible guys, he is getting crap and has talked with you about it. Don...
Q: What's your definition of love?
A: Love is the state of being where another's happiness and wellbeing is vital to, and far more important, than your own. I...
A: Why do you even care? The dude had a life before meeting you - so damned what. Ain't none of your business unless and un...
A: You see, this is why the Catholics invented confession and penance, and why the various Protestant denominations were fo...
A: The hell? Are you like 12 or something? With all due respect, you are being positively brain dead here. You got a choice...
Q: what does it mean if a guy keeps telling you to let him know when you're in town
A: Guy rule of thumb number one: If you need to ask "What does it mean," the answer is usually "Sex." Guy rule of thumb num...
A: Nothing. Training horses is damned hard work - there is not just the physical aspect of dealing with something ten times...
Q: do you guys realy answer these questions??????????
A: Only if they are spelled correctly, with adequate grammar and hygeine. The punctuation police want a word with you....
A: According to your ex- boyfriend you "don't know god" but someone is definitely looking out for you. Lucky escape there.....
A: Same way as you balance everything else in life. Very carefully. Still, you are all excited and everything, so I guess I...
A: There is only one thing that promises a successful marriage. "Love, honor and cherish." All else is meaningless BS. Yeah...
A: I could walk out into the street right now and line up about 500 people who would take your job, no questions asked, wit...
A: I believe in pixies. The little pests frequently hide my tools when I am working. I can even strain myself and believe i...
A: Why you asking me something you already know the answer to? Sex ain't love, and there is nothing wrong with hooking up f...
A: Start at the beginning. "Duh, gee, thanks for nothing," you grumble. Be patient and let me explain in my own way. A coup...
A: I love some of the questions I get! :) Nothing wrong with that. In about a dozen states of the Union, you just increased...
A: You know damned well why you got the baby fever. Got a new guy you are settled with and you want to make a kid with him ...
A: Are you a ghost or something? Nothing would surprise me anymore. If not, you might want to get your keyboard fixed. To a...
A: They do and they don't. Ever been to a high school / college reunion? People slip back into their old cliques within hal...
A: It ain't exactly a typical question - but what the heck! Was arguing about this last night with a couple of friends, so ...
Q: All my bf wants to do is have sex how can I get him to stop
A: Close your legs. OK, a flippant answer to a seemingly silly question, yet one with serious undertones. You ask "How can ...
A: In all honesty, you could do better for yourself. Ivy league pansies tend to be right self centered and self satisfied, ...
A: The Spanish, who's entire culture is built on macho BS and who know a thing or two about bragging, have a saying that ro...
A: Death hurts. Trust me, I know. You are going through something pretty common at the moment, and it has very little to do...
A: Why you telling me? I ain't the fat, drunken, farting slob, nor do I know him to kick him hard on your behalf. Tell him....
A: Sure, anything to oblige a reader. STOP SNIVELLING, YOU HAD A DAMNED LUCKY ESCAPE. He pulled the plug just because your ...
A: Yeah - it's a duplicate answer. RP's take on this question is here. Good start, and no, I ain't gonna shout at you about...
Q: would you poke a girl that poked you on facebook back ?
A: I use one thing and one thing only to poke gals. There ain't yet an Ap for that. Seriously, what are you - 12?...
A: Dude - you got gold right there. Women go for the troubled, moody sort. OK, pulling your leg, slightly. Your answer is i...
A: Ah, what a romantic guy. Hugs in a drafty stockroom where you should not be, all while dissing his wife. Sounds like you...
A: It means you ate cheese before bed time, or some of the mushrooms on your pizza were the blue stemmed sort. I don't buy ...
A: He isn't exactly being fair to you there. Your question raises some questions of my own I'd want answering. Is he gettin...
A: You know you asked the most bitter and heartless guy on the site to kiss your skinned ego and make you feel better, righ...
A: To be equally blunt in reply - you are not going to know if a guy does it for you until you take him for a test drive. Y...
A: The very first thing that jumped into my head when I read your question was the Bruce Springsteen song, Secret Garden. Y...
A: Has he ever said that he did? Or did you just assume? If the guy says he doesn't want a relationship, he doesn't want a ...
A: Depends. Do you define yourself as a liberal atheist who doesn't want kids? Or are you just a human being, like the rest...
Q: what does it mean when a man wants you to spend a week with him at his house?
A: He's out of clean laundry, the kitchen sink has been condemned by the CDC and he is really tired of microwaved burritos....
A: Sure. Let me tell you a little secret, that most people who write online news articles know but the audience doesn't ten...
Q: when a guy sleeps with you on the first day what does that mean?
A: He is a normal male and you spread easier than Land O' Lakes. Next question please....
A: Of course we all have other jobs. Carrie is a lady, Nick is a porn star, Dan does something - though we are not sure wha...
A: If the relationship has been decent, yes you owe him an explanation. You owe it to yourself to give one too. This is one...
A: What do you want me to say? Pet your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright? You'd get peeved with me if I did...
A: Tacky. If I wanna see you naked, I'll talk you out of your clothes in person. I mean, seriously, it takes about 5 minute...
A: Article link in question here. He contradicts himself a fair bit, doesn't he. OK, my take on it? If you got it, flaunt i...
A: Go to Hogwarts and ask to borrow the Time Turner. Or stick out your thumb the next time you see a battered blue policebo...
A: A couple of days to a week. Nothing wrong with a wave of lust and a wistful fantasy or two, but if he/she sticks in your...
Q: why do men keep his girl in the dark about a female who he is talking to behind her back
A: You really gotta ask? He doesn't want you to know he is talking to her. Could be he is thinking of jumping, but more lik...
A: Weird. I have had exactly the same problem with atheists. And vegetarians, cause screw those guys*. Fortunately, both of...
A: Alright. You know you have given me a problem straight out of the starting gate, right? I don't know if I should believe...
A: OK, It's an extra post. So what. Sometimes it is good to hear the outcomes of peoples problems. Nicely done. And blessin...
A: He's jealous. That wasn't too hard now, was it. Sounds like one of those nice guy creeps to me....
Q: Have you ever met Gal Pal and the other Guys in person or are you a mystery even to them?
A: The only guy (or gal) from here who has physically met me is Swaim, the previous Funny Guy, though not until after Amit ...
Q: What's the difference between "in love" and "true love"?
A: Several million at the box office. The first is an emotional descriptor, the second is a tautology. The first exists, th...
A: If you are staying purely for your son, you are doing all three of you a huge injustice. Your son: My reading of your qu...
A: You could always share.* Your mom is still a sexual being. Done wrote about that before. Your Mom also has experience an...
Q: Hi my name is Stephanie. How do I talk to a white guy on the metro train going home?
A: With your mouth, how else? The Metro frowns on lighting fires to send smoke signals, and, if you try sign language in ru...
A: So you don't like him because he is doing, effortlessly, what you want to do? Exactly how green are your eyes right now?...
Q: What and why it makes a woman feel the need to use men as toys and never in a real relationship?
A: Because they can. Simple as that. OK, I actually have no idea at all. Readers thoughts?...
A: Feel at a loss? Frequently. Feel like I am failing if I can't give a solution? Invariably. I am going to generalize a bi...
Q: can you love someone and cheat on them?
A: Interesting question. Short form - yes you can, though of course you shouldn't do it and will be shunned if you do, incl...
A: I'll tell you something. My lady doesn't drive at all. She has no license, and when she gets behind the wheel for a less...
A: You want a serious or a snarky answer? Let's get the snark out of the way first - turn off the bedroom light. Now for th...
A: Well, I don't know about you or the readers, but my alarm bells are ringing loud enough to call out every fire truck in ...
A: How good is it and how well does it represent it's meaning to you? Those are the only two questions you should consider ...
A: You'll have a harder time knocking the idea of "friends only" into their heads if you stay girly. Me, I am not fond of t...
A: Nope. You are not lying to him. You are lying to yourself though. If he is a good friend, when he finds out he will go i...
A: Honestly, yes, once or twice I have faked the finish. There are some times when a guy quite simply can't finish, yet of ...
A: You got played by someone with all the grace and maturity of a baby hippo. Sorry....
A: Of course I watched it - online, as the TV was co-opted for a Spongebob marathon. Now we try to keep politics out of thi...
A: This one might be a touch deep for some random anonymous dude on the net to answer successfully. Still, God hates a cowa...
Q: Not to impugn Cher's authority, but can a kiss really explain how a man feels about you?
A: Yep. Thanks for asking....
A: OK, it's the porn thing again. PORN AIN'T SEX. Look, I am gonna be blunt and slightly personal. I watch porn, like prett...
A: Same as for a woman who is damaged goods. Slowly and carefully. Keep your voice soft and make no sudden movements. Expec...
Q: Can u find me picture of a sexy gal
A: Don't say i never do anything for you. Now stop being bone idle and go hunt your own porn....
A: So, you want a FWOB. As in 99% of the friendships that exist anywhere. Don't be dumb - of course you can just be friends...
A: Oddly, your question and one the direct opposite came in about the same time. The other question: "I can't remember most...
A: OK, is he damaged goods? As in come out of a long term relationship, a bit battered and bloody? That'll have him keeping...
A: Depends why you like them. Are they speaking to your very soul, or are they things that fascinate you 'cause you have ne...
A: First off, chillax. University is like an all you can eat buffet for the single gal who gets herself out there and looks...
A: Let's break it down. Since you forgot to tell me the most important fact, if you are in a relationship with him or not, ...
A: They are total idiots. This is one of the things that completely baffles me about some women. Have they no sense of prid...
A: This happens a lot. To guys, at least, though it seems to a lesser extent with gals. Not because it is a sex based thing...
A: He is 50 and feeling it. Be grateful he hasn't gone for an all out midlife crisis and grabbed the sports car and 20 year...
A: Full text of the question: "I cook a bunch of friendly guys at work. We often tease back and forth. They say that they l...
A: You do like asking the difficult ones, don't you. Most guys who seem to be a good and nice guy, are exactly what they se...
A: How good a friend was she? Obviously not a really close friend, or she'd have been a bridesmaid, or understood why she c...
A: While I am all in favor of "being yourself" and "knowing yourself" in a relationship, you don't sound terribly appealing...
A: PC language, or thought? By the way, I liked the challenge, sometimes they are fun ;) Let's take language first, as I fi...
A: If you don't trust your psychiatrist, why should you trust me? Still, I am gonna say a couple things. Did your friends r...
Q: What do you think about a first day of school outfit for girls? Overrated or cute?
A: Cute enough, but overrated. Newish jeans, a pretty T-shirt, a light coat if it is raining, a sweater if it is cool. I am...
A: Your husband has discovered what real beauty is. I read a line somewhere - can't remember where - when I was a kid, that...
Q: is it bad that if my ex asked me out again i would say yes?
A: Depends on: Why you split up. Who did the splitting. How long ago. But, in general, you are ex's for a reason. Bear that...
A: Wait, what? For God's sake - GO SEE AN OB NOW! Do you know how insane you sound? Not seeing an OB for months 'cause you ...
A: He means no. He just did you the courtesy of thinking about it thoroughly before answering you....
A: I answered a very similar question just last week (go read it, once you are finished here), so would normally have skipp...
A: If it's that bad, you can't fix yourself. You are going to need specialist help. Bearing that in mind, this is for rough...
A: Congratulations. Nice to hear some good news once in a while. Now you want to know how to keep this guy, and keep him th...
A: First you decide what you want, 'cause, to my eyes, you are seriously confused at the moment. You like guys for the emot...
A: Don't hate it. Every couple needs rules. And no cellphones at dinner is a sensible one. It gives the two of you some alo...
A: I'd normally pass this over to CG - he deals with movies and stuff, it is his joy, his life and, well, his job - but I d...
Q: is it safe for my bf to c*m in me during anal?
A: No. How do you think politicians are made? Seriously though - there is no connection between your uterus and your colon....
A: Your own fault. A guy usually says what he means *. It's the way we are wired. Read through the various "what does he me...
A: OK. I don't often go this far down the age range, but this time - yeah. Lets break this down. No one your age should be ...
A: I know couples who have been married for decades who knew the other was "the one" at 15, so I am not going to say you ar...
A: First, congrats on getting sober. Your kids will thank you. It's amazing what we miss when we drink, isn't it. Little th...
A: Short answer is, yes it can and does. Frequently. Is he fussed about the differences? Doesn't sound like it to me. So wh...
A: Are the guys you crush on, then get to know, totally inappropriate? You are terrible at picking guys, but you'll improve...
A: OK, you picked a particularly tough row to hoe. Know you didn't mean to - but you did. Time to decide if you are a man o...
A: What you feeling guilty for? Having sex, not having sex but wanting to, not wanting to have sex until marriage, not want...
A: Um .... congrats? Not important that you tell him. Yeah, he'll care, but if the sex is good why worry about it?...
A: You were engaged for three whole days? Of course you don't have to tell him - an engagement lasting about the same time ...
A: Like, you could walk up to him and ask him. Chew some gum so you look nonchalant and relaxed. Whatever you do, don't wri...
A: Guys lie, sure, telling you what you want to hear and keeping the peace, but they rarely lie about wanting marriage and ...
A: No. And no, I ain't gonna shout at you, either. Weird stuff happens at parties. Best and most memorable kiss I ever had ...
A: OK, mate, grab your balls in both hands (metaphorically speaking, I really don't need that mental image) and lets take a...
A: First, a plea. If you are submitting as anonymous and use more than one question to state your problem (we prefer you do...
A: That's dumb. Go find someone you can hold and smell, not someone you know from a single picture which may or may not be ...
A: Not surprised you think men are evil. They ain't, though, no more than all women are conniving, vindictive b*tches. Gonn...
A: Make new friends. You screwed up badly. So did he. End of story. I'm not gonna talk about the cheating. I know I am usua...
A: First off, thank you! We all appreciate praise and thanks, though Nick prefers sandwiches and Dan prefers back rubs. Car...
A: By understanding, though it makes forgiving no easier. The guy failed. He failed himself, but, far more importantly to h...
A: OK. No shouting at you. Promise. Some guys f*ck and run. Not denying that, since it would be foolish to even try. Yet ev...
A: So let me get this straight. You got a wonderful chance to advance yourself, your career and your life, and he is upset ...
A: Woah there. Kid is scared sh*tless that you are gonna take Dad away from him/her/it, just like Mommy went away. Of cours...
A: It's a long question with a shortish answer, for "Sermon Sunday." "I'm the youngest of 6(4bros+1sis)in my late 20s. Grow...
Q: how do boys want girls pubes?
A: On girls. You think we want 'em in a box, or as a promise ring or something stupid like that?...
A: OK, you have come to the right shop. First things first - you really need to want to break the cycle. Until that happens...
A: Dude is trying to rock your world. So yeah, he is into you. Big time. Now stop bragging and enjoy it....
A: OK, a bit of a cheat as it is four questions in one, but these all came in within an hour or so of each other. What does...
Q: blondes or brunettes? lip piercings? rib tattoos? sexy?
A: Personally? I much prefer brunettes to blondes, especially bottle blondes. Tat's, if they are well done, are fine and ca...
A: Bro code does not apply here. Any guy who totally abandons his kids deserves impromptu castration with a rusty file, in ...
A: Course it isn't wrong. Security is nice, but it is passion that makes a marriage. You want all these things, well, what ...
A: It's your life, isn't it? Who else can choose? Santa? You choice, your call, your responsibility, and your screw-ups.......
A: Trust me, he wasn't faking. That is something guys simply cannot do during a BJ, our "success" being all too visible. Yo...
Q: How do you know If your fuck buddy has feelings for you ?
A: Ask him. Not me. Unless your name is Lisa. If it is, not while I am working, love. Thanks for playing, next question ple...
Q: How do you know the love is still burning after three years relationship?
A: Look in your heart. Love still burning there? Right. Now if you want to know about him, there is a simple test that work...
A: Why do you think you need other people to validate your existance? Look, being a kid of critical or indifferent parents ...
Q: my college boyfriend never pays for our dates.
A: Your college boyfriend should be your ex boyfriend as rapidly as possible....
A: Yep - desperation has a horrible smell, like rancid perfume. Cool, calm and indifferent is more like catnip for the soul...
A: Welcome to Limbo, where you first find out you are not gonna take the world by storm, then learn that being an adult pre...
A: Homework question? The answer is No. Our tendancy is to group together in small tribes (just look at High School) that w...
A: Why not? Something different and something I love. First off, you don't need a degree to write. You simply need to write...
Q: can straight man be inlove to bisexual
A: Yep. Seriously, guys don't care if you are a lipstick lez, or a full on bi. Sex is sex and love is love....
A: It can be done, especially since your split was amicable and long enough ago for you both to have moved on. We have talk...
A: You are a liar. Why should he deny it? Stop with the dramz. You can't lose something you never had, and you never get sh...
Q: what usa guys sexiest turn on?
A: Oh, you meant IS A GUY'S ... Confidence. Said it before, and I'll say it again. There is nothing on Earth as sexy as a ...
A: And another, submitted about the same time: "my boyfriend and i disagree on the casey anthony verdict. I think she did i...
A: Welcome to a little place all guys know, called "Guy Hell." Nothing freezes a guy's very marrow faster than the question...
A: Neither. Go for gut. It ain't romantic, but neither am I. Heart is all about grand yet ultimately futile gestures. Head ...
A: OK. Can do this without being too harsh - you don't rate harshness. Defense attorney is one of the careers I have an imm...
A: .... is love, respect and affection enough to marry someone? Pretty much the only reasons to ever marry someone. ... I h...
A: Yep. Look up triste in the dictionary. Or melancholy. The upper classes in Regency and Victorian times were all over thi...
A: Ain't gonna yell unless you are being dishonest with the guys and leading them on hopelessly. You doing that, you get me...
Q: My ex is getting married. I still love him. Should I tell him before he ties the knot?
A: No. How's that going to help anything? Stop watching stupid romcoms. Next question please....
A: Know it is a double answer today, but sod it. This deserves it. Good news always does. Congrats on the great date!! Now ...
A: Of course he gets annoyed. You are asking him to teach you stuff he can't do anymore. Or thinks he can't, which is the s...
A: Your body is fine, unless the break up ended with a very hard crotch kick. Might want to see the doctor, if that is the ...
A: Personally, having been to many for both work and social purposes (in fact going to a new one tonight to review it), I d...
A: You are not selling yourself. Rule one for absolutely anything online - dating profiles, articles, stories, even ads - i...
A: You know you are right for someone when you start worrying about the long term stuff. He'll be feeling the same way too,...
A: You want to eat - you work. You got someone to take care of - you work at any job you can get, even if it is standing kn...
A: One second, please. TWENTY FREAKING YEARS AS A BOOTY CALL AND NOW YOU THINK YOU SHOULD MOVE ON!! That's better. Odd how ...
A: This is a follow up to the answer "After a lifetime of Obesity" posted January 5th. Good to hear from you again! OK, let...
A: You really do like asking the impossible ones, don't you! Still, why not? Being neither a woman nor electrocuted in the ...
A: We process things differently from gals, one of the few things John Gray actually got right in his book. Problems, worri...
A: Unusually, I ain't gonna shout at you. You are trying to do the right thing in a difficult situation. I salute you for t...
A: You read the walls blog and felt sad, right? It does not work that way, outside bad Hallmark movies and worse romance no...
A: NO! Someone really had to ask this? I mean, come on! A baby is no more relationship glue than it is a fashion accessory....
A: Of course you won't love someone else the same way. Love ain't something that is the same every time for everyone everyw...
A: Why are you wasting both my time and your own when you know what you should be doing? Lass, that is not a man you got th...
A: You his first serious gal? Or has he had a badly failed relationship and is now trying not to screw this one up? Or he s...
A: I have said before, several times, I am good friends with all bar one of my ex's. Good enough friends in a few cases to ...
A: All guys complain about their mothers. It is as instinctive as giving the boys a good old scratch on getting out of bed....
Q: Hi Mystery Man!. What do you think makes a woman great in bed?
A: Enthusiasm and practice. Staying awake and a lack of STDs is a bonus....
A: Were you going out with her four nights a week before you moved in with your boyfriend? Unless you are suddenly working ...
A: While we may be wise here, we are not all knowing - even I don't know everything. So it is time for another Readers Resp...
A: No. Just no. Neither of you really care about your religion? Then why change it - specifically why should you change you...
A: What is wrong with you? Nothing at all. Your libido is your libido. There is no right or wrong amount of sex to have per...
A: Trusted friend, without nagging, and without letting him interfere with your life. That is your role, should you accept ...
A: He just got hit by lightning from a seemly clear, cloudless sky and you are surprised he is a bit distant with you? I am...
A: I .... what? .... um .... OK, right. Ewwwwww! Please tell me you are messin' with me. Think you just melted what is left...
A: For the opposite reason you can't spell, capitalize or punctuate or put a question with any modicum of tact. Practice. L...
A: 14? That is a pretty normal age for both boys and girls to start actively sexualizing. Hitting on the teacher/babysitter...
A: Hang on. Who said I wasn't a Christian? I simply respect other people's beliefs enough to learn about them. I may ignore...
A: My sympathies, having been there myself. It is a rough situation to be landed in. All three of you are nuts. You are goi...
Q: Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks?
A: Why not? After all, it is our main erogenous zone, the seat of our identity, reminds us of it's presence frequently (and...
A: This is one reason why cheating is a bad idea. You carry the guilt and self esteem hit for years. Stop asking him! Being...
A: Weird how this happens. Two questions, submitted about a minute apart, that are the exact opposite of each other. Go rea...
A: OK, this creeped me out slightly, but is easy to answer and fairly easy to fix. "I was never "Daddy's little girl", as m...
A: I can only give you personal experience here. Sex - works 100% of the time, and there is something about being furious t...
A: In all honesty, I don't know if it is unreasonable. On the one hand, as a guy who has amicable, indeed friendly, relatio...
A: You congratulate her, wish her well and keep seeing and talking to her as if nothing at all has changed. That is for her...
A: Urgh. Didn't they make a movie out of this scenario? Seriously though, that is pretty juvenile behavior for a high schoo...
A: You can't speed it up. Mourning takes time. You can, however, use it to push yourself harder to succeed at your finals. ...
A: Porn - no real problem. Every guy does that. As long as he isn't obsessive about it, don't worry. In the archives is a v...
A: Religion shouldn't obstruct love. Race shouldn't. Financial status shouldn't. Gender shouldn't. The sad fact is they all...
A: She needs time - you give her time. You in a rush or something? And yes, her kids have priority. That is both right and ...
A: So, he is around models and actresses all day, yet you are his fiance? He is with you. Not them. Not just for sex, but b...
Q: What's your take on The Rapture?
A: Boy, I hope the world doesn't end on Saturday. I still need to finish playing L.A. Noire! And I want to see Green Lanter...
A: GPA is important. Far more important are interviews and references. Get your college teachers and guidance counsellor to...
A: Anyone can have a clean slate. Tisn't easy, but it is doable. But lets look at things. You screwed up. We all do - if be...
A: You know the legend of the Scots? Where they wear nothing under their kilts? Every guy likes to let the boys hang free f...
A: The old story of mismatched sex drives and expectations, eh? There are guys who are comfortable with sex 2 to 4 times pe...
A: Try changing your therapist. If she isn't helping you, you need to find one who can. No shame in it, the relationship be...
A: Now, I am not gonna say they are lying, cause they usually try not to. Yes, they compress an two week process down into ...
A: Not good, but don't panic. Wishing won't make things happen, this is one time when you need to talk to professionals, no...
A: It means you are a slapper who is sleeping with another woman's husband and who is getting all the respect and considera...
A: Two part answer for a two part question. That voice in your head? Ignore it, it is giving you the worst tactical advice ...
A: First off, my sympathies. Death, even when expected (or a blessing - it can be), is never an easy thing to handle. I am ...
Q: how do you tell if a guy is gay and hes just acting straight for what ever reason.
A: You don't. And why should you care anyway? No crime to be gay, and really none of your business. Oh, this is another of ...
Q: From a guys opinion, do you think women expect too much from guys?
A: I could write an essay here. and am indeed tempted to. Short answer though is YES! Women expect too much of men, just as...
A: It should. Take it from an alcoholic, that is a tad much. One bottle, well, not hugely bad. Three - that's bad and not i...
A: It'd be surprising if you didn't. Wanting and needing his approval as a kid, and never, ever getting it? We all need app...
A: Wait, what? It is time for readers answers again. Usual rules. Answer this lady in the comments, and I will do the same ...
A: No. Don't be dumb. Why the hell would you want an abusive a*shole as a friend?...
A: This part of dating etiquette is a huge dilemma for guys too. Some gals find it insulting to be paid for, some gals expe...
A: For readers who might get confused, this was a multi part question, and rightly so. Normally discourage them, but in thi...
A: The scansion limps as badly as a one legged man with a too short crutch, and the change of meter after the second line i...
Q: How forthcoming are college guys with STDs about having them?
A: In my experience, not very, so assume they have them and use protection. Not because they are selfish, don't care, or th...
A: Look, you know my opinion on cheating. It is cowardly, pathetic and simply wrong. So stop it right now. Drop one or the ...
A: Congratulations! Please, please, please tell me he is not getting promoted too! There is the whole technique of making y...
A: Tough one, this. You don't need my permission, since right and wrong in this particular case is totally between you, him...
A: What the hell you waiting for? Ask him out! Right now. After all, it is 19 ... 5 ... 5 ... I knew that damned DeLorean w...
A: It varies from state to state, but I am really not sure that this warrants a restraining order. Sounds more like your ex...
Q: What does it mean when a guy asks for your opinion
A: He wants your opinion. Dumb questi ... Oh. You mean "Does it mean he wants me if he asks my opinion?" Not usually. It me...
A: Blame Hawthorne. It's a hold over from earlier times - when you had young virgins, virtuous housewives and Scarlet Women...
A: I much prefer jello - fake cheese is simply revolting. Some guys like a bit of distance. A little bit of peace and quiet...
A: Very quick answer for a long time reader. It is hard to say. My instinct would be to say there is definitely interest th...
Q: what does it mean when a guy lets you drive his car?
A: He is drunk, stoned or really trusts you....
A: As they say, "God hates a coward." He hates a fool even more. A lot of guys say or think they are not ready for a commit...
Q: Is it bad if im only 18 and messing around with a 25 year old, and that has a girlfriend????
A: Lets look at the equation here: Age difference: 25/2 + 7 = 19.5. 19.5 > 18, so 18 = moderately bad Presence of girlfrien...
A: Do you read books or watch movies? You notice that, no matter how many times your read the book or watch the movie, it a...
A: If you don't want to be humiliated, simply don't tell him. Sure, you tell him about the depression as needed, that is a ...
Q: How do you get over being jaded?
A: I could take the high road here and say you are too inexperienced to be jaded, but shan't. Going to tell you a story ins...
A: OK, this one is different. Different culture, different rules. Please respect the rules in the comments, even if you don...
A: It can be saved. Maybe. You are going to need the three T's here. Talk You must be totally honest with him about your ne...
A: Two years with a nice guy and no fights? That is one of the more unusual complaints we have ever received. Ever been in ...
A: Woah there, what glacier did you thaw him out of and how is he finding our century? You know full well what the universa...
A: Heyo lass. Checked out your full situation (thank you for the detail - sometimes it is good to use the question box twic...
Q: What do you think of France's decision to ban the burqa?
A: I am not in favor, oddly enough, for reasons that could be called feminist, in a very twisted way. I don't favor anythin...
A: The blog post is here, for future readers, and should be required reading for every woman. As to your question, of cours...
A: Shit. it doesn't matter if he is single, married or your goddamned father. Rape is rape. And that shit is not acceptable...
Q: So how exactly do you go about picking questions to answer?
A: We all have different ways of picking which question to answer, so I can only speak for myself. The other guys are a lot...
A: He does need that, desperately, and he is very lucky you are there for him. You, well, you are doing good and supporting...
A: OK, I admit it. I almost didn't run this question at all, no matter how universal it is. This is one of those seemingly ...
Q: is it ok to kiss on the first date?
A: Yes. If you want to. Assuming that neither or both of you have had the aioli. That is just gross otherwise. If only all ...
A: Tough one. Very tough. And I am gonna be saying some unpopular things, so readers be warned. Drags out the soapbox. Firs...
A: Everyone should have at least basic mechanical knowlege, but the more advanced stuff is still fairly easy to learn too. ...
A: You want him totally out of your head? Sleep with him. Before you go galloping off thinking I was actually being serious...
A: If he is a teenager failing at eating and sleeping, you might want to first check that he actually has a pulse and doesn...
Q: what does it mean when your bf no longer wants to live with you?
A: Oh, FOR GODS SAKE! What do you think it means, that you have questionable hygiene and noxiously lethal flatulence? Use t...
A: OK, focussing on having a baby tends to knock romance and fun sex out of the window. the timing, thermometers and the f*...
A: Better to be alone than to lie. Being alone just sucks. Lying, especially to yourself, is dangerous....
A: Nah, they are just total horn dogs, totally open to the idea of watching you getting it on with another (presumably attr...
A: Sometimes, as a bit of fun, I like to throw a bonus question open to the readers to answer. It is time for another "Read...
A: I got no mystical wisdom of the Orient for you here. Just experience and a trick that sometimes helps. You have two oppo...
A: Plain talking time. You talk to him first, is my strong advice. Accidents happen all the time, but explain exactly how y...
A: It is your own fault. I quote: "Work takes a lot of my life so I don't go out much." Every guy knows he has to get out t...
A: Sorry love. Ain't gonna happen. Hate to be the pragmatic one but it simply doesn't work that way outside of trashy novel...
Q: Be honest with me, MM. Does sex lose its emotional value the more people you've done it with?
A: Depends on the sort of sex you have. If it is with people you are fond of (or love) then not at all. If it is simply scr...
A: Yep. You need a reality check. We had conflicting desires in the beginning, so we decided to stay friends. These conflic...
A: Cleavage shots are not as common as upskirt shots, but both are common enough that many cellphone manufacturers now make...
A: Easy one, but only because I think about this a lot. The answer is yes. Being in love is the start point. That fades ove...
A: You answered your own question. She is new. New is always exciting. They can get away with using the same tired lines an...
A: Hmmm. I am tempted to shout at you, but you don't rate that. I get this stuff a lot - we all do. But I am going to shout...
A: Well, I'll give it a bash. What sort of creepy? Accidentally Creepy The lingering stares, inane chat, slightly in your p...
A: Yes, it is perfectly possible for a guy to not enjoy a strip club, especially after a fight and if he was on his own. It...
A: Stand up. Turn off the computer. Go get help. Right the f*ck now. We'll be here when you get back. That shit is just wro...
A: Whoops! Doubleplus ungood! Way to kick him hard when he is down and make him feel totally useless and pathetic. Nah, am ...
A: Total, stark terror is the normal response, then the numbness of fear. Guys fear pregnancy. We don't get it, we can't, w...
A: Off hand, I'd say yes. Remind him what is waiting for him when he gets home. He already knows the who! But ... Be aware ...
A: I don't know. I am always at least good enough, usually better, and frequently totally freaking awesome. You see what I ...
A: Right. Time for a wee heart to heart chat with you. First up - Attraction just is. You can no more control who you attra...
A: For a witty and compassionate regular, a quick extra answer. As to getting your head round what happened and what he is ...
A: Well, you could write him a note, wear a sign around your neck, or use smoke signals, but most people would use their mo...
A: OK, you are doing good, and kudos to him too - a lot of people simply refuse to believe weed is addictive at all. Moving...
A: He is smart. You are the asshole. Do I need elaborate yet again? He pulls this shit because he can. He knows your moods ...
A: Chill girl, he'll have not even noticed if he has the serious hots for you. You walking up and talking to him will have ...
A: Well, actually, that is another one of those myths about guys that seem to be so common. If a guy hasn't had sex for a w...
A: For some guys, dating is being in a relationship. You know that, mate. You screwed up. Getting out of this, well, it dep...
A: Always handle questions with the truth and when you feel comfortable answering. You owe that to yourself. His feelings, ...
A: OK, why are you on eggshells here? There are many reasons for an honorable discharge - the main ones being he has done h...
A: Fear, mainly. Habit, you can get used to pretty much anything. Low self esteem, thinking it is all you are worth. Having...
A: None. Your SO is a person not an animal, all evidence to the contrary. My Dad, not usually one of the wittiest (or sexis...
A: Oh God! How old is he - 13 or something? That is the most puerile and immature thing to do. Crass sexual comments, but w...
Q: Why do men keep old love letters from ex girlfriends and think its OK?
A: Probably because it is totally OK. He didn't spring, fully formed, from the brow of a god, you know. He grew up, learned...
Q: Are there certain times/situations when it's okay to take back a cheating boyfriend?
A: For a committed relationship, I can think of only one situation offhand where I'd say it was OK to take him back. If he ...
Q: why won't my boyfriend introduce me to his kids yet?
A: He is most likely being a decent, responsible Dad, that is all. Protecting his kids from additional hurt as best he can ...
A: Ah, the perennial problem of the really good looking gal. Guys are gonna look, sure, but the nice guys are not likely to...
A: Nope. The first relationship after break up is the rebound one - the one that almost never works out, as long as it happ...
Q: Is it okay to have doubts about a long-term serious relationship?
A: Yep. Everybody has doubts from time to time. It is totally normal, sort of a delayed panic reaction. Just don't act on t...
A: Don't be so rock f*ckingly stupid. What do you think you should do?! OK, that was harsh. A double betrayal like that is ...
A: I am the bluntly honest guy. Abuse, depression, insecurity all really need total honesty in the answers. Being patted on...
A: You are coming from a bad place here, having a history of being cheated on. You might want to take a close look at the s...
A: Hey, why do I always get the STD questions? Not a very flattering implication there. Sadly, there is no definitive test ...
A: What sort of feminism and what sort of feminist? The feminism that seeks and fights for true equality I respect, agree w...
A: It's not you he doesn't trust, it is himself. He is scared and guilty and feeling like he can turn into a total monster ...
Q: What do you think is the homemade food weakness for men?
A: Well, if you want to push the boat out, this is the ideal guy menu : Starter/pre meal nibbles Breaded mozzarella sticks,...
A: Get yourself to your doctor, and get this sorted out, right now. It isn't something like a flu, to tough out until it ge...
A: Yep. Not only possible, but highly likely, especially if he has been badly burned before. Guys get serious when they are...
A: Be honest and follow your instincts. You are not ashamed of her, so don't hide her away. It isn't the 18th Century anymo...
A: Yes, of course you can. Love is not an exclusive thing, but rather the more you have, the more you give. Loyalty, on the...
A: To answer this, we need to listen to the words of that wise relationship sage, Paula Abdul. Opposites Attract. Trite. Ye...
A: Most guys in the martial arts I know think this way: In training, or during a bout, the fact you are a woman is only imp...
Q: how do i break up with my "almost dream guy"?
A: Same as with any other guy, you just ... Wait, what?! Almost dream guy? How close is almost? What is his lack? Can it be...
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A: One of the other guys would probably give you a much better answer, but since you asked ... Getting lovers, both casual ...
A: Try "thank you" and a smile. He likes helping you when you need it and that is perfectly OK. No one is forcing him, it i...
A: First off, a serious well done on controlling it. Stopping that sh*t is bloody hard and takes a lot of guts. Honestly? I...
Q: Why do you think monogamy is important?
A: Respect for yourself, respect for others and respect for your culture. So, respect, basically. We live in a culture wher...
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A: At Last! A gal who freely admits she is no Annie Oakley in the saddle, though one who likes making puns. Most guys will ...
Q: is needed space and selftime the same thing
A: According to both Einstein and Doctor Who, yes. So who am I to argue? Do get a lot of questions about needing some space...
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A: Nah, it's cool. We answer anyone's questions, and yours is one of a (rather worrying, to me) trend on body image that ha...
A: Two words - "Daddy issues." You ain't out looking for sex or a partnership, you are mainly looking to feel safe. Not tha...
A: How would you feel if she admitted to having diabetes? It is estimated that about 1 in 6 young adults in the continental...
A: Calm down. He's not exactly going to freak out and storm off if you don't give him a cuddle. Well, he might, but if he d...
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A: Welcome to adulthood. Yeah, it is exactly the same for guys too. Make sure you have some space of your own. It helps. Se...
Q: Is there a special lady in your life?
A: Yeah. There is. My current lady is special. Important in ways I hadn't even imagined a woman could be when I was younger...
A: Been there, done that, from the guy's perspective. And yes, it is both depressing and enraging to be single on Valentine...
A: He'll be far more disappointed and less attracted to you if you lie to him. Not telling him about your health issue is a...
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A: OH, COME ON! How old is he, 14?! Sexting while stoned and drunk - yeah, that's always a really great idea with no down s...
A: He isn't into you at all, and your extreme lack of subtlety is embarrassing the hell out of him. Stop drooling and leave...
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A: Have you thought of phoning him mid week? Phone calls, not e-mail. See how he reacts. If he is pleased or irritated. Som...
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Q: How do you judge which questions to answer? And frequently do you answer them?
A: One or two a day, depending on my mood, answer length, and if I have been shouted at lately by my lovely handler for ans...
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Q: You seem a lot nicer recently. Has something changed?
A: Yeah. Gals have stopped asking me totally useless, self centered and completely retarded questions. Mostly, anyways. Fig...
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Q: hey....i was wondering, what hairstyles do men like on women the most?
A: Clean and neatly trimmed. Ohhh .... you meant on your head. Let me think. Guys vary in this, as with all things. I prefe...
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A: Depends on the root cause of the divorce. Sure, she left him for another guy, but was the marriage basically dead even b...
A: There isn't a single heterosexual male in the world that'd notice them, never mind be fussed about them. Go ahead and st...
A: OK. This took me six tries to get near right. Yes. To be totally honest, you are still too damaged at the moment. Abused...
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A: So, because his wife sticks around, it is OK for you to screw her man? Not quite sure which of the pair of you is dumber...
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A: He doesn't look at me, is he gay?. He touches my back lightly, is he gay? He likes my to play with his backdoor, is he g...
A: The opposite of whatever you are doing at the moment. You get the guy so fired up he lights the rockets on July 2nd. Wou...
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A: He said it and ran? He means it. He's embarassed, cause he didn't mean to say it just yet. Too early and it can creep a ...
A: Go into the kitchen, turn on one of the stove rings, and put your hand on it. Why not, you afraid of getting hurt yet ag...
A: You asked a while back about the fights in the lead up to heading for basic, didn't you? Well, I have a soft spot for fo...
Continue reading: "What can I do to make it easier for him?" »
Q: What would you prefer? Waking up with female genitals or no genitals at all? Like a ken doll?
A: Pretty much every guy wonders what it is like to be female, at least once in their lives, whereas all we have to do is g...
Continue reading: "What would you prefer, waking up with female genitals or no genitals at all?" »
A: If I were foolish and selfish enough to hang out with most of my ex's, I'd wake up missing body parts. Important ones. S...
A: It isn't quite dead. Not yet. On life support and sinking fast though. Which is a huge shame on so many levels. The bigg...
A: Being the group Mom never feels sexy, unless you are called Norman. Friends are important, true. I'll go well out of my ...
Continue reading: "My nurturing nature is superseding other date-worthy traits." »
A: Sorry, sis. I may be harsh at times, but delivering bad news is never fun. It might work but that is about as likely, in...
A: Yes - the double answering happens sometimes. Can't be helped, if people ask the same question of more than one of the g...
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A: I know Cary answered this before me. I saw that after I hit publish. You ever just had one of those days? I had to read ...
A: Since we have accidentally been double answering questions ... Serious answer time for a regular. If you want the one li...
A: It certainly is if it is done right. Sounds like you pushed your button perfectly this time. Lucky gal. Learn what to do...
A: If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck - it is a duck. Thats what your body says, and believ...
Continue reading: "Does it make me less straight if I am attracted to a transman?" »
Q: are drunk girls a turn off?
A: Yes. Totally....
Q: So my boyfriend of one year is a drama queen. What do I do?
A: Slap him into next week next time he pulls something. Repeat until the pathetic wuss mans up. Or dump him and give him s...
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A: Wait a sec. I have about 70 gals want to swap places with you, right this second. They are forever getting called cute, ...
A: Cleavage, a short skirt and a nice smile will always get my attention. So will saying Hi, but that is not what you want ...
A: Are you blind, self obsessed or just incredibly stupid? 12 year olds aren't readers? Shy people aren't worth answering? ...
A: For me? 4 times a night is good, 5 is pushing it a bit - I am getting older, sadly, with all the recharge time fuss that...
Continue reading: "How much sexdrive in a woman is too much for you?" »
A: There is a difference? Or has thoughtful become code for home made and cheapass while I wasn't looking? To me, and most ...
Q: What kind of dirty talk do you like during sex?
A: None. If she has spare energy to talk at all during sex, I am having a really off day....
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A: Woah there kiddo. You just lost me about two sentences in. You looked hard at yourself, actually did something about wha...
A: Well, he'll be very hopeful, I can tell you that straight off. Dinner at a gal's place is very special indeed. The ritua...
Q: Is a little bit of jealousy a good thing? My new guy doesn't get jealous AT ALL.
A: Nope. It just means he is self confident enough, and confident enough in your integrity, not to be threatened by you hav...
A: Are you totally nuts? Enjoy it while it lasts! I am assuming it is your first together. It is his way of coping and stop...
Continue reading: "How do I deal with an extremely overprotective husband during pregnancy?" »
A: Yes - you are a bit young still for that amount of forward planning. Being that attached, on the other hand, is pretty n...
A: Pre wedding jitters, eh? Why you asking me when you should be asking him? But, since you asked: Who says so? Everyone? Y...
A: I know I answered this question before, back in November I think. Still, that is a long haul back through the archives, ...
Q: What is your strategy if you are heading into a couples party solo?
A: Since tomorrow is the biggest party of the year ... Your friends really suck. A true friend would find you a companion f...
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Q: what do you look for in a girl?
A: I have a checklist I use. Suppose I can share it with you. 1/ Does she have a pulse? This one is vital. 2/ Is she defini...
A: No. It is not OK!. You have nothing to feel weird and disgusting and unlovable about. You know why? It isn't your bloody...
A: This is totally normal. Stupid, yes, but it happens all the time. It is bad enough when one of a couple is going to scho...
Continue reading: "He's leaving soon and we are having lots of little fights." »
Q: How did you become so wise and all-knowing, mystery man?
A: Hey - a guy is allowed a bonus vanity answer once in a while. Especially while most of the other guys are taking very we...
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A: I am probably not the best person to ask this, being a confirmed rationalist and a fairly heartless cynic, but I'll give...
A: Well, I assume what is going on in his mind is "3 years down the frickin tubes over something stupid. Not risking that (...
Continue reading: "I asked for another chance, he said no." »
A: Bearing in mind both questions you sent in - would you let his room mates watch? 'Cause that is effectively what you are...
Q: Hey asshole, who do you think you are?
A: Aha - one of the jerk boyfriends has come to call yet again, I presume. You took your time, and are nowhere near as inve...
Continue reading: "Hey asshole, who do you think you are?" »
Q: What should i want out of life?
A: Hi Shawna. Take a seat. Over there, or on my lap, doesn't matter, I have to go into old fogey mode for this sort of thin...
A: Wow. There are so many things wrong with this question that I could write an essay - hmm, next weeks blog, possibly. But...
A: Let me ask you a couple of questions in return. Is the sex still good otherwise? Do you still have the use of at least o...
Continue reading: "Can guys actually be happy in relationships without oral?" »
A: OK - Not what you'd call an every day question. Though this is simply a considerably more extreme version of the classic...
Continue reading: "I really want to include my husband in my s&m fantacies. What do I do?" »
A: Grow a pair. Right now. Well, metaphorically speaking at least. Which is more important to you - him or your self respec...
Continue reading: "I've tried ending it, but I keep returning. What's my answer?" »
A: Oh - sweet question! Thank you! FWB is an ancient and honorable tradition, with all the cultural baggage that implies. B...
A: Guys lie about sex. All the time. Being inexperienced, you probably didn't know that, or realise just how bad it is. Alw...
Continue reading: "We have sex, he sucks and he is def not huge." »
A: Come on, girl. Thats the depression talking, and you know it as well as I do. Pity, or sympathy if you prefer that word,...
Continue reading: "I feel like I am using him though, I don't him to say i love you out of pity." »
A: Tough one. Requires effort on your part - or on hers. Women fall into the same trap all the time too. Set up surprises e...
A: OK. There is a part of the body you need here, located between your nose and your chin. It is not only used for decorati...
A: If you shout at him like you shouted at me, he'll probably get the message, unless he is a total moron. (For the two of ...
A: There really is nothing much you can do apart from what you are doing already. Your instincts are sound, now you just ne...
A: I'd never think that. It'd be like thinking all guys are awesome because we here are. Or that all pigeons have one foot ...
A: It's weird how it goes. There were about a dozen questions today on this type of topic. Why doesn't he answer texts or c...
A: Woah there, sister. Pause a minute and think things through. He is intriguing, you say. Why, exactly? Could it be becaus...
Continue reading: "How do I get this mystery man to open up?" »
A: Hmmm, you could have given me a bit more to work on here ... However, seeing as I know everything about everyone, with j...
A: I can answer this in one line. "Just go for it, life is way too short for regretting missed chances." Of course, one lin...
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A: The honest answer is, "Some are turned off, most aren't, and a few are turned on by it." Your guy is probably in the maj...
Q: How do you tell a man you have herpes?
A: Very, very carefully. Edit: Since this one published early for some reason due to carelessness on my part, before I coul...
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A: Too right. I constantly say this, not that anyone ever listens. Too hooked on shallow, irrelevant things like breast siz...
A: OK. This is seriously one of the few times I regret not being much given to swearing. I made a bet I'd not see a dumber ...
A: OK - I can do this. Honest. I read a book once. You will be ready for sex again when you are ready. Don't rush yourself ...
Q: Do you have any pets? What breeds? I like animals and am just curious
A: Meh, why not. I normally discourage curiosity, but hey - it's pets. I have a tank full of tropical fish, some of which a...
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A: Well, you are in a bit of a pickle, aren't you, and it is at least partially your own fault. The problem with a history ...
Continue reading: "I know he cares, how do I get over my fear?" »
A: Of course we are! Finding a woman that doesn't talk our ears off is the guy equivalent of heaven. Slow discovery of the ...
A: First things first. Take a deep breath and relax. You have some serious recovering to do, and getting distressed won't h...
Continue reading: "My husband resents our week old son for “almost killing me”. What can I do?" »
A: No. Not wrong in the least. As long as neither of you is in a new relationship. That would simply not be fair. If he is,...
A: Your boyfriend sounds a decent sort. Worth hanging onto, anyway. I am wondering which version of stand up for yourself h...
Continue reading: "My boyfriend wants me to start standing up for myself even with him." »
A: First, a request to all questioners. Try not to text speak too much, even if you are asking a question from your phone. ...
Continue reading: "Why is my man bored and what do I do about it?" »
A: Receiving anything, other than socks, is special. Receiving something that someone spent time thinking about and choosin...
Continue reading: "What really makes a christmas present special for you?" »
A: If you barely know the guy, why should you care? Do you care if the guy in Starbucks likes you? Or the cashier in the su...
Continue reading: "If he points out that I want him (he's right) does that mean hes into me?" »
A: I don't think you are crazy. Brave, yes. Crazy, no. And note to commenters - if I find a guy hitting any gal, my usual r...
Continue reading: "Am I crazy for giving him a chance, taking it slow?" »
Q: Can a man hit a woman that he loves?
A: You are joking, right? Right? Don't be so damned dumb. A man should not hit a woman, ever, unless in last ditch self def...
A: Oh, there is no need to guess this one. Women like surprises. Non threatening ones at least. After all, which do you pre...
Continue reading: "Why are women attracted to mysterious guys?" »
Q: dear mystery man, how can i forget someone?
A: Answered my question for the day, then this one popped up. OK, wipe your eyes, blow your nose and sit down. To answer wh...
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Q: Met a guy hes 23 got 6 years age difference...is that bad? Feel like I'm robbing the cradle!?
A: So, where is the problem? He is old enough to be useful, young enough to have some stamina. A total win - win situation,...
Q: When a guys says a girl is "not bad" what do you think he really means?
A: I'm gonna go way out on a limb here and suggest that he means "not bad." In other words: average. Not great, not terrifi...
Continue reading: "When a guys says a girl is "not bad" what do you think he really means?" »
A: It usually means your body is about a 7, your face is an 8 and your personality is a 10. And you are under 5'4". Cute is...
Continue reading: "What does it mean when the only thing guys ever call me is cute?" »
A: Whoever told you that was not speaking the whole truth. Can you really, honestly, tell the difference between sex with l...
A: Interesting question, and one which rarely comes up. Most one nighters are the result of being totally wasted, so it is ...
Continue reading: "What its the etiquette of one night stands? " »
A: That you are a bit slow on the uptake at times? You have two possible options here: Either he is interested in taking it...
A: Woah, hold on, since when did I become Serious Man? This is one of those questions where a random, faceless, vaguely hum...
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Q: How do I get my husband to stop checking chicks out in my presence?
A: He is, I assume, adequately male? As in, fully functional in the trouser department? He must be if he is checking the ta...
Continue reading: "How do I get my husband to stop checking chicks out in my presence? " »
A: Well, telling a guy he give great advice works, at least for getting his attention! You got that part of appealing to a ...
Continue reading: "I'm not sure if I am in love with him. Help! " »
A: You seriously asking or just bragging here? If either of you is already in a relationship, enjoy your friendship in peac...
A: Indeed. Snap out of the romantic haze, chica. The only thing sadder than watching a gal running after a forlorn hope, is...
A: You could always try the old classic "Are you bloody deaf, or just stupid?" Change bloody to the pejorative of your choi...
A: Why, in the name of all that is holy, would you even want to? You worked your way through all the local guys already or ...
Continue reading: "How can a get I guy that is full of himself to go out with me?" »
A: Hooked up with a fatty, did you? And you wish to exercise your prerogative as a woman to make his life hell until he cha...
Continue reading: "How do u go around talkin about the topic of his need to lose weight?" »
A: I am terribly sorry that you find questions on dealing with shyness, body image, platonic relationships and extreme lack...
A: Everyone thinks they know best about finding a relationship, and gets a little obsessive about what worked for them. But...
Continue reading: "The advice I get on finding a relationship seems contradictory" »
Q: does my boyfriend really mean it if he says that he wants me to have his children?
A: Probably. Some guys think 9 months of steadily increasing discomfort, followed by 1 to 2 days of total agony and exhaust...
A: OK Kambal, I have read all your questions, and figure that if you are distressed enough to write that much, you certainl...
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A: Well. You might want to ask one of the other guys this one too - maybe the reformed player, as he is a lot more subtle t...
Q: How do I make every guy wish they had me?
A: You wish to learn the greatest secret of guys, and think you are now ready to handle the truth. The greatest secret of g...
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A: You are right. It is difficult to ask that without sounding shallow. And vain. And the female version of the "guys only ...
Q: Why do guys always fart in my mouth?
A: You have truly appalling taste in men....
A: First off and by far the most important. If you haven't already, get yourself to a doctor, pronto, and get that depressi...
Continue reading: "A girl's got needs and I need to know if they're going to be met." »
Q: When I'm not doing something sexual that he wants me to do, is that really bad in his eyes?
A: What are you? A person or just a doormat? Show a little bit of pride, here. Clue time. If you don't want to do something...
A: Yes. They can. There is always an undercurrent of sexual tension, but platonic is perfectly possible and rather pleasura...
Continue reading: "Can a man and a women be platonic friends?" »
A: Personally? Eyes. Forget the "windows to the soul" crap - that is fairly irrelevant. But a pretty, clear, sparkling pair...
Continue reading: "When you first see a girl/woman, what do you look at first?" »
A: OK, you have confused me. First off, you want to know how to Tom around without getting caught, correct? That is easy. N...
A: Come on, people. Give me the information I need to actually answer the question. I am bitterly honest and sarcastic, not...
Continue reading: "How long should you date before you pop the question?" »
A: No. Boys like super thin girls with huge racks. Men like something they can hold on to with a bit of comfort, and a size...
Continue reading: "I'm a size 10/12 and I'm never asked out. I've never had a boyfriend." »
A: Yes, it most definitely can work long term, and the wider age gap relationships can be some of the most physically and e...
Q: Is it slutty for a girl to send nude pics to guys she isn't dating?
A: Very slutty indeed. My email is xxxxxxx.xxx@xxxxxxxxx.com (redacted, on legal advice) Is your self esteem that low that ...
Continue reading: "Is it slutty for a girl to send nude pics to guys she isn't dating?" »
A: How bad is it? Are we talking a light dusting of hair, a few shades darker than your skin, or the partially shaved goril...
A: Well, this one is a bit difficult to answer with the amount of detail you have given, or without getting out the spy gea...
Continue reading: "What am I doing to make these guys think I'm not interested?" »
Q: why do guys abandon their moms and hang out with their wife's family?
A: In short, because the wife wants it that way, and usually gets what she wants. Once more, stereotypes exist for a reason...
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Q: so i have an off the wall question.. Why Do Some Men lie About their age?
A: For the opposite reason women do. Women usually lie their age downwards to appear younger. Men usually lie it upwards to...
A: Is emotional and sensitive ever more than a code for something other than pathetic wimp? You are basically playing Mommy...
Continue reading: "I wanna stay close to this wimp, but have my freedom. " »
A: Of course he does. I am not saying romantic feelings, those are unlikely, but no one drops 5 years of their lives and th...
Continue reading: "Could my bf of 5 months still have feelings for his highschool sweetheart?" »
A: So, let me get this straight. When you see him, you two act as a couple, however couples act. The one time you emailed h...
Q: How do I know what he's thinking?
A: How should I know - I have never met the guy. I assume he is thinking the same as most guys - sex, money and "Man, I am ...
A: Sounds like he already has - he just isn't willing to say so yet . After surviving, not one, but two serious relationshi...
Q: Can a freshman date a senior in high school?
A: No. It breaks the half plus 7 rule that every guy should know and obey. As you may not have heard of it, take his age. H...
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A: So, your dream guy goes into jealous rages when someone pays you attention, gets mad if you want to be together, and ran...
Continue reading: "My dream guy dumped me after he touched my chest." »
A: No one ever wants kids when they are dating. Ask any single mother trying to get back into the scene. It is too much to ...
Continue reading: "Husband got me pregnant the sneaky way" »
A: My name is legion. I am in every place and every time. When you were born, I was there. When you die, I will be there. Y...
A: See that big oblong thing in the wall behind you? The one with the doorknob? Use it, idiot. How on Earth does he pull yo...
Q: Is it ok two be dating two guys at once and not tell them?
A: Well, let me put it this way. If you were dating one guy, and caught him seeing another woman, he'd be hunting for certa...
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A: The bait finally worked, so you can stop fishing now, eh? Hope you didn't cut him off suddenly - that is crass and can l...
A: Well, I don't think flirting and looking at other women constitutes cheating, but if you are looking to catch him at rea...
Q: What does it mean if my boyfriend has the same birthday as my dad?
A: It means you should stop dating your dad cuz you are giving me the creeps....
A: Well he's up to something and it's one of two things: 1) As you said, he may be trying to downgraded your relationship t...
A: About the only way you can fix this one is to stay away from him, which may or may not work, but it's your only hope. Gu...
Q: How do guys really feel about a shy woman? Is extreme shyness a turn off or a challenge? thanks.
A: Extreme shyness can be positive and negative. It's usually not a turn off unless the way the girl expresses shyness is b...
A: It would really depend on the kind of guy I was . . . If it were me, as in, The Mystery Man, I would be hurt and confuse...
A: Getting healthy and fit is always a good thing, however there may be a few drawbacks that you may not have considered: F...
A: I wonder whether he's thinking that since you haven't deactivated your online profile you are still active as well. If I...
A: Easy! Tell him that you will do it but that it has to be with his sister. That should shut him up. Seriously though, you...
A: Ouch! That one hurts. Either the guy is an uber a-hole or you just had a very embarassing misunderstanding. If you find ...
A: That's a tricky one. I would send him an email consisting of the following words: "I would like to see you again." That'...
A: The short answer is, hell yeah it would scare me away. It's one thing to want to adopt kids because you are unable to ha...
A: Since it sounds like you are a shallow, vapid, materialistic person, I would agree with you that you should probably not...
A: In most cases, mutually masturbating would technically be considered "cheating," however the fact that he's also engagin...
A: No you really don't need to stop. Aside from one factor it sounds like an ideal situation. You guys both like casual sex...
A: I personally think scars are sexy. They make a girl standout. Give her character, depth and make her much more interesti...
A: Oooh, I love a cat-lady. Wait! You mean someone who feeds cats or eats cats? Hmm. At any rate, here are 3 tips for when ...
A: Honestly, he's probably not ready at all. It is very likely that he will either spend the rest of his days wishing he ha...
A: Stick with it. There is nothing more appealing to a guy than a girl who doesn't know she's hot. Now you don't say how at...
A: It is absolutely okay to sleep with someone on a first date. Anyone who tells you that it makes you loose or slutty or a...
A: What are you crazy? Tell him! If you don't you may regret not doing so for the rest of your life. Seriously! Since you a...
A: Oh yes, very possible! Guy's are very good at having sex with no emotional attachments whatsoever. I think this is the r...
Q: my husband wants "alone" time should i be worried or not
A: This really depends on what he's doing during "alone" time. If by alone he means hanging out with a hooker and an eight ...
Q: Are guys disgusted with arm/leg/under arm hair?
A: Yes, it's totally gross. Nothing worse than putting your hands on a girl's leg only to find that she is half female and ...
A: When you say "wait for me" you don't say where. Does it mean he won't see you for six years because you'll be deployed t...
A: Who says flattery won't get you anywhere? I agree the Mystery Man is rather insightful. As with most questions of this n...
A: It's strange. You ask a guy who is supposed to give you blunt, truthful and direct answers to your questions and then be...
A: Even though this question has been answered a thousand times before, I will respond one last time since yours included a...
Q: My boyfriend expects lots of blow jobs...whats the average amount a guy should get a week?
A: Hmm, so your boyfriend expects lots of blow jobs. That's actually pretty novel. I mean I expect bjs for breakfast every ...
A: I completely disagree. Just as some black girls prefer white guys or some Asian guys prefer Jewish girls, some white guy...
A: Either he's a budding stylist or he has problems with his own self-image and self-esteem. Usually when someone constantl...
Q: How do I ask my boyfriend if he prefers pubic hair or no pubic hair on me?
A: This is not really a question that you would want to ask. You are better off just displaying the goods both ways, with a...
A: While most guys will pretend that they like a crude girl, the fact is they usually don't. Without getting into a whole a...
A: I happen to think pierced nipples are one of the nastiest things a woman can do to her body. Boobs a la carte are perfec...
A: [note: it looks like panama answered the same question here, http://www.guyspeak.com/answers/my-boyfriend-has-no-interes...
Q: is it true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
A: Yes or through his penis. Either will usually do the trick....
A: Yes, he is staring at your boobs. If you put them back inside your shirt, he will have nothing left to stare at but your...
A: No, guys are not put off by virgins at all. On the contrary, virgins are pretty highly-rated. One of the greatest qualit...
A: Your boyfriend is gay or at the least bi-sexual. Any other possibility is an impossibility. The fact that he only felt d...
A: Every once in awhile I get a question where I don't have the expertise to address it properly. Guyspeak users, what do y...
A: Dudes are cowards. If a guy is calling you to ask you out, he is praying that you don't pick up and he can go right to v...
A: It means that he had initially hoped to keep messing around with you while still looking for something better. He didn't...
A: Wow, that's a gruesome tale. This is the greatest fear someone has when their partner says things like, "Honey, I want t...
Q: Why do partners have sex during the woman's period?
A: This is a very good question and I will tell you the possible answers: 1) Because the partner's are very horny, so horny...
A: Congratulations to you on keeping to your ethics at your old job. A lot of people say they don't date at their jobs, but...
A: You SHOULD definitely trust him on this. You definitely should NOT seek medical attention to assess this, as I'm sure yo...
A: He's angling for a friends with benefits situation. He's doing all of the boyfriend/girlfriend things with you and insis...
Q: Will a guy feel a sort of connection with his girlfriend if she gets pregnant with his kid?
A: I would hope a guy would feel more than a "sort of connection" with the mother of his child. However, if you are trying ...
Q: Is there a chance working it out with a guy who constantly lies, or should i give up?
A: Give up! Once a liar, always a liar. Since you've discovered your partner is a pathological liar, there is really nothin...
Q: Whats your position on telling potential hook ups that you have a strain of high risk HPV?
A: First, my advice to you in general is to avoid "hookups" just as you would avoid a plague. This isn't the 1890s, there a...
Q: Am I a slut if I flirted with a different guy when I have a boyfriend?
A: While you may well be a slut (if such a thing even exists), it's not because you flirted with another guy while you have...
A: He was probably thinking that he would break your will and that you would eventually give in to having sex. Apparently y...
A: Sounds like you came within inches of getting played on both fronts. Kudos! It's amazing that women don't realize the le...
A: Courting someone who is married is no different than courting someone who is unattached. Just keep up whatever it is you...
A: It sounds like your boyfriend is reaching for the stars on this one. The whole threesome thing, while it sounds awesome ...
A: For the most part, no. They could care less what it looks like down there except, as you pointed out, for grooming. Then...
Q: When a guy says "I love you", what does it mean?
A: It means he has very strong feelings for you....
A: This is an excellent idea. A lot of the questions we get here on Guyspeak.com fall along the lines of "How can i get so ...
A: Sometimes Guyspeak users answers the questions they are asking through the question itself. You sound like you have seri...
A: There are a few things you can do to get your best friend/lover to stay in love with you: 1) Switch religions or congreg...
A: It was definitely because of the drinks. If he wasn't able to perform at all, it could have been because of you or the a...
A: Unfortunately, you are in for a rocky ride on this one. When people talk about waiting to get married until they are old...
A: The real reason is that dudes who do this are dickheads with tiny peckers who hate themselves so much and feel so weak i...
A: The best thing you can do is cut your boyfriend off -- at least for a while. He either hates your guts because you broke...
Q: What does it mean when a guy tells you he likes you then ignores you the very next day??
A: It means he's either a shrewd customer who knows exactly how to make a girl really like him, he was lying to you or he c...
A: I could try to deal with this one but it goes so far out of my expertise that I say we let the Guyspeak readers answer y...
Q: On a date, do guys prefer jeans or a dress? hair up or hair down?
A: A guy typically does not care what you wear on a date as long as you look good. If it means wearing jeans, a skirt, a pi...
A: The truth is, the only reason why you still give a crap about this guy is because other girls are attracted to him and y...
A: Guys love bisexual girls! The math is simple, a girl who likes girls but also likes guys may at some point have an inter...
A: Could be a lot of different things. Here are some questions to ask yourself: 1) Bad breath. Do you have halitosis, bleed...
A: Mystery Man happens to think 6s and 7s are pretty good catches as they tend to be decent looking girls with good persona...
A: He's not necessarily sleeping with her now, but there is a very good chance it will happen again. The thing is, guys ten...
A: If he is truly a virgin then the first several times are probably going to be great for him but total duds for you. In o...
A: I'm getting a lot of these types of questions lately. Can't really answer for all males on this one, but Mystery Man thi...
A: He's thinking that he's leading a charmed life. He's thinking that he can have his cake and eat it too. He's thinking th...
A: Hell yeah! A lot of dudes love chunk. Look at Snooki from The Jersey Shore, she probably scores more guys than you could...
A: The truth of the matter is most guys (if they are single) will do just about anything with most women at any time, even ...
A: Men like women who read the bible. Best example Jessica Simpson--totally hot and a bible-beater too. Women who read Cosm...
Q: How do you get your boyfriend to quit or cut back on smoking?
A: If your boyfriend is more interested in you sexually/emotionally than smoking, any one of the below should do the trick:...
Q: Does it matter to guys if girls have a little bit of a tummy??
A: Depends on what you mean by "little." Some girls have a total inability to judge their own bodies, like when you see a g...
A: I wouldn't be upset about him not wanting you to go, but I would be upset about the fact that he's probably going to end...
Q: What do you think of body piercings, like a nipple ring or a clit piercing?
A: Nipple rings, clitoris piercings and such kind of turn Mystery Man's stomach. What ever happened to the good old fashion...
Q: How can i get over the vengeful feelings i have for my ex?
A: The best way to get over vengeful feelings is to act on them. Don't do anything that will land you in jail like killing ...
A: I would definitely agree with your boyfriend. Oral sex is way more personal and thus more hurtful. However, I think men ...
Q: I'm ridiculously horny right now. Besides sex, what's a good cure?
A: If i'm reading your question correctly you are looking for ways to stop feeling so "ridiculously horny." There are a few...
A: Your ex is looking for what most men (at least in some point in their life) are looking for, that is a no-hassle hookup....
A: It's possible he won't notice, especially if he's color blind and confuses the blood that will most likely make an appea...
A: No doesn't sound like he's committed enough. You should have him cut off his left nut and bury it under a tree. If that'...
Q: When your husband tells you he doesn't want to have a baby with you should u take it personally?
A: Yes and no. How's that for an answer? If he tells you he doesn't want to have a baby ever, for any reason, then no you s...
A: Hands down best place . . . airport bar. Why? Because this environment attracts the most diverse set of guys in the worl...
Q: Why do men prefer high maintenance, gorgeous women over easy going, attractive women?
A: The same reason they like expensive cars, fancy homes and the very latest electronic gadgets-- it's to show off. The rea...
A: Yes, you should move on. Next time, before you decide to screw around on your boyfriend, be sure to break up with him fi...
A: On the contrary it's awesome! I find it surprising that the guys you are telling this to are freaked out. Perhaps you ar...
A: Not surprisingly, most women don't know that is is absolutely true. You must have a good male friend who clued you into ...
A: Congratulations on your assertiveness on this topic. A lot of people, when they no longer believe in any god, claim that...
A: Oh yes, very fair! If the trade off you were offering was spooning, long discussions about your relationship or a trip t...
A: Ironically the best way to get this guy to start talking and act like an adult is to treat him like a little baby. Stop ...
A: Seems to me sluttyness is in the air as just I answered a similar question earlier today. At any rate, the good news is ...
A: The answer to this one is much easier than you might think: Be discreet, and make sure you find guys who will be too. An...
A: I think the technical description of what you are talking about is giving a guy "blue balls." There is absolutely nothin...
A: Although the situation you describe sounds quite challenging, you have several options: 1) Run off with with the guy--th...
A: You don't have to say anything at all. Whenever you want it, just grab the guy and show him in in a physical way what yo...
A: Easy--stop tanning! Tanning will do three things for you, 1) turn you into a disgusting, leathery, tea bag; 2) help you ...
A: Based on what your saying, the short answer is you probably can't keep yourself interested and monogamous, so it might b...
Q: If you're a virgin and your boyfriend has had sex do you think he'll cheat on you ?
A: I would say there is a very good chance that your boyfriend will seek sex elsewhere should you continue to hold on to yo...
A: Sounds like your boyfriend is kinda creepy. I mean, don't you find waking up to someone staring at your boobs, and sucki...
A: First off, I have to applaud you on the fact that you don't care about repercussions and issues and all those other sill...
A: Your boyfriend is either into bestiality or just uses your dog as his preferred method of cleaning his body. In other wo...
A: Yes a guy can feel a girl's boobs when he hugs a girl but it's not a classic 'cop a feel' maneuver, such as stopping sho...
A: No mystery here. I would say that's about the number one justification one could have for seeking a divorce. Some spouse...
A: Guys aren't necessarily intimidated by beautiful women who are extremely accomplished. In fact, this can be a turn on to...
A: There are three possible reasons why this happened to you: 1) It means you have gone so far beyond sexual interest to yo...
A: Why do you care that your husband finds fat attractive? The fact is he likes the fatties and you clearly sound like one....
Q: how do i get my boyfriend to stop asking for anal?
A: Very good question. Here is a list of several things you can do to get him to stop asking for anal sex: 1) Stop giving i...
A: The answer is yes and no. The thing is guys do not notice these areas unless there is something wrong with them. So, whi...
A: Oh yes, this is cheating. You are a very naughty girl. Then again in your favor, you say you are only sending dirty pix ...
A: I would be curious to know what our Guyspeak.com readers think, but, from my perspective here are eight things you can d...
A: Oh, he likes you. He definitely likes you. This is the classic mating ritual of man. It goes back to the playground days...
A: It means that you have a very good shot at getting on either the Jerry Springer or Maury Povich shows or both. Here are ...
A: Stop having sex with him. Tell him you are only interested in a long-term relationship, which will include sex, of cours...
A: Eureka! Finally someone is getting it. Yes, make him wait until his balls turn smurf blue and come close to falling off....
Q: How do I know if a guy likes me? What are the signals?
A: It's amazing how many times this question comes in, and I think the confusion has to do with the way the female psyche w...
Q: Would it bother most guys if a woman had one breast a cup size smaller than the other?
A: That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. I wouldn't worry about that at all. As I pointed out here, most bodies are ver...
A: No, he certainly doesn't think about her feelings. After a guy bails on a girl he only thinks about either or both of th...
A: Let's see disease free with a solid reputation. Sounds pretty good on paper, however, I wouldn't be too worried about wh...
Q: How often do guy's think about sex, when they are 15?
A: When a guy is 15 he thinks about two things: 1) Sex. 2) Ways to get sex. There are no exceptions to this rule, unless th...
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Q: What is the first thing guys look for in women?
A: In no particular order: 1) Boobs. 2) Face. 3) Butt. 4) Legs. 5) Height. 6) Teeth. 7) Nose. 8) Hair. 9) Cheeks. 10) Feet....
Q: Do guys actually get paranoid about being a virgin's "first"?
A: Yes, they get very paranoid. That's a LOT of pressure. Imagine if you gave someone their first slice of pizza and it was...
A: It sounds like your boyfriend's need to have lotion rubbed on his back has turned him gay. The big question is why do yo...
Q: After a "booty call" are you supposed to kiss them?
A: Depends on whether you consider yourself a prostitute or not. If so, then you probably shouldn't kiss the guy, as hooker...
A: Unless you are really, really, tall your husband is a classic chubby chaser. He likes a woman with a lot of meat on her ...
A: Yes, definitely. If he was innocent why else would he get so upset? There are two sure ways of knowing if someone has ch...
Q: Is it possible for a friends with benefits to become more?
A: There is only one way for friends with benefits to become something more and it requires becoming something less first. ...
A: Easy. Start talking about how other guys are hot. Talk about their body parts, butt, bulge--all that. Go on and and on a...
Q: What do guys think of push-up bras?
A: An absolute outrage! What do girls think of men who stuff cucumbers down their pants? Same thing. These push-up bras sho...
A: It means one of two things: a) He wasn't interested in you. or b) He was interested in you only as far as hooking up wit...
Q: Dude, if a guy has sex with a lot of women... should i go out with him?
A: Yes, you should go out with him. It means he's very experienced, which is good because guys with only a few sexual partn...
A: You can 100% count on it. A guy considers you "his" forever, even if he's only had you once. Once a conquest is complete...
Q: How can I tell when a guy is horny?
A: Signs: 1) He will attempt to kiss you. 2) He will attempt to take off your clothes. 3) He will do his best to insert his...
Q: Got any recommendations for a gay woman considering men?
A: Seems to me, you aren't a gay women if you date men. Hmm, unless of course there is a new loophole that Mystery Man is u...
A: This is clearly a bizarro world question and stands in direct contrast to this recently asked question. What world do yo...
Q: When do girls go from possible gf material to being in the friend zone?
A: Going from girlfriend material to friend zone can happen in the blink of an eye, not unlike the interest a man shows in ...
A: Here's what's really happening--the guy is putting you on the shelf as a backup plan. He likes you enough to want to hoo...
A: This depends on what you seek to gain from this call. If you feel that someone who had a relationship with you despite t...
A: No, this is a terrible sign. Dudes are simple but can sometimes send confusing signals. If he is normally sweet to you t...
A: Easy: 1) They text you. 2) They email you. 3) They call you. 4) They want to make plans with you. 5) They act like they ...
Q: How big does my mouth have to be before guys will be attracted to me?
A: This is a really interesting question in that it's impossible to tell whether you mean physically or verbally. Here are ...
A: The answer is yes and no. He will eventually stop hurting you but, sadly, it's only after you have broken up with him. M...
A: This really depends on what you consider wasting time. Maybe someday he will divorce his wife and marry you. Then soon a...
Q: Do Guys Like Skinny Jeans on Women?
A: Guys love skinny jeans on women, however, most guys do not like skinny jeans on fat women. You really want to take a lon...
A: Believe it or not, scars can be very sexy. The thing is, although all bodies are different and unique, they tend to foll...
Q: How do you get a guy to like you?
A: This one is really easy. Act like you don't like him for long enough for him to fall head over heels in love with you. R...
A: This is an absolute deal breaker and I would advice against this course of action. While it can be a good idea to wait t...
A: Let's see, stick with your husband, whom you hate and "fake" that you like, and screw your kid up for life because when ...
A: Yes! It means he loves you. It seems you have stumbled on the secret mating rituals of man. Other clues: If you look at ...
A: Sounds like there is a lot of ambiguity in this relationship. You start off by saying you believe you are "going out" bu...
A: The sad truth is that there are plenty of single, straight, available men in the city who sleep alone on a nightly basis...
A: Definitely ketchup, if only so that the blood, which would surely flow from the beating Mystery Man would be justifiably...
A: This is an easy one: Tell small-fry that you need to have a serious conversation with him. Sit him down and immediately ...
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A: Dude, score!!! If a girl emails you out of the blue and she's seen you play in a band, there is a more than 95% chance t...
A: The boobs must be real. I reiterate the boobs must be real. While there are some guys who actually like fake boobs, and,...
Q: Do you think there is "too" young an age to be engaged?
A: This is the easiest question Mystery Man has ever fielded and sadly the answer comes straight from your grandpa, my gran...
A: Well, it depends. If your looking for non-black guys to approach you, say at a bar or social event, you need to ha...
A: The problem is that the minute you took on these roles your husband abdicated them to you. One of the laws of nature sta...
Q: Why does my boyfriend chew with his mouth open?
A: It could be that your boyfriend has an unusually large jaw, which forces him to chew with his mouth open, but, it's much...
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A: The question is, why have you put on the weight? Are you drinking too many brewskies? Are you pregnant? Thyroid conditi...
A: Here's the deal, regardless of what you want to call him, gay, straight, whatever, this guy will definitely cheat on you...
