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Mystery Man
Mystery Man will tell you the truth, as he sees it, without the hug. He’ll tell you that your date never called again because you talked about yourself too much or because you likely had bad breath after that bad choice of garlic knots. The stuff that comes out of his mouth will almost always come as a shock. He won't pull any punches and almost always drops out of the sky like a deus ex machina. The truth isn't always popular, but it is always right.
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Recent questions answered by the Mystery Man:
A: There are a few things you can do to get your best friend/lover to stay in love with you: 1) Switch religions or congreg...
A: It was definitely because of the drinks. If he wasn't able to perform at all, it could have been because of you or the a...
A: Unfortunately, you are in for a rocky ride on this one. When people talk about waiting to get married until they are old...
A: The real reason is that dudes who do this are dickheads with tiny peckers who hate themselves so much and feel so weak i...
A: The best thing you can do is cut your boyfriend off -- at least for a while. He either hates your guts because you broke...
Q: What does it mean when a guy tells you he likes you then ignores you the very next day??
A: It means he's either a shrewd customer who knows exactly how to make a girl really like him, he was lying to you or he c...
A: I could try to deal with this one but it goes so far out of my expertise that I say we let the Guyspeak readers answer y...
Q: On a date, do guys prefer jeans or a dress? hair up or hair down?
A: A guy typically does not care what you wear on a date as long as you look good. If it means wearing jeans, a skirt, a pi...
A: The truth is, the only reason why you still give a crap about this guy is because other girls are attracted to him and y...
A: Guys love bisexual girls! The math is simple, a girl who likes girls but also likes guys may at some point have an inter...
A: Could be a lot of different things. Here are some questions to ask yourself: 1) Bad breath. Do you have halitosis, bleed...
A: Mystery Man happens to think 6s and 7s are pretty good catches as they tend to be decent looking girls with good persona...
A: He's not necessarily sleeping with her now, but there is a very good chance it will happen again. The thing is, guys ten...
A: If he is truly a virgin then the first several times are probably going to be great for him but total duds for you. In o...
A: I'm getting a lot of these types of questions lately. Can't really answer for all males on this one, but Mystery Man thi...
A: He's thinking that he's leading a charmed life. He's thinking that he can have his cake and eat it too. He's thinking th...
A: Hell yeah! A lot of dudes love chunk. Look at Snooki from The Jersey Shore, she probably scores more guys than you could...
A: The truth of the matter is most guys (if they are single) will do just about anything with most women at any time, even ...
A: Men like women who read the bible. Best example Jessica Simpson--totally hot and a bible-beater too. Women who read Cosm...
Q: How do you get your boyfriend to quit or cut back on smoking?
A: If your boyfriend is more interested in you sexually/emotionally than smoking, any one of the below should do the trick:...
Q: Does it matter to guys if girls have a little bit of a tummy??
A: Depends on what you mean by "little." Some girls have a total inability to judge their own bodies, like when you see a g...
A: I wouldn't be upset about him not wanting you to go, but I would be upset about the fact that he's probably going to end...
Q: What do you think of body piercings, like a nipple ring or a clit piercing?
A: Nipple rings, clitoris piercings and such kind of turn Mystery Man's stomach. What ever happened to the good old fashion...
Q: How can i get over the vengeful feelings i have for my ex?
A: The best way to get over vengeful feelings is to act on them. Don't do anything that will land you in jail like killing ...
A: I would definitely agree with your boyfriend. Oral sex is way more personal and thus more hurtful. However, I think men ...
Q: I'm ridiculously horny right now. Besides sex, what's a good cure?
A: If i'm reading your question correctly you are looking for ways to stop feeling so "ridiculously horny." There are a few...
A: Your ex is looking for what most men (at least in some point in their life) are looking for, that is a no-hassle hookup....
A: It's possible he won't notice, especially if he's color blind and confuses the blood that will most likely make an appea...
A: No doesn't sound like he's committed enough. You should have him cut off his left nut and bury it under a tree. If that'...
Q: When your husband tells you he doesn't want to have a baby with you should u take it personally?
A: Yes and no. How's that for an answer? If he tells you he doesn't want to have a baby ever, for any reason, then no you s...
A: Hands down best place . . . airport bar. Why? Because this environment attracts the most diverse set of guys in the worl...
Q: Why do men prefer high maintenance, gorgeous women over easy going, attractive women?
A: The same reason they like expensive cars, fancy homes and the very latest electronic gadgets-- it's to show off. The rea...
A: Yes, you should move on. Next time, before you decide to screw around on your boyfriend, be sure to break up with him fi...
A: On the contrary it's awesome! I find it surprising that the guys you are telling this to are freaked out. Perhaps you ar...
A: Not surprisingly, most women don't know that is is absolutely true. You must have a good male friend who clued you into ...
A: Congratulations on your assertiveness on this topic. A lot of people, when they no longer believe in any god, claim that...
A: Oh yes, very fair! If the trade off you were offering was spooning, long discussions about your relationship or a trip t...
A: Ironically the best way to get this guy to start talking and act like an adult is to treat him like a little baby. Stop ...
A: Seems to me sluttyness is in the air as just I answered a similar question earlier today. At any rate, the good news is ...
A: The answer to this one is much easier than you might think: Be discreet, and make sure you find guys who will be too. An...
A: I think the technical description of what you are talking about is giving a guy "blue balls." There is absolutely nothin...
A: Although the situation you describe sounds quite challenging, you have several options: 1) Run off with with the guy--th...
A: You don't have to say anything at all. Whenever you want it, just grab the guy and show him in in a physical way what yo...
A: Easy--stop tanning! Tanning will do three things for you, 1) turn you into a disgusting, leathery, tea bag; 2) help you ...
A: Based on what your saying, the short answer is you probably can't keep yourself interested and monogamous, so it might b...
Q: If you're a virgin and your boyfriend has had sex do you think he'll cheat on you ?
A: I would say there is a very good chance that your boyfriend will seek sex elsewhere should you continue to hold on to yo...
A: Sounds like your boyfriend is kinda creepy. I mean, don't you find waking up to someone staring at your boobs, and sucki...
A: First off, I have to applaud you on the fact that you don't care about repercussions and issues and all those other sill...
A: Your boyfriend is either into bestiality or just uses your dog as his preferred method of cleaning his body. In other wo...
A: Yes a guy can feel a girl's boobs when he hugs a girl but it's not a classic 'cop a feel' maneuver, such as stopping sho...
A: No mystery here. I would say that's about the number one justification one could have for seeking a divorce. Some spouse...
A: Guys aren't necessarily intimidated by beautiful women who are extremely accomplished. In fact, this can be a turn on to...
A: There are three possible reasons why this happened to you: 1) It means you have gone so far beyond sexual interest to yo...
A: Why do you care that your husband finds fat attractive? The fact is he likes the fatties and you clearly sound like one....
Q: how do i get my boyfriend to stop asking for anal?
A: Very good question. Here is a list of several things you can do to get him to stop asking for anal sex: 1) Stop giving i...
A: The answer is yes and no. The thing is guys do not notice these areas unless there is something wrong with them. So, whi...
A: Oh yes, this is cheating. You are a very naughty girl. Then again in your favor, you say you are only sending dirty pix ...
A: I would be curious to know what our Guyspeak.com readers think, but, from my perspective here are eight things you can d...
A: Oh, he likes you. He definitely likes you. This is the classic mating ritual of man. It goes back to the playground days...
A: It means that you have a very good shot at getting on either the Jerry Springer or Maury Povich shows or both. Here are ...
A: Stop having sex with him. Tell him you are only interested in a long-term relationship, which will include sex, of cours...
A: Eureka! Finally someone is getting it. Yes, make him wait until his balls turn smurf blue and come close to falling off....
Q: How do I know if a guy likes me? What are the signals?
A: It's amazing how many times this question comes in, and I think the confusion has to do with the way the female psyche w...
Q: Would it bother most guys if a woman had one breast a cup size smaller than the other?
A: That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. I wouldn't worry about that at all. As I pointed out here, most bodies are ver...
A: No, he certainly doesn't think about her feelings. After a guy bails on a girl he only thinks about either or both of th...
A: Let's see disease free with a solid reputation. Sounds pretty good on paper, however, I wouldn't be too worried about wh...
Q: How often do guy's think about sex, when they are 15?
A: When a guy is 15 he thinks about two things: 1) Sex. 2) Ways to get sex. There are no exceptions to this rule, unless th...
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Q: What is the first thing guys look for in women?
A: In no particular order: 1) Boobs. 2) Face. 3) Butt. 4) Legs. 5) Height. 6) Teeth. 7) Nose. 8) Hair. 9) Cheeks. 10) Feet....
Q: Do guys actually get paranoid about being a virgin's "first"?
A: Yes, they get very paranoid. That's a LOT of pressure. Imagine if you gave someone their first slice of pizza and it was...
A: It sounds like your boyfriend's need to have lotion rubbed on his back has turned him gay. The big question is why do yo...
Q: After a "booty call" are you supposed to kiss them?
A: Depends on whether you consider yourself a prostitute or not. If so, then you probably shouldn't kiss the guy, as hooker...
A: Unless you are really, really, tall your husband is a classic chubby chaser. He likes a woman with a lot of meat on her ...
A: Yes, definitely. If he was innocent why else would he get so upset? There are two sure ways of knowing if someone has ch...
Q: Is it possible for a friends with benefits to become more?
A: There is only one way for friends with benefits to become something more and it requires becoming something less first. ...
A: Easy. Start talking about how other guys are hot. Talk about their body parts, butt, bulge--all that. Go on and and on a...
Q: What do guys think of push-up bras?
A: An absolute outrage! What do girls think of men who stuff cucumbers down their pants? Same thing. These push-up bras sho...
A: It means one of two things: a) He wasn't interested in you. or b) He was interested in you only as far as hooking up wit...
Q: Dude, if a guy has sex with a lot of women... should i go out with him?
A: Yes, you should go out with him. It means he's very experienced, which is good because guys with only a few sexual partn...
A: You can 100% count on it. A guy considers you "his" forever, even if he's only had you once. Once a conquest is complete...
Q: How can I tell when a guy is horny?
A: Signs: 1) He will attempt to kiss you. 2) He will attempt to take off your clothes. 3) He will do his best to insert his...
Q: Got any recommendations for a gay woman considering men?
A: Seems to me, you aren't a gay women if you date men. Hmm, unless of course there is a new loophole that Mystery Man is u...
A: This is clearly a bizarro world question and stands in direct contrast to this recently asked question. What world do yo...
Q: When do girls go from possible gf material to being in the friend zone?
A: Going from girlfriend material to friend zone can happen in the blink of an eye, not unlike the interest a man shows in ...
A: Here's what's really happening--the guy is putting you on the shelf as a backup plan. He likes you enough to want to hoo...
A: This depends on what you seek to gain from this call. If you feel that someone who had a relationship with you despite t...
A: No, this is a terrible sign. Dudes are simple but can sometimes send confusing signals. If he is normally sweet to you t...
A: Easy: 1) They text you. 2) They email you. 3) They call you. 4) They want to make plans with you. 5) They act like they ...
Q: How big does my mouth have to be before guys will be attracted to me?
A: This is a really interesting question in that it's impossible to tell whether you mean physically or verbally. Here are ...
A: The answer is yes and no. He will eventually stop hurting you but, sadly, it's only after you have broken up with him. M...
A: This really depends on what you consider wasting time. Maybe someday he will divorce his wife and marry you. Then soon a...
Q: Do Guys Like Skinny Jeans on Women?
A: Guys love skinny jeans on women, however, most guys do not like skinny jeans on fat women. You really want to take a lon...
A: Believe it or not, scars can be very sexy. The thing is, although all bodies are different and unique, they tend to foll...
Q: How do you get a guy to like you?
A: This one is really easy. Act like you don't like him for long enough for him to fall head over heels in love with you. R...
A: This is an absolute deal breaker and I would advice against this course of action. While it can be a good idea to wait t...
A: Let's see, stick with your husband, whom you hate and "fake" that you like, and screw your kid up for life because when ...
A: Yes! It means he loves you. It seems you have stumbled on the secret mating rituals of man. Other clues: If you look at ...
A: Sounds like there is a lot of ambiguity in this relationship. You start off by saying you believe you are "going out" bu...
A: The sad truth is that there are plenty of single, straight, available men in the city who sleep alone on a nightly basis...
A: Definitely ketchup, if only so that the blood, which would surely flow from the beating Mystery Man would be justifiably...
A: This is an easy one: Tell small-fry that you need to have a serious conversation with him. Sit him down and immediately ...
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A: Dude, score!!! If a girl emails you out of the blue and she's seen you play in a band, there is a more than 95% chance t...
A: The boobs must be real. I reiterate the boobs must be real. While there are some guys who actually like fake boobs, and,...
Q: Do you think there is "too" young an age to be engaged?
A: This is the easiest question Mystery Man has ever fielded and sadly the answer comes straight from your grandpa, my gran...
A: Well, it depends. If your looking for non-black guys to approach you, say at a bar or social event, you need to ha...
A: The problem is that the minute you took on these roles your husband abdicated them to you. One of the laws of nature sta...
Q: Why does my boyfriend chew with his mouth open?
A: It could be that your boyfriend has an unusually large jaw, which forces him to chew with his mouth open, but, it's much...
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A: The question is, why have you put on the weight? Are you drinking too many brewskies? Are you pregnant? Thyroid conditi...
A: Here's the deal, regardless of what you want to call him, gay, straight, whatever, this guy will definitely cheat on you...
