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The Oscars: Decidedly Unfunny

Posted by Michael Swaim, March 5, 2010 3:25 PM

No, I'm not talking about the show itself, or even the host: I'm sure Mr. Mandel is going to do a fabulous job, as always. I'm griping the age old comedian's gripe that they never nominate comedies for Oscars, except...

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The Hottest Chick Of 2009

Posted by John DeVore, December 29, 2009 10:00 AM

The hottest chick of 2009 is a practically infinite series of 1's and 0's that lives in a supercomputer somewhere in Middle Earth, or New Zealand, depending on which you believe in more. And while I know she is just...

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