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Tag: Battle Of The Sexes

Nick Nadel answered this question, December 11, 2010 10:05 PM

Q: What the heck is going on in the media today? No matter the topic, or the product, the man always seems to lose out to the girl. It could be anything from aspirin to insurance. The girl always ends up with the right choice. Is there a reason the girl is never wrong on ANY commercial?

A: Well, it could be that women are inherently smarter than men. Or maybe it's a global media conspiracy (perpetrated by th...

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The Least Awful Thing About Stupid, Smelly Girls (A Letter From Michael's Eight-Year-Old Self)

Posted by Michael Swaim, January 29, 2010 9:35 AM

It's not cooties, I'll tell you that much. Cooties are probably the least least awful thing about girls, aside from that they are stupid. But since they're paying me to LIE write about something I admire about women, here goes:Boobs?...

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Cary McNeal answered this question, October 6, 2009 6:15 PM

Q: How come guys have issues with girls that are perhaps smarter and funnier than they are? Is the male ego really that delicate? It's destroying my relationship and I just don't get it.

A: Easy there, Gloria Steinem. Let's not generalize, mmkay? Yes, the male ego can be delicate. Don't ask me why; it's just ...

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