A: There is really no way to fake an orgasm by way of blowjob. If a man wants to fake an orgasm during sex he can, provided...
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Q: I need to know how to give a good BJ...can you help?
A: Don't worry, this is one of the least difficult sexual acts you'll ever perform. Pretty much anything you do with your m...
Q: How do you get women to swallow?
A: Ask nicely. Don't hold her head down unless you never want her to go down on you again and/or go all "America's Funniest...
Q: Waking a guy up with a blowjob - yes or no?
A: Ah, the ol' wake-and-blow. Before we proceed, I must ask: have you ever heard of an alarm clock? Alarm clocks are far m...
A: Listen to me, and listen close: don't stress your mind or jaw on this blowjob issue. One woman's inability to give a "de...
A: What you did was be great in bed. I know they seem informed, but Three 6 Mafia was not speaking for all men when they in...
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A: No, passing out during a blow job is not normal. Blame it on the booze. A guy will stay awake even during bad oral, if f...
Probably not the answers you were looking for, but I'm okay with that.My guy paces around my apartment every time he talks...what does that mean?He feels trapped, like a hamster in a cage. Get him an exercise wheel.He loves me...
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If you've read any of my Quick Answers To Your Quick Questions blog posts, you know that those are my way to have fun with some of the silly questions I get. This month, though, I want to try something...
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Q: My boyfriend expects lots of blow jobs...whats the average amount a guy should get a week?
A: Hmm, so your boyfriend expects lots of blow jobs. That's actually pretty novel. I mean I expect bjs for breakfast every ...
Two things I love about the first of the month: I take a bath and I get to write QATYQQ. So let's get crack-a-lackin'.What is it with guys and calling a girl "sis" right away?Would you prefer sugartits?Why are guys...
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A: You have a raging case of SDS, or Sensitive Donkeypuke Syndrome. He won't sleep with you? Because that would be going......
A: Well, a good first step would be looking up the word "fetish," which I have graciously done for you. Fetish (N.) - 1. an...
Q: Do you really prefer me to swallow?
A: Nope. Don't care. Or wait, just to clarify: If you're talking about eating my mother's delicious homemade meatloaf, then...
A: You should tell him that you can't breathe, and that you might choke or puke (two things he doesn't want to happen while...
Q: How do you like your blow jobs?
A: Like I like my coffee: scalding and delivered by a man in a paper hat out of a drive-thru window. With milk. To be hones...
Q: This is my first time giving a guy a blow job .. how should I start?
A: Well, first of all, you should stop interfacing with a computer immediately and just focus on giving the blowjob. It's a...
