A: As you probably know men don't wipe their penis heads after peeing. They shake dry. It's not an exact science, but it do...
Tag: Body Issues
One of the persistant cIass of questions we get here is on body image. "Are my boobs too big/smaII/penduous?" "What sort of hair styIe?" "Does my butt Iook big in this?" Or, my personaI favorite - "How can I be...
A: Dude, your boyfriend is obviously of sound body, but I assume he's of sound mind too. I got news for you, if you've been...
A: If you're dream-dating random men and can't look past your boyfriend's short-term physical ailments, then yes, you shoul...
Ok Reader, boys and girls alike, it's time to weigh in and be heard on the great debate: Is male circumcision sensible, hygienic and wise, or a barbaric, abusive and thoroughly outdated practice? I was driving around a few...
Continue reading: "Foreskin and Seven Years Ago: The Battle, A Head." »
A: There's nothing more cringey than a perfectly attractive, tall girl trying to play small. You see it all the time - cons...
That bastion of journalistic integrity AskMen.com has published their latest "Great Male" survey, a look at what douchebags men think about pressing dating issues like sexting and whether or not angels exist. As Gawker points out, one of the more...
Q: How do guys feel about outie bellybuttons?
A: Well, as you might expect, some guys prefer In-ies. The "hot" norm, I'd say, is a subtle-shell belly button. This is wha...
A: Well, I wouldn't say you're being a jerk, per se, but you're definitely not being very patient. You love this guy but yo...
A: You raise some good points. However, I think it goes deeper than your man's porn viewing habits. Unless he's Charlie She...
A: First off, bravo. You are a survivor. I cannot imagine what you're going through right now. A friend of mine went throug...
A: Yes. Extremely irrational. No guy you would ever want to date would make an assumption like that. If he judges you based...
Q: How do you tell your boyfriend he needs to lose weight without sounding like a bitch?
A: How about: 1. Dude I love you, but you're a basket of sloppy flesh? 2. Honey, I noticed you're a refrigerator wrapped in...
A: Wow, this is the opposite of the questions we usually get. See readers, some guys do like curvy women. Don't gain weight...
A: Well, if they're really that small, it'd be the GUY who's working himself up over nothing, right? To quote the great Moe...
Actually, it's Volume 6, but I screwed up the numbers last time and can't call this one 6 for technical reasons that you couldn't care less about, so let's just get on with it, shall we?What does it mean when...
Continue reading: "Quick Answers To Your Quick Questions, Vol. 7" »
A: On a scale from 1 to 10, roughly -2. A primed ladyplace is to us what the yellow sun is to Superman: a source of power a...
A: Hey, this is Guyspeak; there's no such thing a question that's too weird. Unfortunately, there IS such a thing as a nipp...
A: You should treat it as you would any major surgery. Maybe don't bring it up on the first date, but a few weeks into the ...
A: First off, I decided to answer this question as a counter to Funny Guy's "So You're Fat" blog because I think it's impor...