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Q: So what are the chances of me getting pregnant if I masturbated a few hours after jacking off my boyfriend and got sperm on my hands but wiped it off with a napkin? Heard many different things about how long sperm remains potent.. From seconds to about a week. Not sure what to believe.

A: It's highly clinical questions like this that have finally made me seek out an actual Columbia University MPH, PhD to co...

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Tough Titties: Not All Breasts Are Created Equally

My final blog of the year will be dedicated to something close to your hearts; actually, over your hearts - Boobs. Or, if you prefer the Latin: tits.The questions, concerns, pains and prides surrounding your breasts has no end. Specifically...

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Q: Are men aware that some women have "innie" nipples? They aren't like an innie belly button or anything. It's more like if I were to wear a thin t-shirt on a cold day, no one would be able to tell I was cold. And if they are aware, do you think they mind because it's not something that happens a lot?

A: Most men are aware of this potential, yes. A good portion of men, at one time or another, have dated an innie-nip lady. ...

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Funny Guy Presents: Volume II of Your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries AWARDS

Thanksgiving is over. But, like you I'm still tripping on turkey tryptophan and old lady lipstick kisses. It's a terrible condition, but thankfully not one without a cure. Welcome to the second installment of The GSSHQUS&WE AWARDS!!! (The GuySpeak's Strangest...

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Q: I got pain after my bf sucks my breast

A: I gotta be honest; technically this is not a question. It's just a sentence with nine words, but because I am a pro I ca...

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A Breast By Any Other Name: My Favorite Expressions For Boobies

In case you didn't get the memo, boobs are awesome. So awesome, in fact, that there are hundreds, maybe even thousands, of different names for them, probably more than any other body part. Now I'm going to tell you my...

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Q: Why do guys like sucking girls boobs so much? I mean, it feels good for me, but not amazing, so why would HE like it so much??

A: Ask a man why he climbs Everest and he'll tell you: "Because it's there". This logic, my dear, holds true when it comes ...

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Q: Okay okay, so men don't care or talk about women's boobs being different sizes, BUT what if a woman's nipples (well technically areolas) are HUUUUGE!!!! I'm talking so big that they even surprise (negatively) my own self sometimes!

A: Giant nipples are awesome! So are small nipples, and medium-sized nipples. Nipples in general are pretty amazing. Some g...

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Q: Do most men realize that women's breasts are not identical? I mean, are they out there telling their friends about a women they were with that had one breast larger than the other?

A: Every man who has seen a naked woman in the flesh knows that breasts come in all shapes and sizes. Unless his sole expos...

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Q: I have pretty nice boobs... a C cup very round and perky...but I'm worried they're too far apart...i get no cleavage unless I physically squish them together which looks rather awkward when trying to get attention... Do guys care about boob separation?

A: Ain't nature a son-of-a bitch? Here she goes and gives you perfectly lovely breasts - "pretty nice boobs," in fact, and ...

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Q: Do some guys really like butts? Or is it something that girls just say among each others to make their lesser "gifted" friends feel better about having smaller breasts?

A: I love this question. You're stating with infallible truth that all men like large breasts and ladies that don't have th...

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Q: Are men turned off by fake tits? I'm an A cup, turning 18, and want to get implants (just a natural-looking 2 cups more. I don't feel self-conscious about being small, just love how they look and I want some! Are guys gonna grab them and scream "Impostor!", ?

A: That is hilarious. I love that visual. "Imposter! Stop that woman, she doth deceive mine eyes" Fake tits: ah, where to b...

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Q: How many men do you think would be turned off by a woman who underwent a bilateral mastectomy (breasts were taken off for cancerous purposes) and now sports scars all along the new implants?

A: First off, bravo. You are a survivor. I cannot imagine what you're going through right now. A friend of mine went throug...

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Groundbreaking Study Proves Ogling Breasts Increases Heart Health, Likelihood Of Getting Slapped

So there's this highly dubious "study" going around the Web that claims that staring at breasts can improve heart health in men. In a related story, the water I'm currently drinking is wet. According to the elite team of German...

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Q: Have you ever heard of any woman using this product? www.kushsupport.com I'd love to hear your thoughts on this wackadoo product.

A: Thank you kindly for bringing this absurd and positively idiotic device to my attention. Although I would hate to serve ...

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Q: What's your opinion of adult nursing relationships?

A: You mean like dating when you have a full-time career as a nurse? I can imagine it's difficult to maintain a relationshi...

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Q: Do guys care about nipple size? Sometimes I think they are on the small side, but I'm only a 32C so compared to a 42F they would be small, but I have no idea. I've never had complaints. Is it something guys REALLY notice?

A: Dearest Marie, Sure, guys care about nipple size. Humans can be some scrutinizing mother-F'ers -- some more than others....

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Q: Does breast size matter?

A: Sure, for some things. If you don't know your breast size you may inadvertently buy a 46 Double D bra when in fact you a...

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Quick Answers To Your Quick Questions, Vol. 12

Accept no substitutes.What's a guy really looking for in a girl? They all say the right thing in the beginning, "funny, smart, self confident" But what does a guy really want? Funny, smart, self-confident.How can I get my bf to...

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Q: How come the only guys who like me are stoners and perverts? Is it because I have huge breasts, or is it a personality flaw that I need to work on?

A: I commend you for asking this important question. My sense is that many, many women find themselves in a similar predica...

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